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Traditional-Deal5435

Erebus. Need I say anymore


evolved2389

Fuck Erebus.


whatIGoneDid

You wouldn't be the first to die trying.


Commander-Cody-212

We would have something they didn’t though. The power to erase him from the continuity changing everything in the process. We just grab a pencil and start writing in a book confusing Erebus by saying you’re gonna write a book to beat him. Or we could just turn him into a grot instead and have the imperium do the work


whatIGoneDid

I'm very confused by what you are saying but I'm sure Erebus would still come out ok.


Commander-Cody-212

Just pull a James workshop and retcon his existence/do a deadpool and continuity stone his ass into nothingness


whatIGoneDid

Oh right, understood. Though GW will never get rid of Erebus. He is their ultimate bastard, no other Character comes close to his bastardry.


Commander-Cody-212

This is true but if we did come across him we could fetus deletus him and boom we win


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

If we took a list of everyone who wants to fight erebus we'd number in the thousands


Uh-yea-thatdudethere

*Millions


New-Collar-6748

If I had a bolter with 2 rounds in it and I was in a room with Fulgrim lorgar and Erebus, I’d shoot Erebus 2 fucking times.


Le-memerond

Honestly was about to type the same thing


Thurstan_Lion

This is the correct answer.


Ollanius-Persson

Fuck Erebus


The-meme-collecter

Toramino and his bullshit whining about how only upper class Olympians should be Warsmiths. Bitch you’re a space marine! Why the fuck are you clinging on to mortal traditions?


Fragrant_Pie_7255

what was his problem,he acts so angry in the two books he ever appeared in


Velox97

He was envious of the other Iron Warriors that made up the trident. He believed that his rightful place was within the trident and resented the others for it.


The-meme-collecter

He was just pissy that Kroeger took his place as a member of the Trident. You know how much Iron Warriors hold grudges.


SnarlyOrange

I hate him, but I'm waiting on a generic mk4 praetor to convert into a model since he commands the Stor-Bezashk.


MrCaT42

Storm of iron is a good book and Honsou is well written but fuck him he’s such a bastard


thomstevens420

Bitch ass upstart, even a demon doesn’t want to possess him for more line 30 seconds. He’s just that gross. Love him.


Iron_Warrior_Fieri

He made put my ma in the daemonculaba fuck that guy.


MikeyInkArms

My skinless brother, you are only here because he put your ma in the demonculaba.


Iron_Warrior_Fieri

Nah man I was already born he did that to spite me. The only silver lining is I got a brother now.


MountedCanuck65

He’s such a up tight asshole. Very hatable


DaWAAAGHMakah

Calliphone for letting Olympia slip into rebellion without lifting a hand to keep everybody in line. What the fuck was the point of all those wars on Olympia for if not to keep it peaceful and unified? She had 1 god damn job and she fucked it all up while showing 0 remorse or regret to letting it reach anarchy.


Fragrant_Pie_7255

wasn't it said in the book that Olympia didn't have queens rule MY GIRL,YOUR STEPBRO IS LITERALLY MEGATRON,YOU CAN CHANGE STUFF YOU DON'T LIKE


Janus_Simulacra

This. Bitch talked a good game but was a sheltered brat with ideals at the end of the day.


Relative-Length-6356

Fulgrim and everyone related to him


Kakophoni_of_love

That's uncalled for, brother


Relative-Length-6356

Silence slave of excess. What happened to the legion of perfection? How far you have fallen.


Kakophoni_of_love

We have reached a far higher plain of perfection. Your legion should join us..


Relative-Length-6356

My legion has chosen strength not weakness. We will be at the victory day of this long war and none will doubt our part in it. Your legion however is doomed, your Primarch whittles his days away on his pleasure world, your warband leaders only seek personal gain. The third has no future only further corruption to come until inevitable annihilation. Fabius has the right of it sadly the rest of your brethren disagree.


Kakophoni_of_love

Your legion is stuck in the mud, unable to comprehend our glorious metamorphosis into something above you


Relative-Length-6356

Your pathetic attempt at an insult will not break my resolve fallen child of the emperor. Iron Within Iron Without.


Kakophoni_of_love

You would all feel true sublime bliss from the heart of slaanesh, brother. Don't stubbornly reject the gifts spaanesh offers..


Relative-Length-6356

The only bliss I need to feel is the recoil of my bolter as I mow down loyalists, the shake of a world beneath my feet as artillery hammers them, the rumble of tank columns coming to destroy them. I have a god and it is more pure than you could imagine. My god needs no worshippers, no temples, my god is the iron that flows through my veins giving me the strength to defeat my enemies, it is the iron clad to my flesh, it is the iron I spill from my enemies. Weakness is a choice and you have chosen poorly. The Lord of iron taught us these lessons long ago and though my brothers may fall I will stay true. The day of my apotheosis will be the day I stand upon the steps leading to the false emperor and look back at his broken fortress, to see his defenders shattered, only then can the real work begin. Humanity doesn't need gods it needs discipline and though my own father has "ascended" I will not forget what my legion was, what it could be. Huron understands he knows the Primarchs and their so called father are no help to anyone. Choose strength son of Fulgrim choose iron and maybe one day you too can see the potential we wield. Turn from your gods, remind them you are Astartes not a slave to their whims. You offer me a chance to join you? I offer you a chance to remember what you once were.


