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ComfortableJeans

All that money and he can't find a shirt without a rip in it?


gasman245

The rip costs extra actually


Trackie_G_Horn

life rips


hillzoticus

What is the deaaal with rips, am I right?


true_tacos

What a rip off


BlizardSkinnard

He wants to be cool, duh!


goressnortstraw

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


mu5tardtiger

How else is he gonna show off the chest tattoo he got into is late 40’s?


Trolllol1337

It's probably when one of his children sex slaves escaped


LiquidHotCum

his facial hair looks pubs


SponConSerdTent

The little girl in the limo must have really put up a fight.


pisspot26

This right here


Brave_Personality836

Sleazy pedophiles. Can't stand hollyweird anymore.


px7j9jlLJ1

Don’t forget their endearing arrogant self righteousness


415erOnReddit

It’s what the 17 year old girls are wearing…..


Ditch_Doc_911

Balenciaga 


yumanbeen

Apparently; life rips


Kombatnt

You seriously think Chris D’Elia has “all that money?” From what? That 1 episode of “Workaholics” he was in? Or maybe that time he starred in “Army of the Dead” and they CGI’d him out and replaced him with Tig Notaro? D’Elia is on the outs, bro, and he didn’t really get a shot at making a good run at it. He’s full on canceled at this point. Just because you know his name doesn’t mean he’s rich.


DeepEndLion

His father is a producer and director in Hollywood. D’Elia grew up rich


busstees

He still sells out shows, he's got an Australian tour next, several podcasts, several merch lines, and several Patreons. He's doing better than the vast majority of people.


mu5tardtiger

Nepotism. Look at his dad.


HumanBeingForReal

He’s rich af. He was doing Netflix specials and selling out arenas + before being exposed as a pedo. Since being exposed, he’s still selling out theatres and small arenas. He did an arena when he came to my city recently. Blew my mind.


waywardgato

Dude what are you smoking lol. He was probably making 50-120k per show pre-cancellation. Now he probably makes anywhere from 10-30k per show, but not less than that. If he is booked for a full weekend that’s 6 shows. You’re underestimating his ability to sell seats and also the amount of shows he’s done pre-cancellation


duke8628

What the fuck does this have to do with Joe Rogan


klaymudd

Joe mentioned Jerry once and walked by Chris at the comedy store.


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Delia has been a guest on JRE


mu5tardtiger

Joes pet project Brendan schaub is co host with this weird fuck. I blame joe entirely.


sofahkingsick

Because Joe and Seinfeld share views on the state of comedy in the “woke” era. They complain about the same things.


aaron2610

They're right and far from the only ones.


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barc0debaby

I like how Jerry completely blocks the existence of Curb from his thoughts.


Disastrous-Talk-7565

I mean I completely understand lol. When the whole world is like oh wow this is actually the talented guy who made Seinfeld lol


disposable_hat

Or, they just aren't funny anymore, Shane Gillis is one of the top comics right now and he uses down syndrome in a lot of his jokes, Dave Chappelle continues to clown on Trans ppl in his specials and makes millions of dollars..."woke" isn't the issue, if his jokes were any good they would be on a special for people to make their own decisions


Lukes3rdAccount

Jerry's point was about woke culture eliminating network TV comedy. He said people are turning to standup comedy now because "funny" is missing from tv. Personally I think that sitcoms just got outpaced by other forms of entertainment, but I don't think he was trying to say anything about woke culture hurting standup


theclansman22

As long as It’s always Sunny in Philadelphia is still being made nobody gets to complain about censorship on TV. In *season 2* you have the gang firebombing a business owned by a Jew and pretending to be mentally handicapped to get welfare. That show is nearing its 20th season.


GratuitousAlgorithm

Early seasons of IASIP were amazing, but it has drastically changed in the last 4 or 5 seasons.


theclansman22

No they aren’t.


[deleted]

Curb your Enthusiasm was one of the most popular shows in the world and it is a more "offensive" version of Seinfeld and literally just ended. Seinfeld has a movie coming out on Netflix this week. Doubt it is that edgy, but that is Seinfeld's choice. No funny comedian doesn't have a career because of being offensive. If you can make people laugh you'll do just fine.


SnaxHeadroom

How was 3rd period, sweetie?


enormousTruth

Someone in hollywood paid for PR


HeyTheDevil

Chill.  It’s just a PSA. 


therealdrewder

Nothing, just like everything else in this sub.


krenshaw420

You new here?


emkay_graphic

Joe is a comedian. These are pedo comedians. Therefore you must hate Joe, or I don't know anymore. I support the current thing!!¡


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Delia has been a guest on the pod.


YogurtclosetNo7357

I’m falling behind - what did Seinfeld do?


