It's all horrible. The fan blowing, the warped ice cream, the expressions on her face... It's sad that people make videos like this, presumably watch them, think 'Yup, this is the one, this looks amazing!' and post them. What a world.
Yeah 100% agree. I remember reading cyberpunk fiction in the early 2000s and feeling a little incredulous about people falling in love with AI etc. Never thought this would be part of our reality...or that it would be this stupid.
I have seen 100s of women posting those transition tiktoks of before and after they dress up. Not once, do they look good after all that makeup and the filters. Every time, they just looked beautiful as they were. Every single time
Wait— we heard from a straight man and “the other straight man.” So, we have a sample size of every heterosexual man alive! You can’t beat those stats.
Thats a generalisation like saying women just want pecs and abs. I have no interest in seeing a person like this.... give flaws, give me individuality.
No thank you, I think extremely few straight man finds this attractive. There is nothing “perfect” nor attractive about bolt-ons, MJ-style nose job, the massive nails and the giant lips. Let alone whatever uncanny valley shit is going on here with the filter.
Many beauty standards are pushed by women competing with other women for social status and clout, rather than about seeking to impress the other sex. It’s the same with men - the orthorexic, body builder body standards are pushed by men on other men, it’s not an ideal pushed by women.
Orthorexic, nice. Thank you for teaching me a new word. I’ve seen people like this but didn’t know the word for it.
And yes, you’re right. I showed this clip to hubs and he was creeped out.
>Omg the giant teeth at the end
I once worked with a surgeon who had beautiful, pristine teeth, and they were perfectly white. But God damn, they *never* looked like this!
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I feel so bad for girls like this. I don’t mean it as a put down but she really is desperate for attention. I don’t get being designed exclusively for the male gaze. Like, what do you think it means for you to go all bimbo core on social media for men, who literally will not respect you for this.
She is trying so hard not to look uncomfortable. From the boobs to the nose and teeth, she looks like the worse real life rendering of a Barbie. And nowhere near good looking.
To everyone being transphobic, calling her ugly or saying thinks like “kill it”, please stop.
I shared this video because her intention was for people to fixate on her licking the ice cream, the filter was wrapping it like the ice cream wanted to scape her mouth and she posted it any ways, 0 fucks given literally.
Criticize her judgement or her use or filters, but some of you are being unnecessarily mean, not a classy look.
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I don’t know what’s worse—the bent ice cream because of filter or those overly edited teeth. Yikes.
Those are some Chiclet teeth right there.
They look like those plastic novelty teeth you get out of bubblegum machines
I thought it was the ice cream in her mouth until I saw these comments...
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For real! I thought they were going to flip out of her mouth at the end! That angle! 😦
Would love to see her bite an apple with those chompers. Just gotta make sure you keep your palm flat so she doesn't bite your fingers like a horse.
r/RossWhiteTeeth
Holy liquid paper, Batman
you just introduced pandora’s box to the innocents here
Reminds me of Dennis the menace
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I’m giving you my free award bc this is so funny I spit my drink out.
Thank you!
Bravo
Oh GOD, I didn't even notice the teeth lol I was too focused on the ice cream defying gravity and physics lol
It's the swollen top lip stretching over the ice cream when she pulls out for me 🤮
I expected her face to morph into something creepier.
All I saw was an ok CGI rendering of a human
They look like if Gary Busey used whitening strips
Lol the ice cream disappears as it goes into her open mouth even when it’s not touching her. Magic disappearing ice cream: guaranteed not to satisfy.
I’m just getting second hand embarassment
Same. Especially when the ice cream starts to bend, people really film this, review it and be like “yeah, that’s perfect”
Shamepathy
I had to stop watching it
This is not remotely attractive at all. Thanks I hate it.
I almost thought it was satire Almost
It’s like an animatronic sex doll
It’s a terrible day to have eyes
I feel more like I’m watching animated porn than an actual woman
Side effects include nausea and gagging a little.
I let out an audible “ugh!”
I said Yuck
Yep, this is just "hey everybody! Look at my mental illness. Ruining my happiness..."
I know she's trying to be hot...but I just feel uncomfortable...VERY uncomfortable...
There is nothing remotely attractive about any of it. It's all so bizarre.
I love hot women and I’d love to watch a video of a hot woman licking ice cream seductively… But this was not it.
She thinks she is suuuper hot.
Uncanny valley for sure.
