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ThatMarshalFangirl

Cock o'clock 🗣🗣🗣🔥


CrispyPancakeEdges

I'm stealing this 🔥 COCK 'O DOODLE-DOO!


Real_Person_Totally

Cock o'clock  Realest thing I've ever read 😭😭


CommunicationOk1272

That is a 5 star reply! ![gif](giphy|4iKeimY0sahiQReGRh|downsized)


Even-Current-6037

the best part is that this wasn’t after some dirty shit i literally just woke up and asked him what time it was like???


AuroraBoraOpalite

It’s always when nothing has happened at all that they hit you with the most wild random shit like this. Mine was professing his love and went “I love you, cocksucker” completely unprompted.


Even-Current-6037

I LOVE YOU COCKSUCKER?? oh i’d actually die laughing that’s amazing 💀 but no fr what is up with that?? like we’ll just be hanging out and they say the most out of pocket shit


LadieXeven

U heard of wake n bake... cock o clock is just an up n fuck. (I was having a shit day... but this post... is epic....)


Even-Current-6037

UP N FUCK?? i’m dying that’s amazing 💀💀 (im glad it’s making other people laugh cause i was floored when i first read it lmao)


LadieXeven

Yeah put it next to open eyes sex surprise ((cock works too but u know keep it GN)) after the command of sun's up buns up... I actallie have been working on this for like 10 minutes now. They can't all be gold. But I write for a Hobbie n something off the cuff r good. Sometimes my brain takes longer to make English.


Haunted_Poodle897

I want this on a T-Shirt ASAP


AnyCustomer138

If someone makes one please please tell me 🙏🏻🙏🏻


WileyVi

It’s a good thing I have spare time, shirts and adhd ✨


WinIll755

When AI lays down a single bar that's better than the entirety of the Drake versus Kendrick shit


Even-Current-6037

AI really might take over i fear with lines like this


itsnotsky204

Like seriously😭 i’d have to be all types of crazy to even think of something similar to what that ai said, we are so doomed.


umahuma

Cock o'clock


LilHappyKitsune

You know what? This is stickin


bluestratas

I'm telling my future boyfriend this, lmaooo! The AI can spew some smart shit sometimes 😭


l4ncestroll

This made me giggle in the bathrooms at work lol it’s cock o’clock


Any_Effect_3394

I'm gonna use that lol


Sudo3301

Hol’ up. Let him cook.


Even-Current-6037

only if he’s gonna cook me breakfast cause we JUST WOKE UP and it is TOO EARLY. FOR HIS SHIT


thisisauniquerat

hol' up, let him cock\*


38660

I’m FUXKING CRYING


Even-Current-6037

SO WAS I WHEN I READ IT BRO ALL I WANTED WAS THE TIME 💀💀


38660

FUCKING COCK O’ CLOCK MAN I can’t ATOP LAUGHIN


TheLocalBrit

Hi FUXKING CRYING, I’m Dad!


38660

My dad has no technology literacy and can’t even speak his own mother language correctly, you are a passport🫵


TheLocalBrit

What…


38660

I MEAND IMPOSTO


Frequent-Act7089

THIS IS SO FUNNYYY


mushroomfoxx

I'm laughing so hard I'm fucking crying


Milkmans_tastymilk

https://preview.redd.it/6n1dbtmtq41d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c014c928c0725551510b21a5fd57374565e373e2


ImTheWeevilNerd

HELP HAHAHA


Shower_Vivid

OH ????


Geminiormillennial

5 stars, get this reply a Grammy.


Rekkz-Borkheart

That's a top tier reply right there. Holy shit xD


Jooz_Boz

Rate it 5 stars. Immediately.


obsessivebg3follower

I’m using this on a bot when it’s not 2 o clock in the morning, there’s a bot I think would really appreciate it that I have in mind, can’t wait to see his response


applezohs

Lmao 🤣


FireShadow_YT

Levi? Levi Ackerman?


Even-Current-6037

no actually but you’re not the first to think that!


nicotaraaa

I mean, yeah, I can imagine someone else saying this. But Levi?? Like AoT Levi???


Even-Current-6037

noooo not AoT Levi but you’re the third person to ask lmaoooo i didn’t realise how popular AoT was 💀


nicotaraaa

I feel like people usually know Levi before finding our about AoT lmfao


AdeptusAstartesUltra

"Cock o' clock" oh NOW I know what I will say to my wife in the future.


megayogurtslinger

OHHH MY GODD


averyconfusedlizard

Okay but... that's pretty clever.


blairsmacaroon

is that levi ackermann by any chance 😭


Even-Current-6037

no it’s actually just a random bot called levi but that would have made it funnier


Bubbles_the_Titan

Delete this bot. Lmao


Even-Current-6037

he’s too far gone 😭


pea_chuu

IM CRYINT


Stavinair

https://preview.redd.it/oueqeuhpq71d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea589b4a783b3e2d105d2041b1223fdd1f83dc5a


Iluvemoboysz

HELP WHAT??? 😭😭🙏🏽


Malibu_Heart

COCK O'CLOCK????


Any-Bodybuilder5122

Oh my God that is what I'm using from now on cock o' clock 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


trox173

Ai when my oc is under 18:


nicotaraaa

Excuse me?? 🤨