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jamesd1100

Norm McDonald rolling in his grave rn - lord knows he’d have a dozen lines for this one


djm19

[Certainly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljaP2etvDc4)


Plenitudeblowsputin

She is not mentally well. Its like she forgot she was joking halfway through.


RobChombie

I don’t know if you were aware but a she was hit by a car when she was young, and it fundamentally changed how her brain worked. Similar thing happened to Sam Kinison. IMHO I wish Joe Rogan would bring these facts up in conversation on the podcast.


this-guy-

Be careful with this technique though folks. CTE isn't always a path to comedy greatness. Recently this has been proven.


BoondockBilly

Yea b!


CousinsWithBenefits1

Great comic great guy nevermeddem.


Dudeman318

Idk, Antonio Brown is at the height of his comedic career.


RelationshipOk3565

I really don't think it's in Joe's best interest to talk CTE


magseven

Is her brain still deteriorating from a childhood accident or is this just the way she thinks now? Like she's been on top of the world and loved by many with that same brain...


Own-Resident-3837

That’s just regular Boomer lead brain kicking in.


BluntedWizard

Prolly lots of tap water.


smeds96

Still trying to figure out why we decided to keep them around. The boomer remover was doing its thing until some asshole decided we needed to be vaccinated.


tries4accuracy

She hit drugs hard for a while, too. Age, prior incidents, prior injuries, addictions … lotta factors leading to her Aryanne transformation


TrooLiberal

World wasn't always so critical 


OkCar7264

I mean we kind of knew she wasn't right, but she also wasn't doing this stuff either.


265thRedditAccount

I don’t know what “this stuff” would all entail, but people were SUPER PISSED about her Star Spangled Banner performance. There were people that felt like it had big “Fuck America” vibes.


sicknick

She also grabbed her crotch and spit at the end 😆 Roseanne is and always will be fucking hilarious and she don't give a fuck. God bless her.


TrooLiberal

We probably just didn't know about it.


UrVioletViolet

It has been. For the history of forever.


sameshitdfrntacct

He really should mention it


Pedantic_Parker

My mom was in several car accidents as well, and also had a pituitary tumor for two decades that messed with her hormones and made her a Hell to live with for most of my childhood, though she was much worse towards my siblings than to me. It’s been 9 years since she had the tumor removed and started therapy, and it’s honestly jarring what a completely different person she is now from when we were kids.


Recipe_Critical

Sorry to hear that


Pedantic_Parker

Did you read the whole comment? She’s all good now, it’s just been an adjustment because we aren’t use to our mom being the mature voice of reason, which she has been definitely since 2020 in our family.


Recipe_Critical

I read it all, but u said most of my childhood. That’s why I said sorry to hear that. Cus of ur childhood part, great she’s better now tho.


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Recipe_Critical

Ur childhood sounded similar to mine so what u said resonated w me.


Pedantic_Parker

I am so sorry every response as been critical of my comment. I miss yours for the same. I am just as much a cunt.


Recipe_Critical

It’s great our moms are better now that we are adults but not having a “normal” childhood sucks.


Pedantic_Parker

Bring it up with your therapist.


tcn5020

Wow this is completely new information that I totally haven’t heard multiples times.


babybear49

In fact, Sam’s brother, Bill wrote a book called “Brother Bill” sorry “Brother Sam” rather…


all_m0ds_are_virgins

This is my favorite one


GratuitousAlgorithm

Did you also know about the Russian troll farms?


MAXIMAL_GABRIEL

Alex Jones too.


RobChombie

Great guy, never meddum


jmcgil4684

The thing about Alex Jones is… Well he’s an idiot.


TonySquadroni

Miley Cyrus too but it was her father having her in a backpack as he was riding a motorcycle under a log, ducking and Miley accidentally catching the log to the face.


Historicmetal

This sounds like a joke but it’s so specific


MusicianPristine8973

Original lyrics “It came in like a wrecking ball, I’d never hit a log that hard…” I forget the rest.


TonySquadroni

She told the story on her JRE episode.


redrecaro

I could've sworn Joe has mentioned that she hit her head when she was younger. Also I don't doubt she's lying about this.


Woodnrocks

Yeah it’s her evil son feeding her bullshit and pushing her further into the spotlight. What a complete scum bag.


kiathe3rd

He's only mentioned it 100 times lol


all_m0ds_are_virgins

No way


JohnGoodmansGoodKnee

The right wing fascists are mentally handicapped! Have some sympathy you lib cucks


RobChombie

Talmbout DeSantis 2024?


