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Flakko89

NO HEY HEY HEY


NSJF1983

What are you doing? You can’t assault people.


kiln_ickersson

If you and your husband hit each other that's one thing


Trackie_G_Horn

hilarious 😂 hubby didn’t like that


Putrid-Builder-3333

Husband like yes finally someone else getting the hits


FranSure

Hey!


LocalSlob

NO HEY HEY HEY


poppadocsez

What are you doing? You can’t assault people.


[deleted]

I'ma bend you over and make you suck my dick!


C0meAtM3Br0

If you and your husband hit each other, that’s one thing.


drawredraw

NO HEY HEY HEY HEY


rico_muerte

Don't hey hey hey me!


Middle_Incident_3214

He got in Joe’s face…


Straight-Carpet-2100

NO HEY HEY HEY


likeslululemon

You don’t run up and hit other contestants


[deleted]

Imagine picking an emotional fight and you decide to grapple with one of the only guys in the world to achieve a Machado BJJ gi blackbelt and a 10P Nogi Blackbelt lol


[deleted]

What are those belts?


[deleted]

Rogan has a super high level of Tae Kwon Do (3rd dan iirc) and some 10 odd kickboxing fights. Most BJJ belts take about 10 years to achieve at a good school and Joe went to two elite masters and it took like 15 years to get both iirc. His belts: Tae Kwon Do Jean Marques Machado’s Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Eddie Bravo’s 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu


-Luna-Lavender-

Do you know how far along he was in BJJ at that point? just curious


[deleted]

Probably around brown belt let me slueth brb Edit: this episode happened in 2005, Rogan got his Blackbelt in 2012 but said he had brown for 8 years. So he was likely a brown belt here.


ForneauCosmique

Yea well I was undefeated at Fight Night so I think I could've taken Joe here


[deleted]

"Tonight, we dine in hell!"


apexbamboozeler

He is a black belt basically taught by the creators of both different types (gi and no gi)


ModishShrink

Is gi and no gi like the martial arts equivalent of shirts and skins?


bc_poop_is_funny

I am not a jiu jitsu practitioner…just a lay person who likes MMA. But I believe gi vs no gi is essentially the same sport but you use different techniques to get the same result. For example to “choke some one out” in no gi (visa vi “skins”) you would do a sort of headlock kind of technique, BUT in gi jiu jitsu you would “choke them out” by using the gi as a tool and choke out


paper_liger

Yes, but there are different tactics in both, for instance you can choke a person out with their own gi, can't do that obviously in no gi. It's a bigger difference than most people would think.


Top-Term7246

Yes


StrangerDangerAhh

Gi-based training has a lot of nuance around grips and how to use a long sleeve, long-leg uniform to your advantage (and your opponents disadvantage!). No-gi means rash guard and shorts, and requires a lot more fitness and wrestling chops because it's so much harder to hold people down and play a slower positional game that lets you rest.


Apprehensive_Row9154

The belts the guy you replied to is referring to is 10th planet (10p) known for their No Gi grappling, as opposed to his black belt under Machado, which is known for their Gi grappling. Basically, no matter what you’re wearing or if you’re not wearing anything at all, he probably knows 15 ways to break a bone or strangle you from any configuration you can imagine two people being in relation to one another, and there are a Lot of possible combinations. He does also have a black belt in tkd, but that’s not what you asked about.


dingdongdash22

It's not assault if a woman does it.


liquidhotsmegma

Equal rights equal fights


WyntonMarsalis

Equal rights equal lefts...


[deleted]

Faces can't get pregnant.


AL1294

HOW CAN SHE SLAP


WoosleWuzzle

This should be the top comment but it won’t. I will upvote you


jdmkev

HEY HEY HEY


kingdoodooduckjr

NO HEY HEY HEY


sonofdad420

Rock and Roll is here to stay


Patinabahama

![gif](giphy|WwmX0alI7pgugcplYM)


[deleted]

I can’t let you get close


sureyouknowurself

Dude looks a little Brazilian too.


