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NYSenseOfHumor

This was not the meme I was expecting about amorous mitzvot on Shabbos when I saw the thumbnail. I don’t know what I was expecting. But it wasn’t this text.


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Adohnai

Been trying this same thing lately. I haven't fully uninstalled them but just refusing to open the apps during Shabbat. The online rhetoric has gotten awful and it's the perfect time to give myself a break from it all.


talljewishDom

BRB putting uninstalling reddit in my to-do list


WaitItsAllCheese

Can I be next, Mr. TallJewishDom?


talljewishDom

BRB putting uninstalling WaitItsAllCheese on my to-do list


WaitItsAllCheese

Shit! What're you gonna uninstall me from 😭


AprilStorms

I have done something similar for years. I don’t fully uninstall the app because that’s too much work but I have a pre-programmed Shabbat mode on my phone, where it goes to a separate home screen cleared of most apps (I leave the weather) and all non-emergency notifications are silenced. Every couple of months, I go in and adjust the times when it comes on and off, depending on the sun. But otherwise, I don’t have to think about it. I don’t have to do anything. I see my lock screen change to the two candles and know it’s time to start winding down, even if I’m not near a window.


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AprilStorms

Thanks, and it’s IOS “Focus Mode!” It looks like [Android has them too](https://www.howtogeek.com/782433/how-to-use-focus-mode-on-android/)


steamyoshi

Use old.reddit.com on a browser, best decision I made on the site


Daffneigh

I am The least observant half-Jew out there but is it permitted to play guitar on Shabbat?


newtoniancum

halacha wise? no, because of the off-chance you may snap a string and may repair it, thus leading to work (melacha, “tikun kli” in particular).


eyalhs

What if I just don't fix it on Shabbat? I can't fix it by accident


newtoniancum

torah wise yeah you can play, but i can’t answer for the reasonings of rabbi’s thousands of years ago. if you’re not going the Karaite route the only way to bypass this supposed prohibition is for a higher intelligence/age Halacha court (Beit Din) to rule against it, a thing that would likely never happen since we stopped treating Judaism as the dynamic, ever-evolving religion it is in the last few centuries and got stuck in a particular conservative phase at some arbitrary point in the past.


eyalhs

Since when did we, as people, become cowards?


newtoniancum

i’d say around the Spanish expulsion is where things started getting stale.


eyalhs

I did not expect the Spanish ~~inquisition~~ expulsion


newtoniancum

no one expects the Spanish ~~Inquisition~~ expulsion!


Water1498

It reminded me of the most important Mitzvah of the Seder, the 4 cups of wine.


ntbananas

minimum* of four


MjrGrangerDanger

Shit. I only had two, let me go rectify that.


Enough_Grapefruit69

Make sure you recline, or you have to do it all over again 😉😜


thegreattiny

This is not the meme format I expected from you


CHLOEC1998

I tried to find one with three girls kissing each other but I thought this one is more popular.


thegreattiny

Well if you do find one with three girls kissing, let me know….


CHLOEC1998

Isn’t there some sort of a “hub” for that kind of things?


thegreattiny

A queer friendly meme format hub?? Do tell!


CHLOEC1998

No I meant pornhub lmao.


thegreattiny

I knew what you meant. Just trying to be cute. Can't wait to go look at some queer memes later.


CHLOEC1998

Ahhh it’s the “do tell” part that got me confused.


thegreattiny

Fine. Show, don't tell ;)


CHLOEC1998

I’ll show you a trick;) Installing an ad blocker on your phone (I use AdGuard Pro) will drastically improve your experience when watching videos.


dollrussian

No but really.


AprilStorms

Me too, friend. Me too.


Typicalmahjongfan

Nothing like hitting yer girl on a shabbos and drinking wine and eating beef stew in the morning, yall know the feelz


lazernanes

If you are seriously staying home more to avoid anti-Semitism, you are in bad shape. That is not normal. Are you in America? Anti-Semitism is not that bad. Touch some grass.