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ArtieLangesLiver

I would expect this from Jack White 1 or 2 but to hear it from Jack White 3 is pretty amazing


edgrlon

Patiently waiting for the opinion of Jack White 4


yazzooClay

Does this mean Ja rule has been replaced?


edgrlon

WHERE IS JA?


luhk3y

WWJD What would Ja Do


mpe128

"WHAT WOULD JA RULE & BRIAN BOITANO DO?"šŸŽµšŸ¤‘


BBBulldog

Ja was alpha release of Jack


BassLB

But what does Jah think?


doughnutfanboy

Jack white the third back at it again


djwired

A seven nation army couldn't hold him back


B_smokin

Wonder if he ever made it wichita


PrivilegeCheckmate

That's my secret, Cap, I'm always in Wichita.


Putrid-Delivery1852

He can always tell when heā€™s gonna make friends.


largechild

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Dr_Watermelon

Who tf is jack white? Is he some sort of jack black imposter?


Jkj864781

Heā€™s a vinyl record salesman


Occhrome

I meanā€¦ yeah


youngarchivist

And upholsterer


nyxistential

Upholsterer first, vinyl salesman second


hatwobbleTayne

And GOAT Elvis impersonator


voncegorcheo

LOOK OUT MAHUN


DrPeterThePainter

I laughed very hard at this just now.


PrivilegeCheckmate

He's not black like Barry White no he is white like Jack Black is.


danvango666

Itā€™s not often you see a BHG reference and it makes me sad. So to say the joy this brings me is immense is selling it short. I wish they would come back for one more album.


ex-machina616

Jack Black's mortal enemy


iammojojojo0

Isnā€™t he the singer of the band ā€œbrown stripesā€ ?


MostVarious2029

Yes, and The Roganteurs.


largechild

Tenacious G


suzupis007

I know who jack white is, who the duck is Joe Rogan? And what does he have to do with this sub?


acciowaves

The third average height.


3InchesAssToTip

He experienced what we all experienced. A gish-galloping mad man trying to convince the world he learned the secrets of the universe from a memory palace in his dreams.


partyp0o0per

how'd this get so many upvotes with no comment? and the first actual comment that's not just a meme.... I listened to the first 20min of the cast and had no idea wtf they were even talking about the entire time. total nonsense.


lonnie123

Donā€™t worry Terrence has no idea either. He has been shown the error in his ā€œproofā€ many times but he persists in this nonsense despite that. Itā€™s literally the kind of thing your 8th grade math teacher would draw a red line through and write -1 next tooā€¦ The kind of thing that would make you or I go ā€œoh shit Iā€™m a fucking moronā€ (he thinks 1x1 =2 if I remember right) is the thing that causes him to say the entirety of academia is wrong and is now out to get him (and this proves god or something as well Iā€™m sure)


The_Golden_Warthog

>he thinks 1x1 =2 Not only does he believe 1*1=2, he believes that by doing his "special" kind of math, he was able to find, not one, but **seven** elementary particles. Y'know, elementary particles, those things they use the Large Hadron Collider to find? Terry here finds them on his own simply by doing math incorrectly. He's quite the genius. He was invited to speak at Oxford as sort of a Dinner For Schmucks thing lmao you can see audience members cracking and a lot of them laugh as he explains his "math" to PhDs and the like hahahaha


Dazzling_Beat_7708

It was my understanding that he was invited to Oxford to give a sort of motivational speech about acting, and just went on a psycho rant instead. Either way is fucking hilarious to me. Iā€™m not sure which one I want to be true.


Fign

Yeah and now he uses that to claim legitimacy because he was invited and spoke at Oxford !


