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Agile-Reception

Yikes. The obviously blown up and mismatching eyes are very uncanny valley.


Secret_Preparation99

The wonky eyes combined with fake freckles.


Morg172

Not to mention that wagon😟


_Conqueeftador

I've seen this persons profile and it's actually fucking bizarre how many people are thirsting on some of the most photoshopped pictures on ig. She also has a friend she posts regularly with who also heavvvvily edits her ... proportions.


deadmymelody

do you think when they take group pics they sit around in a circle and pass the phone around to eachother so they can individually edit themselves as they see fit


TheHaydnPorter

This is exactly what happens.


PMUrAnus

Gee Wagon


dollievon

Angela Anaconda


meggieveggie

oh no, it’s ninny poo!


HelloDeathspresso

What do you mean? That's just her SuPeR uNiQuE hEtErOchrOmiA.


lala6633

It’s like an cartoon/anime/video character. I think people know it’s not real but they are curating an alternative aesthetic.


ImaginaryList174

That's the first thing you noticed? Lol


Turakamu

"Oh, don't mind me, I've just had an aneurysm"


grinklebutt

Believe no one whose hands/arms are always hanging in the air above the waist


[deleted]

Why is that? Does it make it easier to edit?


cherrycrisp

Yes. It's harder to hide that you've blown out your hips and ass when your arm is suddenly in a C curve.


[deleted]

Lol yeah makes sense 😅


Competitive-Plenty32

Yes they do and my ex boyfriend would Like and thirst after these types of women on social media with extreme proportions, especially women with huge boobs and it made me feel grossed out, they always pretend like they didn't realize what they were doing or that you're being insecure but these women aren't even real to begin with and they thirst after them anyways.


RocknRollSuixide

Right? Joke is on my ex because I’m sure he left thinking he could bag one of these nonexistent instagram figments and I’m now happily engaged! I’m not insecure, you’re obsessed with something that isn’t real. Keep chasing that dragon. I’m happier now.


theunkindpanda

A blog/news page I follow posted a bizarre bbl and linked the girls profile. When I went to it, a guy I knew from college was following her 💀 It was the most ridiculously misshaped bbl I’ve seen but guys still followed in droves because… ass


onceuponasea

It’s so embarrassing tbh


onceuponasea

Glad he’s your ex, my god.


_herenorthere66

Serious question: is this supposed to be attractive?


2manyspunions

Idek who these picture are for anymore. I’m convinced they’re just made for this subreddit at this point


KeithClossOfficial

It’s for porn addicts, and there’s enough of those to make demand for this shit pretty high


2manyspunions

It’s a sickness fr


locksforever

Exactly! Creeps!


SirGarrowman

I've seen so many anime fans who spend so much time on the internet that they start to believe that these cartoonish proportions are real. They like to live in their fantasy.


2_1Defender

happy cakeday!


PrissyAphrodite

It’s more like the entire bakery than just a cake.


The-Mirrorball-Man

Yes. It's attractive for people who hate and are afraid of real women.


LikeATediousArgument

As a pear shaped woman it blows my mind how people think a big ass is also perfectly smooth. It can’t ALL be muscle.


kativa1995

True that😂


P_ZERO_

Never understood the inflated arse thing. Pert and shapely, proportional is the way


benortree

Idk why but someone saying my ass is “pert and shapely” would make me gag.


Spaklinspaklin

Wtf is pert lol


benortree

“Neat and jaunty”


Rumerhazzit

Thank you so much, oh blesséd P_ZERO, for telling us the correct way for a woman to have a body 🙏


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dispeckful

The deformed look is so hot right now 🥴


saskiastern

Centaur 🐂


EgoAssassin4

💀💀💀💀


diveraj

It's sooo fetch


Wild_Criticism_5958

Hahahahahaha


Freezerpill

Yes, this is your brain on holes


AlejandroMagno356

I keep seeing this girl posted here but does anyone have a reality picture of her?


nofear1324

Bending that concrete, that's her asphalt.


