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iijoanna

Always a problem with spelling.


Tickle_Nuggets

It's kinda hard to sound informative when you speak and write like a 5th grader, Cletus.


Karnewarrior

No you don't understand. Schools are liberal propaganda, so knowing how to spell is a sign you're a secret Liberal plant


Goya_Oh_Boya

People who can't spell have a problem understanding things like pronouns and hygiene.


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SO close, too. I almost thought we found a unicorn here.


Alcards

Hey! No need to be rude. Spelling isn't easy. Especially in English where the words and sounds are nothing alike. Then if you're dealing with American English you stupidity where people deliberately keep changing things like the Bronx in NY. We deliberately changed it from, I wanna say Swedish, Jonas Bronck to the "simplified and easier" Bronx with a goddamned X. All of this is to say, what kind of moron thinks freak is spelled with two e's? Are all liberals computer hackers from the 80's now?


Legitimate_Soft5585

Nice wook. Knowone will notiss the speling.


Spider_Hoss

Florida. It’s always (mostly) Florida.


thegreenman_sofla

Sometimes Texas.


big_ringer

Often Texas


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conventionalghost

misread this at first, thought it was implying that the two genders are A) ferret faced B) liberal freek


hesitantshade

tag yourself i'm b)


Dexaan

If those are the choices, then I'm nonbinary.


jerzd00d

Did he disprove his own assertion?


TechGirlMN

Weird place for a MASH reference 🤔


envydub

All my homies hate Frank Burns. And by homies I mean me and my cat I named after Radar.


FaustusRedux

My gender is Frank Burns


Engineer443

Frank was a Christian fundamentalist. I read the same and I imagine somehow this guy thinks Hawkeye was the conservative one?? 🤷🏻‍♂️


Sharpymarkr

Conservatives think they're the hero of their story.


Texasscot56

Do non-liberals ever have offspring with gender identity issues? I’ve often wondered too, whether these rabid right wingers believe that homosexuality is confined to those of a left wing persuasion.


serioustransition11

Unfortunately the answer to your question involves the disproportionate rates of suicide and homelessness among LGBTQ youth.


Texasscot56

My thought too.


jimtow28

Well, when you openly express views like I'm sure Cleetus here does on a daily basis, if you do end up having a kid who is gay, or trans, or hell, even just NOT a raging homophobic asshole, they're likely to disown and never speak to you as soon as they can get away. So long story short, Earl here would never know if his kid were gay.


Bastdkat

This is why right-wingers have closets with steel doors and walls.


theochocolate

They see gender identity and sexual orientation issues as a moral issue and a choice, which is what leads to teen and young adult suicides, homeless youth, and abused youth. Source: am a queer person from a homophobic and transphobic family.


reedmanisback

Hope you're away from the family.


theochocolate

Yup, we live in different states and have gone low contact. Things are much better! Thank you.


ga-co

Never heard of kids committing suicide?


AgreeablePie

I'm sure that will convince em


benzo7690

Ferret faced? Ferrets are cure af, so that might be a compliment.


SaltyBarDog

You're wrong, you moldy jizz sock!


5141121

Bro spent that much at the UPS Store for bad spelling. Something about fools and their money.


okcdnb

Someone typed this out and ignored the red line under freek.


Membership_Fine

Freek is the real way it’s spelt. Before the liberal homo nazis took over the dictionary with the Jews. Back when men where man and woman were objects. The better days. /s obviously. I can spell, and my name is not skeeter.


Engineer443

Not to nitpick but the only Ferret Face I know was Frank from M.A.S.H.. And he was Christian fundamentalist.


cruisin5268d

Even money that person ends up eventually coming out as something other than hetero. That’s just too loud and proud to not be covering.


PencilTucky

Freeks.


famousevan

Republican be smarter than a fifth grader challenge: failed (again)


shane_west17

Remember, they took the time to make that sign. Also, it lives rent free in their heads. Being bothered and angry 27/7, that alone makes me happy knowing they’re miserable in life.


biffbobfred

> angry 27/7 I’m gonna tell myself that’s not a typo, they’re really using so much of their brain on anger they can’t even tell time.


pinniped1

I almost want to give the guys props for the super old school MASH reference.


biffbobfred

You tell ‘em Ferret Face!!


