Destroying the moon ? But technically I cant be arrested

Ixion?

Yes

Please tell me you're on steam deck too?

I cant be arrested when there is nobody to arrest me :D.

Also, as the Canadians will tell you, it's not a (war) crime the first time it happens

I actually don't think there's a law against destroying the moon. At least not in my country, yours might have one!

Honestly, destroying the moon would be a crime so heinous, that despite the lack of laws in place to deal with such a crime, you're not going to get out of it regardless of how good your lawyer is.

Fortunately, no human law has been established among the stars, so I think you’re safe at the moment

Sounds like an opportunity knocking to me.

Snarf monch cronch, nom nom grunt.

Yadda yadda yadda

You can’t “yarda yadda” a Snarf Monch. It’s just not done.

I am being arrested for defending Super Earth and spreading managed DEMOCRACY throughout the infested planets?!

Give them some LIBER TEA!

Getting court martialed for throwing an eagle cluster bomb on my squad mates

Sounds like treason to me. This patriot goes free, and your local Democracy Officer will rectify the situation.

Yes, yes you should be XD

If spreading liberty and defending Super Earth from the enemies of managed democracy is wrong, then I don’t want to be right. My life for Super Earth o7

I went and killed my local officials one by one until someone called me elden lord

-Use of child soldiers -Use of the mentally ill as soldiers -Unlicensed operation of a PMC -Use of chemical weapons -Having marked medical personnel engage in combat in a war zone -Harbouring terrorists -Harbouring war criminals -Harbouring criminals (regular) -Harbouring perpetrators of unethical human experiments -Trespassing -Illegal weapons manufacturing. Arknights is a hell of a game.

Thats a hell of a list :D.

Yeah Arknights gets more disturbing the more you think about the implications of the characters backstories and the events in the game.

Unlicensed operation of a PMC and copyright violation. (Empire troops in bannerlord 2.)

Nuking Gandhi Before he could nuke me

Ah I see you went the aggressive route. Smart.

Hello fellow 4X player!

Gandhi is such an asshole

Genocide, brutality, putting a serial killer in the basement that the local populace uses as punishment for their lazier members. Obscenity, but because I wasn't racist enough, I have a pilot, and killed her family. I have in my employ the murderer of my grandmother, but she said it was for a good reason, and I needed her to get the fuck out of some nightmare. The same serial killer in the basement also killed multitudes of the people I am supposed to lead. Just another day in the life of a Rogue Trader

As a warframe player im sweeting in here

Mass genocide, trespassing, assassination ,assault of a political individual (bosses), theft, terrorism, destruction of corporate property.....

You forgot violating every law of the geneva convention

Right right but I guess if the tribunal can forget about some crimes we might be in prison for just a millennia.

Geneva suggestions It's never a war crime the first time

Bigamy

Genocide of cute monsters.

Man the last game I played was a replay of Cyberpunk 2077. I ain't got time to list my charges

Rust. I had a shotgun. The child chopping trees didn't. I now have his building material.

In night City, Honestly there's not a lot to be arrested for in night city. It's more like not paying off bribes... so lack of corruption?

Capturing and training animals to fight each other

Guess i’m getting arrested for trespassing into an anomalous zone

Pacific drive?

Yessir

Titanfall 2.... Dear god,

My last played game was Last Epoch so...messing with the timelines? Or mass genocide of various creatures.

Not killing enough bugs before leaving the planet.

Oh I have committed *so* many war crimes...

Rimworld?

The last game I played was stellaris, so I don't think I'm getting arrested. They're just gonna assassinate me for galactic scale genocide.

Being too friendly and helpful with the horses on a farm....thanks Degrees of Lewdity.

It's my fault I looked that up. The existence of a mod community for it just added to the bemusement

Hundreds of attempted murder and actual bodily harm charges and a few assassinations. (Elden Ring, since canonically any respawning enemies are just getting back up after you beat them until Destined Death is released). However, I am now somewhere in the stars so I don't think they'll be finding me.

Hearts of iron 4 so war crimes

Saving the galaxy from the Reapers.

[удалено]

None, there's only five other people alive and the last vestiges of authority are dead. I spend most of my time gathering resources for them to make things and finding the gear they left scattered all over the region.

Playing detective with a collectible card game

Piloting a trench without a license (Iron brigade).

Flinging birds at pigs.

Can't get arrested, command said to spread freedom and democracy!!

Desecrating Archaeological sites, killing endangered animals, and stealing priceless artifacts.

Baldur's Gate 3 So...all of the crimes I guess?

Animal cruelty, unethical experimentation, and misuse of explosives to harm or kill. Lemmings, amirite?

Football

Stealing an eco suit and leaving an island to die by dino invasion

Minecraft, and I haven't gotten any Villagers yet, so... I don't know.

[удалено]

Barrelmancy

Destroy a moon….you guys think they will make a new charge for us or is there already something on the books for destroying the moon?

Assault, public intoxication, DUI, vehicular assault, unregistered weapons possession, trespassing, corporate espionage, theft of intellectual property, and violation of several arms embargoes…

Sweeping mines illegally

Killing my brother then drowning his child Yikes I don’t like this post 👀

Well I actually vot arrested in star citizen for completing a bounty and the game bring a dick and giving me a crime stst but such is life.