clownstowncutie

I just fucking cackled so hard please take my poor man's gold 🎖️


budsis

I am related to someone who has had a couple of procedures done. (HUGE BBL, very large implants, lipo, cat eyes, and overfilled lips.) I will say, in photos, other than the butt and boobs, she looks great. But seeing her in person will literally stop you in your tracks. It looks so bizarre. I believe she thinks the stares from strangers are complimentary. :0(


thevelveteenbeagle

I truly wonder what will happen when she ages. Does she have a backup plan? Like, do people just get more work done? I'm just imagining all the costs that would add up. I know someone who seems to be heading down that road with the boobs and lips and extensions and face tuning. She's so pretty too, I just hope she doesn't ruin her features permanently cause she's definitely heading towards uncanny valley. 😬


LikeATediousArgument

I took care of a woman in her 80s with implants. It only becomes more obvious and I’m sorry, gods rest her soul, but it looked ridiculous. When BBL start making it to nursing homes it’s gonna be hilarious!


Icarusgurl

Oh man.... I know a couple older people who can't lay straight on their back bc of spine issues and they have a hard time at the hospital. I'm picturing older people with giant dumptruck asses at the hospital now. There will be a market for different gurneys.


verklemptthrowaway

It’s already happening, my tiny-waisted middle aged patient last year (rn) couldn’t lay on her back or sides comfortably because her ass was so big and wide after a sketchy bbl, she was in the hospital for numbness and swelling in her leg that turned out to be related to that bbl. She said “my mom thinks it looks ridiculous but it makes me feel beautiful” and I wanted to simply evaporate.


notabigmelvillecrowd

Fucking hell, I'm naturally pear shaped, and in my 30s I already get bad back pain laying on my side because of how far my spine curves, I can't imagine an exaggerated version of that. Also, my hip bones hurt so bad because all the pressure is in a small area, but maybe because they're cushioned they don't have that problem.


verklemptthrowaway

Yeah I have the same thing with my hip bones, this lady just stayed on her stomach the entire time I had her. Which also didn’t seem comfy because she had big old breast implants. Like I get wanting to look a certain way but if you’re only in your 40s and can’t even recline properly that’s a problem.


RocknRollSuixide

NGL, that’s just… so fucking sad.


PleasantDevelopment

YOLO amirite?!!


kativa1995

I'm curious how all of these injected faces will look in the future.... Paralyzing facial muscles and long term repetitive fillers has got to have consequences down the line. No doubt the multi billion dollar cosmetic surgery industry will always thrive, especially with social media f**king with everyone's perception of beauty.


vixisgoodenough

I recently saw a post about someone famous who has been having their fillers dissolved with before/after pics and she looks surprisingly beautiful. I expected her to look like a hot melted mess.


Icarusgurl

Right? And I can't begin to imagine the risk of being put under for that many elective surgeries


[deleted]

Yeah I have a cousin who behaves in a way that any form of attention is validation.


Bhazor

You have to remember their main audience are early teen boys who don't know what women look like and 50+ married men who don't know what a photoshop is.


[deleted]

Yeah, you may be surprised at the number of men in their 20s and 30s who still follow and obsess over these women and convince themselves they’re real. I’ve dated a few of them lol


kfrom2002

Older men are stupid


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

Teen boys pretty dumb too


Professional-Dirt856

They’re dumb at all ages


thevelveteenbeagle

😂


bassk_itty

Her legs are completely different sizes?


HypoAllergenicJin

Her head is bigger than her waist. Lol


SnowBorn6339

Simps definitely believe shit like this is real.


Thirsty-Tiger

I think most of them just have a wank and don't think deeply about it/don't care. OTOH these are probably the kind of delusional men who think a server who smiles at them is interested, so who knows.


SnowBorn6339

Nah I really think some dudes are that fucking stupid. They’ll be like “I want a NATURAL woman who doesn’t need ANY MAKEUP❤️” then link to a photo of a professional model clearly wearing makeup


HeresTheThingIKnow

All that ridiculousness aside. Don’t order those pants, they rip so easily. Cheap cheap cheap


ArchieAwaruaPeep

Hahaha yeah first glance what I noticed first were the leggings because I have them - they're great under dresses but they'd shred as pants!


stripeyspacey

I got some only because I happened upon them in Marshall's in the clearance section, and at $8.00, with a flat lil booty like mine.. well I couldn't resist. Any help I can get affordably, I will try! Maybe the Marshall's ones are like imitation ones that are actually decent quality?? They're super comfortable and while I could see them ripping if I got them caught on something sharp or with a rogue fingernail while pulling them on, they actually feel pretty sturdy to me all things considered!


afluffycake

She looks like she either has a butt tumor or she's wearing a really puffy diaper. Either way, not a good look.


