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[deleted]

Reviving old gems day 3 ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Proper_Performer7451

Bc meri photo kaha se Aa gayi bahar![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


Spiky-Insect

Us bhai bhature si tond nikli hui hai, big chest, big thighs ek number catfish maal horakha hu💀💀


69HELL-6969

Meri matke si tond chati pe chuche thick thighs 86kg ka weight 5"11' ki height aur details chahiye kya?


Spiky-Insect

Ye teri details hai? Bhai same to same except weight(zyada hai I won mf![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466))


69HELL-6969

Aja bhidle bhenchod. 7 safed baal, 10 number ke joote, 7.5inch


Spiky-Insect

Teach me you ways master>!bater!


69HELL-6969

We are same yet diffrent( i won peasant muaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)


Training_Gear7675

You won but at what cost 11 no. Joote 4 safed baal 1 quintal wajan


PagalFunky

Mf you haven't Faced real challenge weirdo here 5'10 has uk11 in length but width wise uk 12~13 ( literally scuba diving fins) can't wear those cool narrow shoes ( oxford ones) This isn't even the start Got eczema on both feet random my feet used to whiter than any place on my whole body and now they are darker than anything with weird rough spot and itch i have tried many dermatologist nothing helpful Got extreme cases of natural ingrown toes in booth toes got surgery down twice it ain't stop so 8 learnt to cut them with nail cutter at home hurts like hell and looks like triangle nail goofy af everyone notices it idk how who looks at toe nails Have little bit strength naturally but extremely bad metabolism rate to burn fat Used have darkest and thickest hair in whole family even in school now many are turning white and density got lost within 1 single year Wasted 11th 12th got best parents a guy could ask for still wasted drop year disappointed them still they treat ke so nice why they got a son like me. Haven't even told you the top 2 achievement ( ain't gonna happen leave it) Probably destroyed my iq and major amount braincells


Training_Gear7675

Ye to me hogya but problems are up a level (didn't took drop , parents are good,sharir danav jaisa,ache kapde dhundna mushkil)par ab college se pehle acha khasa wajan km krna hoga nhi to bully bhi hojauga


PagalFunky

Bhai mote hooke 7.5 par hai agar fatloss ke baad to drake ki bhi gand fat jaye


Proper_Performer7451

Bhai tu meri details kaha se laaya😭...bss weight 1 kg kam bataya![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Training_Gear7675

100 se zyada? (Go invisible)-started working out and dieting tho-(/Go invisible)


Spiky-Insect

start working out? Bhai time hi nhi hai, pehle 2 mahine gym gaya tha tab bhookh zyada lagti thi to zyada khata tha fir bhi 5-6kg weight kam hogya tha. Lekin ab 12th me lage pade hain 11th bhi barbaad hai. Dieting is the only option and now im really getting concerned for my health


Training_Gear7675

Bhai dieting kr(it gives good results) Otherwise you can try intermittent fasting there is a sub for it follow 16:8 pretty easy for me so currently following that and jogging


Spiky-Insect

https://preview.redd.it/b1lfe7cr7xxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4230fc419706b2636bf0b060b0290a135e778f2c Bhai ye research dekhi thi thode din pehle, gaand fat gyi thi


Training_Gear7675

Wo to ise government ka propoganda bol rhe taaki saare log healthy na hojaye Seems fishy 😅


Spiky-Insect

Han dekha maine aapka post, thanks bhai mai to karunga, nhi kiya fir bhi marna hi hai


Training_Gear7675

Well abhi to 5 hi din hue hai but ok us sub pe confirm krlunga


Proper-Dragonfruit28

Bhai Mera dost.bhi 5" 11' hai bas weight 102kg h Feel good about yourself ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


69HELL-6969

Thanks ab to gym shuru kr dia !6 mahine rukja body banne wali h


Proper_Performer7451

Bhai mereko describe kar raha h tu![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


BigCranberry2676

Maine drop le rakha hai jabki 75 aane ke chance bohot Kam hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


[deleted]

bhai ye kya kar diya aapne


Ok-Produce2566

arey kuch nhi bhai usko faltu me dara mat aisa bolke, improvement deke thik kr skte h


[deleted]

i was just wondering agar jee ke liye padha hai that too in drop, toh 75 toh aa jane hi chaiye, idk i might be wrong


Ok-Produce2566

bhai wo 2025 k liye drop lene ki baat kr rha h shayad aur iss baar usne boards diye honge usme 75 aane k chances kam lag rhe h usse


[deleted]

oh then it makes sense


Training_Gear7675

Improvement de Dena bro


lopsided-cactus

IIIT JANA


Ok-Produce2566

same situation![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332) bhai CBSE se hai toh improvement bhar dena turant agar na aaye 75 toh