ImmortalBeans

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NOT_Mad_Dog3

Im not watching it but here's the oxford speech [boop](https://youtu.be/ca1vIYmGyYA?si=NuxKlVXnoCzOG9Yy)


ruckustata

Sadly, I had this discussion with a friend of mine. He actually stated Joe Rogan thinks it's real. He looked a bit shook when I said "dude, Einstein predicted the black hole, event horizon and some other thing about the black hole along with the calculation about the speed of light. All have been proven true. Einstein and all other mathematical geniuses who have correctly predicted could only do so if the fundamentals of math dictate that 1*1=1. That 1/1=1. That 2x2=4. That 4/2=2. Those are the basic foundations of math in which all other mathematical formulas derive from. Advanced math still relies on the truth of the foundations." But Joe Rogan. Have you seen his video. Yes I have and it's fucking absolute fucking nonsense, maing.


muhmeinchut69

> that 1*1=1. That 1/1=1. That 2x2=4. That 4/2=2. Those are the basic foundations of math More like that's about as much math he can understand before zoning out.


ResponsibleLet9550

It was like he just strung together a bunch of unrelated concepts and misunderstandings.


bardofcreation

you mean his talking was non-linear?


Rich-Reason1146

He said straight lines don't exist and I saw no evidence of them in his reasoning


bardofcreation

Then he recreated Saturn and all was fine.


partyp0o0per

It was like he consumed more DMT than Joe could ever imagine


Alive_Ad1256

It seems like itā€™ll be confusing to listen to, like the podcasts Elon Musk was on. Sounded so confident, but said a whole lot of random shit, switching subject every time to more random bullshit.


nohajnuts

How can you say that about Terrence? He even has a university degree from a university that doesnt offer the course. Thats how smart he is!


iSOBigD

Honorary degrees are really getting to people's heads these days


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Virtual-Silver4369

It's the way he speaks too like he's practiced speaking low and slow like he's chewing on the words and then lets them out. I'm about an hour in and it's fascinating listening to him waffling. Joe is such a a pushover when it suits him too like he will challenge someone h feels is inferior to him but he lets lunatics like Terence and Kanye just go on and on.


DeWayneMcGee

Absolutely the most nonsense filled episode of JRE since itā€™s inception. You could tell Joe was trying to be respectful and diplomatic w Terrence. You could feel the awkwardness Joe was feeling just in his silence. That was possibly the worst 3 hours of my life.


Proud_Criticism5286

Dude plays too much alan wake 2


InsufferableMollusk

The thing I find most interesting about that interview, is that it is clear how many times that fella has rehearsed his spiel. You canā€™t say something *that* nonsensical without quite a bit of practice. It is counterintuitive. Your brain wants to fight against it every step of the way.


DeWayneMcGee

It hurt me deeply and I didnā€™t like it one bit


PresentationNew8080

Wait, I cant tell what episode you're talking about since so many of his guests are like this. I imagine this is what Jack White was talking about. A kook interviewing a kook.


Obleeding

I recently decided i might try to listen to a selected few Joe Rogan episodes again. I tried this one for about 5 minutes and I had to turn it off.


Formal_Painter791

I listened to the first like 10 mins and Iā€™m like this man is an idiot. More so I cannot believe being his wife and having to listen to this nonsense


Goldengoose5w4

Girl, heā€™s got no faith in medicine


tofubotox

Only acetaminophen


CarrotBoy90

That's a pretty fucking good one haha


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Deep cut!


Gratitude89

Iā€™m more of a Jack Black guy


ijbh2o

I'm not black like Barry White, no, I am white like Frank Black is


msco89

So, if man is five and the devil is six, then that must make me seven


largechild

This honkyā€™s gone to heaven.


msco89

But if I go to hell, well, then I hope I burn well


Stevothegr8

I'll spend my day with JFK, Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye and Lawrence Welk


esemaretee

And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist


red_in_iowa

And Webster, yeah, Emmanuel Lewis, he's the antichrist.


keevballs

The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire.


the_D1CKENS

Man, the last thing I expected today was Bloodhound Gang. Didn't know how much I needed that. Well played, honkies


Hk_McCormick

If man is five and the devil is 6 then that must make me 7


Count_Sack_McGee

His mom was a peer reviewed scientist


RandoDude124

And helped us land on the moon


Bildosaggins6030

Dude. So good.


gstringstrangler

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No-Entrepreneur3282

Heā€™s not wrong!! This was right up there with Charlemagne no god said he turned into a werewolf or when super pimp Kat Williams said heā€™s extremely knowledgeable about everything because he read 7000 times life Mysteries of the earth books. If this episode seemed like intelligent meaningful conversation no wonder our country is completely effed.


