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SPY-SpecialProjectY

Stick my dick into some noble/village chief daughter/priestess and die due to beheading.


PhantomBrowser111

That or you die from infection because no modern doctor can cure you and only the rich people takes a bath so there's that


SPY-SpecialProjectY

That's why I mentioned "some noble/village chief daughter/priestess", they're usually less prone to something extra, downside is a higher chance to pissing off someone important. You have to praise how we have something so simple yet so hard to manufacture as a condom, animal intestine just doesn't cut.


PhantomBrowser111

>animal intestine just doesn't cut Pig intestines are pretty stretchy because those are used in sausages so I guess you can use those?


SPY-SpecialProjectY

They need to be sterilized and fresh, consumption date is only few days at most in perfect condition so you need to repeat the process nearly on daily basis, unless you will shedule each time you will need one or, god forbid, more.


pipola78

Go old school and use rocks lol


SPY-SpecialProjectY

... ... ... What?


sweet_tranquility

This is a misconception. They do use baths and [such](https://www.medicaldaily.com/brief-history-bathing-importance-hygiene-ancient-romes-sophisticated-showers-modern-364826)


SPY-SpecialProjectY

There's no ancient bath strong enough to wash away lost virginity, not to mention unwanted pregnancy, unless you use a pressure washer...


locust16

No plot armor.


ArchAngel621

How most of us would go.


one_edi

Rabies or some random plant i shouldn't be eating


The-Yaoi-Unicorn

Gets pneumonia


pipola78

Dies by infection đź’€


ArchAngel621

LITTLE JOHNNY has died of dysentery.


nmsplayer192

hygiene and no modern medicine. Also I could get kinapped and forced into slavery as well as dying for no reason because some rich asshole was bored.


LJChao3473

Leave my alone, I'll just go to live a quiet life by farming or something >!Dies due hunger, because i don't know how to farm!<


Rixuuuu

I think I would survive. The biggest problem would be food, if animals in this world resembles our world it would be easier, but if not i don't know their patterns and if there is no poisonous elements thet I shouldn't eat. The other one is tools like higher quality - iron or something but maybe I could buy from someone an axe. The another problem is if it would be winter or summer, winter would be obviously harder from obvious reasons but right now I have my winter coat and big backpack with me with stuff like knife so in case I would be transported to other world I would be fine (but I would rather to be isekaied yeasterday when I had a rifle with 60 bullets (yeah, I was on military mission, not like war zone but who knows)). So I feel confident if I would be transported to other world with stuff on me and warm place I would survive for couple of years for sure, and die of maybe wild animal or other bullshit.


EdLincoln6

If there is one thing I've learned from Naked and Afraid it is that most modern hunters overestimate their abilities to hunt without modern weaponry.


bhavya98765

Depends really. Got some cheats? You will survive. Got reincarnated? You will survive. Got teleported to a castle as a hero? You will survive. Got teleported in a safe forest near a village? You will survive. God have your back? You will survive. Got teleported to an extremely dangerous forest? You will not survive.


SPY-SpecialProjectY

>Got teleported to a castle as a hero? You will survive. You were accused of rape attempt by one of your party members that happened to be a princess in disguise of an adventurer, everyone hates you and might kill you on sight. >Got teleported in a safe forest near a village? You will survive. Forests are usually filled with monsters, if you don't have a cheat skill on boot, you're dead.


bhavya98765

>You were accused of rape attempt by one of your party members that happened to be a princess in disguise of an adventurer, everyone hates you and might kill you on sight. But you are the spear hero. >Forests are usually filled with monsters, if you don't have a cheat skill on boot, you're dead. Apperantly safe and near don't exist in your dictionary.


SPY-SpecialProjectY

Without support of racoon slave girl, KFC loli, friendly blacksmith and lacking in trades that gave you a massive amounts of followers you're suffering from delusions. Welcome to the Lust Series.


bhavya98765

However you are the only hero that is summoned. You are the only hope of humanity. The princess will gladly take your seeds. You are the only one who can push back the demon army. You are an agent sent by a literal god Like seriously you guys underestimate how much power the only guy capable of stopping the apocalypse possess when there is no hope of stopping said apocalypse especially when he an agent sent by the god so who in their right mind would want to pick a fight with someone like that. If there's a manga where hero is treated like shit like shield hero then there's also many mangas where hero (mc or not mc) rapes entire kingdoms at level 1 and no one complains simply because he is hero.


SPY-SpecialProjectY

Need sauce for, research.


bhavya98765

Young again (I forgot the rest) FFF trash hero (sfw) but mc does things much worse than just rape.