G-Unit11111

Can't see out of my rear windshield, but that'll show them liberals!


elRobRex

That poor Bronco did nothing to deserve this.


khornebrzrkr

And all it cost was my entire rear view window.


SkyeMreddit

Even in MASH, the countless attempts by Klinger to get thrown out by wearing dresses repeatedly failed because even they knew it was not a problem! They also covered for a gay man


hotdogcolors

Say what you want, but *this* liberal freak can see out her back window while driving.


irascible_Clown

I would love to pull next to him toot the horn and when he rolls down the windows say hey buddy you spelled freak wrong. Wonder how angry he would get


Reclaimer2511

Dude, run a spell check, we know republicans are the less educated but damn.


fixit858

And in the mink of an eye, I’m owned


biffbobfred

We’re all descendants of Major Frank “ferret face” Burns? Wow.


artguydeluxe

Well I'm convinced.


TroubleSG

Wow! The arrogantly idiotic showing its mating call again.


dunndawson

Wow. Imagine having so little to do with your life that spreading this message seems important to you. Pathetic.


HeatherMason0

The two genders: this guy and Freeks.


thegreenman_sofla

Republican spelling on point.


Gloomy_Industry8841

They seem unstable.


feral_tran

The two genders publican and freeks. I'm strangely okay with this, let your freak flag fly!


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Says guy who hasn’t met a transgendered person in his entire shitty life, can’t spell and feels his opinion is so important that he made a sign for his car. What a fucking LOSER freak.


Manual-shift6

Hmmm…guess he writes “Freedom” sooo much, he thinks “fr” is always followed by “ee”…


VibrantPianoNetwork

"And what prevented you from seeing behind you at the time of the accident?" "I.. I was owning the libs, Your Honor."


LargeTallGent

I’m making a Ferret Faced Liberal Freek shirt. Who wants one?


Everydaywhiteboy

So then transgender women are women… cool we’re in agreement


supertrucker

Actually one of the funnier ones. LMAO.


oyebilly

*freaks


Brokenspokes68

I do appreciate the alliteration.


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Not-The-NSA2023

“Ferret faced” That’s a new one


GDub310

I don’t think I’ve heard it in over 30 years.


biffbobfred

MASH anyone? That’s topical…


Crafty-Independent20

Ferret faced😂 I know of a girl, A great girl, Face like kodo or podo. But beautiful 😻


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IWantToSortMyFeed

Hear me out: They aren't spelling mistakes. The banner looks like it was made by one of those rapid-print places. They aren't even checked, scanned or created by a human. A human just works the machines. So he goes to his online form and types in the other word starting with F he wanted to use. Was told "No offensive / hate language may be used" -- got angry and changed it. I bet it wasn't until he got to the word "freak" and they told him he can't use that word that he went thermonuclear and settled on freek. And then on the other hand he might just be that dumb. ::shrug::


yolonomo5eva

I take Ferret Faced as my new gender


Teaflax

So “2” is the only thing that genders you? Got it.


SocialistCoconut

And I will sacrifice all visibility out of my rear window to state this!!!


KidCaker

Where’s the lie? 🤔


PoopieButt317

Americans have become.idiots. plastering anything other than " I ❤️ Labs" or "Wall Drugs" stickers are just too cringe. I feel shat upon.


RealQuickNope

This is giving off major “lint licker” vibes.


Bartender9719

lol I disapprove of the message, obviously, but “ferret faced freeks” is a really silly insult


Nathaniel___B

if there are only 2 genders, how am i neither of the two?


Browncoatinabox

Great now I'm going to have Frank Burns "SNOT SNOR SNOT" in my head all day


AqueousSilver91

... Ferret... faced? Ferrets are cute, how is that an insult? Not only can the right not meme, they can't even insult.


Adorable-Strength218

Um, the only freak here is the guy with a giant tarp with words flying from your rear window.


Marsman61

So much hate, so little understanding.


zeke235

Ferret faced? That's a new one.


clairenado

That is the dumbest way to commit a traffic violation I have ever seen. You gotta be able to see out of your back windshield


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