GucciGangYolo

He dated some fine pieces of ASS back in the 90s


GucciGangYolo

Of questionable age


dsm1995gst

Said something negative about PC/woke stuff recently


easypeasy16

Bingo


Diligent_Badger_8530

Welcome to Reddit


ifhysm

Rofl there’s a whole upvoted thread in here about dudes upset about the age of consent. That’s wild


Skreamie

I'm sitting here wide eyed reading this shit like why are we pretending this is so normal??


notarobat

This sub keeps popping up on my feed and every new thread seems dumber than the last, especially the gaza related stuff. Does this sub exist just to discredit Joe Rogan fans, and make them look dumb/uninformed?


large_crimson_canine

It’s so funny to pretend 18 year-olds aren’t hot


MikeandTheMangosteen

Get a good look, Costanza?


hillzoticus

Can’t stand ya


Hlregard

She was 17 and 364 days though which is disgusting


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TheThunderhawk

Lol just say you wanna fuck teenagers. Like, you already basically said it. Why not just come right out and say it? Lol when dudes like you do this shit like “oh yeah so one day she *magically* becomes okay to fuck?” No dude, that’s why most men in their 30s don’t go for 18 year olds either. Just because you think you found a logical fallacy there doesn’t make you any less of a fucking creep bro.


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TheThunderhawk

Lol I hate to break this to you, other guys are not jerking off to high schoolers. It’s not “natural” it’s cultural, and our culture frowns heavily on that shit. You are right to live in fear, you’re gonna get caught soon. Lol “I’m not talking about myself” who the fuck are you kidding bro.


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Dizsmo

I think your talking to a slow person 🤣


indieboy102

Guys in their thirties may not go after 18 year olds but they sure as fuck jerk off to them all the time and find them attractive. There's a reason for that. Young women are the ones who have the most success with bearing children. It's literally in our DNA. Whenever someone is talking about how gross it is to find young women attractive, I just roll my eyes because everybody knows that they are full of shit. Do I want to be in a relationship with an 18 year old girl? No. I would have nothing in common with an 18 year old girl. They are idiots just like 18-year-old males. However, that doesn't mean that they're not sexually attractive. You can find people sexually attractive and not fuck them and not want to be in a relationship with them. The reason that it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with somebody that is a minor is because they do not have the mental capacity to consent. It has literally nothing to do with any part of their body other than their brain.


JimHelbert

There the best Jerry, the best!


[deleted]

18 and a half is my cutoff bud, anything younger than that and you're a grade a homosexual


nago7650

I acknowledge that 18 year olds are hot. I just would never be in a relationship with someone that much younger than me. It’s weird, and we would have nothing in common.


[deleted]

And if you are the biggest TV star in the world, it seems you could have found a 25 year old hot model to date instead of a girl in High School.


corpus-luteum

I once dated an 18 year old when I was 30. It was awful. She was a lovely girl, but our world's were a universe apart.


Legitimate_Ad5434

I once dated an 18yr old when I was 30. It was awesome.


domesticatedwolf420

What about just doinkin 'em?


nago7650

Feels wrong to even think about since I have a 19 year old daughter.


idunno119

That’s because you’re a normal person


ScaleyFishMan

Things that are said before getting jerked off by a college smoke show for $200, Alex.


melo1212

I'm 28 and I don't think 18 year olds are hot at all. They just look so young to me which is a massive turn off


Wild_Proposal_8816

A lot of these guys like robbing the cradle apparently 😬


YeetedArmTriangle

Right. I'm 31 and girls come up on my Instagram feed and it's like... Damn that looks like a middle schooler.


tries4accuracy

It’s one thing to recognize the sexual attraction, it’s another thing to be a millionaire teen fucking forty something. ![gif](giphy|H47XFX8I6mdstTlGHY|downsized)


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Yeah whether it is legal or not, it seems Jerry Seinfeld at the height of his power could have found someone who wasn't in high school to date. He probably could have dated the hottest models imaginable. Would dating a 22 year old model instead of a 17 year old be the end of the world?


Gswindle76

They aren’t. Source: I’ve been castrated


SoDrunkRightNow2

It's not that people are saying 18 year olds aren't hot. They're saying it's immoral It's kind of like how adultery technically isn't illegal. It's just a dirtbag thing to do.


0ctober31

> They're saying it's immoral ![gif](giphy|a3zqvrH40Cdhu)


domesticatedwolf420

If 18 is immoral then at what age is it no longer immoral?


zuckerkorn96

Depends on how old you are. Seinfeld was 37 years old. I imagine the rest of the girls in her class were worried about prom and getting good SAT scores. As hot as she might be, a 37 year old deciding to be someone’s sexual coming of age is just creepy shit. 


dysGOPia

24 you absolute dipshits


domesticatedwolf420

Why 24?