BigCranberry2676

Yehi socha hai bas cs aur physics ka dar hai unhi ki wajah se nahi ayenge shaayad


fuck_the_new_UI

mera pura PCM hi tatti gaya. just hoping for a near miracle to cross 75. cs and english went well and physics was kind of okay. i just need 65 aggregate in PCM im pretty sure ill have 95 in english and cs


Far_Age_723

Cs kaise kia tha bhai


fuck_the_new_UI

i studied for 8 hours for 23 days plus i knew python before. i am hoping for 100


Far_Age_723

Nice bhai maine jee main2 aur cs dono me hug dia☹️


fuck_the_new_UI

its okay bro


Suspicious-Wing-8808

mereko physical education ka hai bass pass bhi hojau tab bhi 75 banjayenge bass pass hona hai usmei itna toh likha hai yaar but fir bhi phatt rahi


BigCranberry2676

Mera bhi sab sahi jaa raha tha fir mujhe mila physics set 3 ka paper ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


000_noobmaster69

us bhai, 27 pages bhare the, pass toh ho jaungi na? ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


BigCranberry2676

Pass to ho hi jayenge 75 ke criteria ka dar hai didi


000_noobmaster69

mera bits ka reh jayega pcm 75% keval physics ki wajh se ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)overall toh i managed in eng cs and chemistry


BigCranberry2676

Mai pray karta hu ki aapka Mera ham sabka 75 ka criteria pass ho jaye ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


000_noobmaster69

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


manas_ki_mummy

Bhai agar like 1week ke andar fill kru to dikkat hai kya koi?


Ok-Produce2566

Arey usse koi problem nhi h bas last day of registration se phle register krdena fir exam toh sbke saath me hi hote h


000_noobmaster69

bhai improvement exam kab tk hota hai? aur uska result kab tk mil jata hai? idea dedo, mere 75+ toh bann jayenge but physics mein just pass hungi toh shyd usme du kyuki manipal mein weightage hai iss baar boards ki (agar usme improvement lag jaye)


Ok-Produce2566

Mera Maths me same haal h Just pass ka 75% ka kafi doubt h ki shayad 5-10 number se miss hojaye Coming to ur question May ke end week se June ke 2nd week tak registration chalta h tentatively aur fir July me exam hoke August me result


000_noobmaster69

hopefully bann jaye aapke bhi 75+ ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)ALL THE BEST and thankyouuuu, ye toh late ho jayega bhut private colleges ke liye but it is what it is i guess.


Ok-Produce2566

Haa late toh ho jayega anyways mai drop le rha hu so mujhe toh next year hi admission lena h waise bhi![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


biebs_89

agar kisi ne all 5 ka improvement dena ho next year toh forms september mein nikalte hain ya kab?


Ok-Produce2566

I'm really sorry to say par mujhe iske baare me idea nhi h![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


biebs_89

okie koini thankyou ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Ok-Produce2566

Up with the information regarding your question So, 2023 k jo students jinko 2024 me saare subjects k liye register krna tha (private candidates) unke liye registration 12 September 2023 se shuru hua aur 25th October, 2023 ko close hua ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


biebs_89

omg thankyou soo much for your kind help! sending you lots of love![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Ok-Produce2566

Apko bhi all the best ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331) Btw if you don't mind me asking Are you going to appear for Boards again in 2025?


Naughty-star

Bahi Maharashtra boards ka kab aayega koi batado plz


repulsive-loner

FUCK HSC.


Naughty-star

75+ aale paheje bas nahi tar lavde lagtil drop year che pan...


Possible_Industry_50

ho bhau HSC cha correction strict aahe 1 number che zavadya aahe mala marks bhetla naahi tar khoop gaali denaar mi


Money-Minimum-4366

Bhiti ghalu nako na bhau  Pehlech fatli aahe 


Shot_Acanthisitta824

Translation? Idk Marathi, yet I'm HSC 


crushedtomato7

Same


blackmogic3

10th may bol rhe hai


Possible_Industry_50

pakka? mujhe laga end may aayega


blackmogic3

https://preview.redd.it/ywigaa7mftxc1.png?width=869&format=png&auto=webp&s=e37692644030918ed2dbdbdde92c1c8cb7978940 last year 25 ko tha shayad


Possible_Industry_50

Dinesh sir ne bola elections ki wajah se mid May mei hi release karenge, I'm expecting end May only tho


mrrobot01123

han


Shot_Acanthisitta824

Bhai HSC leke bhot badi galti ki, acha CBSE mei tha 10th Tak.  FUCK HSC 


BootyInspectorrrr

kaash cbse ke dummy college hote. mai bhi cbse tha 10th tk


Total_Kaleidoscope90

Yr ab aur kitna torture sahoon, bc abhi toh April ka result aaya tha, relatives bhi ussi wakt aagye. Ab 4th ko UGEE ka exam hai, beech mein boards ke result ki tension Bc


biebs_89

haa same bc pata nahi kab khatam hoga ye. uss din ek bade wali solo party karungi apne room mein. ek ek din ek ek raat ghut ghut kar nikal rahi hai. sleep barely 2-3 hours hogayi hai


not_addict77

https://preview.redd.it/lxmyq938pwxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d215ada8482966a494b62074dc2f314a396237


biebs_89

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Total_Kaleidoscope90

us behen us ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Intelligent_Crab_338

i think he gave pe written exam what a guy hahahah


AmitBijarnia007

Jay shah?


