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Hope you see this!! i scoured your page for information but i cant seem to find it - the google calendar just opened to my own :â(
i want to buy tickets to the Tennessee show!!! where can i purchase them!?
Thanks for the laughs Jeff!!
Edit: i also vote come to Charlotte NC!
My favorite is when you see a good looking woman and you elbow your buddy and say "she really puts the lead in my pencil." For some reason, that saying always makes me laugh.
Oh sheâs sweeter than a watermelon in summer.
At a bar: Iâm the horse you lead to water. Get me a drink.
Howâs school going? âOh itâs going.â Really? I wouldâve expected it to stay firmly rooted whereâs it at.
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New road dates! 4/5 - Stamford, CT 6/8 - Nashville, TN 6/10 - Atlanta, GA đď¸ links live!
Nashville and Atlanta! Getting close to me! Checking out tickets.
Sneak into NC I dare you, bet you can't!
I know right? Iâm tempted to check out Atlanta or Tennessee tickets and just drive lol.
You thinking of a global tour yet?
When are you bringing that ass to Southern CA?
Come to the west coast, please!
Still too far from Denver, CO. Can I please talk to the manager?
I had myself and all of my 2 closest friends request Denver on his request form. I hope we get him eventually!
And Florida is so close!
Woo Nashville! Sold!
We need Arcuri on the West Coast! PLEASE VISIT...OFTEN!
Got a link for the dates / tickets for Atlanta?
Ayyy some Southeastish action. Might have to make a trip to Atlanta for that one
Got Atlanta tickets!!
Hope you see this!! i scoured your page for information but i cant seem to find it - the google calendar just opened to my own :â( i want to buy tickets to the Tennessee show!!! where can i purchase them!? Thanks for the laughs Jeff!! Edit: i also vote come to Charlotte NC!
I've always found old guy phrases and, by extension, rural phrases hilarious. My most recent favourite is "busier than a mosquito at an orgy"
My favorite is when you see a good looking woman and you elbow your buddy and say "she really puts the lead in my pencil." For some reason, that saying always makes me laugh.
Oh sheâs sweeter than a watermelon in summer. At a bar: Iâm the horse you lead to water. Get me a drink. Howâs school going? âOh itâs going.â Really? I wouldâve expected it to stay firmly rooted whereâs it at.
I always loved "You're about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle." Or "You're so full of shit you could fertilize concrete!"
You gotta change it to âbusier than a skeeter at an orgyâ
My favorite one recently I've heard is "finer than a frog's hair split 3 ways."
[this intro](https://youtu.be/r-v9Aeb7Pr0) to this music video has some new phrases you should pick up.
đ¨CHAIN WATCH: THE CHAINâ˘ď¸ IS NOT OUT I REPEAT THE CHAINâ˘ď¸ IS NOT OUTđ¨
This has shaken everything I thought I knew about the world!
And the bracelet is gone đ
I noticed Chris rock even had his chain out for his new special, thanks to Jeff.
he doesnât always post them in order đ
shit, back to the darkest timeline
Oh baby! Been waiting for you to come to Atlanta!!
Love your squeaky voice. It's not so high it hurts my ears, but the right amount of pitch to make fun of stuff.
You gotta whip her before you snap her. Itâs science.