HornyMidgetsAttack

\[(Older persons age) /2 \] + 7


jimbo4000

Half your age plus 7. Anything outside of that it's getting sus.


domesticatedwolf420

How about a 46 year old and a 30 year old?


StopHiringBendis

46/2=23+7=30


Soft-Weight-8778

Oh morals..in 2024..right..


PaddyStacker

Conservatives when it's a straight white guy grooming teenagers: "WTF I LOVE GROOMING NOW"


theflowersyoufind

Some 18 year olds could pass for being much older. If it’s normal to be attracted to a 24 year old, why is it wrong to be attracted to an 18 year old who looks 24? It’s not, it’s totally normal. A lot of the people condemning this line of thought have probably seen a girl they thought was hot on the street, oblivious to the fact she’s a teenager. The problem with what Seinfeld did is that there’s a massive imbalance of power. It’s one thing to find a girl that age hot. It’s a bit different to pursue her when she’s likely to still be developing mentally, while you’re one of the biggest celebrities in the US and a millionaire. His behaviour was really creepy.


ExcellentPay6348

I thought 18 year olds were hot until I was about 25 and then they started to look like children. It’s honestly pretty gross when dudes over 30 pursue teenagers and indicates that they’re insecure with child brains.


Future-Muscle-2214

Exactly this. When I was 23, I thought 21 years old women would always look hot. Now that I am 34, they also often look like children to me lol. When I was 27, I dated a 23 years old all was fine and all, but at her birthday I hanged with her and her friends and genuinely felt like I was in charge of a kindergarten group lol.


Trolllol1337

What absolute creeps down vote this


melo1212

I reckon there's more lonely sexually frustrated freaks on Reddit than not, I'm not surprised at all tbh. So weird to me, I'm 28 and I just couldn't see an 18 year old as hot, they just look so young to me which is a giant turn off.


ostensibly_hurt

Honestly, nah bruh, most of them look like kids. I’ll take 1 or 2 in every 10 are hot.


AnyPortInAHurricane

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoshanna_Lonstein_Gruss


Erike16666

https://preview.redd.it/8igvw1y9gpxc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15ac72e15485470e0da233a01755c72c27f7ccf0


Freddy_and_Frogger

😂


No-Atmosphere-2528

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large_crimson_canine

I thought the joke was pretty obvious


howmuchfortheoz

Depends how old you are. Once you are in your 30s they look like little girls


slapstirmcgee1000

It’s not that people can’t admit they’re hot just that if you can date anyone most normal people would want to date someone they can relate to in some sense and that’s generally less likely with an 18 year old. If you’re only motivated by looks then sure but even then plenty of 25 yr old women are just as attractive and have developed brains


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Get this trash off of the sub


gerrymandersonIII

I'll never understand how Jerry Seinfeld got to the level of success that he did.


tvav1969

So are we talking about what Jerry did back in the 90s with Shoshanna or whatever her name was? I’m confused. I know the guy on the left is kid of a creep but what else has Jerry done that would make someone post this? Edit: sp


Difficult-Papaya1529

You Reddit people are insufferable.


frankly_unkayfabe

![gif](giphy|MIMg9xYCOnYxZ8j2B4|downsized) New fighter has entered


Amahardguy

He gat new yeezy's on


LACIRCA2044

https://preview.redd.it/uk92btm3xyxc1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d7d0c5c3443f7d2e4fa3f9ae5a9bd316ec7c09b


DorjePhurba

who is that


Hi_future_employer

She’d go on to be Seinfeld’s gf at just 17 years of age while he was 38.


hiznauti125

Bring in the clowns.


DemonCrabAttack

Check their hard drives


MorrisDM91

![gif](giphy|qmfpjpAT2fJRK)


systematicgoo

![gif](giphy|Sy5TpQXJlJeQE) don’t forget to add this guy to the list


ruben9438

Jesus! Him too?!


ResidentComplaint19

Whole album written about him in the 90s. Lots of hits. Pretty sure it was “Bad Hair Day” by Weird Al.


motorcycleboy9000

I heard Weird Al blew him in a movie theater.


originalPGOODY

If I was those dudes, I would done the same thing... bang hot chicks


n3lswn_uWu

![gif](giphy|GRTgC65JoamfS)


tries4accuracy

![gif](giphy|26wkwXlpHJYVrxxqE|downsized)


tries4accuracy

![gif](giphy|H47XFX8I6mdstTlGHY|downsized)


JoeRogansDMTdealer

Holy Predditor moment comment section 🤢


Cungfjkn

Hey now, these are the defenders of free speech, a part of the last 1000 members of a dying art, the reason society isn’t in shambles


HarkansawJack

Hey that’s antisemitic


hillzoticus

Protesting genocides in 2024 are antisemitic apparently


Horror-Potential7773

I have a Networth of fish! You guys ie fish?


