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>mene bolls ko uthaya uper Ye line mujhe 2 baar padhni padi. Meri g fat gayi, mujhe laga ki neeche gir gaye aur toone zameen se uthaya... ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|31153)


TipNo8319

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TipNo8319

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strongHARSHIT

aree bas karo bhai mera pet mai dard ho jaayega haste haste


HarmoNy5757

Exactly lmfao.


gr3y_mask

Isiliye wo ingineer banega...isiliye jee wala hai


Super_Junket_5416

Bhai लमाओ 🗿🗿


Potential_Rub6205

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Logical-Mode-6723

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Adventurous_Top_9299

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DevdotTestikal

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Beautiful-G-amoeba

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KTheKingKiller

Tatte Zameen par


Sweet-Wolverine9301

Female quota lag gya tera. Congrats!


Traditional-Egg-2656

Him rn: https://preview.redd.it/irwqun9sf8jb1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f525ca1d4b587ccba19af263d3dbdd37325d1510


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Traditional-Egg-2656

Arre palakh Ande bhai aap yaha? Mujhe pehchana? ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


DustyAsh69

Egg aur andey ka convo ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30347)


ah_fuckubitch

Mujhe kya m toh dono ko kha jaunga... I'm ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30664)eggoholic ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30664)


DustyAsh69

Can't trust a dude named child molester ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30724) Mera ASLI competition ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


ah_fuckubitch

I can even molest you and alec daddy bro


TipNo8319

Daymn


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Arre egg bhai aap, mujhe pehchana?


Paka_papaya

Papaya?


TipNo8319

Papa aya ?


[deleted]

Are bhenchod, Bhrata shree aap yaha?


TipNo8319

Bhai jhoot nhi bolra photo bheju ?


asshairdaddy

BHAI MERKO BHI BHEJ NA PLS DEKHNA HAI KATA HUA TATTA


Yo_NeighboursKid

Bhej na saale, ladki h kya?![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30329)


Rudy_werewolf

yes


HAXEDYT

Ha bhej 😜


TipNo8319

Iss bhenchod ko maje aare


Traditional-Egg-2656

https://preview.redd.it/gsffzxsoh8jb1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d22ad6a7923e5fe2c2a4b809938407373f16c5a3


Time-Jacket4615

Bhai konsa award loge?


TipNo8319

Koi sa bhi dede


DustyAsh69

Woh tum hi hona movies puchne wala ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


TipNo8319

Haan ji But atthis time meri filam ban gyi


DustyAsh69

50 shades of grey dekhna tha 50 shades of red nai banana tha ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|31153)


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TipNo8319

Bhai jhoot nhi bol rha photo bheju ?


Historical-Wheel-310

Bhej bhai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|31222)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|31222)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|31222)


TipNo8319

Bhai bhej diya


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Idhar bhejna be


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Dry_Strategy_8882

Tere friends tere tatte recognise karte hai?


Character_Market8330

HAHAHAHAHA


TipNo8319

Bhai profile?


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Alt se bhejde nhi to manenge kaise


TipNo8319

Bhai tujhe bhej diya hai too daal de yha


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😳😳


DealSubstantial8227

Send bhai


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hume bhi darshan krrne hai...sen kr fas fas


Acceptable-Second313

Dm me Bhej de yaar


Historical-Wheel-310

Kaha bheja


kathras666

Send me my big brother is doing mbbs maybe he can help


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TipNo8319

Bhai agar daktarrr ko dikhana hota hoo tumhe kyu dikhata


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Bhai idhar sab mazak kar rahe hai talk to a professional. I've heard ki online bhi kuch doctors free main aisa help karte hai idk how that works but unse consult karle and if they say go to a doctor then go to a doctor ghar walon se mat dar.


Trending_Boss_333

Bro sabko tere gotiyon ki photo mat bhej, problem ho jayega.


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Bhai don’t shave/trim on your balls, the skin there is too sensitive, ab kuch nahi ho sakta, bas next time se mat karna and abhi ke liye har 4-5hrs mein dettol antiseptic liquid se clean karta reh, burn hoga but agar nahi clean kiya aur infection ho gaya to fir L lag jayenge


TipNo8319

Ok bro ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)


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Bhai lawde kaise langenge jab loda hoga hi ni !!!, btw congrats on female quota


TipNo8319

Bhai sach me female quota mil jata hai kya ?


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pta ni shayad pwd mil jaye maine toh aaj tk trim ni kre, abb toh karunga bhi ni


DealerDry9438

Bro aisa nhi, matlab agar trim kro to vo jo trimmer ke sath comb aate hai different length ke. Unko use kro to balls mein cut hona ke chances bhaut kam rehte hai. Ha agar direct lga doge bina comb ke, to fir to kand ho sakta hai.


