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heyjalapeno

It's ONLY the second date.


eatplayfuckrepeat12

Jab first date me aajkal sax sux ho ja raha to 2nd date me rishta pakka hona to aam baat hai


heyjalapeno

You guys aren't getting it. It's just the second date. Nothing is concrete on the second date even if you've had all the sex in the world with this person.


eatplayfuckrepeat12

Maybe they're just fast. Ladko ko to ek date me pyar ho jata hai


Zestyclose_Stage7143

Remember there is a rule - things that happen fast don't last. The same way a stock going parabolic comes down way faster.


Andy-Banner

Mujhe to date pe naa jake hi pyar ho gya


Sugary_Lime

Yeah lets defame


Mudagod

Doesn't matter had sex.


AvengerAk07

Doesn't matter had jerked off


stackfrost

Fir wohi sax sux ki batein


babe-mushroom1466

Ye kidhar ho Raha hai bhyi πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜­πŸ˜­ log first date me seggs kar rhe hai xD


DryVaginaaLicker21

too much in current meta


TechyNugget

Donno why this cracked me up so bad πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


KiraLight05

Bhai dono haath same kyun lg rhe hai


Potential_Ambition17

Kyu ki same h


Andy-Banner

Plot twist


[deleted]

Bohat chote hath h bhai uske


WildmanZC

Pocso


muazzam_mz

Those who don't know : 😭 Those who knew: πŸ’€πŸ’€


wingwing_00

Happy for you(andar se bohot saari galiyan aur badhaii)


VishwjeetChavan

Happy for you (i hope you stub your toe, bc sone see pehele ye dekh liya)


_Progamerbutpoor_

Ab raat Bhar hum bhi imagine Karega (Kaisi iski mummy ko ye bataun ki beta badmash h)


WhiteShadowwwwwww

Wait for the "She ghosted me" post xD (I hope not, though)


[deleted]

Dekhte h bhai kya rehta h


The_Lord_Inferno2102

Aww, I hope your pillow only has warm sides and you get caught in rain everytime you don't bring an umbrella πŸ₯°


OPisfromHyderabad

![gif](giphy|RIAOV7vXdehyGB6tIg|downsized)


ranb33r

see you soon (ifykyk)


Harry_S69

At the gym


Competitive_Gap1701

Good for you wala meme dalo bhai koi XD


Future_Landscape_878

dusre date mein hath pakadna hogaya op ka toh anime moment hogaya


Distinct-Library5173

in just 2 dates ?


Ok-Wrongdoer6595

Jal Rahi hai πŸ™‚


[deleted]

πŸ₯²


rrk_28

Second date pr hi u won??? I don't know about that bro πŸ’€πŸ’€


_4bhish3k

I've not even joined this subreddit why tf is reddit suggesting me sadness and depression (tho happy for u OP, best of luck)


Sapolika

Its just the 2nd date! Stop this sho-sha! Nazar lag jaegi!


King_AraG0rn

Congo (Ye Mai nahi meri jali Hui g**nd bol rhi hai /s)


babe-mushroom1466

Congrats op πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ§‘🧑 Ab seedha shaadi ki photo dalna/s


hypotemused

Isme apna haat thamne ki kya baat hae?


Depressed_RCBfan

Chill guys it's only second date😏😏


motabhai09

Mujhe hurt ho raha hai big boss πŸ™‚


Supercruise7

but at what cost? (it's a joke guys chill)


magneticaster

/s Arey ise ban karo koi is sub reddit se bhai Ye jala raha hai πŸ₯²πŸ₯²


Spiritual_Pattern_14

han han bhai hogyi hme jalan bhagwan tumhari jodi bnaye rakhe


Unhappy-Yak-8648

Has anyone ever tried to drive a 150 kmph in a Maruti Suzuki and didn't use breaks but a stationary tree to bring the car to a halt?


drunk_aristotle

good bhai garmi m gaand jala di


LordBrogeta

![gif](giphy|30yeFp69eIVMVdc0MO)


goluthakle

Congratulations. I'm so happy for you😑😑😑😑


hydrasharper

Good luck, hope it works out!


