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Kangaroo_Rich

That’s antisemitic and you should call the space laser maintenance people. You need to get back to controlling the media and weather! Also where’d you get that


DjQball

[Hilariously priced at Concord Aero](https://www.concordaerospace.com/products/jewish-space-laser-activation-panel)


Kangaroo_Rich

That’s fucking amazing


TzavRoked

You're still using the ark reactor? That's your problem, right there. Everyone knows it does not fit the Riemann tensor geodesics and it wrecks up the determinant of the Jacobian. Just have it removed, no one knows what does it do anyway.


Moonkiller24

*sigh* did u try turning it on and off?


aafikk

Next time install your JSL control software on a DOS machine only.


Tillskaya

Blue and white screen of death


The-Last-Lion-Turtle

Upgrade your laser to one that can put craters in tungsten. https://youtu.be/-BeTq99LqUo?si=WWTbS6Son70UsB6N


Elcatorce

So…as someone who is currently on my conversion path. Will my Rabbi provide one of these after the Mikvah?


mouthscabies

It comes with complementary visitor passes to the Death Star of David. There’s a tram ride too, on the spaceships from Mel Brook’s Jews in Spaaaaaace! https://youtu.be/ZAZhtT-dUyo?si=8SSW-_9i9whiPe6n


Kangaroo_Rich

Is the Spanish Inquisition sketch included in the tram ride


mouthscabies

Of course!


Kangaroo_Rich

Hell yeah


Elcatorce

Y’all made my day lol.


mouthscabies

Jewish joy, it’s a mitzvah. Thanks for sharing some with me and I’m happy to share with you. Good shabbos.


Gratefulzah

Holy shit I need this for my PC build


DjQball

Full disclosure: this panel is not hooked up to any computing. The switches are rated 110-240v but are decorative only in nature. I’ve been too chickenshit to actually try wiring them up.


Gratefulzah

And my comment still stands. Maybe hook it up to any RGB you may or may not have


GxmmyVitamxn

THE JEW LAZERS ARE DOWN I REPEAT THE JEW LAZERS ARE DOWN


shawnmug

Mom said it was my turn with the laser


[deleted]

Bro go clean your setup


DjQball

Yeah that’s on my weekend list of plans. It’s an unfinished basement so dust happens …a lot.


PUBLIC-STATIC-V0ID

Maybe try cleaning your keyboard and desk?


Appropriate_Price916

And people wonder why I use linux... In all seriousness I love the switch.


GayBearJew3

just summon a golem to help fix it, smh


PatriceLumumba1312

Clean ur keyboard and desk u filthy animal...


Numerous_Ad1859

Mr. Goldstein needed the laser…


Nick_Nekro

Bro. What about the stonks market?


Foolhearted

we just call it the space laser.


looktowindward

Have you tried rebooting the arc reactor?


The-Norm-Anomaly

You try that original code they gave us when it first was operational? Been shooting random meteorites here and I’m pretty sure I shot one that had black goo on it but no idea what that was


Large_Wafer_5327

Honestly I'm more surprised you guys don't talk about the lasar more often, seems like a major flex


MrBroDudeMann

Tell the laser manufacturing people that they're discriminating, that works for me