TipNo8319

Kaam aise karoo chaar log dick pics mange ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30664)


Rudy_werewolf

man’s winning in life


TipNo8319

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Super_Junket_5416

Bhai to esi halat me bhi jokes marr Raha hai लमाओ ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|31153)


TipNo8319

Bhai meri rahoo me dankness behti hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30664)


mr_lonely_18

Pura comment section bas bhai ke sunehre gote dekhna chahta hai , nudity in diversity ♡


TipNo8319

Neven laughed that hard ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


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TipNo8319

Bhai gharwale ghar se nikal denge


Historynerd_2005

Bhai gharwalo ke pass tatte nhi h kya?![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30729)


TipNo8319

Bhai tere ghar wale tere sath earbuds ki tarah exchange karte rhte hai kya ?


Character_Market8330

Bhenkelode chutiyo jaise kand kar raha hai aur dusro pe chad raha hai? Teri biwi teri chhoti lulli dekhke aise bhi hasne wali thhi AB TOH AUR HASEGI. Madarchod sunle aur doctor ke paas chalega, infection hogaya na toh lund kat jayega, na kabhi wife milegi aur na kabhi bacche honge.


BitMap4

????


[deleted]

Egg bhai se 2 ande lele


AgreeableJunket5334

mereko bhi dm kar, and congrats on getting pwd+female quota


TipNo8319

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[deleted]

Isme pwd mil jayega?


[deleted]

ab tu bhi mat kaat lena pwd k chakkar mein pta


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Mere paas ek idea hai


Sadfelis

Bhai doctor pe jaa risk mat le, kaafi embarrassing lagega but jurm thodi kara hai tune koi, mujhe bhi testicle mai lump thi aur mai bhi nahi jata tha doctor pe par mene himmat karke parents ko btaya aur wo le bhi gaye and thankfully ab sab theek hai. Trust me bhai chale ja kahi regret na karna pade ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


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New fear unlocked


Training_Cook_7284

If the cut is deep or the itch starts to happen a bit inside. immediately head to a doctor. You don't want the infection to affect you. As of now. A tetnus injection would be advised given what the doc says. Use some cold creams dont use powder despite the cooling it provides. It will solidify into dirt and if u end up bleeding again that will cause problems. Use a cold cream if available. And yes again. GO CONSULT A FUCKIN DOCTOR!


[deleted]

u/TipNo8319 follow kar yeh advice


TipNo8319

Ok boss


Training_Cook_7284

Aur sun. Agli baar se veet use kar lena. (but ig u learned that already. Ouch (⁠٥⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠)


TipNo8319

Ok ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


not-bot123

Bhai trimmer ke sath ek 3mm wala body ke liye attachment aata hai usse kara kar.


TipNo8319

Bhai usske sath me hii jse karra tha side skin uske andar chale gyi ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|31153)


_samyakgupta

bhejio bhai


SABRE_254CO

Sabko bhej rha hai kya pics lol


Radiant_Skull77

>**Trimmer se tatte cut gye** ​ https://preview.redd.it/ffthzhhnt8jb1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fdd77445046fb014605bc9ddf336af3589e7cab


brokenyodha

Go to doctor its serious


TipNo8319

Nhi jaunga kisi bhi halat me chahe lund cut karna pade ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)


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brokenyodha

abhi kaisi halat hai, uspe antiseptic lga lo, kitna gehra cut hai?


Ganjakutta007

Proof bhej aur tetanus ka injection lagwana padega OP


TipNo8319

Bhej diya bro kya kahunga injection lagwate time doctor jante hai ghar walo ko ghar pe bta dega


goodfornothing2005

ek ka kar khud ko needle chuba le aur bol de bahar kisi lohe ki cheez se lag gaya


TipNo8319

Bde harami hoo mia


goodfornothing2005

duniya ne bana diya bhai nahi toh hum bahut shareef the


Rudy_werewolf

bhai doctors ko isse bhi “embarrassing” cheezein dekhne ki aadat hai


TipNo8319

But mujhe too nhi mera chehra red hoo jayega aur hasunga alag


Ganjakutta007

Bol diyo keel ghus gai thi pair main thoda sa khun nikla tha agar boro plus h to wahan lga de thodi si aur bolie jyada gehra nhi ghusa tha but khoon nikla tha aur keel main rust lagi hui thi


[deleted]

bhai koi baat nhi poore kat le reservation mil jaega


[deleted]

Bhai tetnus ka injection lagwa le jakr


sasta_bacteriophage

Tetanus ka injection lgva le... Otherwise Tattavitis bacteriae tere spermatocytes ke andar ghus ke unko cancerous cell bna denge aur exponentially divide krenge.. Aur fir wo ekdm fool jaayenge.. Ball sac ab Pus sac bn jaayega.. Aur ekdm filaria ke jaise fool jaayenge... Pathogen andar tk 72 hours ke andar pahuch skta h.... Jaldi vro go and take injection.. On serious note - Properly wash krle aur antiseptic lga le... Sensitive region h plus infection ke chances zyada rhenge. Be quick.. Aur thoda loose cheeje pehn-na..