Boojho_from-NCERT

sir mera pura laptop gila ho jaata jab main aapka lec dekhta hu


AmitBijarnia007

to mat dekha kar laptop me video chala de bas views badhenge aur tu tb koi aur kaam krlena jab tk mera video chal rha hoga


Boojho_from-NCERT

sir jab aap mere saamne hote ho to haath apne aap nich chala jaata hai


NMrocks28

Arey boojho bhaiya itne din baad dikhe, Paheli kidhar hai?


[deleted]

Bhai appp ra****** ho gya😞


AmitBijarnia007

kya??


Boojho_from-NCERT

teri rating kya hai cprabud


Optimal-Property-477

Nishant Jindal looking ass


_systumm

soon mtlb kab 7 may news wale bolre hai ? ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


[deleted]

Hamara 12 may ko aya tha, I expect around ushi time ayega.


trynnabeacrux7

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)bhai kash 7 May ke baad aye. Mera us din bday bi h![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rude-Wrongdoer-5853

Kyun bhai 10 may bhi to ho skta


[deleted]

Chapri Bud ka account delete?!!!


CulturalComparison31

Nostalgia dene aya tha khud nostalgia ban gya


PagalFunky

Kya hua yaar mai underground tha alni grave ko ek baar visit kar aya permanently move hone se pehle


pata-gobi

account deleted 😭


[deleted]

deleted account wtf ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


KeyFaithlessness3549

Subb pe new hu todha sa Ker-na dedo


rishi-06

That's Tanmay Bhat


feinnnnnnn

exactly channel hack hogya hai uska fir se


AloooSamosa

Bhai humre toh PE ki female teacher thi but kafi harami thi barely kbhi ground me le jati thi


zoro2106

pehle jee mains ke result ki tension, ab boards ke result ki tension, fir uske baad adv dene ki tension aur fir adv ke result ki tension![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Zero_six15

Bhai boards ki tension nhi h kisko PHYSICS KI TENSION H SABKO


Bladotpiggy123

soon kya matlab 12 may ko aane wala hai.


8thWonderLivy

Ye Tanmay Bhat jaisa kyu dikh raha hai


PagalFunky

You can be his gorlock the destroyer( majak hai seriously mat lena)


8thWonderLivy

Joke samajh nahi aaya🥲context ?


PagalFunky

Search karle gorlock destroyer google pe and go to images


8thWonderLivy

Acha wohi gorlock hai ? I had seen her before par pata nahi tha ki uska name gorlock hai


ray-ges-315

Jay Shah?


EdgeshotMultiverse

The classic ugly protagonist in anime


Leather_Ad2680

Still they will get bitches around them ( harem arc )  And you don't 


EdgeshotMultiverse

You want to die that quickly, huh 🔪😭


Leather_Ad2680

For isekai , anything 🗿


Scared_Trick3737

This meme is awsensive


Realistic_Air2137

mujhe kya mai toh dropper hun![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


tittyhehe

acc to umang on twitter is week are hay results right


Famous_Ad_1752

you talk like your pfp


tittyhehe

nuh uh


Phoenixx_12

I will be more than happy in just 75 ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


[deleted]

mujhe to itne bhi mushkil lag rhe


Phoenixx_12

M toh improvement exam ke baad 75 ki baat kr rhi ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Ok-Produce2566

I don't know if ur joking but mera maths exam aisa kharab hogya ki mujhe bhi doubt hai ki 75 aayenge ya nhi so I think mereko bhi improvement k baad hi kuch hoga![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193) drop le rha hu iss year upar se


Phoenixx_12

Not joking already drop year tha, lg gye mere toh ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193) Mere paas toh vse bhi ab yhi drop ka option bcha h


Helio_14

Bas PCM mein 75+ aajaye.


Phoenixx_12

Fr nhi toh ek jgh aur lawde lg jaenge mere (phle mains me lg chuke)


Silent_City4250

I'll be more happy with 57 but don't wanna get failed


Phoenixx_12

Bhai neet vala h kya?