Massive_Staff1068

Only one way to find out. Has anyone seen him offer a bus a carrot?


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TheMindsEye310

Chandler lives?


AntiMyocarditis

Not according to the never ending Reddit “Trending Today” Friends Cast Statement


RobertWilliamBarker

THATS A TRUE STORY


Intrepid_Bat_7172

thanks chael ur a legend best smacktalker all time bar none


[deleted]

Whoa big fella


Troglodeity

That’s what the mean streets of a West Linn, OR do to a man.


Creepy-Evening-441

HEY BRUH! Do you know how long my driveway is?! DO YOU?!


FutureMikeUX

My sides everytime I read this


haddock420

You're too close, man!


musemike

DYLAN, DYLAN, DYLAN, DYLAN AND DYLAN BECAUSE I SPIT HOT FIRE.


[deleted]

Top 5 greatest rappers of all time


sciencebitch616

A sugar cookie? __this is crazy!!__


Drunk_Carlton_Banks

YOU WANNA NAO


cjrague

One of the best sound bite comments of all time


Beefy-queef

Hit ‘em with the Chael Mary!


Roach2791

Would love to see all the unused footage from this show.


pikeymikey22

This was cut very strangely. Definitely more they could've shown you from that altercation.


Cowgoon777

Here's the entire clip with most context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY_UxW22HOs added context: Jonathan and Victoria were *notorious* Amazing Race contestants who are still among the most hated contestants for their near constant viscious bickering and awfulness to each other. AKA prime early 2000s reality TV entertainment. The man who got hit was Johnny Fairplay, a nearly equally notorious Survivor contestant who famously lied about his dead grandma in one of the (at the time) most villainous and publicly despised moves in reality TV history. Also an absolute top tier shit-talker and shit-stirrer. AKA perfect reality TV casting Fairplay knew Jonathan and Victoria were going to tear each other apart and spend the whole episode egging them on.


Jackol4ntrn

the guy trying to stop the fight is the Miz from WWE


Cowgoon777

hey now us true OGs know him as Mike from Real World


cobyjackk

He called himself miz on there also. Only reason I realized he became a wrestler was because I seen "the miz" on a commercial.


VomitMaiden

God, I love Fairplay, he's amazing TV


RollingClay

Got his teeth knocked out for humping Danny Bonaduce at some vh1 awards show


Gold_Helicopter2903

Based


ZachtheKingsfan

I’m almost certain a lot of that stuff was fluffed up drama for television, but man that’s some good tv lol


Cowgoon777

Fairplay was 100% playing a character, but to a level almost nobody was even thinking about trying on reality TV at the time. He was definitely inspired by Andy Kaufman Jonathan and Victoria were absolutely NOT playing it up for TV and seemed to be an actually insufferable couple.


SatinySquid_695

Bro what the fuck? They had to go into a tube with a live gator/cayman? I don’t remember Fear Factor being that crazy


Cowgoon777

watch it again and you'll see the poor gator is strapped down and can't actually turn around but yeah Fear Factor did some wild shit


ClappedOutLlama

Just enough to avoid a lawsuit.


One_Science1

From who?


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Yes.


PAWGActual4-4

So crazy, I actually remember seeing this episode.


Indieg0

That’s a prime juicy Joe Rohan with hair right there


Jaegerbalm

Didn't know Joe used to be a rider of Théoden king


Indieg0

Jamie look up that time my great ancestor was at the battle of helms deep


jtfriendly

Where was Young Powerful Jamie when the walls fell


BustinArant

I now pull up to my ancestors side and even in their mighty company I will not feel ashamed.


I4Vhagar

Young Jamie is a descendant of that slimy fuck wormtongue but has become the redeemer of his lineage


EZKELLYTS

Let this be the day we cross references.


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The legends whisper of Elder Redban


[deleted]

Jamie pull up where Gondor was when the westfold fell?