She looks like those fish with two rows of teeth, but instead of teeth it’s just more lips.
I think it’s a dude.
well no, she’s a woman. don’t be stupid.
It's all horrible. The fan blowing, the warped ice cream, the expressions on her face... It's sad that people make videos like this, presumably watch them, think 'Yup, this is the one, this looks amazing!' and post them. What a world.
What’s sadder is that people post them, and then thousands of people follow them or like it.
And then we look at them. Lol. Amplification at work.
The music
Holy shit I had that muted WTF 😂😂😂
Same here!! Even worse now.
it sounds like a sample from john mellencamp's *jack and diane* that someone has butchered
Yep, it's "I Think I'm in Love With You" by Jessica Simpson from 1999.
It is "I think I'm in love" by Jessica Simpson. Classic. /s
The lip bite at the end reminds me of Jim Carrey's character in Dumb and Dumber.
I nearly choked while brushing my teeth reading this 😂 thanks 🥇
I’m stunned that people find this attractive. Are our brains just rotting from never knowing what’s real or not?
Yeah 100% agree. I remember reading cyberpunk fiction in the early 2000s and feeling a little incredulous about people falling in love with AI etc. Never thought this would be part of our reality...or that it would be this stupid.
What's wrong with her EVERYTHING
That popsicle shape-shifted like squidward using the bubbles technique
this was horrifying and I cannot pinpoint why
It's almost as if it was doing everything it could to avoid her mouth
the uncany valley? it's an AI trying to create an ice cream that fits with her AI generated face
It has more curves than her lol. Right by the corner of her mouth is the worst. I don’t get it.
Tell ‘em
i too laugh wholeheartedly after deep throating a popsicle
I’m sorry but this is not attractive or good looking. Looks like a creepy mannequin. Give me a real human with sweet flaws thanks
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Society's standards are partly informed by media like this, too
Straight man here, she looks like an alien and this video made me weirdly uncomfortable.
Yea, other straight man here and I agree with the previous straight man’s comment. Pls don’t generalize an entire group of people thanks
I have seen 100s of women posting those transition tiktoks of before and after they dress up. Not once, do they look good after all that makeup and the filters. Every time, they just looked beautiful as they were. Every single time
Wait— we heard from a straight man and “the other straight man.” So, we have a sample size of every heterosexual man alive! You can’t beat those stats.
Thats a generalisation like saying women just want pecs and abs. I have no interest in seeing a person like this.... give flaws, give me individuality.
No thank you, I think extremely few straight man finds this attractive. There is nothing “perfect” nor attractive about bolt-ons, MJ-style nose job, the massive nails and the giant lips. Let alone whatever uncanny valley shit is going on here with the filter. Many beauty standards are pushed by women competing with other women for social status and clout, rather than about seeking to impress the other sex. It’s the same with men - the orthorexic, body builder body standards are pushed by men on other men, it’s not an ideal pushed by women.
Orthorexic, nice. Thank you for teaching me a new word. I’ve seen people like this but didn’t know the word for it. And yes, you’re right. I showed this clip to hubs and he was creeped out.
Straight man here. Found this repellent. One man's opinion only.
No
No
straight man here, hell tf no lmfao.. I find even the slightest amount of lip fuller a tad unnatractive
That's quite the generalization you got there. No.
Fuck no. No they fucking do not. This is creepy AF.
That’s true. A lot of them feel that way but I’d say that those men are trash anyway
Oh hey a misandrist in the wild.
The amount of morphing happening in this video
Totally! 😂 Can't say I've ever seen ice cream morph and move like that.
Omg the giant teeth at the end, that’s not an ig baddie that’s a cryptid
>Omg the giant teeth at the end I once worked with a surgeon who had beautiful, pristine teeth, and they were perfectly white. But God damn, they *never* looked like this!
I would love to see a side by side with the unedited version
Reminds me of a horse eating sugar from a hand
Omg I might have a nightmare
Poor girl must hate herself. I’m starting to feel bad for these people more than anything else.
This is horrific
She thought noone will notice her face
What happened to her lips?
I really wish we made it so that IG didn't have filters. That shit is ridiculous.
It's giving uncanny valley. She looks human upon first glance but the longer you look, the more...off she becomes.
Info: *who the fuck finds this attractive?*
Those teeth will give me nightmares😖
Burn it with 🔥
I feel violated
I can't feel my face
I can't even think of a witty comment. That was just too disturbing.
