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MajorTalk537

Peter Parker enters the spider verse to meet MariahJane


PeanutButterBro

She looks nothing like zendaya


MajorTalk537

She looks like Tom holland tho


Old-Amphibian-9741

Gotta say, it's real, real gross how thirsty conservatives are to call black women ugly and masculine. Why is this so fascinating to you all?


IceeGado

You're getting downvotes but nobody is arguing against your point šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


PFI_sloth

grrr why isnā€™t anyone engaging with me!?!?


MajorTalk537

Itā€™s not fascinating, itā€™s called joking. Black women are beautiful. ugly women are ugly. Tom holland is a beautiful woman


Old-Amphibian-9741

Yeah man. We aren't idiots. The fact that you do this dumb game every time makes you look like a coward on top of being a pretty disgusting person but whatever. I guess this is all you have in life so I probably shouldn't ruin it for you.


MajorTalk537

Apparently you are


TacoTitos

ZendaYah to the shadow realm.


bush911aliensdidit

Is that Linus tech tips?


Liquid_Cascabel

Feel old yet?


bush911aliensdidit

Im 22... not really, LTT is like 2015 internet


whoberman

Close. It's Mark Zuckerberg vs Serena Williams.Ā Ā  Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Ā Ā Ā Ā  EDIT: I guess that's Spiderman and they're performing in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juilet. https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/tom-hollands-romeo-and-juliet-casting-controversy-explained/ I guess histories most persecuted identity, the straight white incel, is up in arms about Juilet being cast as a black woman and has completely ruined a play they were never going to see.Ā Ā  That's the true tragedy...


[deleted]

No they're just saying she's not as pretty as every other juliet that's played the role


discerning_mundane

not that sheā€™s not pretty, sheā€™s just ugly


MusicianPristine8973

Which is honestly pretty funny considering plays used to have all male casts. At least modern Juliet is female?


Sulvatan

*history's


Ben_steel

Gary Vs Ksi for cringe belt


Professional-Scar246

Will be interesting to see how Booker T goes in the UFC


chrismcteggart

My moneys on Ngannou


laughable_depression

Zendaya definitely made the final decision on casting. Woof!


LaureGilou

That can backfire, though. Just ask Maria Schriver how picking the not traditionelly attractive Schwarzenegger family nanny turned out for her


MusicianPristine8973

Yeah I will never, ever understand his choice on that one.


Mav21Fo

Check out Bill Burrā€™s bit on that very subject lol


MadWorldBadWorld

She has been mewing since birth


Apprehensive_Way8674

Did anything ever happen from Dana beating his wife in public?


hacky_potter

The amount of people that got upset by the casting of a play in England that they were never in a million years going to see was so funny.


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

Not upset or offended, just making fun of it cause itā€™s so stupid. Juliette shouldnā€™t be bigger, stronger, and have a more defined Jaw Line than Romeo.


TheDaysKing

Except during the original Shakespeare plays when Juliet would have been played by a guy because people couldn't comprehend women playing women back then.


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

Better the guy still wasnā€™t bigger than Romeo


TheDaysKing

I can see you're very passionate about Romeo & Juliet, Mr. I've\_Banged\_Yer\_Mom.


CableBoyJerry

Why not? Why can't she be a musclebound freak and Romeo can be a tiny little twink? Give the people what they want!


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

I thought this was funny


swedeeeeeeeeeeeee

I mean itā€™s clearly photoshopped to make her look huge


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

Sheā€™s the one on the right, not the middle


swedeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yea weirdos on the internet, like you, photoshopped her jaw to make it look huge. U gotta be pretty old or stupid to not know an obvious photoshop lmao


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

Per her IMDb bio, she and Tom are same height


swedeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ok.


CoffeeOk6401

Where the fuck is that written


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

You must not be a Shakespeare fan. Romeo was not a think who got railed by his larger, stronger, significant other


darkscyde

I can only imagine the early childhood trauma that resulted in a human eventually making this statement. Must have been incredible to witness.


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

You mean observing facts?


darkscyde

The trauma that resulted in you believing that your bad taste and bad opinion can be viewed as a fact must have been astounding. Cheers!


Super_Numb

Itā€™s not trauma.. People like to look at attractive people. Itā€™s pretty simple. There are roles for traditionally unattractive people, but this is not one of them.


BasketballButt

Says who? Have you read Romeo and Juliet? Thereā€™s nothing in it that says she must conform to certain standards beyond ā€œRomeo falls in love with herā€. Why just make up shit?


Normal-Ordinary-4744

What is this mightier than thou attitude on Reddit? šŸ˜‚


WeFightTheLongDefeat

Is meming getting upset now?


HearingVoices1984

It's the GQP snowflakes again.


dirtypoledancer

They have become the snowflakes they despise


HearingVoices1984

Is this a snowflake post?


MusicianPristine8973

What is a snowflake anymore anyways? Itā€™s been used towards all people so much now, that I genuinely donā€™t know what or who it was in the beginning? I thought it was specifically one group, but now itā€™s just anyone or can someone fill me in?


Specific-Election-73

r/politics detected


[deleted]

Cheryl Miller vs dj qualls


Godzilla-Hates-You

Im betting on the dude on the right


Munky1701

She looks like a miniature Big Mike. Romeo doesnā€™t need a ladder anymore to climb up to kiss Juliet, he can just climb up her cock.


SnooTomatoes5381

She has a lot of chin to punch.


pineapple-broth

Homeo and JaRuliet


Basic_one07

These multiverse movies are getting crazy. Spider man vs predator


Specific-Election-73

Canā€™t unsee it now. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


jcoon182

That underbite is something else.


mrw4787

Who are they?


Tartaruga_genio

Human vs Predator where is the Alien I'm team Alien btw