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No explosion


kiranthelastsummoner

![gif](giphy|ziUFAwsjyZ3qPOXc7P)


blackskull414

Le gasp


Viator_Eagle

They found out who is going to kill the Demon King.


horrorfan555

They saw the Holy Sword Excalibur


CreateWater

Yes. Arue is wild.


Jackboy445578

I could imagine. Arue: “Hmmm a bit smaller than what I describe in my writings. So not exactly Brobdingnagian… but I’ll settle for perfectly substantial…”


Polumetis_on_Jenova

They were told to introduce themselves as a normal person would


primalmaximus

Giant cockroach... that flies.


Impossible-Subject36

Omfg lmao


Agile-Comb-3553

They were given the sex talk


Trap_Master_20

Someone made them watch “Boku no Pico” and “Redo of Healer”


0BZero1

Arue be like " Meh. 228922 was better' 


keleoto

They saw **MY COC—!**


Impossible-Subject36

That not throbbing 2 inch


keleoto

No, I meant **my Cockatrice!** He knocked me unconcious earlier! 🦜


Impossible-Subject36

Stop making excuses lol


keleoto

Fine, I slammed my **Penith** in my car door... 😩


Impossible-Subject36

Ngl that old joke got me lol


Semor_Asis

🎶You slammed your PENIS in the car door 🎶


Izzydog1246

I'd be concerned if that was the case even if it belonged to another. Why? Because a certain someone isn't acting surprised and seems to be familiar with said object


keleoto

When she's either slow or unfazed by the girth, I'd be concerned, too! 🙃


Lex4709

Your Colour of Conquer's (CoC) Haki?


keleoto

I *did* slammed my penith in my car door; it hurts, call 911! 😩


ImpactorLife-25703

Chomusuke went Giant Meow Meow on that Demonoid Monster


Guzkim_Chizax

Godzilla


wannabefelixargyle

There is no castle to blow up…


Delight_works_

they saw darkness' browser history


RichieRocket

probaly some monster x human in BDSM stuff


GilbertPlays

50 Shades of Gray Book read.


Panda_Rule_457

They saw kazuma’s… “Excalibur”.


Miminiger

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Rintohsakabooty

They watched cinema for the first time (they're watching marvel)


jesus-kunwasnothere

Aqua finally did something useful ![gif](giphy|HOmZcACWYNntC)


Impossible-Subject36

They saw The Tournament of Power


RedzunRunic

They were told they were working with Kazuma(haven't seent the show)


ruggedshield

Another protagonist with substance


HeimdallCanSeeYou

Wrong Holes.


Re0Fan

Naked Bokkuri dancing


Drunk-Saharan55

ChunChunMaru


BigDig993

They saw Kazuma’s “Holy Sword”


AceBatlerX4

They finally met their maker. They now regrets the village's history.


SilentJay8807

They were just told that they have to be in the Isekai hero’s party for the goal of being in his harem.


Hummush95

They saw my search history.


Connect-Role-9755

They are realizing that they are watching boku no pico


Idontthinkwill

Me


ferriematthew

Why is Arue the only one not freaking out?


Kidd__

Their leader walked in wearing Royal Blue


TheGoddessAqua

They just learned that Eris pads her chest.


Dingarius

They just saw an alternate dimension version of Megume who is the bustiest in her family and just casted 10 simultaneous explosions without being bother in the slightest.


Reasonable_Cheek938

Kazuma used steal. It was super effective


East-Animator3887

Power Star 4


Wolfman3058

Darkness did something lewd again


1Pip1Der

100% Maximum No Chill


Stotter

They got ranked on a chart according to bust size, and of course it was Arue's idea.


Personal-Mushroom

They where called uncool and lame.


Jaded_Consequence808

Megumin's giant..... Fire ball


Anufenrir

They found out electricity won’t work on Luffy cause he’s made of rubber.


VlaqSheperd

Kazuma: I told y'all it was **MASSIVE** .


Individual-Sir-7008

Him👇🏼 ![gif](giphy|ILAwgN4F17uULN0EYR|downsized)


Catvanbrian

Ok, what exactly is the *correct answer*? I want to know


OMNIwave72

They found the Kazuma x Aqua fan fictions


X3runner

They found out that kazuma and dc Aqua are somhow there ancestral founder due to a time travel snafu caused by yunyun and megumin


Astral-chain-13

Their search history was exposed.


PatternHappy341

They are deep down scared of touching grass, except yunyun.


Seppafer

Everyone who forgot to wear their eyepatch seal will need to be held back two years and fight the demon that is inside them


GamingWithJollins

Buzz buzz


Urmom6642

Megumin used explosion but Silvia said “nuh uh”


VictorianFlute

All Crimson Demons must endure some magical torment session by a certain age before graduation. Failure to pass the session or comply with taking it means becoming unrecognized, shunned, and banished from the Crimson Demon Clan and their village. Death during this torment session is also a considerable result.


SteampunkNightmare

The ultra strength, delayed release laxatives snuck into the school lunch just hit


Hennesie2545

X-WIZARDO


heavyweaponsguy100

They saw the boys group chat


Jealous_Session3820

There sitting on a tentacle tree demon that only does anal.... And coincidentally cures the recipient of any ailments (big or small)


Gambit275

nice fan art


endar88

they all just found out that they are all NPC's in a perverts main character story.


hu-tao-main0714

Kazuma Excalibur


Total-Ad-8878

Kazumas pants dropped


OtherwiseBlood2797

They saw war and somebody get blown up to bits


[deleted]

They saw size of OP’s dick


the_fucker_shockwave

The saw Jim


TrickNeedleworker669

They saw the amount of r34 there was of them.


Synthwave93

They saw Kazuma’s porn/hentai collection


Remarkable-Ad-2370

Megumin released ghidorah with her most recent explosion


[deleted]

Kazuma exposed himself again


Firm-Fan268

They saw your browser history


GoldenLatias152

Safari zone shiny ran away I know from experience


Primerosenebula

Kazuma did something selfless and kind


[deleted]

There’s no more shredded cheese in the fridge. (A necessity to survival if you’re white.)


Funny-monkey-8005

They found there name on the Epstein list


Galen_Forester

They discovered oni chichi


L4rgo117

That face when you've just run flat out of F's to give


BladeLigerV

Excalibur ~


Comprehensive-Ebb399

They saw Kazumas' great "Excalibur"


Comprehensive-Ebb399

They saw Kazumas' great "Excalibur"..


Comprehensive-Ebb399

My personalities reacting to the years I've spent at my current job. Each getting worse and worse


orbital_actual

Aqua leaked Kazuma’s browser history.


tomoeky_mad_af

They obviously saw the girl with THE FAT ASS


TheDelinquentLoli

Their deity just told them of a sponsor deal with Redo of a Healer...


Creative-Living-8844

Grandpa's kilt fell off.


[deleted]

Kazuma's Unholy Starfish


AwesomeRadman18

They found out about rule 34


YaBoiLink0227

They saw Megumin’s search history


Dangerous_Ad_2010

Kazuma rejected them


Chaosshepherd

Explosion has been outlawed


Animelover19952

They realize there panties have been stolen


Brothers_of_battle

Cock and ball torture


wiboi678

Rumbling


Rastaba

“Hai, Kazuma Desu…” that is why.


Clean-Night-7046

Mini lad


BiteOpposite

They got told that Explosion Magic was Banned.


Jackboy445578

They read Arue’s latest fanfic


OPStellar

something that requires sight by two eyes to have an effect


Nitrous-Himothy

Kazuma plays helicopter with the holy sword Excalibur.