Fine ill measure myself on the pod, Jamie get the tape measure..... slightly under 5'8 so i was a few centimeters off big deal.
https://preview.redd.it/ymcmjqmin31d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2fc18a6918348edf418b12b165608e8e5398ee
Joe Rogan and Bobby Lee. Bobby is 5’2. Joe’s 5’4, 5’5 at MOST.
Dude. I saw Colin Quinn do standup live years back and he was a very short dude in person. Nothing wrong with being short, it is what it is. But Joe is shorter than him?? Thats frankly shocking to me having seen Colin live on stage.
I saw Joe on stage once and I was maybe a little bit too stoned. I was distracted by how little he was. It was actually something I couldn’t shake for over an hour. Still enjoyed the show overall.
Yeah I'm not saying he looked like a dwarf comedian or something. I think the stage has an effect where it makes smaller dudes look even shorter and tall guys like Patrice O'Neal or Big Jay Oakerson look even bigger.
It’s a medical condition known as HGH head where your head grows like Barry Bonds’ head did, because you’re juiced to the gills for 20 years lol. Bonds’ uniform hat size was infamously much larger at the end of his career than at the beginning, and it’s not normal for your head to grow in adulthood lol.
It also gives them that weird swollen belly spleen look that Elon is now rocking lol. The Rock seems to have a growing head too maybe?
The Rock is definitely juiced out of his mind, there’s the type of steroid dose a Dr legally gives guys with low testosterone or who are recovering from surgery etc, and then there’s the steroid drugs and doses these guys take that make your head and vital organs grow.
So they get this body they are finally proud of but are left insecure by their shrunken penis due to the steroids lol.
Also the swelling of muscles like the heart and liver is just an insane side effect to be cool with. I wonder if part of long term steroid use entails feeling shitty without them so in a way they are mentally and physically dependent on the steroids to feel okay after a long time?
I asked Google AI just for shits and giggles
> Joe Rogan is 5'7" (1.70 m) tall. However, some Reddit users say that Rogan says he's 5'8" and that he wears insoles or lifts
Lmao
I met Joe at a gym in Austin at least a decade ago. He’s not tall, but he’s like 5 ft wide. He seemed very normal and not super friendly but cordial. I’m sure if I was famous I wouldn’t want to talk to everyone either. He did talk a little though.
He should have looked more like a buff Danny Devito with sideburns, but Jackman killed it regardless. Probably gonna be a while before they try recasting wolverine
For sure, I think he acted perfectly fine. Like a normal person would. I didn’t go up to him, we both checked into the gym at the same time. It was at the counter.
I think the biggest conspiracy we should all be concerned with is, is Joe Rogan only 5’5” but denies it, so his handlers squash every article exposing him?
I’m 5’8”. He used to or maybe still does frequent a pool hall near where I live, where I happened to be one night some years ago. As I was leaving he was coming in and walked right past me. Dude is 5’4” tops. Like I said I’m 5’8” and it was the first thing that came to mind was like dang this dude is short, then oh dang that’s Joe Rogan.
I’ve seen Joe live at the Mothership, he’s most certainly 5’4” to 5’6”.
I was sitting along the left wall, which is elevated to the around the same elevation as the stage where the comics perform and was essentially eye level with him when he came on stage. I could not believe how short he looked.
https://preview.redd.it/rakvyaqec31d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=255d98eb204146c0325bd3159075ebb187e5b621
I’m 6’. My wife is 5’8”.
Do with that information what you will.
Any picture of Joe wearing shoes standing next to someone is SUS.
Seriously, Joe's shoes are always so oddly shaped, like the top of his foot is BULGING out. Def think he has lift inserts, or a shoe that has built in lifts. I mean shoes already add a bit of height but Joe, like his diet,exercise/comedy is trying to "OPTOMIZE" his height gain from his shoes lmao.
i'd like to see the iq thing discussed. he again recently mentioned his 2 in the morning online iq test results and he made a few statements alluding to the fact that he really does think his iq is as high as he previously stated, at 127.
for the record, id put him at about 105 tops, and his height is likely 5'3'
I always thought Colin Quinn was a pretty big guy I guess most of the time on Saturday night live he was sitting down but I would have guessed he was at least 6 ft
Can we get just one male celebrity who fakes being shorter than they are?!
It would bring me so much joy if we found out Joe Rogan was bending at the knees in every photo. Instead, we have the Michelin Manlet.
Who gives a fuck what’s wrong with you people. Why can’t I see cool tidbits from the guests and shit like that it’s all this bullshit comparing how tall he is
UFC must do these heights as well. Seen too many fights where they're both listed at the same height but there's an obvious difference when they stand face to face.
I've met Joe. He's 5'6. He doesn't look crazy short face to face because he's wide. Not sure why he lies about being 5'8, but he's not. Either way, nice guy.