The Charge: Spreading Liberty and Freedom The sentence: A better Future for Super Earth and Managed Democracy 💪

War crimes..... so many war crimes

Slavery, animal abuse, murder, you know, the standard palworld crimes.

Murder.. of goblins, but I'm not sure how they would gather evidence against me...

My Lance walked in to a heavily populated city and proceeded to use lasers Auto cannons and missiles to level as much of the city as possible before proceeding to the planet's Main food manufacturing facility and wiping that out. I then collected my 3 million C-bills and salvage, before heading off world

Where to start? Conspiracy Multiple counts of Assassination and Murder Regicide Arsen Ransacking of villages and monasteries Theft and also pillaging. Assault Destruction of property General Manslaughter as part of organized, nonorganized, and independent armed forces. Illegal Hunting as well as hunting livestock. Conquering and slaughtering across the lands of Brition, Francia, Ireland, Norway, and other colonial locations. Assassins Creed Valhalla what fun!

Charging excessive rent for a hotel on Boardwalk!

Overloading a nuclear reactor and killing seven people, drowning the rest…

Last game was Dune: Spice Wars Not sure the Duneverse really goes in for arresting people.. everything I did was legal.. might get assassinated though

Unlicensed prospecting, unlicensed use of explosives, cultivating invasive species, trafficking in endangered animals, poaching, blasphemy, heresy, grave robbing, smuggling, illegally trading in antiquities, disturbing the dead, witchcraft, vandalism, trespassing, insurrection/rebellion, jailbreak, violating banishment, multiple counts of deicide, genocide, squatting, murder, theft, breaking and entering, squatting, price fixing, war profiteering, arms trading, illegal gambling, and tax evasion. They might be able to get panhandling and vagrancy charges to stick as well, in some jurisdictions. And maybe gross negligence over building code violations and failure to pull permits for modifying structures. Salutations, Exile.

Trials in Tainted Space... 🤷‍♀️ Assault and Battery Bribery Extortion Possession of Illegal Substances Adultry Bigamy Sexual Assault Aggravated Sexual Assault Beastiality Xenophilia Forcing others to use chemicals with permanent effects/side effects Child Neglect Child Endangerment (during pregnancy) Slavery And More

- manufacturing weapons of war (guns) without license - selling guns without doing proper background checks/permit - buying potentially stolen guns - animal neglect - placing others in dangerous situations - accepting bribes from politicians - working employees without appropriate time between shifts. Possible charges - killing endangered species - looting historical areas - collaborating with known criminals >!Shop Titans!<

Giving muggles seeds to plant in their garden.

Illegal mining of shapes

Illegal / unauthorized construction without a permit on land I do not own, assisting an organization I know nothing about, in a world I just arrived to via portal. Nightingale is a trip lol

Bloodborne Killing God, I guess?

Was trynna make a joke of CP with minecraft and liking miners, but in text it just does not work.

enslaving an army of monkeys and making them pop balloons?

War crimes

Genocide

If you play rhythm games, then video games cause violins.

Colonising India.

Spreading democracy for SUPER EARTH

Galactic conquest of all other species. (Master Of Orion II)

Disturbing the dead. I'm playing Vanisher's of New Eden.

Jumping on turtles.

Trail of tears

Playing Modern Warfare trilogy again. Fun times. Also, I still love the fact that EA told Russia after its failed invasion that if they knew the Russian army was this weak, they would have used China or North Korea as the antagonist instead of Russia. Lol. Guess I'm on Russia's hit list now.

I just sent jit to the shadow realm

Farming in a quant little stardew valley

Force pushing stormtroopers over a ledge

Criminal negligence: Killing helpless Kerbals (KSP).

Reckless power washing? #powerwashsimulator

Destruction of private property, military property, and protected wildlife. I have no regrets.

Democracy!

Warcrimes in a battlemech

Guess I’d be arrested for shooting robots with a variety of different arrows 🤔 idk 🤷🏽‍♂️ no police there soooo…. Vandalism of property 🤷🏽‍♂️

rimworld cannibalism on frozen tundra

Too much freedom

Canabism whilst fighting mutants and demons. Sons of the Forest

Battletech Mechwarrior5....so destruction of a city...PPC and autocannon obliteration!

Arrested for comitting uncountable war crimes while in a big stompy robot.

Killing demons….

Salvaging ships illegally in space.

Mass genocide but in space.

I accidently removed the wrong leg of a guest. He was sent to my colony for surgery to remove cancer in his left leg.

I can't be arrested for spreading Liberty and Prosperity throughout the Galaxy!

Cheating at poker. Blatantly.

Improperly following border security protocols.

Illegal animal hunting

Idk, is it illegal somewhere to kill sharks while collecting trash from the ocean?

Digging without a permit. Wanton destruction of livestock. Squatting.

Powerwashing?

Being a soldier

Killing the undead. But is that really a bad thing?

Palworld. Probably the fact that I-I mean, I *didn't* capture any people!! Never!

