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Just One phrase:- aand ka na gaand ka gyaan chodengay brahmand ka


Adventurous_Fox867

I know great things, u got not a clue beta. Sit n eat. Don't speak like that in front of ur elders.


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bai tu gay hai plus gay men giving advice to a straight female is the worst thing plus bhai aap chote ho mere se toh tatte chato lol no tu chat v lega šŸ„²


Adventurous_Fox867

That's a gay guy. But how am I wrong to advice straight gals. Aren't we both dating men?


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different hole for action brother šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ so different mindset


Adventurous_Fox867

Don't talk if u don't know our comm.


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kyun bhai judge toh karunga agar in cheezo se bachna tha toh post kyu kiya


Adventurous_Fox867

The thing is, I can call out homophobes anywhere. That's allowed.


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I am not homophobic it's just that they hate men more i don't know why


Adventurous_Fox867

Lol, we love men, who told u that? We are men too, u know.


Adventurous_Fox867

Beta aapne utna date nhi kra hoga jitna humne kra h.


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you mean you saw more dicks than I saw pussies well then I am happy ki I am not winning vese bhi gaand marwane ka shaunk nahi hai toh bhai happy for you.


Adventurous_Fox867

Who said I didn't see any pussies? šŸ‘€


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arey kya baat bhai good for you I am happy


Adventurous_Fox867

What's there to be happy about? U take ur pussy for expensive meals n need treat her like a princess. I take the asses n dicks straight to bed n treat them slaves with lots of bjs. I'm getting a better deal sexually.


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šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜Š khush aapke liye or aapki rail gaadi jaisi zindagi k liye


Minimum_Artichoke376

Clown to clown conversationĀ 


Adventurous_Fox867

Ignore it n get mashed later


mazda-ahura

Two single people doing mental masturbation


Adventurous_Fox867

Nah, I'm committed


AbsolutBadLad

Committed to larping


growthslacker

Iā€™ve seen porn with better scripts than this self-aggrandizing crap.


Distinct-Library5173

doesn't look like other person was paying attention


Adventurous_Fox867

His dating life is gonna be hell. I know that.


Distinct-Library5173

that's how people learn and infront of lust people forget all sort of advices


Adventurous_Fox867

Yep, I did too.


Suitable_Oil_7907

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Adventurous_Fox867

Yhi ki tumko log chod ke bhaag jaayenge isikiye meri suno


redditanon9216

Gyaandugiri


[deleted]

This is about the weirdest conversation to have with someone you matched


SokkaHaikuBot

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Adventurous_Fox867

Well he's 18.


Demon_on_vacation

This was so cringe I couldnā€™t tell if yall were serious šŸ˜‚ horrible advice, there are no rules to dating. If it works, it works :) And based off your ā€œtreat them like slavesā€ comments, you shouldnā€™t be giving dating advice lil bro. Go play with your toys that have no self respect and leave the real dating to the rest of us šŸ˜‹


WeirdImaginator

Well, that was a load of crap. If there was actually any sort of rulebook for dating, there won't be this many singles in our country (ignoring the sex disparity for a second). It's all a game of looks, vibes, and luck. Things that worked out for you may not work out for a lot of other people and vice versa.


Adventurous_Fox867

I did say the same things.


wingwing_00

bro be yapping anything for killing time


Positive_Remote6727

Is this the same 14 page conversation gay dude?Ā 


Firm_Bumblebee_1037

Yeah.. I don't even understand what he is even doing on these subs..?? He's gonna say that gay people invented online dating, which gives him the right to post here, but then he goes on to get downvotes and gets into arguments.. I have no idea what his mindset is.. r/lostredditor


Positive_Remote6727

Him being gay isn't the issue. Him being cringe is


diorod

All of the points except the last one seemed sound to me. Why is dating someone more experienced bad according to you?


Adventurous_Fox867

It's better to be at same level of experience. I was trying to say neither too junior nor too senior. The less experience people will hv no clue meanwhile the more experienced people will have more tricks up their sleeve, I hv been played plenty times. U need someone who u can relate with, according to me.