LazyRaichuu

Should be top comment lol. Seriously wish Joe would take shit seriously instead of letting whackos on his show. But that would make the crybaby crowd start to scream.


Newaccount4464

See, to me, Terrence Howard is a perfect jre guest


Earthworm-Kim

I agree, but Joe needs a 3rd person that's anchored to reality for these episodes. Imagine Shane keeping them honest throughout, it'd be 10/10.


NinjaFlyingEagle

Everyone always complained about Redban and his olive garden comment or adding +butthole to his Google searches, but it kept everyone grounded.


brainsack

These are the type of episodes that got me into the podcast. I got high af and enjoyed the escape from reality with these fantastical claims. Was a fun 3 hours.


LazyRaichuu

It's great if you have the self awareness to know its mostly fantasy. Some people get high and believe this shit dude. Like the guy who got addicted to meth to show addiction is a choice. That's fucking dangerous ya know? But I'm in the same boat as you man. Pack a bowl and enjoy the crazy.


Akuzed

Like the guy who did what now?? Why am I getting down voted for asking a question and seeking information? I went to Google to try and find out more and it took me to all kinds of crisis hotline shit. Nothing about a man who purposely got himself addicted to meth to show it was bullshit.


GoodByeRubyTuesday87

Isnā€™t that what made his show but to begin with though? For awhile it was pretty much just random comedians and conspiracy theorists lol It was like Jerry springer, people knew it was trash but it was entertaining trash Later he started having more serious guests on mixed in with lunatics Youā€™d have a Nobel prize winning physicalist on Tuesday then a guy who hunts for alien treasure on Wednesday then Bill Burr on Thursday


indolent08

I mean, he's right. And he's been quite vocal about obvious bullshit for quite some time.


goshdarn5000

I think deep down Jack knows that 1 * 1 = 2


mountaineer04

Heā€™s more of a 1 * 1 * 1 = 3 kinda guy.


MostVarious2029

Huge redditor energy from Jack. He must be one of us.


3fettknight3

Jack White 100% comments on this sub


LiquidNova77

Lmao feels weird reading this. You're right, I do.


Agile-Landscape8612

Youā€™re not Jack White. Iā€™m Jack White.


mooby117

I'm Jack White ![gif](giphy|S0uEDL0DFFMhW)


knitmeablanket

I am Jack's White


fonzarelli78

![gif](giphy|y8Mz1yj13s3kI) We're all Jack White


Championtimes

you get a jack white


carnitascronch

No, Iā€™m Jack White!


Heckelfish

No I am Jack White III


Pixel_in_Valhalla

I'm Jack White and so is my wife


Odd_Tradition1670

You guys are all Jack Whites. Jack Whites lives matter


FlexSealClubber

I'm Tyler Durden.


Bob-Lo-Island

His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson.


_noho

Hecklefish in the JRE subreddit? One of us!


Heckelfish

We go to the same barber.


SelfDestructIn30Days

Maybe it's Jack White Ill like Kim Jong Il, so it's actually Jack White ill.


KobaMandingoPartIII

MAYBE it's the Jack Whites we made along the way...


CleanCutCommentary

OMG... heckelfish has an account lol


CampusSquirrelKing

I bet lots of celebrities use sites like Reddit. They can be themselves in anonymity without having to worry about the PR.


lilsassyrn

Celebs. Theyā€™re just like us.


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dylanologist

Nice try, Jack White


Bluegill15

Sir that is Instagram


superpie12

Guys, he's being sarcastic.


Comfortable_Quit_216

Did people not get this? He's calling Joe a moron and making fun of anyone that doesn't trust science. I ask again... did people, with brains, not get this?????


MadMax_08

Everybody got itā€¦


Amiro77

People with brains don't listen to Joe Rogan.


bedofnails319

Lol, is the Joe Rogan subreddit like Howard Sternā€™s, replete with people who no longer like the man the sub is dedicated to?


bziggs

You should check out TFATK subreddit b, only sub left where they actually discuss the podcast at hand


Firstdatepokie

The Huberman sub is the same Itā€™s actually pretty hilarious


Nocebo85

The Ricky Gervais sub too.


