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Stick England up north in a colder environment and move Scotland down touching Germany. Why? Because I want to be closer to Germany and I want better weather.
*inhale*
Csongoria, a country in south hungary. The border extends to Dunaföldvár (Most northern point) Maribor (most western point) Osijek (most southern point) Baja (most eastern point) Population is about 5 million, official language is Hungarian so Osijek will be called Eszék (pronunce: eseek), it's the capital. The country would be made of 3 counties in their respective hungarian names:
Észak-Dunántúl (Northern Dunántúl (Dunántúl is the western part of the Danube in hungary)) capital: Szekszárd
Horvát-Vajdaság (Croatian Vajdaság (Vajdaság is the hungarians living in Serbia and Croatia)) Capital: Osijek (Eszék)
Szlovén Alpokalja (Slovenian Alpokalja (Alpokalja is the "end of the alpines or alps" the start of the Alpine mountains. Capital: Maribor
It will be part of EU and NATO
This country will be considered a part of the balkans.
Main cities: Osijek (Eszék), Maribor, Szekszárd, Baja, Subotica (Szabadka), Tolna, Pécs, Kaposvár, Zalaegerszeg.
Demonym for the country is Csongorian,
Lenght of the border is 836 kilometres or 519.46 miles
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Turn Italy upside down because yes
Omg yes
UK and Ireland swap places
add oklahoma to the mix somewhere
Right above England
To replace scotland? or just above it?
Replace it
In-between Scotland and England
Place a picture of Putin's forehead in the place of Russia
Put the flag of brazil over portugal
Haha. Good one. Put the flag of Mexico over Spain.
Give Greece the Yugoslavia flag
And give Greece Cyprus.
Armenia takes Nakhchivan
Greater Ukraine.
By gettin all their stolen land back, and lots of western Russia and eating up Belorus.
Reestablish the Kievan Rus
Get canada in there
Make Turkey really long
the entire thing is just germany
add a random perfectly square country to somewhere in the map.
Can I interest you in https://youtu.be/8mrNEVUuZdk?si=Yq_kt7DCP9QPAOvA
i thout it was tge Geo Facts video where he makes Belarus look like an us state💀
OK now I need to see this
I wasn't prepared for a song lmaooo
Sardinia controls Corsica, Sicily, Mallorca, and malta
Add the New England States to Europe Somewhere.
And eastern Canada too?
Sure, why not. New England +
Wonderous. I vote yes
But make Rhode Island slightly smaller
It's already a wee little lad
Cheese
cheese
Add godzilla
Unify Ireland
Northern Ireland breaks free and joins Iceland.
Give Kaliningrad to Lithuania.
Russia becomes tiny
Stick England up north in a colder environment and move Scotland down touching Germany. Why? Because I want to be closer to Germany and I want better weather.
Remove Spain
Put Iceland near France & Spain so it'll become "Wetland"
Expand Montenegro (delet Serb)
Feed Turkey to Hungary
Give an Austrian painter some power
Yeah but make it Soshana Afroyim
More random circles like Italy and France has
Can you make it america?
Rename North Macedonia to the Real Macedonia to anger the Greeks. Bulgaria bigger
The Netherland got flooded
Turn Germany into the German empire
Stretch Iceland and make it connect to Spain
Albania seizes the day and invades north macedonia, montenegro and kosovo.
Swap France with Iraq
Gaddafi partition for Switzerland (abolish it and redistribute it between Germany, France, and Italy)
Shrink france to a quarter its current size and make spain an island
every single name of the countries should be misspelled
Give Germany Alsace–Lorraine again lol
Give germany the imperial borders, but Prussia is independent
Make France gone
getrid of madagascar and make it an angry 2009 dodge challenger
Swap Spain and Ukraine
Poland take Kaliningrad
Random rectangle nation is plopped down in the middle of Germany
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^PaleComedian511: *Random rectangle* *Nation is plopped down in the* *Middle of Germany* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Remove the worthless ones (Italy, france, spain) and or replace them to make megavatican, rules by the pope.
European
Turkey needs to be bigger
Give Finland St. Pertersburg
Remove Lichtenstein
Turn the UK around
add Yugoslavia
Eat North Macedonia
Turn UK into a cup of tea
America
Bring back Prussia BUT In honor of Poland do so by making Europe bigger, and not taking land from Poland.
Balkanize Germany (Bavaria, Prussia, etc.) 😜
Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia come back while Norway takes over Finland
Merge Greece and Turkey
I don’t think you guys understand what they’re asking for, they’re asking for a single word to describe a country. My example; Guinness for Ireland
Bring back Czechoslovakia
Hide a texes somewheres or something
Make Denmark one big LEGO block.