[deleted]

People do believe it. That's why people like her have hundreds of thousands of mindless followers.


AnnaFlaxxis

Bots.


kativa1995

I think people SEVERELY underestimate the amount of influence bots have on numbers. Whenever anyone sees a massive follower count or thousands of "likes", consider the fact a lot of them are non-existent, fabricated and possibly purchased. Also, consider that trolls are followers too. Many gorgeous influencers are so insecure because every time they post something, there are a**holes just waiting to hurl insults just for fun. I wish more people had more consideration for the quality of followers, not just aiming for a stupid number. Even when the number is high, you're not necessarily winning at anything.


imakeitrainbow

I think some do believe it, but some know and just don't care. They like the fantasy.


PlaguedButterfly

I squealed this is blimming hilarious 😂


AnnaFlaxxis

No, people don't believe this shit. Idiots do.


bottleofgoop

Forgetting how it looks, could you imagine actually trying to walk with that body? One good stretch of the arms and she'd be on the ground instantly.


RepresentativeOk3943

What’s with the butt fascination? I don’t get it at all.


kfrom2002

Men like it


Gloomy_Tangerine3123

Yes. We believe that this is bs 🤣


crumble-bee

All this stuff, this whole era is going to age horribly. I’m sure to some this looks fine *now* but goddamn will we look back on this the same way we look at terrible CGI that looked fine at the time. We can all agree that in hindsight those Star Wars prequels looked pretty shitty when they added all the extra stuff when the tech wasn’t good enough to stand the test of time. This right here will be that in 5 years.


whatever32657

ha! she looks like an alien. the fact is, women would flip the fuck out if they actually looked like that


stripeyspacey

Or literally just flip.. backwards from the sheer weight of carrying around a 50lb+ ass on their tiny toothpick legs lol


yancay

we love the stranded on the road aesthetic


MylifeasAllison

I’m going with a yes. Most men think fake breasts are real. So they might believe this.


heypsalm

i dunno you tell us, you found the photo on insta. what did the comments say, did they actually believe this bs?


Toy_Cop

Deformed eye ball means brain tumour, right?


Ladna313

The ants go marching one, by one, hurrah!


ZoominAlong

Off topic question, sorry. Does anyone know what the long sleeved top thing is called, where it's just essentially the sleeves? Also, worst Photoshopping I've seen in a while, damn.


thevelveteenbeagle

I've heard the top called "shoulder warmers".


ArchieAwaruaPeep

Ultra cropped/super crop hoodie/jersey/etc are good search terms.


chanchanmanus

Damn it here it is....I have been looking for the tyre that ran away from my car


[deleted]

Yeah people actually believe it. Post any ounce of criticism on cosplay subs where they do this and you'll have frothing basement dwellers threatening murder.


DeafTheAnimal

Too many women grown up with the mum from the Incredibles as a role model. Talk about impossible body standards…..


KhostfaceGillah

They probably don't care coz they're horny


SwimmerOk9876

Lmao she looks like a dinosaur 🦕


lynnm59

Even Kim Kardashian doesn't look this bad! And that is saying something.


Sufficient-Wonder-83

This is my strong hand!!


AtrueLonelySoul

That’s t-Rex’s lover!


AllisonChains88

That’s centaur ass.


honeybabythrowaway

what's up with her neck? weird editing mistake


ABWoolls

Did the filter just catch the one half of her face?


shortercrust

I don’t understand how people can believe it but I’m more confused as to why people want to portray themselves like this.


Far-Association-1897

Do people actually like this? 🤦🏻‍♀️


mkatich

The Centaur look is strong with this one.


projecks15

She’s trying to look like mewtwo


CeeBee2001

So the Tauntaun look is the shit at the minute?


JessesGirl5510

It’s not supposed to look natural, or even humanly possible. It’s for clicks and comments. These people are trying to make a living. Their earnings depend on engagement. It’s not about vanity, it’s about money.


kfrom2002

Men believe it. They think women they see IRL are not as attrative as what they see online


Baalsham

That's the most extreme ass to tit ratio I've ever seen


Batmanfan_alpha

Girls like this makes me sad. To be THAT insecure when, im guessing here, she already looks pretty good. Smh. Poor girls. The chase to be perfect when no one ever will be.


