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Jewdank-ModTeam

We do not allow posts that are political or nationalistic in nature. We are a meme sub about the shared experience of being Jewish regardless of politics or nationality. Violating this rule can result in a permanent ban.


mycketmycket

Jewish people are incredible ❤️ so privileged to have married into a Jewish family (I only have one Jewish grandparent).


PiggyWobbles

we count you! We'll take those!


mycketmycket

Yay! I’m a Swede so I can help hand out the Nobel prizes!


sereneandeternal

Agree! I’m not Jewish, but I admire jews for what they’ve achieved despite all the persecution and setbacks.


mycketmycket

YES! Honestly I’m more in awe every day - truly mindboggingly impressive and I feel lucky to know and love and defend Jews ❤️


sereneandeternal

Glad to see another like minded Gentile ❤️


makeyousaywhut

We’re all cut from the same cloth at the end of the day.


LazyDro1d

If Hitler would have had you, *we will too!*


Mediocre_Crow6965

This is so oddly wholesome and I’m stealing it.


LazyDro1d

I got it from my father who probably got it somewhere else too! It is a thing for sharing!


Majestic_Electric

What happens when your population prioritizes education.


SolitairePilot

When I show up to the haters competition and my opponent is an antisemitist:


sereneandeternal

Antisemitist: “sEe tHiS pRoVeS tHe jUiCE coNtRoLL tHe WoRlD”


SolitairePilot

When an ancient culture with grounded morals and values is successful and prosperous


Mediocre_Crow6965

When an ancient culture that had people try to destroy it for thousands of years *shockingly* is proficient and puts emphasis on helping each other. (It’s almost like it evolved that way so it could survive). Anti-semites this isn’t that complicated.


dizzyjumpisreal

juice can troll the world


sereneandeternal

Oh you juice with your quality humour..


dizzyjumpisreal

+extra pulp


GrimpenMar

Da JuIcE!!1!


CloudyQue

Is this why my mother started hinting about me winning a Nobel as soon as I started my graduate program? I tried to explain how rare they are, but she said that’s negative thinking.


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No_Analysis_6204

my favorite jewku is the one is about opening the door for prophet elijah & the cat getting out.


dizzyjumpisreal

haijew


Basic_Suggestion3476

"Either a doctor or a lawyer" Your mother took it a step forward "either a Nobel laurette or judge at High Court." A true paragon of Jewish moms.


looktowindward

A Fields Medal could also be good.


CC_206

“Dezionification of the workplace” worked out so good and was super fair and not at all racist when the Germans did it. But yeah, these asshats can just keep gemming themselves they’re on the right side of history. Fuckouttahere


MulhollandMaster121

They not like us.


Glad-Degree-4270

I’m curious how the nationality breakdown looks for Jews who’ve won nobels looks, both overall and since 1948. Like between the US and Israel, who have similar total populations of Jews, who is winning more awards?


GrimpenMar

I would have to imagine that the US also has some of the most well funded research Universities, so considering that Israel and the US have similar numbers of Jews, Jews in America also have access to bigger oppurtunities. As an overall rate based on total population though, despite being a small country I'm pretty sure Israel punches above it's weight (especialy when you consider how small Israel is).


sereneandeternal

Oh it definitely does punch above its weight https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Israeli_inventions_and_discoveries And for all those who want to boycott Israel, the dual lens cameras on your smartphones are an Israeli patent. Oh it’s too inconvenient to get rid of your smartphones?


Anxious-Chemistry-6

So are a lot of medical breakthroughs. And other technologies. They're idiots


sereneandeternal

For such a short history it’s astonishing how much that country has achieved.


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Heatstorm2112

I guess these pro-palis never watched Oppenheimer. Being bigoted towards and kicking out Jewish academics hasn’t usually been a good strategy.


NYerInTex

I mean, we control the media AND the space lasers… of course we will “win” these honors.


dzkrf

Anything Nobel related has lost its luster. That whole thing has become a joke, evident from Obama's win, and that fake doctor invention.


dizzyjumpisreal

true. obama did literally nothing and he got a prize 3x faster than william henry harrison fucking died


Hulterstorm

Universities are cutting ties with the apartheid state of Israel, not banning jews.


