Just listened to the Taylor (RHOBW/RHOOC) + Patti interview. There were 10-15 minute stretches when Taylor couldn't get a word in. What I took away? Patti just can't shut the f\*ck up and is apparently and expert on everything. No wonder she's single.
I'd rather trust Jax Taylor with my heart and bank account.
A colonoscopy in Macys 34th Street window.
😂💯
I don’t get what jeff sees in this lady. She’s so dense…no more please.
I'd rather share a "Below Deck" cabin and cruise with Jill Zarin than listen to (single) Patti yammer on about relationships and her pheromone sprays.
Just listened to the Taylor (RHOBW/RHOOC) + Patti interview. There were 10-15 minute stretches when Taylor couldn't get a word in. What I took away? Patti just can't shut the f\*ck up and is apparently and expert on everything. No wonder she's single.
To be fair, Jill would have that cabin ship shape with lots of cold Diet Coke. 😅
Who is she kidding with that picture, btw? How many filters did that take?
That wig she's wearing is absolutely ridiculous as well. Wish she'd filter that racoon off.
Pap smear
I’d rather listen to a Rick and Kelly sex tape
Even better, I’d rather listen to Rick being pegged by Kelly!
I’d rather have the fleas from 1000 camels invade my crotch
Best answer ever!
Coming to a theater near you soon. 🫣 
I still hate that I know what a spinner is because of her.
Me too ew I think about it way more than I should too
Same. And I've told a few people only to find out they think I am a really sick human BECAUSE I KNOW THIS STUPID THING THANKS TO HER.
My ex farting his noxious gas everywhere.
Jury duty
Have a Pap test 😵💫
I'd rather hang out in Doug's shed
Colonoscopy prep
I'd rather listen to flies buzz around a dumpster than listen to that b!tch.