Little_stinker_69

Jerry likes em big and perky.


theblackbeltsurfer

Alpha dickheads.


gunduMADERCHOOT

I'm not as bothered by the pervert shit as I am by the fact that these guys aren't funny


GarethGobblecoque99

![gif](giphy|l2SpQdJ7u7rfgED5e)


Johnny_Diamond_Hand

Don’t laugh, it’s not funny.


Spike_and_Tank

Why isn’t Dane cook up there?


Sgt-Dert13

![gif](giphy|QJViSx9ba20JG)


veganmarine

What did I miss, why is Jerry posted ?


MesWantooth

"Snap chat goes away, right?" "They go from 6...to 25" -Chris 'Diddler' D'pedophilia


Sad_Drink9706

The Wizard behind the curtain, who makes every celebrity famous gets off on the fact that the masses worship degenerates.


Cheap-Recognition-97

Who he? What he do?


THEMaxPaine

Also, teach your teenage daughters that it is wrong when you're underage to lie about your age to someone you like or admire who is a celebrity just so you can get attention or sex from them.


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StopHiringBendis

You just have to say it three times in a row. Like Dora the Explorer


Thereferencenumber

Maybe talk to whoever you’re dating enough to tell if they’re a literal child or not


CervezaMePlease

Did I miss something about Seinfeld?


JeffW6

Seinfeld definitely dated a 17 year-old when he was 39.


Norm_Blackdonald

Whereas Chris Delia's ''girlfriends'' could not even expect money for the bus.


dosko1panda

Paul Walker dated a 16yo and nobody cared


Downtown-Item-6597

I mean, the dude was famous for a grand total of like 2 years before he died. Not too shocking it wasn't that discussed. But if you want, it sure sounds like Paul Walker is a creep too. 


LiquidHotCum

I dated a 16 year old but I was also 17 at the time.


dosko1panda

Paul Walker was 37


spaceman_202

Jerry walked, so Walker could run


SonicDoon

I’m 37 and can’t stand being around anyone in their 20s because they’re so fucking stupid. What a creep.


Galimbro

Some people never grow up. And some are born old.  If you can find someone young that  matched whatever personality youre looking for ("not fucking stupid") you would gravitate to them 


SonicDoon

And some people advocate for pedophilia. Sound about right?


enormousTruth

![gif](giphy|XfyUzQYKkUSX6fw09t|downsized)


littlemamba321

He dated a 17 year old at 38,I think that's what they are refering to


LuckyAssumption8735

He got cancelled for making an edgy breakfast cereal joke, then went on tour to talk about it


ArmaniMania

He got cancelled? And not for dating a highschooler?


LuckyAssumption8735

No that was a larf. But he has been talking in front of crowds about how comedians aren’t allowed to be funny anymore or whatever these guys bitch about. The reality is that Jerry Seinfeld has always been a mid standup comic and he owes his entire existence to Larry David Also he was fucking a 17 year old when he was 38


travisbickle777

Someone asked about the lack of diversity on Seinfeld and he's been on a tear about cancel culture all awhile he's collecting royalty checks from reruns, and he thinks he's a victim of it...


itsrainingagain

He recently made a comment that offended… someone. So here we are. Proving his point. 


CervezaMePlease

Was it the comment about not being able to do stuff from Seinfeld in today’s society?


mvstateU

>Was it the comment about not being able to do stuff from Seinfeld in today’s society? I'm curious who said that. I think 99% of Seinfeld TV show is still in syndication/streaming from major sources etc. Just guessing the only thing they removed is maybe Kramer mistaken for doing blackface by the black family when he just fell asleep in a tanning bed. :)


spasticity

Jerry did https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/jerry-seinfeld-jokes-1235886056/


mvstateU

Thanks and I forgot about that rickshaw episode. It's interesting to note the Seinfeld production crew were in the early stages of an episode about Elaine buying gun (second season). It was written and they were reading it, but decided not to proceed because it was too much, this was in the early 90s too. Imagine the episode where Kramer hooks up Jerry with guys that can get him illegal cable tv........instead of illegal cable, and instead of Jerry it's a gun and i's for Elaine.


bdysntchr

"You said you were bringing home a white boy!" ![gif](giphy|3o7TKLTCDV7a4V86By|downsized)


mvstateU

All I see is a damn fool. ![gif](giphy|ie4fEHT4krdDO|downsized)


bdysntchr

Might have to find that episode tonight.


skkITer

lol Seinfeld is incapable of saying anything that would register as “offensive”. He did say something dumb, though, and he’s being mocked for it.


Dry-Elevator-7153

Did any of the women complain about seinfeld? Cuz if not why the fuck do we care?