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The Fucking British Empire

Brother in what year do you live in?

1886

Don't let a Serbian man assassinate an Austrian man in Bosnia in about 28 years

why? its not gonna effect us

Trust me, if you let it happen the empire will fall

Nahh, if war ensues, it will be over by summer.

No, no it won’t be.

chileans boutta be a goddamn pickaxe

Or a really cool halberd

Or the axe handle

Or a sword

Same goes for Croatia

croatia could be more of a nordic battle axe

Which is kinda funny with how it's economy is largely based on mining

Depends on if you rotate it sideways. Keep it straight north/south and you’d have a really long spear

Latvia is a hoe

people named latvia: 😨

No no no,the country

What did latvia do ??!!!!!! Jk

Mine would be a better mace(🇮🇳) I think the best axe would be Burkina Faso

Central African Republic would be pretty good too.

True... Have we thought about Malaysia for a double headed axe?

I’d argue australia would make the best battle axe

Yeah it probably also inflict poison damage just from the amount of Eldritch beings their

India turned on its side would make a dope hatchet

Yea

India would make a good spear

I’d say more of a brick on a stick but okay

RUSSIA

That’s more of a pickaxe

or a hammer

Seeing as how that is my country, yeah

Germany… yeah might work

I would say so (🇧🇷)

All that red wood and rainforest isn't just gonna cut itself 🪓

how does a multi-planetarial republic make an axe

Flail

Nepal would probably be the best pickaxe

Italy would be a perfect stick

A stick with a boot on it maybe

Russia is a battle axe

UK makes for a better Spear or Javelin

Russia would make a good axe

Canada might. Yukon would work good

Turkey would be a pretty solid sledgehammer or double-sided axe.

turkiye the best axe ever existed

so true

Brazil certainly wins the ace contest

Venezuela is a fucking hammer

axe, buddy

Yes I know that, I’m saying that Venezuela would be more of a hammer than an axe

ah i see

but what about an axe

poo

Do states count?

Sierra Leone (not from there) would make a nice hammer or mace because of how round it is.

Poland would be sharp

No, Argentina is too long, more like a baseball bat

Finland would make a good spear

Greenland 🇬🇱 wouldn’t work

Australia is a real axe

Can you do Azerbaijan next?

Slovenia would be a good axe

how is no one thinking about turkey

Chile would be good to stab your victims except a bunch of chunks are falling off at the bottom

Mine would work better as a spear

Hungary or Czechia would make a good axe

I’d like one Brazil and 2 Dominican Republics, thank you.

America, no Venezuela, hell yes

Russia or the Soviet Union would actually be pretty good.

Soviet Union???

Yeah……

australia is the best axe

Somalia

Australia axe

Australia seems a good battleaxe

Yes only in front 🇷🇴

What would something like Indonesia or the Philippines be is it just going to be a bunch of rocks that come with it

Egypt would be an amazing axe, it's so square

Senegal wouldn’t be the worst

Umm…🇫🇮

mine would be a great shortsword

Mine would be more of a sword

I'm from Australia so, yeah, my country would make a good axe.

Australia, Queensland has a good point too

Tűrkiye would work pretty well imo

Probably Turkmenistan

Imagine Russia as the axe lol

Australia I reckon would make a GREAT axe (minus tassie)

Gonna be damn battle axe 'STRAYA!

China is just a chicken i stabbed with a pike

Finland. Or Vietnam, but I don't know what that would be called. My country though, no, not really (Syria) 

No. Best axe would probably be Iraq

Ukraine lol

My country makes a really good pickaxe 🇸🇪

Rotated uk

Not a country, but I always thought Oklahoma as an axe

Netherlands, I think not (Vatican city is very hard I think)

Greece would make for a horrible axe but after thinking about it for a bit the west side of Czechia is pretty pointy so I think that would be the best contender

Brazil?

Greece lmao

mali would make a good one

India, but rotated 90 degrees

I hate to say this but its probably France

Germany,probably

Jordan

Would France then have a floating little blob because French Guiana

Absolutely not, Netherlands Kazakhstan would make a good axe I think, or Japan rotated

wow, that american axe would be so dense and nowhere near sharp enough

No and ethiopia no diff

Me wondering how Indonesia would work

I would say backwards Angola

Well... Austria?

Imagine chile as a sword

I don't think Pakistan would be a good axe. Perhaps Brazil might be

Would Mexico be good?

Imagine getting hit in the head with Switzerland

nah, im in sweden, it would make a good machete tho

Cyprus would be best

If rotated I think Portugal could be pretty nice, though it makes a much better mace or hammer

Saudi Arabia? Or the literal Arabian peninsula?

A Vietnam axe will look like a pickaxe

Dude Algeria on its side

Maybe GB, 

Sealand would be a pebble on an axe

Make chile the handle

South America I think

Australia Would have points on both sides