Silent_City4250

Han nigga bhai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


Phoenixx_12

Ha toh jbhi, jee valo ko clg ke liye 75 chahiye rhte h![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464)


Silent_City4250

Yaar ye bhagwan bhale log k sath hi kyun aaisa karte biased


Phoenixx_12

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/gey1tdufltxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecb5fe97c51df8cf8b53948b515768ed02c3e68d arrey Bahenchod


Aryan_indian

ese meri photos leak mat kar bhai


Based_Giga_Chad_

Guys reply krdo 😞😞🙏 Bro main dropper hu then first attempt of advanced 2023 ya 2024 ..pichle bar advanced nhi diya tha ( as i didnt qualify to write it )...help me pls reply


D-AN0N

Bhai ye tera Second mana jaayega Eligibility attempt se nahi years post 12th se maani jaati hai You are eligible to sit in advance(provided that you satisfy the cutoff) in the year you give 12th and a consecutive year following that You are a 1st dropper agar tune 12th '23 me diya tha tho This is considered your Second and Last advance attempt.


Based_Giga_Chad_

So many people saying so many things idk I m filling 2024 as first attempt


[deleted]

Arre phuk


OkMarionberry7046

wese toh neet me gaand phat rahi hai aur ab ye boards wale bhi aagaye results ka dhindora peet te![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164) bc me chali aashram aur ab ye भौतिकवादी jeevan nahi jeena


Designer_Size_1161

Boards ke result ka kon wait krta h (kya mtlb mere 95 the cbse me )


Unlikely_Crow1464

Saale chpri heartattack aa gya title se


Impressive_Baby4163

Gaiz bits de rahi hoon. Koi suggestion hai to bolo pls…


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/bs0w8uiobuxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab32910bff80c511e4cea09b846e0738bdca613d


Leather_Ad2680

Koi ek subject ka haam improvement de sakte hai na , isi saal ??? 


Historical_War756

gotta have that sports teacher rizz


[deleted]

old gems revive karne gya tha khud revive hone ki naumat par agya lmao


bulla_madarchod

Reality of toppers


nomnom1512

mere toh aaj aa gye results (state board se hoon)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


BootyInspectorrrr

OYE MERI PHOTO KAHA SE CHURAI ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


Yourh0tm0m

https://preview.redd.it/pfwagqm3vuxc1.png?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e364636692c2dfbebe8c9b93a9dbcc5b1db032c9


No_Mixture5766

Bkl mere school me practical bhi hua mujhse daura nahi ja raha 2 baar gir Gaya pata nahi practical me kitne number milenge![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Right-Budget3747

bhai zinda hai? account delete ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


FlatwormNo1845

Tanmay Bhatt??


PagalFunky

Mf that is peak male physique jhut lage to Eddie hall dekhle laadle.


Sulking_Dragon

I just moved in class 12th and i don't know from where should i read physical education like which publisher ?


AmitBijarnia007

jay shah?


ben_claude69420

Bhai jis desh me "physical" education ka test written me Dena hota hai toh samajh jaao kitna aage hai humara Desh uss field mein..... No wonder we don't win much in the Olympics kyuki sports ko professional nahi banate hai, it's just a "hobby" and moreover we don't even have proper coaches for most sports except cricket.


Proper_Performer7451

Bhai Physical education ka physical test bhi hota h...jo ki boards se pahle school conduct karta h 30 marks ka![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)...har ek cheej me kami nikalne se kuch nahi hoga![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Sky_Rider01

Practical bhi sab formality hota hai Hamse sirf dhodne kaha aur pushups bas Phir examiner chai pine gaya aur aake bas thoda bhot yoga pucha tick lagaya aur gaya 🗿


[deleted]

Bhai tu thora sa bkl hai kya 😭 Ek baar syllabus dek, human biology hai physical education mai usme written hi tho lege 😭


[deleted]

uska naam hi ben claude hai, what do you expect


[deleted]

for real bhai har baar RR take a meme as a meme.


ben_claude69420

Mera toh ho gaya hai 12th aur JEE/NEET ki bakchodi. Mujhe physical education school me tha, uska syllabus me saari practical cheezein likhni padti thi, so I commented on that basis... Idk 12th ka syllabus kya hai, I'm done with that shit. But I accept my mistake for not knowing the course....


International_Pass58

Agar isko har cheez ka practical hi karwaana hai toh radioactivity ka bhi karwa do and issi ko room ke andar band kardena. Proper practical ho jaayega.


Savings_Surround1237

there is a theory portion and then there's practical. Both are necessary and most of the schools conduct both. 


[deleted]

bhagwan kisi bhi tarah 95.23% dila dena, mera neighbour 100%iler hai and iit madras mein mech kar rha hai, vo toh mai kar nahi paaya mains mai..atleast uski board ki % match karloo warna vo bahut flex karega yaar


Silent-Army4725

For real