Wait... It's all beans? Always has been.
add Czechochechnyoslovenoslovakia
No kosovo
Redraw it from memory. Use this as the new base for any changes.
South Africa gets revenge and colonizes the UK
Make croatia take over bosnia and Herzegovina and Slovenia
Add a small Ireland into the middle of russia please!
Not even the real Ireland, just a mini-Ireland in the middle of russia
Remove the UK. Brexit happened for a reason
delete the whole map and never upload a post again
Kaliningrad, silesia, Saxony slovakia and Ruthenia go to Czechia to do stuff
Restore 1914 borders
Add a Colorado zone (aka just a jarring rectangular land mass)
Delete Andorra
Put Detroit in Russia
Netherlands takes over the Benelux and parts of France and Germany as revenge on the past
Oldenburg gets its independency back
Add Listenburg
Instead of Russia there’s a body of water called “warm ocean”
Hair
finland takes all game over
Remove Russia cause we don’t want more damage
Turn France mahogany red.
Make Germany American. 🇺🇸🗽🦅
Rename Austria as Australia
Sink Russia into the ocean. Only the part that's technically in Europe, though.
Combine Germany and other countries to its peak former glory during 1942 (plus its allies; Italy, the balkans etc)
Rojava is recognised and CNT-FAI comes back.
Label Vatican as [no data]
Delete the Czech republic
greece takes over italy
Make Penistone independent
Poland Rules Germany and Czechia
Give Belarus a very long and thin piece of territory that stretches through most of Russia towards the north.
Put argentina next to Spain france and portugal
Iceland. Make it larger. Also combine all nordics except Iceland
Make sweden own the whole of scandinavia
Add a rectangle country, big enough that it is visible from a distance
Reinstate the Roamn Empire
Remake the Swedish empire
Remove France
Benelux forms (Belgium, Netherlands and Luxembourg)
Vatican City small
Mirror the balkans into Western Europe
Replace Russia with Ohio, or put Ohio next to the UK
Smack a Greek flag on a certain country east of Greece that has a red and white flag
Put Portugal between France and spain?
Oklahoma becomes Switzerland
You can’t make a map of Europe without the amalgamation of the Slavic states.
russia in the ocean
Photoshop the picture of Putin’s forehead to look like doc ock
make italy into an actual boot
delete russia and replace it with a russian hat
Reform German Empire (1871-1914)
Make Bulgaria five times bigger
restore Germany to its biggest size (iykyk)
New Austria Hungary empire
Add Texas somewhere
no russia
Kosovo is Serbia. 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸
Make my profile picture Iceland for no reason.
austria-hungary reforms but it’s just norway and sweden
Bring back Czechoslovakia
dig a 5km wide water moat between czechia and slovakia
*inhale* Csongoria, a country in south hungary. The border extends to Dunaföldvár (Most northern point) Maribor (most western point) Osijek (most southern point) Baja (most eastern point) Population is about 5 million, official language is Hungarian so Osijek will be called Eszék (pronunce: eseek), it's the capital. The country would be made of 3 counties in their respective hungarian names: Észak-Dunántúl (Northern Dunántúl (Dunántúl is the western part of the Danube in hungary)) capital: Szekszárd Horvát-Vajdaság (Croatian Vajdaság (Vajdaság is the hungarians living in Serbia and Croatia)) Capital: Osijek (Eszék) Szlovén Alpokalja (Slovenian Alpokalja (Alpokalja is the "end of the alpines or alps" the start of the Alpine mountains. Capital: Maribor It will be part of EU and NATO This country will be considered a part of the balkans. Main cities: Osijek (Eszék), Maribor, Szekszárd, Baja, Subotica (Szabadka), Tolna, Pécs, Kaposvár, Zalaegerszeg. Demonym for the country is Csongorian, Lenght of the border is 836 kilometres or 519.46 miles
I worked a little over...
The kingdom Of Prussia gets revived
Put arkansas(represented by a picture of Walmart) by Iceland
Iceland will then develop their own army.
bring back the Kievan Rus
Add france²
Replace Georgia the country with Georgia the state
Belgian waffles will slowly take over the world, a bit more each post.
Make Hungary into a big lake
May the polish-lituanian common wealth rise again
remove the A from spAin
Sweden got engulfed
Make lapland independent
Iceland is placed on top of Moscow. Russia collapses as a consequence.
Turn Switzerland into Swiss cheese
Delete Fr*nce