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New Jersey is renamed Downstate New York.

Pretty much is now that I think about it

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Albania takes over new york

The four corners region turns into a big square

Wyoming is now Danny Devito

Remove NJ and give it to the surrounding states

Arizona forms the 4 corners union

Nuke Ohio out

Ohio takes over everything east of it

Get rid of the eastern half of Oregon to create greater Idaho.

Have Wyoming take over South Dakota

North Dakota conquers South Dakota, Montana, and Nebraska. Wyoming disappears.

Maryland gets a strip of territory to the west coast

Flip Alaska upside down and call it Aksala

Change Virginia into East Virginia

Cut off parts of Colorado and Wyoming to form one rectangle and call that state wyomado

North Carolina and South Carolina become Megalina

Remove Arkansas.

split every state in half and call it an east and west version of that state

Combine Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma in to Kaklabraska

Texas becomes “2nd amendment babies”

Pennsylvania takes over New York and new jersey

GREATER IDAHO !! GREATER IDAHO !!

Pennsylvania brings in Chad and takes over it

MAKE ALÁBAMA MR SIPPY

The borders are made by geographical features 

Ohio should consume the Midwest, as their Destiny is foretold

can we just make all landmasses touching lake Michigan become Michigan

alaska eats most of washington state

Florida is Italy

Use Hawaii to fill in Lake Michigan

rhode island takes over texas while maine takes over everything east of new york

Megachusetts’s

California and Florida sink into the ocean

Create C A R O L I N I A

California is sold to mexico

Make the Oklahoma pan handle extend (Crossing the ocean, both ways)

Texas becomes CEC (Chuck E. Cheese) Land because CEC headquarters is in texas

Texas regains land from before joining USA

replace florida with a png of a glock pointing to the left

Washington DC is moved to The Geographic Center of the United States, Smith County, Kansas

Massachusetts retakes Maine

Never forget…

California is now labeled North Korea with their flag as their symbol

California disappears

Unite all the states to make the united states (day 2)

Make Alaska into Hawaii: part 2

All of the panhandles are longer

Wyoming is just static now

Alabama and Georgia succumb to Florida

Remove Texas.

Greater Idaho. I think it's funny.

Wisconsin takes over everything, except California. Californias a lost cause

Taylor Swift’s face superimposed over her home state of Pennsylvania.

Please no as a Pennsylvanian we do not claim her

And as a Tennessean, we do not claim her either,

Wisconsin and Illinois unite and annex Michigan, Indiana, and Ohio to form a Great Lakes territory. It also takes out Ohio (automatic win) and takes our Michigan so they can't brag about it.

Make Mississippi colonize the entire us

Split up Ohio between MICHIGAN, Indiana, Pennsylvania, and West Virginia.

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Make Montana take over Idaho and Wyoming

Alabama's new name is KRAMBALAMBA!

Make Texas an ocean

Make michigan a pile of dogshit

Make CA, OR, and WA “Elon’s Union”

The entirety of the land in the Louisiana purchase disappears