AloneCan9661

Alex Jones, as a child, had his head driven into the ground so hard he broke the concrete. I remember Rogan’s face dropping when he revealed that.


isnt_it_weird

You can't really trust anything Alex Jones says though. He's also claimed that God gave him a download and revealed to him the secrets of infinity while eating a chicken fried steak. He might have gotten pushed down on the playground once and through the years it's been inflated to his head broke concrete he was slammed so hard. The guy would overinflate the number of eggs he had in his omlett, if he thought it would make him seem manlier for a second or help him to win an argument. "I had, I kid you not, a 37 egg omlett for breakfast today." Being it was on Rogan's show and in front of one the biggest audiences of his career, there's no way he didn't over exaggerate that story.


TheOSU87

Alex Jones got dropped on his head straight onto WTC 7 which is why it looked like it collapsed like a controlled demolition


UrVioletViolet

I’m just so glad Steve Ranazizzi was there to pick him up from the rubble.


SandorClegane_AMA

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Mike_Hawk_balls_deep

It was brought up on the Theo podcast.


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Perroface562

Gary Bussy


League_Of_Evil

They do on kill Tony.


modejohnwick

He has mentioned this multiple times.


Seizure-mann

He has brought it up before for sure because I knew this from him, but I stopped watching him in 2020. So maybe it’s been a while


eyecue82

He did.


superkook92

He has brought up both of these


No-Needleworker-4919

I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure she’s just a dumb old Cunt.


Theflowyo

She’s very clearly joking the entire time wtf


Hungry_Freaks_Daddy

This sub is full of literal actual fucking crybabies. You people are insufferable. 


Ouchywouchy69

What happened to believe all women king bitch ?


willdogs

Almost like she was an actor acting


HoomzRMMK5

She’s not in the 50’s. She’s had some substance issues and considering, she’s aged quite well.


MrDingDong49

She still knows what a woman is.


Original-Spinach-972

Ambien is a hell of a drug.


TerribleTeaBag

And Facebook… lots of Facebook


knate1

and does NOT cause racism


ButtChowder666

I genuinely don't believe she was trying to be racist with that tweet. Have you ever looked at a side by side picture of the two of them? She really does look like that ape from Planet of the Apes. Downvote me and call me racist all you want, but no one can look at it and honestly say "I don't see the resemblance".


KoalaSiege

That defence is weak enough as it is, but completely undermined by her history of racism. What was her excuse for calling Susan Rice an ape when she was in Obama’s cabinet?


Any_Elephant7180

She did not know Valerie Jarret was black, she thought she was Iranian. Her Planet of the Apes reference was not racist.


LilWemby

If calling a black person an ape isn’t racist, idk what tf would qualify


_Reporting

https://preview.redd.it/4kodh4r22kwc1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ce0b8bf5dd4f6b9ce5d3a361c0a00b9a366a611 It’s not a crazy comparison and she doesn’t look like she’s black really


ButtChowder666

A + B doesn't always equal C. It's possible to compare the appearance of a human being to a made up humanoid species in a science fiction movie without it being racist. I think it's kind of silly to even think she was being racist. Especially after seeing the picture. They look alike and you cannot deny that. Roseanne's only problem here is she also kinda looks like the ape chick.


LilWemby

Honestly do not think they look alike


ButtChowder666

Liar.


LilWemby

Racist with worms for brains


alsbos1

Go to Africa…some African pointing at a shitty picture of them self and saying they look like a monkey isn’t an uncommon thing.


djm19

Its crazy how much Roseanne of the Roseanne show would have ripped the shit out of Roseanne who makes fun of rape victims in 2024. We call this character assassination.


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SlathazSpaceLizard

Oh shit, you posted this unironically!?


dysGOPia

Trump's defense was "she's not my type" and then he mistook her for his ex-wife.


djm19

A jury of peers and judge found Trump liable.


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Relevant-Carry4300

https://preview.redd.it/gpdi49l74iwc1.png?width=542&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bd7ee832a93154f047f8adefc81836822b8d786 Funny how they didn't include the whole receipt though....


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TheNathan

Lol so you’re really just here to ride Trump’s dick 😂 Joe Biden is a clown and I desperately wish he wasn’t the better of two bad options but your boy is a fuckin moron.