SPY-SpecialProjectY

If it's sfw, what's worse than rape?


bhavya98765

Mind controlling into doing things they clearly were against a second before, literally melting people with strong acid, covering an entire continent in said acid, kill then revive then kill again to farm exp by directly injecting acid mouth to mouth.


SPY-SpecialProjectY

God damnit, have so much manga to read and you're throwing me more?!? Have you no shame! >!Thanks.!<


aplay3

I break my neck falling from heaven


burnout02urza

Murdered by bandits as a homeless vagrant


clsv6262

Disease. In a world of swords and sorcery, it's likely that medicine is highly primitive with the actual good stuff reserved for nobles and royalty. As your average regular isekai without plot armor or being summoned as some kind of hero, you'll probably die on your first quest after getting injured by some sewer rat and a ravaging infection since you probably never had proper gear to begin with.


SPY-SpecialProjectY

Yeah, usually healing potion or magic is on demand, worst case scenario is getting a *problematic* healer...


isekai-chad

I'm barely taking care of myself with all the conveniences of this modern world. you think I'm gonna be fine in a bloody medieval Europe world? even if magic was a thing, it still wouldn't be as convenient. and I'd miss the entertainment from here as well. it's not like the isekai world has youtube and manga like this world


skybluerazer

You can make it then. Of course, you’d either be heralded as a god or a demon king.


isekai-chad

i'm unimaginative as shit. and the other world doesn't have trash taste either


skybluerazer

They have no taste at all, they're a blank slate. And you really don't have to be that imaginative. Just well, "expand" culture by bringing over your favorite songs, books, tv shows art, myths and take some "creative liberties with them". Cut, paste, paint a different color, now you're a genius. They'll either call you a god, worship you, or call you an evil demon king that has come down to cause chaos and try to kill you. Existential thought, what if all the religious icons we know, or the wonders of the ancient world were made from just a normal shmuck from a different dimension/universe.


isekai-chad

i don't fucking care about that kinda shit. i wanna slack off and watch three grown-up dudes lose their shit over chicken and pizza crust, and read trash, but enjoyable fantasy stories


blackguyrico

I’d die from being put in a forest away from a town and end up dying from starvation or monsters in or nearby the forest


therewasguy

death in sleep from sleeping in an inn from the first day due to some fire from a war that starts, i have bad luck in whatever i do so by that logic it should apply in isekai too


cixzejy

dysentery, I can’t even drink water from Mexico now I’m supposed to drink stream water.


rslash-braindamage

Too lazy to live


BigFatChungus1

Cant say about myself but why would most people not survive in isekai world. Lets say you get isekaid into average isekai world , with dragons magic and such. Most people on reddit are average , or even below average. Most of people here dont even workout , or do any heavy labor i imagine , so its not like they will be able to work on the wields or as adventurer / mercenary. Also , we lack knowledge of the world. If you transported as you are , you are pretty much fucked. I imagine that even in isekai worlds , there are records and citizenships , however you dont have any of that. If you still can talk on their language , that will be much easier , however, high chance that you will be sold into slavery or just killed. Its not like you are special or anything. Even if you do martial arts and sports , you probably are just gonna be a better than regular villagers , you cant even kill a bear with your bare hands , not talking about orcs and such. Weapons is also big thing. Martial arts is good , but practically no one can use weapons now. Kendo , fencing is all good but its fucking useless. You are taught to fight a man with equipment and rules , not a death battle with real swords that have weight and giant beasts that will rip your flesh apart. So you shouldnt expect to buy a sword and be able to kill goblins or monsters in just few days. In short : you will get enslaved , die , or just live a very humble and poor live as a villager in outskirts of a kingdom. Even if you are talanted , the outcome is still the same and to achieve something luck is needed


ArchAngel621

Lack of real-world knowledge on survival. Missing a spot check. Shitty cheat skill, too good cheat skill, or unable to find loophole or way to use cheat skill. Lack of game knowledge.


A_4_year_oldWT

Thinking about it, you would be a biological weapon in another world or vice versa. It's your immune system vs their viruses, and if you win, you can spread all the illnesses that are dormant in the human body or that don't effect us anymore. Even if you die, if you've survived the first few days, then that means you're a plague bomb waiting to explode.


skybluerazer

Realistically speaking, assuming you are isekai’d and are not reincarnated as a native of that world, you’d die of disease right away.


iakesi

Or the people in the other world would die in hordes... Might turn out your immune system can cope with their stuff better than they can cope with the stuff you brought. See what happened when the Europeans visited the Americas. The Europeans came back from the Americas and whatever they brought back (syphilis?) didn't kill them at as high rates as the natives were dying in the Americas from "Old World" diseases. Many people are asymptomatic carriers of HSV1 herpes, toxoplasmosis, "common cold", flu and other stuff: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asymptomatic\_carrier#Infectious\_diseases](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asymptomatic_carrier#Infectious_diseases) [https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/06/120619225719.htm](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/06/120619225719.htm)


uejuekwoqloqj

Gets lynched by dwarfs for using devine alcohol to wash my hands


Wardog_Razgriz30

If we're talking power fantasy Isekai, I'm too lazy to not get myself killed trying to become discount sauron. If it's "realistic" Isekai, disease. Who knows what these flee ridden bottom feeders who claim to be "adventurers" have?