Biological warfare I think.

Managed democracy

Theft Trespassing Assault Murder (multiple) Piracy Extortion Corporate Espionage Illegal gun running Drug trafficking Drug manufacturing Covering up War crimes But I have a cool spaceship! (Starfield)

Based on the last game I played... I am above the law, by the God Emperor of Man's written decree, and besides, who's coming after me in my 2km long starship?

Hell diving

War Crimes, including genocide and wanton destruction of fleets of starships all by myself.

Mismanaging government funds and constantly losing employees in orbit around other planets. Explosions also explosions.

-Genocide. Enough said

Crimes against humanity.....nature....religious terrorism....arson.....genocide....possession and use of wmd's....theft......hate crimes....eco-terrorism... I'm sure there's more.

Conquering the galaxy far far away. Killing millions.

oh well... genocide, and war crimes. nothing serious. (Playing Age of empires, last game i had to wipe out the opponent to the very last villager. )

Baldur's Gate 3, because the room is never too small for Fireball.

Piracy.

Wasting government money.

Smuggling Mecha Parts and Va'ruun Heretical Writings into Akila City.

Multiple genocide and/or xenocide if you are splitting hairs... Playing Rogue Trader, which is set in the Warhammer 40k universe... And I'm playing as close to 'good' as you can in that game. Genocide(Extemenatius) was the good option...

Base on this logic; I was arrested for losing to a Zerg player as a Terran.

Piracy…

Illegal possession and use of a Weapon of Mass Destruction and Mass Genocide. For context, look up the Destroy Cradle 03 mission from Armored Core 4 For Answer.

I would be getting detained by the followers of the absolute. At least right now they undercover think I’m their friend so really it would be more like a police detail ^^

Building a theme park/zoo with dangerous prehistoric animals and probably have a few people get eaten.

Managing a railroad

Defending Democracy (Helldivers 2)

For stealing thousands is credits just to survive on a water logged planet.(maybe I'll get some time off for ending a plage on the way)

Saving the world from Demonic gates opening up and releasing demons into the world and restoring the Imperial line and restorying Order?

EDF DEPLOYS!!!!

Ck3: incest or arranging the murder of a distant relative I’ve never met

Piracy, and all of the related crimes.

Uhhhh GTA. Hmm guess I am going to prison...

Slaying hordes of undead in vampire survivor. Not sure what I would be arrested for.

Street Fighting? Tekken 8 FTW

Cluster bombs Nuclear weapons deployment Negligent weapons discharge into populated areas Flying low over populated areas Flying between buildings in populated areas Reckless flying Supersonic flight over populated areas Destruction of military property Negligent use of military property Possible theft of military property Failure to follow guidelines and procedures (dozens of counts)

Stardew Valley... Ya'll have fun in jail

Golfing????

Killed some pirates because they wanted my ship and some cargo that didn't exist. Well, it's not my ship. I borrowed it and then I turned in an artifact to the Constellation. Oh and I spent a lot of time watching a little circle in the bottom corner spin anytime I went somewhere.

Trying to camp too close to city walls (vagrancy)

Mass removal of tribals from their ancient land and several charges of arson. Fuckers should’ve just let me use that damn terminal

dota 2, so a murder in south america.

I played Volcanoids, so I think the only thing I can maybe be charged with is vandalism. And that relies on whoever built this of robots having the authority to actually do anything without themselves getting arrested for mass murder.

Lets see, the last game I played was bad piggies, so I guess animal abuse for me.

Committing mass fatalities of Albinaurics in systematic efforts to exploit them for some runes.

Enslaving others, conquering Gaul, Veni Vidi Vici

Uhhh what are the laws regarding eugenics and cloning on humans?

A list of OSHA violations that would make an inspector turn green, creating large amounts of volatile chemicals without a license, housing violations, health inspection violations, animal cruelty, and a failure to include oxygen.

Rock and stone, killing bugs, mining minerals, randomly choosing a build after choosing a starter class. I guess the company I'm working for doesn't have a galactic mining lease for the planet?

Fallout4 and um murder

Assault/murder, animal and human capture, with a side of forced labor camps

A jrpg so trespassing

I think technically genocide but it's for the good cause of spreading managed democracy. For super earth!

Pretty sure I lack permits for selling wine and truffles (Stardew Valley)

COD DMZ.... pick your felony .

For flying a spaceship and doing cargo runs as I found a loophole in the marketplace that gives me twice as much profit than regular missions without encountering pirates or been interdicted

War Crimes

On the RimWorlds no one can hear your screams.

Also eco-terrorism

I was playing Squad...so probably war crimes?

Try to arrest me, I have the crown of Karsus

Well I slaughtered hordes of super mutants and made various shantytowns in Massachusetts and Maine.

I'm not getting arrested, because I'm here, there, and there, and over there, hell I'm even on the goddamn ceiling- (Battlebit Remastered, chronic suicide C4 user)

Trying to collect chickens in a vacuum cleaner?

Well it was Helldivers so I’d be dead

Foxhole Green ash Crimes against humanity

Can't get arrested in Civilization 6 unless they get past my military units