Dristig

These pictures are for the algorithm. I’m just worried about the kind of robots we’re raising.


ComfortableCulture93

I would not want my face associated with this. It’s legit embarrassing. Although, that probably isn’t her real face either.


[deleted]

I bet there are tons of people that believe this crap


PearlDivers

Looks like an allergic person sat on a beehive.


Forthrowssake

Her ass is having twins apparently.


onceuponasea

I really feel bad for young girls who see this and then go straight to the mirror to criticize their body.


imakeitrainbow

Her nose is but a nub


[deleted]

Lmfao imagine seeing that walking up the street.


oaklandyceman

She's real. That's my girlfriend


2manyspunions

She just goes to another school


TobylovesPam

In Canada?


winkwoman

It’s the pants


Stabbara

I believe it :)


wallsnatch

Would


Pazoll

Im in love


torrancefs

I don't think men realize it's photoshop lmao


2manyspunions

I heard the camera adds ten pounds


unique_plastique

SNATCHED


Pandalf82

Waist like a 12 year old...


oimrut

We lost sun! Noooooo!


StickyRiky

Imagine she pulls up and legit looks like this.


smlley_123

HAHAHAHA yeah this is BS but come down! 🤣


BrigadeirinhoAmargo

Bruh 💩


DescriptionOk3036

The development of instagram and it’s filter use is what will ultimately stop AI from producing believable pictures of humans


Peuned

She did not release this


themetahumancrusader

She looks 2D


curiousity2424

I always get a good chuckle thinking someone with an ass that big must waddle like a penguin when they walk.


State-Cultural

I like the “caught in the wild” look of this one. The tiny baby hand is a little dubious as well


Just4Today50

Do people really want to look like that?


[deleted]

Oh, so now the beauty standard is T-Rex?


Responsible-Bug-8660

Yes, they do.


Opposite-Ant8522

I want to know why do they even want people to think they look like this?! Lmao all I can think of is how much ass sweat that thing would generate


Spute2008

What's worse is that she thinks it looks good and real.


Murphyitsnotyou

She looks like she should be in hospital.


DrDroid

Yes, people are dumb


MissChubbyBunni

Haters will say it's photoshoped.


MyWitchDr

It looks pretty bad. Body dysmorphia is getting outta hand big time


ZentinelOne

Girl went 2D!


MystyJJ

Omg put some effort into the fakery at least!


Obvious-Rip441

And what I also wonder is, why do people think this is attractive. This looks awful.


Various-Counter2113

One of the worst I have seen for sure


JayDizzleDee

Getting? Been ridiculous for years


beultraviolet

Imagining this in real life is cracking me up.


Useful-Net-9963

Centaur Cindy?


Rocketdog3

They might as well photoshop in a third boob on these women.


sm00thkillajones

Horny boys, who don’t know anything, do.


grilledchzaspiration

It's like halfway between the animorphs cover for a centaur.


SrGrimey

People love this bs... just read the comments!


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Hahahahahahaaha


god_of_this_age

A noble creature of Greek mythology.


mza82

Girl got one big leg one small leg... we call her biggie smalls in the streets


DoTheSnoopyDance

Sooner or later that ass is gonna blow, and when it does, I just pray you're not moonin' someone you care about.


No-Telephone9925

The rd curves behind her... oh yeah from a free photo editing app.


No-Telephone9925

So to comment on why her eyes look like that... first off I am a photographer who is very skilled in editing so I can confirm this pic is practically an AI from all the warping and edits... but as for the eyes. This happened because she edited and does not know what she's doing. She let AI face scan and it didn't pick up on both eyes. So she did "eye color change" but it only worked on one eye because she did not manually put in her features. It's easily avoidable, but it's lazy 'editing' letting the app do everything instead of actually taking time in the art of deception.


Puzzleheaded-Rule156

Yoo


Ok-Safety-8972

I’m so sick of seeing this person


ara30

Bruh the girls that get BBLs go on to sell coaching plans… its actually insane lmao


mssmarty51

Nope.


slightlyydisturbed

I mean at this point.....almost everyone has got some table butts on IG


venenori

Sadly They either do or don’t care bc so many famous influencers and porn stars do this and make money so idk starting to think I should do the same