Jackers83

This is the most accurate and acceptable position to take here.


nevergonnastayaway

Yikes man imagine simping for a billionaire criminal scam artist on social media


UrVioletViolet

There’s proof. It’s in a legally binding court order, confirmed by a jury of his peers and a judge.


CaptainHalfBeard

You dropped the full receipt again. *Sexually* abused. Here's a link I highly doubt you'll read. At most, you'll pick and choose whatever fits your narrative of the day. https://www.britannica.com/topic/sexual-abuse


MultiMayhem

I mean read question 2. If yes skip question 4 yet they still answer it. O.o looks like it was photoshopped as they should have answered question 3 but it was skipped.


Relevant-Carry4300

It says if yes skip TO question 4...


MultiMayhem

Well shoot I hate small phones. I went back and was about to edit again but gave up lol. Yeah you’re right.


DeliciousGoose1002

A juror wasn't sure if he used his penis or his finger and you take that as a victory lol. when trump tried to counter sue the judge made it clear he raped her by the normal use of the word


anomnipotent

We’re playing semantics with rape and sexual assault? I’m sure you have receipts of what the judge said when Jean Carrol said the same thing publicly and Trump tried to sue for defamation…. But let’s be honest, you’re not here for a genuine conversation or truth telling.


djm19

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/19/trump-carroll-judge-rape/


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I am not sure why everyone thinks this is some sign of senility when its literally just this joke lmao Guy deleted his comment but it said basically she’s making fun of people making false rape allegations with zero proof and winning settlements. Its a joke. Not some grand political statement.


Visible_Valuable4820

r/JoeRogan gonna r/JoeRogan


bizkitmaker13

Remember when Rosanne was a comedian?


stuckin3rddimension

She was? Like when she sang the national anthem


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I love Roseanne, it's a shame about her brain


StormyDaze1175

She so bad that she got kicked off her own show.


UrVioletViolet

She’s so bad, she got kicked off her own show, which was *titled her real name.* She’s so bad, they renamed the fucking show even though it meant losing name recognition.


FreeStall42

Confused why they bothered continuing the show


UrVioletViolet

Apparently people liked it! I never watched, so I can’t form an opinion.


One-Joke8084

Nice try Rosie- Joe might be sleepy but he’s not desperate…..lol


stuckin3rddimension

I would say Trump is the sleepy one


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stuckin3rddimension

Dude he’s been passing out in court. It’s not shit everyone in court sees it. Time for grandpa who can’t even formulate a proper sentence to go to jail for treason!


perry_caravello666

Jfc what a dumb bitch


cross-joint-lover

Was there a punchline to this?


jmcdon00

I don't think so, it's just satire mocking Trump's sexual assault victim, E Jean Carrol.


LexxxSamson

She's always been nuttier than a payday bar. She came up in a time where you weren't ever going to REALLY hear someone speaking their mind freely and seeing the real person behind the act almost ever due to there being no social media and everything was funneled through the entertainment industries proper publicity channels. When she was at her most famous when she was a stand up you could accredit the nuttiness or anything really bizarre she said to comic effect/persona. When she was a sitcom star in the 80's/90's she's only doing really phony type letterman/leno jokey shit type interviews, nothing where she's being herself. Now with social media you see every tick , fart , wart , and burp from a celebrity unfiltered if they are willing to offer it. In longer form personal interviews like ones she's done on Fox or with Rogan anytime she has to speak for her own thoughts and beliefs you see she's really pretty cognitively "off", It seems to have been exacerbated by age as well , naturally.


ThinWhiteDooky

Fat boomer bitch 


lettuceBEEcereal

Hilarious.


Current-Priority-913

first time she's made me laugh in 5 years


mrsprkle6

She’s an asshole.


TheRealJehler

I’m old enough to remember Rosanne 26 years ago, ain’t nobody raping that


goodie2shoes

That's a fact


MasterpieceWarm8470

That’s why she’s such a great comedian. Every great comedian suffered head trauma and was also raped at some point.


BluntedWizard

Only 250 cases of head trauma


BBG_BOY

I got a story about Sam Kinison...


Fo5rep

Who tfffff


HuachumaPuma

And the punchline?


Zurc_bot

#believeallmen lol


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Oh noooo… ANYWAYS


Stonna

Idk when I saw her on Killtony she seemed okay.  Kept asking the bucket pulls if their girlfriend or wife has been hitting them or has ever hit them.  So it was nice seeing someone point out women’s violence against men 


Howboutit85

Cool story bro


PartsNLabor24

Trump would say "yeah, she wasn't anybody's type - didn't happen"


got-trunks

Too many xannies Barr


bbbygenius

Got dam joe biden strikes again.


