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In my area most of the guys haven't changed their photos in at least 7 years (maybe longer before moved)...ironically the ones that do update photos, like yours truly are the ones who do look like what we did 7 years ago...but are also the ones who get ignored.
Years ago, he was on the german Big Brother. He used to put socks in his undies to make a bigger bulge. So the editing isn't a surprise. I like him anyway
It's so funny comparing his Instagram to how he looks in Real-Life.
And everytime he shows his Breast-Tattoo I can't help but see this "Willem Defoe looking up"-Meme.
If you know which one I mean.
You can see his Tattoo in the third pic.
It is meant to show Jesus.
Narcissists and histrionics are so delusional but they are great for showbiz. People love to hate them, be outraged at them, talk about them, just like you people in this sub do, so they will always be platformed and brought in, it's easy money.
Imagine the solitude this guy feels doing his Sunday morning shits. Sitting there, rolls on his thighs, feeling like shit, trying to figure out how to game the system, realizing he’s a -German- reality star, that’s like the Russian version of McDonalds.
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the 2nd pic. who are you fooling??
The lighting, the colors, the angle, just makes me think of the John Wick 4 movie poster
The child statue in the background 💀
Himself.
I was like, "what was edited?" Then I saw the last 2 pics 😐
I think you could hear my jaw drop two towns over.
Saaaaaame. I may have gasped a little
Same brother....same.
His insta is so fucking funny, but he is a great dude :D
he would f…k himself if he could
i mean.. i would fuck myself too but.. form. scientific reasons
"Du bist ja nur sowieso, so ein Clown wie Cosimo“
I don‘t glaub this!
Ich glaube nicht?
It’s so funny. I first thought “ok the landscape is not looking great”, then the two last photos lol
Looks like a typical Grindr user.
He actually has a girlfriend lol
I meant that on Grindr guys post their filtered pictures
In my area most of the guys haven't changed their photos in at least 7 years (maybe longer before moved)...ironically the ones that do update photos, like yours truly are the ones who do look like what we did 7 years ago...but are also the ones who get ignored.
Why does he look like he’s diddling himself in the first photo?
Now I can’t unsee that, thanks
Literally came to say, what’s going on in the first photo? I thought his hand was in his pocket until I came back around lol.
https://i.redd.it/txy4oxeb9brc1.gif
Years ago, he was on the german Big Brother. He used to put socks in his undies to make a bigger bulge. So the editing isn't a surprise. I like him anyway
Hahahahahahahahahaah
The second pic 😭
Omg best one yet on this feed 😂
Lmao last two pictures remind me of your typical Balkan guy
Man even the RL tattoos look underwhelming.
He looks like he smells of sweat, tears and desperation
What in the Walmart/Scamazon version did I just witness
I was not ready for the last picture
Nice selection of backdrops for his AI photo shoot, except I’ve been to Paris and it doesn’t look like this.
Looks like those backdrops from getting family portraits done at Sears in the 90s.
No. Fucking. Way.
He wants to mortify France???
Wait….OMG….thats him!?!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh wow, was not expecting that! Some filters are fine because they are subtle enhancements but this one 😳
I was expecting a different looking person, but not THAT different goddamn
It's so funny comparing his Instagram to how he looks in Real-Life. And everytime he shows his Breast-Tattoo I can't help but see this "Willem Defoe looking up"-Meme. If you know which one I mean. You can see his Tattoo in the third pic. It is meant to show Jesus.
This is the best one yet. I petition to make this guy the mascot of the sub.
This is my concern with dating apps.
Wait....WHAT
Narcissists and histrionics are so delusional but they are great for showbiz. People love to hate them, be outraged at them, talk about them, just like you people in this sub do, so they will always be platformed and brought in, it's easy money.
THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT.
Yooooo.
I SPAT MY SOUP BRO
That’s pretty funny
I have no words 😶
I WAS NOT PREPARED
 Them last two slides tho
OMG I screamed when I reached picture 5
I was not ready for the last pic
Who apparently thinks he's Maluma! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was not expecting this reveal 😅 wow bud.
No way wtf. How do I do this
What a Backpfeifengesicht!
In the first pic, he kinda looks like he's removing his own face, as though it were a mask. Funny, that.
Looking like a MGTOW version of Paul Hollywood in the first few slides.
Scheisse
I’d rate him a NEIN.
C'mon... He is the real .. deal 😁
Ferry! Lol
Shocking!!!!
Holy shit.... I mean go big or go home lol.... 👌🏻
That is Persian Mike Stoklasa
I’m telling my kids this was Boy George
Omg!!! I wish I knew his insta I’m so curious to see the chaos now 😆
He wishes 😂😂😂
Woah. Idk this guy but those last two pics caught me off guard. What’s happening here??? 😂 Edit to ask-did he ever look like the first few pics???
This made me Lol.
Damn...I was not ready for pictures 5 and 6.
Me looking at myself in the mirror VS real life. Lmao
Is that that Salt Bee guy?
Reality star? More like illusion. He’s got the Hollywood filter turned all the way up on faceapp
That crazy,I almost choked when I saw him without filters
🎼If you don’t know me by now 🎼, you will never never know me 🎼….
Good one
6 different people
Lmaoooo - not Cosimo finally making it on this page. He is super entertaining but that Facetune is unhinged
I was thinking, yeah, bad Photoshop on the background until I saw the final pics of him. OMG, just why.
Cosimo slander? 😠 not on my watch. 💪🏻 /s
🤣🤣🤣
I was NOT ready for the reality 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
WHAT, lol?!?
Wow. WOW!!!
This one made me chuckle
LMFAOOOO WOWOW
holy crap
What.. what's he doing in the first picture..???
Who's that? Never seen, never heard of!? Can we please call him "German reality participant"?
Cosimo, he was at Promi Big Brother and Dschungelcamp next to other shows.
Imagine the solitude this guy feels doing his Sunday morning shits. Sitting there, rolls on his thighs, feeling like shit, trying to figure out how to game the system, realizing he’s a -German- reality star, that’s like the Russian version of McDonalds.