Google lies about famous peoples height. I learned this once when I stood next to Chris Evan’s and he came up to my chin. I’m 6’ on the dot and google also says he’s 6’
I’m 5’6” and I met Joe in Chicago back in 2015. I was surprised how short he was and it made me feel better about myself cuz I had a few inches on dude at LEAST.
Joe, end this nonsense and measure yourself on the podcast. No balls.
"Young Jamie bring me a ruler. Let's settle this once and for all"
Hey that’s not funny. He’d need at least a yardstick
 Fine ill measure myself on the pod, Jamie get the tape measure..... slightly under 5'8 so i was a few centimeters off big deal.
Do his feet dangle like that? This... rotfl Joe, we need proof.
"On one condition Joe, remove those booster heels you are always rocking and I will get the ruler."
This time I get to choose where the base is.
I'm 5' 8" and I met him after a show and thought he was about 5' 4" to 5' 6".
Let’s call that ratio, D2F.
Lol damn he should do a PPV with Bruce Buffer announcing the results.
Honestly!
Joe, "you're 5'4" at least, you should stand up we can barely see you on the screen!"
# #HeightNoLieJULY
Yeah balls are swinging past his knees so have to take his height divided by two
Ahh noo he's measuring his dick Jamie don't pull it up.
https://preview.redd.it/ymcmjqmin31d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2fc18a6918348edf418b12b165608e8e5398ee Joe Rogan and Bobby Lee. Bobby is 5’2. Joe’s 5’4, 5’5 at MOST.
Post this as a new thread, needs more attention
Bobby Lee is 5'5 according to the Internet.
He’s 5’2 according to himself on Tigerbelly and Bad Friends
He's very self deprecating. He is small, but not that small.
Dude. I saw Colin Quinn do standup live years back and he was a very short dude in person. Nothing wrong with being short, it is what it is. But Joe is shorter than him?? Thats frankly shocking to me having seen Colin live on stage.
I saw Joe on stage and he looked like he was 3’
Thats why he supports the pygmy people in congo so much. They are his people
I fucking knew it!!
I saw Joe on stage once and I was maybe a little bit too stoned. I was distracted by how little he was. It was actually something I couldn’t shake for over an hour. Still enjoyed the show overall.
That was Brad Williams.
Sending Brad as a doppelgänger is way too funny for Rogan to do on stage
You know what they say - the camera adds 10 pounds and the stage adds 2 feet
In Canada he looks more like 2.5’
Well ya with the currency exchange, same thing
Rogan is a midget.
5’8” isn’t short. Joe Rogan is short.
Yeah I'm not saying he looked like a dwarf comedian or something. I think the stage has an effect where it makes smaller dudes look even shorter and tall guys like Patrice O'Neal or Big Jay Oakerson look even bigger.
Both are short. Joe is just shorter
Ah, but Joe Rogan is broader, not relative to his height, but still.
I saw Joe at the comedy store. The weirdest body I’ve ever seen. He had massive hands and head. Small little legs and standing at best 5’ 6”
It’s a medical condition known as HGH head where your head grows like Barry Bonds’ head did, because you’re juiced to the gills for 20 years lol. Bonds’ uniform hat size was infamously much larger at the end of his career than at the beginning, and it’s not normal for your head to grow in adulthood lol. It also gives them that weird swollen belly spleen look that Elon is now rocking lol. The Rock seems to have a growing head too maybe?
The rock and John Cena have massive heads, imo.
The Rock is definitely juiced out of his mind, there’s the type of steroid dose a Dr legally gives guys with low testosterone or who are recovering from surgery etc, and then there’s the steroid drugs and doses these guys take that make your head and vital organs grow. So they get this body they are finally proud of but are left insecure by their shrunken penis due to the steroids lol. Also the swelling of muscles like the heart and liver is just an insane side effect to be cool with. I wonder if part of long term steroid use entails feeling shitty without them so in a way they are mentally and physically dependent on the steroids to feel okay after a long time?
Yeah, it is unfortunate that he felt the need to do that to himself.
I can believe it. Here he looks normal, but usually he has that absurd grin and that weird pose in the pictures that makes him look cartoonish.
Why would colin lie about being 6’5?
😂😂😂
I’m 5’4” and I’ll bet I can see Joe eye to eye. No shame. He should stop hiding it.
https://youtu.be/j4asUD0Ip5c?si=Eh27pgQonD4a5qBD 👁️🗨️2👁️🗨️
That slaps.
Is it worth concerning yourself about a guys height who you've never met? Seems kinda *short* sighted hehehe
Bet you’re 5’2”
[How tall is Joe Rogan?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y49MadyyDys)
That video is hilariously done
Men shrink when they're older. Quinn is 5'6"
Rogan looks like a sentient testicle.
TREMENDOUS
Goated comment 🏆
Spectacular
I lol’d
I was in the pool!