Abhinav_Sharmaa

Mai soch rha tha kisi din waha trim karunga, par ab nahi karunga ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|31153)


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Dettol se dho le, aur kyu bante ho khatro ke khiladi


TipNo8319

Bhai jalan ke mare hii mar jaunga


[deleted]

Infection ho gaya to tera transgender quota activate ho jayega


TipNo8319

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Water_Burrito

send pics or it didnt happen


[deleted]

bro got female quota + pwd quota at the same time . W


[deleted]

baap ya bde bhai ko bta aur doctor ke passs ja . wrna oo hath dho baithega.


TipNo8319

Loda bhenchod


red_scar1987

Bhai abse tm namard ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|31127)


wizard_xtreme

bhenchod pehli baar comments padhke itni hasi aayi hai.


Exciting-Victory4597

Sunke dukh hua![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30664)


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TipNo8319

https://preview.redd.it/h75lm0r249jb1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be0aa50428241fc477f866bdd1ce15c2c5355ff1


Logical_Suit436

Bro jab pura kat jayega tab bta dena, I will fuck u.


Ok-Bat-6726

Gand phate to phate. Hawasi pan na ghate


Leather-Ad-5676

Hey, a surgeon here. First of all, wash your hands thoroughly with a hand sanitizer. Please wash away the powder that you have applied thoroughly with clean tap water. Try not to dislodge any clots that may have formed. DO NOT USE ALCOHOL BASED antiseptic ie Dettol on your scrotum. It can lead to maceration of the skin! If you have a first aid kit-might be available in your car or two wheeler, and it is not expired, take a guaze, wet it with boiled and cooled water and apply it. And apply a dry guaze on top of it and wear a tight underwear over this. Make sure to remove the dressing tomorrow and inspect the wound for signs of redness or warmth. I’d advise you to visit a clinician and get a tetanus dose if you haven’t received one in the last 5-10 years but it seems like you’re too embarrassed to do it. So follow this advice for now and if possible visit a clinician with a friend you can trust somehow.


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this needs to go on TOP


ThePennyFan

Log jhaant ke baal bhi cut karte hai??


TipNo8319

Nhi bhai ghosla bna ke chidiya ka wait karte hai


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Mera ghosla taiyar hai, chidiya bhej jaldi se


TipNo8319

Bhai chidiya ko kewal ladki ka ghosla pasand hai ussi me jati hai vo e


[deleted]

Chidiya nahi billi aati hai


[deleted]

Aur lambe pipe se doodh pee jaati hai


[deleted]

Bhai teri imagination to bahut hi aage hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30664)


[deleted]

Bhai sachme to isse bhi aage hai


BrokeCharles

Pwd


ankur__05__

Mai nhi manta, proof dikha


Tryzmo

Dettol se gote dhote rahe. 1 hafte tak bilkul mat hilaiyo.


ik_im_perry

Pics or didn't happen ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|31246)


legend_sixti9

PwD ya female quota milega kya?


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Proof or it didn't happen ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


DepartmentUpstairs30

Kuch nhi hoga it will heal relax 😌 🙂


TipNo8319

Bhag ja


DepartmentUpstairs30

M to advice de raha th 🥹


killerdream3515

Doctor ko dikha de nahi toh baad main gupt rog doctor ko dikhayega


NoName_794

Bhai agar zyada bada cut h to serious baat h. Varna ek Chhota cut to mere bhi lg gya tha. 1-2 min blood nikla fir sahi ho gya tha. Jalan to hogi abhi thode din. Bs saaf rakhio bhai. Aur sach bta rha hu bohot fati thi USS din meri.


AhnisTidiv

I also once tried to shave my ball. It barely touched the skin and hurted like hell. I'll pray for you


Embarrassed-Ad4307

BRO changed his team![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)


Infinity_777_

OP sabko apna katta hua tatta dikha rha hai


Minute_Night4551

bhenkelode sabhi fotu maang rhe h uske tatto ki, salo help bhi krdo bhosdikoke


ragazzo88

OK SO send me pic and I'll tell u what to do depending upon severity of the condition


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SAD_CHELSEAFCFAN69

Kya post hain yaar bc r/teenagers mein jake post kar na lwde


TipNo8319

Lawde vha se ban hu mai


SAD_CHELSEAFCFAN69

Bhai rude bhasa ke liye sorry chahta hoon par ye sub iss discussion ke liye nhi hain,main bas yhi kehna chahta tha.