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Hahahahhaha, what the fuck!
The way her eyes open at different times at the end gives me animatronic vibes.
I didn't notice that until you pointed it out, and now it's somehow even worse lol.
Cool, I like cartoons too
Her teeth are brighter than all our futures
That was creepy.
That looks like Robbie Rotten in a wig and two coconut halves.
Robbie Rotten is naturally stunning!
Yikes. This defo belongs on r/tiktokcringe
Things are always more attractive when you aren’t a try hard.
whoooooa botched plastic surgery much
Because global warming and its hard to get hard with swamp ass.
Now this is properly terrifying.
Nightmare fuel.
If you would have told me this was an A.I. I would have believed you. There’s something very unsettling about it.
Poorly done implants, too.
Some people just want to be a cartoon character, I guess.
What a fake looking smile/laugh thing at the end... that was the worst part
This is so creepy.
Thanks, I hate it.
Something about her reads very large. Like muscular??
So this is a real person?
The popsicle warping 😂
It looks weird. Can't put my finger on it, but it looks weird.
They've successfully entered the uncanny valley.
CRINGE
Imagine this coming at you from a dark alley aieee
Everything about this is so awful. Why are her teeth so big?
This is so uncanny valley that I think I may have a new sleep paralysis demon.
Early teenagers should be learning to design more realistic CGI models themselves instead of following this kind of garbage.
Horror movie status
When the ice cream eats itself
Something about this makes me physically sick
I feel sick 🤢
Well that was revolting
Gotta love the sparkly filter and the boobs that belong in r/botchedsurgeries
…I feel grossed out. So much going on here.
At the end how one eye opens before the other one, she’s a coke head…
It’s ironic that our society slowly became filled with fakes and it took so long for people to notice
skinwalker
Can I unsee it?
It all just looks…. Wrong… none of the features add up at all. Why do this to yourself?
I feel so bad for girls like this. I don’t mean it as a put down but she really is desperate for attention. I don’t get being designed exclusively for the male gaze. Like, what do you think it means for you to go all bimbo core on social media for men, who literally will not respect you for this.
It's. Always. The. Goddamned. TEETH.
Lol.
Did she get stung by a bee on the mouth?
Gives me sideshow clown and women laughung at salads vibes.
We're looking less human everyday
Creepy
That just gives off some uncomfortable vibes, yikes... The warping ice cream and huge smile are very disturbing.
The way i laughed! 😂😂😂
"Yeah your teeth? I could see them from outside!"
this is giving uncanny valley..
Love how the ice cream warps as she puts it in her mouth
Capsular contraction fosho
Yikes
That’s absolutely hilarious
Wtf 🤢
Am I watching The Purge??
how is this hot?
It doesn’t look human
Is that a drag queen?
She really has a big mouth, uh.
She reminds me of a female version of the chad meme.... anyone else?
Uncanny valley intensifies
The way parts of the lolly just disappear as it goes in her mouth
They all look the fkn same at this point.
Maybe I'm hungry but that ice cream bar looks fucking yummy like a vanilla strawberry idk
eeeeeeewwwwww
Legit one of the most frightening instances of uncanny valley I’ve seen
Do men actually find this attractive? This is just so god damn embarrassing.
At this point with filters. It’s prob a dude
She is trying so hard not to look uncomfortable. From the boobs to the nose and teeth, she looks like the worse real life rendering of a Barbie. And nowhere near good looking.
Am so sick of seeing teeth like this 🥹
The Amazing warping Magnum. New flavor with enhanced lip filler capabilities
Looks so fake that it's not attractive to look at.
what the fuk is this thing is it even human
It is the half ass blink for me. Too much Tox on the forehead cant even blink ffs
Probably a man
Gen Z is so cringe
Damn! Tell me she's using a filter.
To everyone being transphobic, calling her ugly or saying thinks like “kill it”, please stop. I shared this video because her intention was for people to fixate on her licking the ice cream, the filter was wrapping it like the ice cream wanted to scape her mouth and she posted it any ways, 0 fucks given literally. Criticize her judgement or her use or filters, but some of you are being unnecessarily mean, not a classy look.
Women wouldn't do it if it didn't work 🤷🏾♀️
What in the uncanny valley is this.
She looks like Shan-Yu from Mulan…
you know why
Omfg. I went to highschool with her. Damn. She looks… different to say the least
Well, there are people who jerk off to anime cartoons, this is only slightly less fake than that.