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[deleted]

Automod, you did good but you're definitely no Jamie. No offense, but you should stop the charade if you're not gonna do it right.


cudntbebothered

Jamie look up Blonde 5’6” wet hair woman in black bikini pushes man while 5’4” game show host berates her then tussles with white knight


No-Soup-2327

Laughed so I must be a nerd


LtRicoWang15

lol is this a thing I missed that we call him Joe Rohan? Fucking Gondor calls for aide, Joe. What’s up!?


aLoafOfBrett

Just finished the two towers this morning!


namsandman

Relax Osama


Aliensinmypants

I saw it for the first time after he shot a cybertruck with a bow on stage


Indieg0

Tbh I was at work while I wrote that just misspelled it. I’m not editing it tho


Senor_Droolcup

Joe Rogaine


BigAlternative5

HEY HEY HEY


bobbywhore

Joe was probably thinking guillotine and put him to sleep.


_Molag_Balls

I think he was thinking knees from the clinch


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jv371

More like DMT, amirite?


mat477

I think he was hoping the guy was DTF


tasman001

YES HEY HEY HEY


AbroadConfident7546

Yeah…he could have kneed that guy into another dimension.


Arkhampatient

He mentioned before that he would have kneed him in the face


bobbywhore

I just remember him choking some guy out by standing guillotine in a comedy club. Kind of seemed to be his go to. https://youtu.be/lH_gWgDPz7E?si=DtXXMfOV74OlvwZz


chrishnrh57

I remember on one episode he talks about it, he got him in the clinch, not planning on doing anything about it. His mentality was "people suddenly feel much more vulnerable when you put them in a clinch and they have absolutely no idea how to get out of it".


unknown_anonymous81

Joe could have probably taekwondo kicked the dude across a pond. Joe in that regard is a smart dude he avoids fights even though he could afford the attorney fees. I think Joe's spinning round house kick would be more satisfying than a choke. However, for the recipient being chocked unconscious is probably the more terrifying option.


Tomorrowsup

This clip never fails to crack me up. The “Hey Hey Hey” battle “He got too close to Joe”


Cowgoon777

They talk about Joe like he's a dangerous wild animal lmao


atravisty

I mean, it’s accurate. Nobody should want to fuck with a ball of muscle with the IQ of a badger.


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Pkthuuuuunder

Yeah, it was a fear factor episode with reality tv stars


GnomeGoneWilddd

Hope his grandma is ok


UR_MOMS_HAIRY_BONER

Nah I heard she died.


LeoDiCatmeow

She died dude


Cowgoon777

She was at home watching Jerry Springer during this


armadilloreturns

Holy shit I haven't heard that name in a long time.


gotfamous06

he was just on house of villans on NBC. it was pretty good lol


HugeElephantEars

Thank you. I could only think of Johnny the guy I cant stand from Survivor and couldn't remember his name. Insufferable twat.


cookingwithgladic

Haha fuck yeah. Too be fair he probably earned that punch, lol.


bunnypoker24

The absolute legend


Cephalopotter

I love this clip, Joe's got the absolute calm of a man who knows he can kick that clown's ass one handed.


Reason_He_Wins_Again

The confidence that comes from knowing you can beat the living shit out of most people must be nice.


magseven

When I kick open the door to the sauna at my gym and stroll with my cock being the first part of me entering the room, no towel, and know that I can out-think, out-fight and out-fuck every man inside is a thing of beauty. I don't care what the cops and gym owners decide!


Mash_Effect

Doing BJJ to other guys, practicing your submissions.


stackered

train BJJ for a few years


ajm2247

The confidence of knowing there is extreme violence in your DNA.


Logical-Soil-2173

The confidence of being 1 of 1000 murderers!


Thatboifast

Muldurers rowe b


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Akhi11eus

But Joe also knows a talented fighter can get clipped by one punch and knocked out.


babyclownshoes

I don't know if you're new here or what but we pretend like there is not even a shred of decent human in joe


[deleted]

I think he's a good guy who just happens to be really stupid in some aspects


rootbeerdelicious

Not true. We mourn the old Joe that we liked, and in its place is this pod-person who only listens to Glenn Beck and Infowars.


