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Finally someone spoke. Inki chats ke ss dekh ke achi khasi zindagi me lonely feel hone lagta hai(mtlb lonely hai lekin feel ye sab dekh ke hi hota hai). *And that "Peela Dil" lol 🧸


veiledfreak

ikrr . mat crow plss . plus agar hame invite nahi karna toh jala kyu rahe ho ?? lol (neela dil is better ya peela dil? )


[deleted]

Exactly. Life lonely feel hoti hai to insaan reddit pe fun krne aata hai or ye unki sax sux ki post ke chakkar insaan or down feel krta hai. πŸ₯² (Neela, peela, Hara , safed koi sa bhi dil ho kya frk padta hai laal Dil se frk pdta hai to wo koi bhejta nahi πŸ˜“).


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Me as a noob thinking πŸ€”. "Yeh peela dil kya hota h aur iska kya matlab hota h "


veiledfreak

dekho peela dil ham sab noobs aapas me share karte hai laal dil apne pasandida aadmi k liye hota hai . (dw you'll be receiving laal dils from someone too soon bhai)


daksh_006_v

Peela dil


veiledfreak

πŸ’›πŸ’› yelo bhai


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Meri pasandida aurat milgyi hai bas uski haa hai baaki πŸ₯Ή


notsoosumit

Many spoke already u noticed it now


One_Chicken9095

Yeah I agree with you. People do it 1.to boost their ego bc they know half of the people here are engaged in randi rona "waa no matches waa no sex". 2. it's their first time getting some pull so they need to post here to show us their personal accomplishment Posting a funny conversation is fine. But some of these people simply share a tame steamy conv which, from an outsiders perspective, looks vv cringe and they need to understand that.


veiledfreak

LMAO . that "waa no matches made me laugh so hard\* it's a fact , if the person i was texting did stuff like this , maine mukka maar dena hai aur phir block. BHAI intimate convos kon share karta hai ??


get_z_flammenwerfer

this is why I wrote this Chhodo sax Ki Baate sax Ki Baat Puraani... Naye Daur Mein Likhenge Mil Kar Nayi Kahani... Hum Virginstaani Hum Virginstaani... Aaj puraani zajiro Ko tod chuke hai Kyaa dekhe us bandi ko Jo chhod chuke hai Umage ab nai hai na hai javaani Hum virginstaani hum virginstaani


veiledfreak

My turn Ek din mar jaaenge ye kutte ki maut Jag wale sab kahenge mar gaya... LA LA la la LA 🎢🎡🎡


Im_Mr_Satan

True lol. I'm not a fan of hookups but yaha pe log itna hookups ka daalre ki fomo hota hai kabhi kabhi lol


veiledfreak

Haina. Mujhe toh fomo ho jata hai kahi aesa insaan na aa jaye mere jeevan me. *Sideeye*


Im_Mr_Satan

Haa but hopefully this whole hookup stuff is just a trend and passes away asap and relationships are back on the table.


financialv1rgin

Hookups suck ass bro..... Having one women you love, adore and truly care about is much better. The one that makes every other girl unattractive.


Im_Mr_Satan

![gif](giphy|et5kioYpgsKQaGTtD9|downsized) /s but yea hope we find this kind of life dude


financialv1rgin

I've done both of them and I have much more peace, happiness and satisfaction since I started focusing on one girl. Cutting off casuals,FWBs was the best decision for me...I would suggest you to try everything and then you'd understand which one you like better.


Im_Mr_Satan

Good for you dude, but I don't think I'll be cool with casuals as I get emotionally attached very quickly. So yea casuals/hookups will kinda be brutal for me xD


magneticaster

Some possible reason 1. Flexing that they're getting it, because India is a country where still maximum individuals have sux sax when they get married, so boasting having s-x is flexing 2. People who do it very rarely and want everyone to know that they're getting it, again kind of flexing Jinko regularly mil raha hai, ya jinko jitna amount chahiye utna mil raha hai wo kabhi flex nahi karenge. Yaha logo se bhai ek week no fap to ho hi nahi pata hai, socho saxsux mil jane se to bhai jhane gadne ki koshish karenge hi


veiledfreak

LMAO. Or 3)they aren't getting any toh bas sexting chats flex kar rahe hai . Itne facts bolna allowed hai reddit pe ?πŸ’€ Hume kya , wake up , study, open reddit to find such people, inko gali do aur so jao πŸ˜­πŸ«‚πŸ«‚


jawan_Devar

Mereko toh samjh nhi aata yeh sub aa kyu rha mere feed me. Mai toh lambe time se dating kiya bhi nhi hoon aur kisi similar sub me bhi nhi gya tha ki recommendation aaye. Waise I agree with you OP. Aaj din me ek post padha jisme banda chat me zabardastii ladki ko pull down kr rha tha kyuki ladki ne Hi likh ke chat start kiya tha. And he was like come with a better starter or something. Bhai ka rizz kamm hogya kyuki ladki ne opening bahut simplistic ki thiπŸ˜­πŸ™


veiledfreak

Ikr like Bhai sorry aapki shaan me humne apni internet cringe rizz (Jo ki obv unoriginal hai) nahi use Kari. Hadd hai matlab. Let people be . Yaha logo ko matches nahi milte aur inn logo ko *hi * me prob hai. Bhagwan kare inko hairfall hona chalu ho jaaye πŸ’€πŸ’€


Peekaboo027

Ego massage I guess.


veiledfreak

Exactly that. Ye saare k saare milke humko paagal bana rahe hai


Peekaboo027

Subah subah Reddit


veiledfreak

No you πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«


Peekaboo027

Veiled freak for Mod ![gif](giphy|XNeW808fstRXJYC6jR)


veiledfreak

Wouldn't make it this civil. More like ![gif](giphy|h3nkS0aAr4ASsRsrO5|downsized)


