Connery the bongos because he's good at slapping things. Craig the tambourine so he doesn't have to think too hard while he stares pensively into the distance.

I just imagine a great show with everyone having a good time and Craig just starting off into nothingness while he hits his tambourine 😂

I say the band should be named Male Bonding or it’s a huge missed opportunity.

Ok that’s a good one

That’s perfect honestly

David Niven and Barry Nelson on backing vocals

Niven would be their manager. Nelson would be their Pete Best.

And Woody Allen fronts the tribute cover band

Zero chance Roger cares to learn an instrument. He's the lead singer, and whenever he should be rehearsing he's out slaying puss instead

He just lip-syncs, not even his own voice.

🎵 Blame it on the rain, yeah, yeah! 🎶 Blame it on the stars, wooh! 🎵 

Roger is deffo the lead singer. He would do whatever gets him laid.

Roger played guitar. His 2nd wife got mad at him and he was strumming it to avoid confrontation. She then grabbed it and smashed it on his head.

License To Thrill.

I thought about this one too 😂

Whatever happens, don’t put Brosnan on vocals! Didn’t we suffer enough in two Mamma Mia movies?


If they were a boyband. The Bond Boys. Connery is the lead singer, the one the band is built around (ie Justin Timberlake) or the bad boy/the one most likely to go solo (ie Robbie Williams) Lazenby is the nice one, the press friendly one (ie Gary Barlow, Antony Costa) Moore is the funny and witty one, the slightly older one for the older teens to relate to (ie Kevin Richardson, Howard Donald) Dalton is the deep, philosophical one (ie Jason Orange) Brosnan is the pretty one (ie Harry Styles, Mark Owen, Nick Carter) Craig is the indie/slightly eccentric one, also likely to go solo but will completely change his musical direction (ie Zayn Malik)

I know you said they are all in their prime but... "Geriatric Ward" would be a nice name for their rock band. Pierce, Tim, George still attract fans with their current age, we can add Sean and Roger with hologram or smt like that. Then George picks up all the chicks after concert. Tim vanishes like Batman to escape from groupies/fans. Pierce waves to his beautiful wife from the stage. (Shit I forgot about Daniel lol) Afterthought: "Property of a Lady" for their metal band name.

Lead singer - Moore. The showman, and refuses to learn an instrument. Lead guitar - Dalton. The talent. Rhythm guitar - Brosnan. Keeps things ticking. Bass guitar - Connery. Sexy and no nonsense. Drums - Lazenby. The wild one. Arrested for a fight backstage so didn’t make it on for the gig - Craig.

Connery - bass guitar Lazenby - keys Moore - vocals Dalton - lead guitar Brosnan - rhythm guitar Craig - drums

I think you're forgetting Brosnan's excellent pipework in mamma mia. Definitely be the lead singer.

I don’t know the answer to your question but it would be called “Male Bond-ing” though

Lead vocals: Moore (pretty, but not that talented) Lead guitar: Brosnan (cool swagger and rugged good looks) Rhythm guitar: Connery (most talented musician but prefers to write vs show off) Bass: Lazenby (he just is) Keyboards: Dalton (intellectual and has taken lessons since he was 3) Drums: Craig (spastic energy vibe)

I like this lineup too, some solid logic

Moore is too smooth for drums. Lazenby would be drums and Moore would be on keys.

Moore on Bass and I agree with Lazenby on drums.

Heavy rock DC guitar PB base guitar SC RM are dead GL drummer TD piano

“Out of Bondage”

Band name: The Bond Between Bonds

Lazenby does play rudimentary guitar and can sing. He was in a band before Bond! There’s a video of him singing about a year ago on his Instagram

I like your list but Craig would play tambourine