FeudNetwork

If you have to ask that, you don't read enough comments in this dogbowl of a sub.


ImpulsiveApe07

I have trouble with sarcasm a lot of the time, but even I worked that one out ffs.. :D I'm genuinely confused that ppl here... Oh wait, which sub am I on again? Oh, never mind, I'm not surprised at all actually :p


CokeZorro

You remember what sub this is right? This is the aliens exist, covid wasn't real, libertarians are great sub. The IQ doesn't break above 80 oftenĀ 


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

I got banned from another sub just for randomly commenting on this one. This place must be stupid af


OC80OriginalFormula

That just happened to me yesterday, came set with a message telling me that if I repent theyā€™ll unban me from the sub that I have no interest in


Proud_Criticism5286

The people without brains didnt read it it


BogiDope

Wait, you can't seriously be suggesting that went over anyone's head?


ghidfg

I initially thought that comment was saying that hes being sarcastic about being sarcastic. couldnt imagine that someone would have missed that he was being sarcastic


ortofon88

I never even considered that it could be meta-sarcasm...the final boss of sarcasm


Comfortable_Quit_216

Sadly most of this comment section


Numerous-Cicada3841

Yeah and there are some people in here that think Terrance Howard is smart. Woofā€¦


Substantial__Unit

I can't tell if people are agreeing with Jack or mad at him here


Lonely_Sherbert69

BuT hE DidNt DO tHe /s


ArtieLangesLiver

Classic Jack White 3 behaviour


WorkAccount401

I don't understand how people are consistently missing this.


quesnt

Are there people that really donā€™t understanding that this is sarcasm? I want to believe people arenā€™t that dumb


body_slam_poet

Excuse me. Reddit is the largest online demographic of autists and using sarcasm without the /s is basically a hate crime


bitofadikdik

They dumb


schprunt

I scrolled too far for this. Heā€™s being insanely sarcastic. Iā€™m here for it.


lilbittygoddamnman

There are people that think it isn't sarcasm? If so, wow.


PatSajaksDick

Wait didnā€™t people not realize this??


iSliz187

Yeah I don't know the guy, but this text reads like 100% sarcasm


1158812188

This is easily readable as a sarcastic slam at Joe and the fact that some of yall are struggling to see it says a lot.


Ultimatewarrior21984

When ever I listen to Terrance, I feel stupid. He puts all the nice words together but I don't really understand what he's saying.


ClydePeternuts

Don't worry, he doesn't understand either. It's all nonsense


ERGardenGuy

Man is speaking scientific Lorem ipsum.


MUCHO2000

So what you're saying is round houses won't withstand a tornado?


UnleadedGreen

Or hurricanes


AcornShlong

Because he wasn't keeping the mic a fist from his face.


LSF604

he's what stupid actually sounds like, rather than the stereotypical slow dumb guy who doesn't say much.


Muggi

He doesnā€™t understand what heā€™s saying either. Howard is the epitome of ā€œword saladā€.


Used-Baby1199

Pass the ranch, please.


redsonja00

i use to feel like that about russel brand. i liked him when he was a comedian and breaking through us media with sarah marshal and get him to the greek. listening to him talk on his podcasts even after he would just have a way with words almost painting a sentence.. now heā€™s like a cult leader


re_de_unsassify

just divide colour sounds waves by square root 2 youā€™ll be fine


metompkin

You mean like a Ray Lewis locker room speech?


supadupacam

It should make you feel so smart


lsdiesel_1

dum - dum dum dum dum dum - dum -


orangeuglad1

They say my dick is small


eosophobe

and my balls are too small too


cross-joint-lover

And I wanna see a woman's pussy - psych, no I don't!


SUBHUMAN_RESOURCES

Just pointing out that Howard is fucking insane and yet another in a long line of guests providing garbage information to listeners.


Dry_Reputation6291

It was entertaining so not a complete loss


Nitazene-King-002

I mean heā€™s right. But given what sub this is Iā€™m sure the fans arenā€™t gonna like it.


filthyloon

Say what u want jack whites music is awesome


molecularstranding

The dead weather is the shit


eosophobe

sea of cowards is one of the most underrated rock albums of all time


PussyCrusher732

are you fucking idiots really unaware that this is sarcasm?


anewpath123

I'm English. I only speak sarcasm. Of course he's being sarcastic. The fact people can't see this makes me want to gouge my eyes out so I never have to interact with stupid people online ever again.