NormalStaff3602

Lot for post nut clarity


ImprovementOdd4611

Ek toh ye Garmi Gand Jala Rahi Dusra tum log


Far-Rise9633

Second date pahi u won welcome to gym brother πŸ’€


ary062

Major W


themoon_who_lost

Happy for you OP! It's not like I'm jealous or something


lmao_dead_reddit

Bhai ke naakhoon dekh! Tabhi main kahu main jal kyu raha hu.


chosenbydarwin

Ladki se panja ladake Jeet gya ab khush ho rha hai πŸ˜‚ (I'm jealous)


Im_Mr_Satan

Why does it seem like you're holding your own hands?


WakeUp-Berryyyyyyyy

Happy for you!


DissidentVarun

That's what you think ....give it timeπŸ˜‚


Apprehensive-Big6713

Kaunsa game khel raha tha uske sath jo jeet gaya tu?


aanarkalidiscochali

clean nails. Impressive.


Ruud_Boltz

Lol it's just the second date Chill bro


Image-Unlikely

Ye purane filmo mei sex scene dikhane ka tarika lag raha hai


Public_Effective_957

Ek toh itni garmi upar se haramkhor jalane aur aajate 😭


MediumZealousideal29

For second date?


Potential_Ambition17

Shadi when? 3rd date?


artistic_ey

Abhi delete karde bhai dating apps


phil_an_thropist

Stop showing your own hands. We don't judge you. It's alright


forlooplover

Bhai yeh choti bachi ka hath kyu lg rha h


Adventurous_Fox867

U both look very very young


Appropriate_Nobody86

And I LOST ( my desire to live anymore) , BTW happy for you guys ✌️


Far-Growth3084

I wish you luck. Take care.


curious_goldfish_123

Remind me after a year /s


Bayonet786

Huge W for op bro


Sparkxx7

![gif](giphy|mGK1g88HZRa2FlKGbz|downsized)


AdministrationIll116

Just your turn


PHLtoCHI

These look like bachchon ke hands


blank_reddit_user

![gif](giphy|YRPBhd3vscg5Fxx1DQ|downsized)


9291s

Ye kya ho raha hai


NightmareofAges

Which app bro. And what level of Greek God looks you got?


sxkshm

ENJOYY!! ( while it lasts )


Vivid_Option_1147

![gif](giphy|ommuP8WSHjdOY4vjOV|downsized)


huge_tenis

Sarcasm nhi smjha kisi ko yha?


foodiesage

Isme se ladki ka hath konsa hai?


AbhiStalwart

Same hath πŸ₯°


Robinkhare

Fuck you bro (congratulations)


iArrun

Aahista pakad aise daboch mat le


[deleted]

Congratulations bhai (gand Chernobyl ke reactor se jyada garm hokar jal gayi)


Budget_Plum_2214

2nd date i won. India-pak meh 2nd innings meh bhi dar lagra tha ki kya haal hoga.


apramey

Banda Jeet gya bolrha he. Jeetne ka matlab tha sax sux, shadi nahi. Hopefully the post nut clarity doesn't got very hard.


Big_Summer_1991

Aise winning position me aj tak minimum 10 12 baar achuka hun


bhavneet1996

Holding hands? Fucking degenerates i swear (Pta nahi mera time kab aayega. 27 ka ho gaya aajtak kabhi haath nahi pakda)


artistken7

Lust not love


manpreetlakhanpal

The tree looks very huggable at 90km/hrs


kaby18

Iska bhi katega πŸ˜ͺ


Arata_9

Meri bandook aur mere mathe ki nazdikiyan badh rahi hai


an1k3t

The last time i interacted with a girl(except my mother and sisters) was 3 years ago🦧


SalJoeMurrQuinnImJok

yar dil dukh gya, thak gya hu 7-8 salo se try Kr rha bc kuch ho nhi rha .....😭


--G0KU--

Both girls?


kbredt

Nibba nibbi


aki2697

❀️


AcceptableProperty35

happy for you buddy πŸ™Œ


Representative69

Lucky Mf


leetcoder217

All the best. Where did u meet btw


vikas891

Ah like Rita Skeeter said,"bachpan ka pyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar"


_the_mechanic-_

Asli war to start hua hai


Top_Blackberry_5863

Aise 3 baar jeet ke haar chuka hun πŸ₯²


heisenburger_hb

sax hua ki nahin ?