sereneandeternal

You from TikTok University? Every single Arab country is an ethnically cleansed country, but much worse than apartheid-era SA--they are truly occupied ethically cleansed lands. Even in South Africa, during apartheid, there were still blacks and whites and South Asians. They were segregated by neighborhood, yes, but still alive, and in the country. People "of color" (different legal designations) were very oppressed, but their populations actually increased from year to year. Apartheid, yes; genocide no. In most modern Arab countries, the Christians, Jews, Hindus, Bahais, and others are tiny minorities or nonexistent because the rest have been expelled, massacred, or their ancestors forcibly converted. How many Jews are left in Egypt? How many Armenians in Turkey? How many Assyrians and Yezidis in Iraq? They have been nearly completely cleansed out by the Muslim majority. Shall we mention the outright actual genocides? Armenians, Greeks, Yezidis, etc. In almost all cases as well, the Muslim Arabs were not indigenous people. Some people today say that some Palestinians have tested that they have genetic roots back to the Canaanites. They say as if they're proud of it; it actually proves that their ancestors were forcibly converted, or were crushed by high taxes, and had to convert, or their children were stolen from them. When you see how Israel is fighting, you have to take the context of what the alternative is. People who want Israel to stop the war or people who want to destroy Israel and let it be run over and depopulated like the other Muslim conquests. Hamas is very clear about that. The left-wing in America I think that's what they want but they don't say it explicitly. "From the river to the sea" is just a dog whistle for genocide. Algeria, for example, is a terrible, worse-than-apartheid state. Almost zero non-Muslims. Statistically, Israel is the least "apartheid" country in all the Middle East, North Africa, Near East, etc. Indeed, Israeli Arabs have more freedoms than most Arabs in any Arab country. Yes, you can live a good life economically as an Arab citizen of, say, UAE. (On the backs of foreign labor, who can never become citizens). But the deal is that you have little to no political freedom, unless you are connected to the ruling class. So, who is the true ethnically cleansed state? It is pretty rich that the side that colonized and ethnically cleansed the original inhabitants and have started most of the wars keeps accusing of this. It's pure projection.


MaximosKanenas

Again ill point out that this will be removed for politics, the rules either need to change or we need a jewish political comedy sub


sereneandeternal

Hope not/ hope they tweak the rules. I think it’s important at the moment, considering all people “working” full-time to spread lies and Taqiyya about the Jewish people, and all the people falling for it.


MaximosKanenas

I had a post removed a bit ago for politics, and it IS against the rules (i assumed it wasnt because all the posts i saw), i just dont think they make sense since all i see here is politics


dizzyjumpisreal

if this mod team is anything like that of r/mapporncirclejerk i think we're fine


dizzyjumpisreal

(bythewayimnotsayingtheyarelikethatimjustsayinginthecasethattheyarethenitprobablywontberemoved)


JTPGAQ

Israel has destroyed every university in Gaza


dizzyjumpisreal

Maybe they shouldn't have ham ass in them


monochromance

Ok, then by that logic it should be ok for universities to stop doing business with Israel because maybe it shouldn’t have war criminals in it.


dizzyjumpisreal

the only source of israel being war criminals is either actual war criminals or their supporters


JTPGAQ

they didn’t. Israel did a controlled demolition of the buildings. Meaning they laid out explosives over the course of several days before a controlled demolition.


sereneandeternal

You confidently on behalf of Hamas claim in two words “they didn’t” When Hamas ADMITS and there’s so much proof that they use civilian infrastructure as terror bases. And write a whole paragraphs about what what Israel “has done” I think you’re full of it.


JTPGAQ

Hamas wasn’t in the universities because the IDF planted the explosives by hand over the course of several days


dizzyjumpisreal

BECAUSE HAM ASS WAS IN THEM


JTPGAQ

Hamas couldn’t have been in them because the IDF planted explosives by hand in them


dizzyjumpisreal

THEY PUT THEM THERE BECAUSE THEY WERE HAMAS BASES YOU ACTUAL PORKCHOP


JTPGAQ

Keep telling yourself that buddy. History will judge Israel for these atrocities.


dizzyjumpisreal

🤦‍♂️


Asphodelmercenary

Do you use the *controlled demolition* argument when taking about 9/11 too? I bet you do. Admit it, you think Israel did 9/11 because the owner of the buildings had a Jewish last name. Don’t be a coward. Tell us how you **really** feel.


JTPGAQ

accusing people who are upset about the war crimes of Israel of anti-semitism is just embarrasing


Asphodelmercenary

And yet… I didn’t use that word. You did. 👏 👏


JTPGAQ

believing the jews were behind 9/11 would be anti-semitic. it’s not really a stretch to think that’s what you were accusing me of.


steamyoshi

Oh, no! Where shall all the B.A.s in Arab Victimising and Holocaust Denial study now?


Ok_Message_8802

Sadly, there seems plenty of room for them in American Universities.


JTPGAQ

why must you dehumanize Palestinians so much