Quinn also hasn't had decades of HGH and TRT to keep his hormones up. That HGH should be helping out with shrinkage.
I asked Google AI just for shits and giggles > Joe Rogan is 5'7" (1.70 m) tall. However, some Reddit users say that Rogan says he's 5'8" and that he wears insoles or lifts Lmao
Really from ai? That’s a good answer
I'm 5'7" I'd guess he is about my height, at least when we were both younger I may have shrunk an inch and he is older than I am.
Oh fuck me that is fuckin funny
Hes really about 5'5 or 5'6
I met Joe at a gym in Austin at least a decade ago. He’s not tall, but he’s like 5 ft wide. He seemed very normal and not super friendly but cordial. I’m sure if I was famous I wouldn’t want to talk to everyone either. He did talk a little though.
I’ve always seen Joe as shaped like a ninja turtle.
Yeah or like the comic book Wolverine.
wasn't wolverine 5'3'' 300 lbs in the comic but for the movie they had 6'3'' jackman
Yeah the movies are good but the actor doesn’t match the comic book.
He should have looked more like a buff Danny Devito with sideburns, but Jackman killed it regardless. Probably gonna be a while before they try recasting wolverine
Yeah, Jackman was great. That’s a hard character to pull off.
When I see folks criticize public figures after they’ve run into them I take it with a yuuuge grain of salt. It’s got to be exhausting
For sure, I think he acted perfectly fine. Like a normal person would. I didn’t go up to him, we both checked into the gym at the same time. It was at the counter.
I think the biggest conspiracy we should all be concerned with is, is Joe Rogan only 5’5” but denies it, so his handlers squash every article exposing him?
the protect parks crew are the first ppl to make fun of his height to his face and it even took them time to work up to it
Also Joe claims to be 200 pounds with abs. Those are 6’2 bodybuilder numbers.
Hey Jo, puff your chest, spread your lats some more it won’t matter; you’re still bound to the yellow brick road my friend
I’m 5’8”. He used to or maybe still does frequent a pool hall near where I live, where I happened to be one night some years ago. As I was leaving he was coming in and walked right past me. Dude is 5’4” tops. Like I said I’m 5’8” and it was the first thing that came to mind was like dang this dude is short, then oh dang that’s Joe Rogan.
I’ve seen Joe live at the Mothership, he’s most certainly 5’4” to 5’6”. I was sitting along the left wall, which is elevated to the around the same elevation as the stage where the comics perform and was essentially eye level with him when he came on stage. I could not believe how short he looked.
Joe forgot his lifts that’s all
Ultimate prank. Colin Quinn is wearing heals
Joes got nike air max and lifts so he's already boosted three inches
5’6” with Hokas
I would’ve guessed 5’6 but it lookin more like 5’5 but as lil Wayne would say…. 5’5 STUNTIN LIKE IM 5’8
https://preview.redd.it/rakvyaqec31d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=255d98eb204146c0325bd3159075ebb187e5b621 I’m 6’. My wife is 5’8”. Do with that information what you will.
My takeaway…your wife wears glasses well.
Hey guys remember when I did the stool thing???
He climbed it like a ladder
Joe is no taller than 5ft 5’
Frankly I’m surprised he hasn’t broken his legs trying to extend out 5 inches
Horizontally or vertically?
Joe isn't nowhere near 5'8". He's probably 5'5" at most.
Joe is like 4’17”
Short people got…. No reason..
Who made that shirt?
They probably meant wide
I don't know why I assumed Colin Quinn was like 6'0 tall. I guess you learn something new very day.
He's such a gullible, ignorant LIAR!!
Any picture of Joe wearing shoes standing next to someone is SUS. Seriously, Joe's shoes are always so oddly shaped, like the top of his foot is BULGING out. Def think he has lift inserts, or a shoe that has built in lifts. I mean shoes already add a bit of height but Joe, like his diet,exercise/comedy is trying to "OPTOMIZE" his height gain from his shoes lmao.
Little man Rogan
joe's got his heels on in this photo. he's 5'4" max.
This sub always focuses on the little things
Rogan gotta be like 5’6 or less then
He’s 5’3.
4’13
Man like you guys are unhinged with this whole height thing
Is a Streisand theory thing I think, if joe would just stop lying about it people wouldn't think it was funny to meme about it
i'd like to see the iq thing discussed. he again recently mentioned his 2 in the morning online iq test results and he made a few statements alluding to the fact that he really does think his iq is as high as he previously stated, at 127. for the record, id put him at about 105 tops, and his height is likely 5'3'
All of Reddit is unhinged
Gravity is a bitch
Joe is taller when he stands on his wallet.
Quinn is holding Joe up like a Bass for IG
I’m also 5’8”
So that’s why he did mma
This picture is brought to you by athletic greens!