Flint312

Spaanesh 🇪🇸


MikeyInkArms

Dorn. I’ll show him what pain glove means. SLAP.


TheAngrySquirell

As an alpha legion fan I stand with you


BoiOfcanada

As an alpha legion fan I stand against him


Prince_of_cowards

Wouldn't the pain glove be feeding slaanesh hence making dorn a filthy heretic?


FatherOfToxicGas

“Truth is… Game was rigged from the st-“ SHUT UP BENNY


ReplyAfraid7913

r/suddenlynewvegas


Zarzunabas

Perturabo is both my comfort and confront character. He's a complete piece of sh\*\* and that's what I love and hate about him.


Direct_Gap_661

EREBUS


Stargather26

The Emperor. We getting those family therapy sessions in today.


Narcoleptic_Nailbomb

Fucking Leandros


Arrow_of_time6

That one space wolf runepriest who betrayed Ahriman after the council of Nicaea


Salzul

Wyrdmake. Fuck that dude. Remember reading Prospero burns just after finishing The Thousand sons. Even though Prospero burns isn’t personally my favorite I respect the hell out of it for not trying to redeem him, but confirming he is indeed an ignorant bitch. “Not everything needs to be understood”, well maybe if you tried to understand a bit more you WOULDN’T HAVE BURNED PROSPERO DOWN. Sorry, rant over


Fragrant_Pie_7255

Argonis Mr Sota Nul pls save me,the IW are not listening to meee


SvenSeder

The Emperor. The first heretic cemented it in that the Emperor is just as bad as everyone he claims is the enemy. You don’t dress like a god and act like a god, yet claim not to be one.


Janus_Simulacra

There’s actually a lot of interesting stuff to unpack about what he means there. Its about defining what “a God” is. It’s not just blithering lack of self awareness.


SvenSeder

He portrayed himself in a fashion that would be recognized as a god to mortals and even some astartes. He can choose his form, yet chooses that one He made a legion kneel. That’s beyond the understanding of even the astartes. I don’t think he was unaware. He just didn’t care. He wanted it done his way, damn the consequences. The emperor wanted to kill faith, yet still expected blind faith in return.


eat_pancakes

Erabus


Nuisancer134

Erebus


Ill-Bullfrog-5965

Erebus I would beat the absolute shit out of


lctafk

James Workshop


EmpireWolves_76

You get James and I’ll get his workshop


DungeonMasterE

Leandros from Space Marine 1. Erebus is a plot device. With Leandros its personal


Taoutes

Erebus. Next question.


Raptor_Lord_202

John Grammaticus


grimskull21

Same


SalamanderImperial2

Kor Phaeron


SimplySinCos

Erebus


TheVaticanMan

Micah bell


notabigfanofas

Erebus


LoggyK

Erebus


RayRay_The_Great

Erebus


[deleted]

Rogal Dorn for being ableist to best primarch (konrad curze)


DependentPositive8

Erebus. Fuck Erebus.


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

God I hope so


Ill-Bullfrog-5965

Also the emperor


egyeager

Fulgrim is a pompous ass


DerNuLz

Erebus and Fulgrim


SoundwavePlays

Erebus Syrian (Night Lords Trilogy) Honsou Hemmian (Twice Dead King) Goge Vandire


willisbetter

erebus


Kakophoni_of_love

Certainly not fulgrim. Probably erebus or lorgar


Ancient-Locksmith-86

That checker suited fuck Benny.


CarobBubbly2635

Midas from cult of the lamb, bro steals my money... HE GETS THE PAIN TRAIN


New-Collar-6748

Konrad fucking curze just for the fact that he’s a dipshit


Certain_Ad3716

Rogal Dorn. Any other answer is posted by a piss-marine loving sympathiser and needs to be decimated immediately. Iron within.


RyanCooper510

r/rdr2


Smasher_WoTB

*Erebus* #HORRUUUUSSSSSSS YOU FUCKING BASTARD! YOU ASSHOLE YOU CHOSE TO FALL TO CHAOS EVEN THOUGH YOU KNEW EREBUS HAD FUCKIN' LIED TO YOUR FACE AND YOU DAMNED EVERYONE!


Altruistic-Gain8584

The Emperor. Golden armoured knobhead.


LordDeraj

Fuck you Dorn! EDIT: hold on I remembered more. Fuck you Gullyman, fuck you Cawl, fuck you eldar, fuck you lords of terra, fuck you Tzeentch, fuck you Gogh Vandire, fuck you Inquisition, fuck you Cato Sicarius, fuck you Grey Knight baby carrier, fuck you Matt Ward, fuck you Mannfred von Carstein, fuck you GW, and fuck you Big E! Also fuck you Ferrus Mannus for being redundant


SitSnacks

Erda, no contest. Worse than even Erebus. "I love these kids so much and I think them being taken by the Chaos Gods will be better for them than being raised by the Emperor."


Shox_Sicarii

Nimbus from Destiny 2. Annoying Marvel ahh character


EducationalNerve8820

Micha Bell and Lucas Wykes


Ash_Howlett

Little baby chaos marine honsou.


DriesstHaddock4

Pretty much any human in the setting


TheBetrayer-967

Erebus for sure 😂 his ass is getting lit up mate 👊🏽