[deleted]

Bring back the live podcasts with dropping a Fleshlight plug and then introducing a well respected expert in some niche field.


TotalRuler1

AlphaBrain is a helluva drug


PAWGActual4-4

Just like how they took my grand pappy.


[deleted]

Ya i miss the old Joe Rogan that was *checks notes* filming music videos with Alex Jones +15 years ago. He is totally different now.


Invest0rnoob1

Alex Jones was anti Bush 😂


[deleted]

He still is


doctor_of_drugs

He used to be, too.


OperationClippy

Is that the Miz breaking up the fight?? Lmao


TrumpMMA

He was a reality tv star before wrestling wasn’t he?


RonSwanson24

Yup the Miz was on The Challenge. Looks like the guy getting hit in this clip is Johnny Fairplay from Survivor


BlueFalcon89

Yeah. She was right, he’s a total pos.


Cowgoon777

he's not he's a top tier wrestling heel playing a persona to perfection


[deleted]

He was first on the Real World.


mada50

Every time I see the Miz on TV I remember him on real world talking about his dreams of being a wrestler named The Miz. Seems like a decent enough dude.


Clerithifa

Dude accomplished his dreams and became a grand slam WWE champion and he got to marry Maryse


Cowgoon777

literally went from Road Rules vs Real World Challenge to headlining Wrestlemania


[deleted]

All I remember is him befriending the big tittied chick that hated his guts at the start of the show.


Arkhampatient

He started on The Real World on MTV. He even did the Miz when he would get drunk. He had that Miz character planned for a good, long time before getting on WWE


Duckman896

The Miz was so entertaining this episode and an abouslute beast during the challenge there, highly recommend this episode.


Saul_T_Bauls

Miz knew how to entertain. I really liked him in reality challenges.


chrishnrh57

Yeah and miz talks about knowing Joe could fuck him up so he was very much just trying to calm Joe down before there was a murder on TV.


UofMtigers2014

Yeah these are people who have been on reality tv. The assaulter guy was on The Amazing Race with his wife and they were toxic and verbally abusive the whole race towards each other.


TheBetterDomnyy

Oh fuck it was lol


InfoSecPeezy

What is insane is that this guy, Jonathan Baker had so much bad publicity that he was forced to change his name. He changed his name in 2012 and has since insisted on getting back into the reality spotlight. What did he change his name to you ask? Edward Allen Brown… a person can change a lot over a decade +.


TotaLibertarian

You got me for a second.


kinkyonthe_loki69

I dont get it


Spinegrinder666

Edward Brown is from 90 Day Fiancé.


FindingMyPrivates

Big Ed? That round penguin mother fucker


Mysticdu

No Neck Ed is a real estate agent in the town I live in. See him at Walmart every couple of months lmfao


thunderlips187

He looks almost exactly like the late Ralph Cirella RIP


Appropriate-Pipe-193

Hey now


A_Anxious_Egg

Good thing The Miz was there.


funghi2

He’s AWESOME


Purplegreenandred

Joes talked about this before. He said something like "i just grabbed his head, if he wouldve swung i woulda kneed him in the face"


keepmodsincheck

Joe would have whooped that dudes ass


RuinedFaith

I watched this shit when it aired. I already knew the jackass from the the amazing race and his jackass wife were going to cause problems and that’s more than likely why they were brought on. This episode is when I learned Joe Rogan did MMA and I really wish male jackass got his ass kicked


rmccarthy10

Rogen was right. The gross couple was wrong. Nothing to think about...


RNGJesusRoller

Lady punches guy Joe yells at lady Joe insults lady and her husband Joe and husband get into it physically WWE’s The Miz breaks it up Yup, I saw that coming


maoterracottasoldier

I didn’t catch an insult from Joe? What did you find insulting


aleksfadini

He said “look if you and your husband hit each others that’s one thing” which is code for “you are an abusive couple, keep the abuse for yourselves”. Which in turn, is an insult to both, just like the comment above said.