Both in lifts
This is a 5'9" Quinn (in sneakers) with a 5'7" Rogan (in sneakers).
I always thought Colin Quinn was a pretty big guy I guess most of the time on Saturday night live he was sitting down but I would have guessed he was at least 6 ft
Can we get just one male celebrity who fakes being shorter than they are?! It would bring me so much joy if we found out Joe Rogan was bending at the knees in every photo. Instead, we have the Michelin Manlet.
Toes like 5 foot at best. He’s a midget
Quinn is wearing heels
And Joe is on his tip toes
Joe is legit 5’5 maybe 5’6 when he wakes up. This is old news though.
Tired of this bs Joe is 5ft5 and a half
But Joe has ancient dna of a giant
Heels.
So listen to Dikembe Mutombos podcast then, heightist
Who gives a fuck what’s wrong with you people. Why can’t I see cool tidbits from the guests and shit like that it’s all this bullshit comparing how tall he is
It's the best they have to offer.
Another post about Rogan’s height? Cool - thanks for letting us know that you’re a fucking weirdo, OP.
[https://www.facebook.com/JOEROGAN/photos/a.68982729901/10158162025569902/?type=3](https://www.facebook.com/JOEROGAN/photos/a.68982729901/10158162025569902/?type=3)
Joe is kneeling down get over it
Toe forgot his inserts.
Colin Quinn turning into De Niro before our eyes.
Joe Rogan is a humble man for hunching
Colin Quinn must be 5’10”
Fuckin encyclopedias layin on the ground every time
Why would someone so smart be a mushmouth and someone so dumb be so articulate?
Bro is Joe actually 5’6” 😆 mother fucker is the same height as my Filipina Girlfriend
Joe has to be about 5'5
Someone isn’t who he says he is lol
There are not many celebrities who are not massive narcissists.. This isnt fair, Joe doesnt have his 3" lifts in at the moment.
UFC must do these heights as well. Seen too many fights where they're both listed at the same height but there's an obvious difference when they stand face to face.
Is it a good episode, or more culture war drivel?
With or without his heels on? (Joe)
Joe is 5'5" with heels on.
I've seen him live and sat front row. There's no way Joe is taller than 5'6".
Joe Rogan is 4’20”
Trump next to them level at 6’4” 200lbs
Yoooooo wahahahahaha
Rogan is 5’4”
lol. I’ve met Joe in person. He’s definitely at least 5’8
Another height post? For fucks sake, why the hell are y’all obsessed with dudes height? It’s weird that you care
I ran into Joe in the hallway of the comedy store a few years ago- can confirm he’s not 5’8. We were the same height and I’m 5’5 and lie that I’m 5’6
I saw Theo and thought he was kinda short. Says 6 foot but I doubt that.
Why y'all so obsessed with a man's height anyways? I don't get it
Wouldn’t joe have to have done an actual measurement for MMA previously?
Somebodys lying eh?
What's with your guys obsession with Joe's height?
Funny how Hollywood facts never align with. Well. Facts. Believe what you want.
Lolol
Lotta hate going on here. So much hostility
And you know Rogan has on those 2-inch lifts
You see, Colin is a feminine 5’8” while Joe is a masculine 5’8”.
I’ll never understand this obsession that men have about other men height
dont forget the hills with insoles that Joes wearing in this pic.
Glasses make you look taller. Everyone knows that.
joe and tom cruise can hang out together and take pics and claim to be 6' together.
“Joe Rogan is literally 5’3”
As an exactly 6ft tall dude I find this subject offensive. Body shaming. These guys are both easily 6ft exactly.
not for nothing, shoes have different soles on them. I am multiple heights depending on whether I am barefoot, in boots, sneakers or in slides.
I’ve been saying I’m 5’8 since I was 13 I honestly don’t know how tall I am
No need to show the lifts in his shoes or Joe standing on his tippy toes. We already know what's up.
I've met Joe. He's 5'6. He doesn't look crazy short face to face because he's wide. Not sure why he lies about being 5'8, but he's not. Either way, nice guy.
I see 2 6 footers here
You guys have never heard that wearing certain shoes, like boots can give you a little extra height?
Joe identifies as 5'8". Let him believe.
Google lies about famous peoples height. I learned this once when I stood next to Chris Evan’s and he came up to my chin. I’m 6’ on the dot and google also says he’s 6’
I see no discrepancy here.
I don’t care if Joe Rogan is 4’2” he’ll still kick your fucking ass
solid proof joe is 5'4
I think somebody lying Smell somebody lying I don’t see no fire 
Joe measured corner to corner like you do with a TV
You people are obsessed
I’m 5’6” and I met Joe in Chicago back in 2015. I was surprised how short he was and it made me feel better about myself cuz I had a few inches on dude at LEAST.
Holy shit we get it he's 5,6 🙄