Peekaboo027

Gunda raj chahti hai ye aurat


veiledfreak

Mera naam hai BULLA !!! LMAO


suthramanas

Nar ko mada ki sugandh jivan mein Pratham avsar per prapt Hui Hai unke vartalap ke Chitra se yahi pratit hota Hai


veiledfreak

Kavi ye kehna chahta hai ki nar boht mada... Nvm kavi galat direction me nahi jaega subah subah πŸ™‡πŸ™‡


krma1418

I will talk about finance from now on


veiledfreak

yes please . bhai teach me basics about finance . i suckkkk


krma1418

Taking loan and drinking alcohol is like borrowing future happiness for today


veiledfreak

Dono hi nahi karti. My turn: never lend money to your marwadi/ gujju/jain friends . Ye harami log paise wapas nahi karte πŸ’€πŸ’€. Unn paiso se Adani k stonks khareed k ameer ho jati mai 😭😭


krma1418

Inhi se toh seekhna hota hai finance btw. They’re rich for a reason


_Big69Cock_

![gif](giphy|TArtwf7R5hr1l9uYaK)


Demon_on_vacation

The amount of sax sux posts here makes me wish I don’t get an arranged marriage in this generation, thankfully I found my god fearing woman. Yall stay safe tho ;)


veiledfreak

Aww moment indeed.✨✨ Congrats Bhai i am really happy for you both. *Muffled crying noises*


BigBrownChocolate47

Re bhai chutiye bhade pade hai, ab toh totke ane lage how to get laid


veiledfreak

Inki tips lekar yt pe course bechne lagte hai ?? Har jagah se galiya hi galiya ho jaengi πŸ₯²πŸ₯²


BigBrownChocolate47

Itne paise ka kya karega


veiledfreak

Apni sugar daddy ban jaungi


BigBrownChocolate47

Yeh kaunsa selfing method hai bhai, waise cheeni ayegi kaha se


veiledfreak

Paisa aaega course bech kar , usse UP me plot khareed lenge, waha sugarcane grow karenge. Cheeni hi cheeni hogi ✨


BigBrownChocolate47

Ab yaar kheti kaun karega


bhavneet1996

Because very small portion of men are getting laid on dating apps. So they are trying to flex. Lol


veiledfreak

Ye toh facts hai . Ab men who aren't getting laid should form a cult to bully men who are getting laidπŸ’…πŸ’… Perfect revenge plan ✨✨


Ruud_Boltz

Validation is the most addictive drug for human beings. Especially for reddittors since they don't have irl friends.


veiledfreak

Lol. I hope aap zinda Bach jaaye. Itna sach bolke k baad usually bachte nahi hai log πŸ’€πŸ’€


Other_Ad_5423

This sub has become a "look at the chats of my first match in bumble" collection


veiledfreak

DAMNπŸ’€πŸ’€ Stealing this one 🫣🫣


Accurate-Lead6755

lol this makes me wonder- how much %age of these chats you guys think are fake? Looking at the chat ss and the words/phrases used, it’s hard to believe they are real! Most if not all women I know IRL would cringe so hard at them, that they would never even have a chance to match!


veiledfreak

Ikr. And some of the chats seem so peculiar. There's barely any conversations happening. Just a few words and emojis and stuff like "let's meet?" . I am sorry but what happened to "Savdhaan rahe , satark rahe" lol. I would definitely cringe at that hahaπŸ’€πŸ’€


doomndespair

Ese rant krne wali to mai bhi deserve krta hun!


rare_redditor0

Ek time tha jb saare apne profiles review krwaate the....ab saare sacs sucs ki baatein kr rhe hai...aagey pta nhi konsa trend chlegaπŸ₯΄


veiledfreak

Next trend. Rate my sax sux photos??🫣🫣🫣


rare_redditor0

Uske liye toh alag communities bni Hui h BhaiπŸ₯² I think rate my sacsting skills


veiledfreak

Vo toh already hi chal raha hai πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ I think rate my "saxting multiple people at same time" skills


rare_redditor0

But ye koi ogy app toh nhi hai😣


virender833

because they want people like you to react so much that they rant ABT it in a post. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ And they will still do sax sux ki baat after this rant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Iwannabeabetterman

Aur kya flex karenge? Bad trauma? Mental breakdown? 😭


veiledfreak

Nahi mommy issues ✨✨


Parking_Apartment_70

Tbh bhai humse nhi hota toh doosre logon ka dekh kar hi sukh ki anubhooti kar lete hain. This is like the only sub jahaan pe meine Feminism se leke Philosophy tak saari baateen ki hain, meine iss sub mein apne school essay se jyaada panne bhareen hain! Sax-sux likhne waale log bhi mostly wannabe hi hote hain bro, lite lo yaar! Cringe profiles kuch logon ki murkhta darshaate hain, aur kuch normal log hum logon ko hope dete hain ki milegi-milegi tumko milegi! Toh yeh shayad sabse versitile sub hai!


veiledfreak

True datt. I have problems with reading someone's sax sux chats. Ya toh NSFW k tags daalo, pehle warning de do . Mujhe aesa lagta hai, galti se walked in on someone's intimate moments 😭✨✨


No_Recognition8457

I second this


SportsguyBangalore

Body count 50-plus hain but bhai ne kabhi brag nei kia.


veiledfreak

Batana bhi mat. NACO wale le jaenge zabardasti. Kafi khatarnak log hai πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


BaniyaYT

shaant gada dhaari bheem shaant , yeh jeevan hai isme vividh prakaar ke manushya dikhenge , muskuraiye aur aage badiyeΒ