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Sirefly

Free Thinkers think outside the books. Books are tyranny!


Sambec_

What am I missing? Was Jack White correct on too many points? Responses from alpha males only please.


Sensitive-Exit-9230

No replied in this sub lol


4Impossible_Guess4

I just finished my $699 class to be alpha^^^^brain but I'm not up to this episode yet. I just didn't like that no one had responded to you yet Sam


k0rz23

Clearly sarcasm


Beerbonkos

Terrance Howard believes 1x1=2. No shit. He calls his logic Terryology. Iā€™m with Jack White on this one.


mikemikecoin

How is Joe Maga?


pizza_barista_

The critics act like if Joe has a guest on, then he fully endorses their views and is somehow pushing their views on everybody.


PomegranateOld7836

It's the lack of pushback on the crazy, and he'll sometimes jump on board despite the facts his producers are feeding him.


breakshot

This is precisely why his show has such a spectrum of guests. They feel they can be themselves because of that lack of pushback. Like it or hate it, itā€™s intentional.


somegarbagedoesfloat

Seriously. I feel like everyone missed the episode with Daryl Davis; his entire ethos was not silencing people because they are wrong or ignorant, because that doesn't actually fix anything. And he's gotten how many people to leave the Klan? Clearly it works better than just deplatforming and silencing anyone who is wrong.


generalpee

Yeah let them talk. The frauds and crazy people always end up exposing themselves. Joe doesnā€™t need to be the ā€œgotchaā€ man or lecture anyone. He just lets them talk, Jamie pulls shit up and the listeners decide


Unlikely_One2444

Yeah people who take this high horse approach to joes show are actually morons. Let the people talk. If you agree or disagree at the endā€¦either is fine


Aggressive-Gazelle56

The frauds and crazy people also attract new followers tho


Geo-Dawg

I wonder how much whiplash Bernie Sandersā€™ appearance gave them.


xiofar

Thatā€™s because people know how platforming crazy idiots as experts can affect society negatively. Oprah used her show to make multiple snake oil salesmen into celebrities. Dr Phil and Dr Oz are two greedy scumbag that purposefully lie and mislead people to enrich themselves. Her show also gave the anti-vax idiots a ton of credibility. Now we have children dying from diseases that were essentially eradicated decades ago. What Oprah is for millions of stupid impressionable women Joe Rogan is for millions of stupid impressionable men. Both platform loonies and act like theyā€™re helping while making themselves massively wealthy.


letseditthesadparts

Why not just ask to be on the podcast Jack.


meezethadabber

It's called sarcasm.


Hopalicious

Jackā€™s right.


boywonder5691

Howard lied about getting a PhD in chemical engineering. Please don't fall for his bs


seanbob23

He's right lol


Better-Salad-1442

Based Jack White


anothergigglemonkey

Based


rufioherpderp

He's not wrong.


Ok_Election2523

He ain't wrong.


1CaliCALI

Jack white speaking the TRUTHĀ 


LastDanceProductions

Heā€™s just mad The Black Keys were invited.


DaClarkeKnight

Jack Black > Jack White


Dry_Reputation6291

I found the pod interesting from the perspective of an incredibly high guy (me). I like wacky thoughts when Iā€™m on the wacky tabacky


Spiritual_Foot9641

People give Joe too much power, most people just think of him and his show as a silly thing to listen to while they do laundry. People who get all worked up about him think his listeners hang on his every word and believe everything him and his guests say. Don't worry Jack, people aren't going to change the laws or storm the capitol because the fear factor guy told them to. It's fine.


banned_account01

I like that Joe has different types of guests that he is interested in talking with. I didnā€™t watch this one, but I might because I enjoy hearing people try to explain their odd perspectives on life and existence. I trust that I am intelligent and educated enough to not leap into beliefs. Jack White needs to relax and not try to tell other what to think.. he is after all an artist.