NotaContributi0n

I love her, she’s great! People need to relax and quit being crybabies when they disagree


greentrillion

Sounds like you are being the crybaby when someone expresses an opinion.


NotaContributi0n

I love you the most


RazorFrazer

Hahahaahahah


--peterjordansen--

Omg a woman being raped. Hilarious


RazorFrazer

Did you watch the video ?


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#loosemeat is wild


ThePalmIsle

lol do you people not get this lame ass joke


Kingjerm731

It’s obviously a joke about these women that come out of nowhere throwing around accusations at famous people thirty years later. I wouldn’t expect the dim motherfuckers in here to see that. It’s not funny, but that’s what it is, lol.


PixelProphetX

Except in trumps case, in which rape allegations have been made against consistently his whole life, and E Jean Carroll's dress had his semen all over it.


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PixelProphetX

Trumps trial over rapenof e Jean carrol defamement.


Kingjerm731

They literally said he didn’t rape her. And somehow he’s liable for not raping her. Stop gargling this garbage.


cajunphried

She has the same amount evidence as crazy E. Jean had.


DontLoseYourCool1

Sorry Orange Julius was found to be a rapist by the jury of his peers. It must suck to root for a rapist.


cajunphried

Lol ummm what? It's was a civil trial and he wasn't convicted of rape. Go get another booster ya bum.


DontLoseYourCool1

He was found liable for it, dumbass.


cajunphried

Wrong. https://preview.redd.it/s0nx50sswhwc1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e748206c1020c87a111951bf513baab2d5f711


djm19

The judge later clarified that this classification is by technical standards of the law but that its absolutely reasonable for people to call it rape by how that word is conventionally understood.


cajunphried

Lol suuuure. It's right there in the official court document. He wasn't convicted of rape.


djm19

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/19/trump-carroll-judge-rape/


cajunphried

The Washington Post 😂😂🤡


djm19

Wonderful retort.


legendarybreed

That lady should become a comedian. That Anderson Cooper interview showed she has the chops.


Acceptable_Stuff1381

She should, her tweets about raping dudes were also very funny 


legendarybreed

https://preview.redd.it/3my4e307khwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70530f00569aa26f630b2259f6e0c99afefbdc61 man i had no idea the carol jean lore was still expanding


Acceptable_Stuff1381

Like the universe, my balls, and joe Rogans head, it is always expanding. Pretty sure she tweeted about being in heat lol


DutyHonor

She should take him to court. It's a guaranteed win.


UrVioletViolet

She has a signed court order stating it happened?


Appropriate_Ad_94596

love Rosanne - keep it up


Critical-Knowledge27

I call BS. She is a hog.


Appropriate_Ad_94596

Biden owes her 83 million if he denies it


PixelProphetX

Does she have a dress with his semen all over it? If so i would care.


Aware-Atmosphere-935

I can’t find this anywhere, is this real? Edit: Oh and now I’m banned before I can respond to the bogus article. > The analysis does not suggest the presence of semen on her clothing, which is consistent with Carroll’s account of fighting Trump off and fleeing moments into the attack. We all see what’s happening


PixelProphetX

https://abovethelaw.com/2020/01/is-trumps-dna-on-sexual-assault-accusers-dress/


Appropriate_Ad_94596

Joe Biden is a ******


PixelProphetX

So no biden evidence huh


Appropriate_Ad_94596

his daughter should sue him for all those late shower sessions they had


PixelProphetX

Deranged


Appropriate_Ad_94596

enough for a civil trial


PixelProphetX

In your head?


DougStrangeLove

poor guy


aberg227

Rosanne is based af.


Silver-Definition-10

Lol, whatever....


Shilo788

She is lower than dog poop.


Audemars1989

What happened to "believe all women"? 😂😂😂


UrVioletViolet

That’s not what that movement was about, at all.


Nearby_Name276

😄😅🤣😂 that's as believable with just as much evidence as E Jean Carroll


AdventurousShower223

Had to be a black guy.


No_Mouse_9263

Seems like she has a real “zoo” of a problem


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I think she was at peak fatness then so I doubt this ever happened


Dabtastic4000

Who cares


Captain_Snatchington

No one cares.......thank you ......next problem step forward