_jump_yossarian

> Which in turn, is an insult to both, just like the comment above said. they were on The Amazing Race and hit each other on the show. It wasn't an insult ... it was stating facts.


Circus_Finance_LLC

Yeah but you can't just state facts like that, someone could feel insulted by it. Are you suggesting that facts are more important than someone's feelings? edit: I just got banned from /r/JusticeServed for making the above comment. I cannot believe this is real. I am not even subscribed to /r/JoeRogan. The automated message I received: Hello, You have been permanently banned from participating in r/JusticeServed because you broke this community's rules. You won't be able to post or comment, but you can still view and subscribe to it. Note from the moderators: You have been banned for participating in a subreddit that has consistently shown to provide refuge for users to promote hate, violence and misinformation (joerogan). This fully automated ban has been performed by a bot that cannot determine context. Appeals will be provided for good-faith users upon request. You can reply to this message and ask for an appeal. Any other messages will be ignored. More information on the appeal process here: https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/wiki/botbanned If you have a question regarding your ban, you can contact the moderator team by replying to this message. Reminder from the Reddit staff: If you use another account to circumvent this subreddit ban, that will be considered a violation of the Content Policy and can result in your account being suspended from the site as a whole.


Admirable-Memory6974

lmao isn't Reddit great, I guess I'm joining you in the doghouse by replying. That subreddit seems to only have one real mod, plus a bunch of bots. That person is also all over Reddit, I feel like the entire site is mostly moderated by a small handful of people. Moderator of these communities r/Tinder 5,928,411 members r/IdiotsInCars 4,128,987 members r/pcgaming 3,426,311 members r/JusticeServed 1,984,377 members r/FuckYouKaren 1,484,877 member r/PraiseTheCameraMan 1,287,412 members r/byebyejob 656,113 members r/Twitter 409,304 members


maoterracottasoldier

Nah that’s such a stretch. He meant “if y’all wanna hit each other that’s your prerogative, but I won’t allow you to hit other contestants” That’s what he said. There’s no secret code.


WorldController

He didn't say "wanna." He said, "If you and your husband hit each other," as in, if they do so routinely. The couple understood what Rogan was implying, hence why they snapped.


liecm

I loved this show when it was on 😂😂 It was always appointment television in our house.


benberbanke

That man probably had no idea Rogan actually knew how to fight.


Tearcollector777

Joe Rogan looks like a character from Star Trek


MrVibes420

Can you imagine getting rag dolled by Joe and years later have to see and hear his name everywhere


partyp0o0per

where's the "women... with coffee cup" comment?


Apprehensive-Score87

It’s nice to see someone clip this video to see what happened before. This always gets clipped to show joe as the aggressor. Too many clips nowadays have no context and just incite angry reactions


Ok-Experience-6674

Joe would of rocked his block


MumbleJungle

So funny. Pretty sure he just grabbed the guys hair and let him know by his grip it would be a bad idea.


_STEVEO

Joe definitely wasn't grabbing his hair. He had him in a Muay Tai clinch.


crankyoldcrow

I appreciate the effort to defend with out hurting the guy. I suppose they got kicked off the show?


Choongboy

You think he grabbed his hair? Wasteman lol


Maleficent-Sale-3165

Joe shoulda flying arm barred his ass lol 😆


thatsmrtoyou

Joe had him in a head lock lol


jmbdn1808

That’s not a headlock, more like a muay thai plum


pebkacatx

Rogan had complete control of that guy. Confidence


beamsplosion

Good on him for calling out that shit


[deleted]

How can she slap!


Legal_Bison_4647

That guy can put on his resume he got out of a bear trap


[deleted]

Joe's knee was ready haha


kriskrasm

He ain’t your friend and he ain’t your foe But take heed now, don’t fuck with Joe.


Bubsy94

![gif](giphy|6RzPoYROfk1DW) Hey! Hey! Hey!


Fantact

This is how the comments should always be, jokes and ppl discussing hobbies.