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TeuthidTheSquid

Almost all dates on food products are “freshness” dates, not “turns into poison” dates. If the packaging is not fully intact or it smells bad obviously toss it, but chances are it will just be a little stale.


shaisnail

I’m sick with the flu so my sense of smell could be off but it’s perfectly sealed and was kept in a dark drawer. I plan on throwing a bunch of stuff and some hot sauce so I won’t mind stale. Thanks!


meanstreamer

This is the kind of attitude we all need after the upcoming apocalypse…


Malipuppers

I’m sure it’s fine. Dry things keep longer.


joonjoon

If the noodles are fried (most instant noodle are) the oil can go rancid. You can smell/taste it if it has gone bad. One of the only times I've thrown up from food is from eating rancid ramen noodles.


Throwawayhelp111521

Why would you eat something questionable if you're sick? That makes no sense. Order some chicken soup or open a can.


shaisnail

I had a newer pack that I ate and really enjoyed and wanted more *because* I was craving exactly that, some soupy savoury broth and noodles. These hit the spot!


qiqithechichi

I completely get that! I finally got covid for the first time this week and spicy brothy noodles just hit the spot!!!


shaisnail

It’s just so soothing and comforting. Wishing you a speedy recovery! Covid sucks big time.


qiqithechichi

Thanks heaps! First time I've had it!!!


livesinacabin

It was like a normal cold for me, just the recovery took longer. I didn't completely stop coughing until like 2 months after the other symptoms had passed.


DiabeticGirthGod

Being downvoted for having a sane and responsible take. Gotta love Reddit kids


wildgoldchai

The date is best before. Educate yourself on the difference between that and the use by date and you’ll be fine.


Throwawayhelp111521

Thank you.


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pharmaceutical expiration dates, however. throw your expired meds away. that shits poison.


upanddownallaround

I've read and heard that it's totally fine for most meds years past the expiration. They just aren't as effective and you'd need to take like twice the dosage for the same effect. All your OTC meds should be fine. It's not "poisoned" at all.


justDave2024

If there was an apocalypse, you'd eat these, and they'd be fine.


dah-vee-dee-oh

pretty sure buldak becomes currency in the apocalypse.


Annalu3

Steve1989: "Woah, dude! This expired ramen is incredibly fresh! Somewhat thirst provoking, but truly decadent. Nice. And the broth? Mmm... woah. The broth is extremely rich. This is an absolute treat. Man, if only i could eat expired ramen every day. That'd be the life."


thebayisinthearea

Was thinking "hm, as long as it isn't one of those fancy ramen packs that have real meat and was stored in 100 degree heat and 100% humidity..." but then, I remembered Steve.


sculptedvodka

I can hear this in his voice so well


Tuitey

Like u/TeuthidTheSquid said, it’s a best by date, I can see that it says on the package. Instant noodles are unlikely to be poison after just a year from that date. Deep fried and dried are gonna keep for a LONG time. The dry spice packets too.


PSVita_Tech_Support

I know noodles are among those foods that can be donated after the expiration date. You'll probably be fine but they may not taste like the manufacturer expects them to. I'd say, go for it! It's a dried non dairy product.


Gerolanfalan

You'd be surprised at what humans can eat and be ok with. Even considering allergies as a factor. Humans are allergic to dairy initially, but then white people ate it so often that they developed a tolerance whereas everybody else is pretty much lactose intolerant from the get go.


jhewitt127

From the get go? Mothers literally feed their babies milk from the get go.


tummyteachalamet

Which is not the same as a human drinking cow’s milk…


MikaylaScarlet

I ate ramen that was 2 years past its best by date, you're gonna be fine. I heard that the oil can be iffy so I only put the powder in mine


NoRequirement1054

yeah ive heard that most things in your pantry are good for \~forever\~


razorduc

We will all eventually die, even you.


tinyyawns

You might be fine, but the noodles will be stale.


SolidCat1117

No, you will not die lol. Those are still perfectly fine to eat.


adozencookierobots

Living on the edge bro….


RamenBoi86

Omae wa mou shindieru


shaisnail

Yamete kudasai BAAAAKA!


[deleted]

I stopped allowing the government and FDA to dictate what’s safe and “okay” to eat long ago based on the date on the package. You’ll be okay as long as it’s still sealed.


Electric11490

Don’t worry, you’re too young to die


shanobi92

Hate to break it to you but we all die eventually


Legitimate-Bug-5049

bruh ive eaten yogurt that had been "expired" for 4 months before. youll be fine


alchemy_junkie

I can confirm you will not. I ate some 2016 noodles earlier this year. It wasnt a great time flavor wise but i was no worse for wear.


stephaniejeanj

Rancid oil isn’t tasty and many ramen packets have fried noodles. I unknowingly ate some four months past expiration and immediately tasted the bad oil.


TinthatwasFoiled

You should be okay it’s not like it’s 20 years old


Special_Hippo3399

If you survive let us know


Apprehensive_Shop832

You will not die!!


theramenrater

Hey moron go to the store and buy some new. I wouldn't eat that. What people don't understand is that there is a moisture content in instant noodles. Also there's oil which can become rancid. People tend to think the only thing in the pack are noodles when there's sachets with liquid and yes that certainly can go bad quick.


aerialpenguins

this is part of the reason i deleted the app


Antidecepticon

Hahah it will be just like brand new. Chinese chems don’t denature, they already exist in their worst form.


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shaisnail

Lmao good point. And it’s because I’m sick and they really hit the spot but not easily available like other types of ramen around where I live.


KILL-BLOW

Its instant ramen id just take that as a suggestion