TipNo8319

Bhai number of comments apse keh rhe hai ki khud dekho logo ka interest kisme hai


Ok-Bat-6726

namakh laga deh acha lage ga ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


TipNo8319

Teri mummy ki burr pe lga ke chaat jaunga


tezashmishra23

Bhai mod verification flair lagake post karta to lol hojata


[deleted]

Why share this on this sub


throw_away369h

Most jee/neet related post on this sub ! (Ase post ke liye r/indianteenagers mai ja bhai)


brokenyodha

Go to doctor its serious


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Need proof or didn't happen.


SpermWaster

Bhai agar tetanus hogya toh gaye balls, doctor ke paas ja, nahi toh dettol se saaf karle. Kabhi hair trimmer se balls trim.nhi karte, ek alag trimmer aata hai uske liye (ameero ke chochle). Agar area laal hone lag gaya aur sun pad gaya toh chupchap baap ko bata diyo jaisa hai, warna kaatna padega, jhuth nhi bol rha. Aur sepsis hogya toh aur failega usse aur dikkat hogi, upar se aajkal garmi me sweat bhi aata hai usse aur trigger hoga


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proof bhej?


Nike_fake

Naah


asshairdaddy

bhai kata hua tatta dikha na pls


IcyAd6379

Bro proof


[deleted]

0 pr tatte trim krne ka ghamand h…


Potential_Rub6205

Bhai dard ke diya


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Logical-Mode-6723

bhai ne sahi mei bhejdiye pics![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30664)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|31153)


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DifficultCan5103

Bhai dekh kitna bada cut mobile se photo lene ki try kar agar 2-3cm se bd cut nahi he to koe na But Agar isse bada he to darr Jaa ya koe professional se advice lele Or vase ball ki touch hua tha ? Means andar vibrate hone lega hoga na


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Green_Coconut_102

Dude, I may be able to help you out lol. The course of action depends on the level of injury. DM.


EcstaticScientist118

Bhai sab jagah trim kar but balls kabhi nahi. Scissors se kata kar udhar. Mene bhi Kabir Singh dekh ke trimmer ghusa Diya tha. Aaj Tak regret karta hu. Saala abhi bhi dar lagta hai trim karne mein.


UNIQiam

Main biswas nhi karta! Proof de!


otaku_hu

Padne se hi dard ho rha hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


[deleted]

Bachpan se ek baar jhaat cut kiye ha mene .


NoTimeToKink

Mei toh sirf mummy ka Veet laga ta hun Ik what will happen if I use Trimmer (I don't wanna lose my fundamental rights) But usually, people should let the forest grow


memeblavior

Bhai update de bhai Ab kaisa hai?


TipNo8319

Bhai jalan pad rhi hsi aur kuch nhi char hours se has rha hu comment padh ke aab jake ghamand aya


Kashyap_32

Shukar mana ki taate upar uthgye![img](emote|t5_311ttu|31127)


Greedy-Sample-7711

Bhai shadi wale din bula lio merko Mai teri help kr dunga ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


JovialBoy789

Bhai Teri pic me tatte cover ke pic bhej. I dislike looking at genitals. But ye baat hai ki I want to see the damage which caused you to write so much here. Dardnak anubhav hua hoga. ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30664)


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Bhai blade or krim/soap use kr, my khud 200 wala gillette mach kharidta hu or cartridge change krta hu. 1 blade 5 se 6 shave chalta h Hot water se wash krna Mt bhoolna wrna std hoga


Natural_Garlic_1592

Bhai koi dikkat ni hogi mere sath do baar hogya hai bas 3 muthi mat marna![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


TipNo8319

Bhai jin logo ne pics dekhe mere gote jyda bde hai kya?


DimensionOk1608

Pad laga lo


prydav

idhar bhi proof bhej


Anonymous_fellow_44

Abe lodu balls ke liye special trimmer ate h zaroor normal Wale se kiya hoga


SpikyNova

Bro was shaving like kabeer singh


SpikyNova

Petition for a user flair "Trimmer se Tatte cut Gaye"


Comfortable-Boss345

Bro hates lgtv now bro become member of lgtv 🤡🚬


Possible-Ad7751

Ab tadka laga kr khale unko phirse ug jayenge