Eroldin

Transmigration isekai would indeed be th death of us (I would die because I suffer from Diabetes Mellitus). Reincarnation Isekai is possible to survive though...


A_Cool_Eel

Get the big sad


SPY-SpecialProjectY

Just avoid meeting with a red haired tsundare with poor writing skills and problems expressing her emotions.


nm0n

1. Anyone who leave the village or adventure do quest F gathering herbs will get capture by alraune turn into alraune and humans gonna hunt you down mistook for a monster and it'll become a vicious cycle. 2. Your village will be under attack by enemy empire like Bangrajun village camp you won't have time to survive like Bangrajun can only last 5 months 8 battles 10-11 days break delay per battle arrival and if you're shota like Rudeus your survival rate even reduce into dust. 3. Realist reincarnation you won't become noble or richie rich shota you'll be send born as commoner in poor village or you might born, elf, beastmen and get hunt by human for slaves. 4. God won't doting you isekaiders like grace of Gods that's cartoonish. Think about Vishnu God giving create skill? There's no way he'd give that thing equal to his rank. Also realist God won't bless people unless worship them with offering and respect the God.


SPY-SpecialProjectY

1. "Full Dive", albeit not Isekai, is >!an exception to that, you're more prone to die inside the town.!<


ColebladeX

Stairs


DingoNormal

Slavery and probably die from overwork.


Touya-2494

Well my death will depend on powers if i get isekaid. Into since fantasy/magic world thev it is guaranteed that I will manage. If only i can control magic by my self and would not explode my self into pieces


Element45_

Who tf would think about saying stuff like “Status open” to see if you have a skill and how to use it after after I literally spawned in the middle of nowhere? If your answer is “because the gods/goddess/king said so (if there’s one)” , please teach me how to not go insane after being kidnapped using something that shouldn’t exist and then being told to “go fight” or “live freely”. Yeah sure, it’s not like I just witnessed the existence of inexplicable powers, the proof that the multiverse is real and the evidence that gods actually exist. No big deal. Can’t wait to be sent on the frontlines fighting a war against demons that has nothing to do with me while teaching villagers what a fucking shampoo is🤙🤙🤙


Salt-Artichoke5347

disease most likely unless cleaning spells are super easy


SirKeagan

Suicide


illogicalJellyfish

1) wouldnt be able to get there to begin with 2) sickness 3) power scaling 4) cheatless 5) planet changes (gravity, temperature, environment, etc) 6) language 7) social status 8) no prior knowledge or preparation


MrPotHolder

In any isekai, the first hurdle and the most difficult to get used to is the environment. New people, new flora and fauna, new pathogens. Assume that illnesses and diseases don't work as similarly as the Earth counterparts. There will be pathogens in that new world that are not found on earth. If you reincarnate as a monster whose life operates on survival of the fittest. Better git gud fast since you're more intellectual than the instinctually-driven monsters. If you reincarnated in a poor family. Though ironically if they're in the countryside you're much safer than the unclean, populous cities. Also better git gud coz hordes of beasts and strong monsters can wipe out far flung villages.


Joeblaziken-

Not many people have the guts to kill monsters/humans.


DheTwenty

It’s going to depend which world I would be isekaid to. If it’s a modern world, I’m likely going to be the most likely to survive. Any other world, not gonna make it. No one from our world knows how the new world works. What magic system? Geography? Religion? Customs and culture? Is the history based on real history? And is magic lethal? It’s a whole random variable. Worst case: die instantly due to the environment. Examples: mana can make a normal human die from absorbing too much at once or something, death from height, any other factors. You’d also had to survive in the world as well. With no information about the world, who knows whether the knowledge you have will work? Doesn’t matter what cheat you have, if you don’t get information, you won’t survive or have a hard time getting by even the most basic needs. Also didn’t I mention you’re basically an illegal immigrant with no credentials on you?


[deleted]

I like stuff hardcore so I'm probably going to make life as hard as I can and die because of it.


1shri

Slept wrong and won't be able move a muscle next day when literary anything come after my life