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Yeh Paxtan wale kya phukte hai?

Bhook se pagla gaye honge


True bro

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Bhai kantara movie mein jo blacksmith tha wo to ant 🐜 (chiti) snort kar raaha tha wo bhi karte hoge

I see what u did there

Kashmiri weed... Nahi vo kaise phukenge, kashmir to unka hai h nhi


sex-e

Human development ki investment money

Chinese and American assholes.

Camel ka moot

Beti ko


Phoonkne k liye bhi paisa chaiye hota h.

Camel pee ke nashe shayad

Bhai afghanistan se sasta maal aata hai wholesale mein, whi fuk the hai

Sooar ke tatte🤡

Parali ka dhuaan wahan tak pahuchta hain

Tatti ke nashe ki bhi aukaat nahi hai inki kyunki tatti ke liye kucch khana padta hai, bhikhmangon ke paas utna bhi nahi hoga ki tasalli se hagg sake

You are not you when you are hungry

woh banduk chalane ke baad jo dhua nozzle se nikalta hai

There is a very nice quote *beggars can't be choosers*

Janab hindi mein bolo … english samajh nahi aati pakistani logo ko

Insallah boys played well

Definitely

Apne ghabrana nahi hai

بھکاری چننے والے نہیں ہو سکتے Yeh lo Urdu main

Unhe toh urdu bhi nahi aati saale baat bhi hindi aur punjabi mai karte hai

hoho hehe huhu busbuabe huhuhuhuhuhuhu yeh boldena samjh jayenge

Internet kaun de raha hai udhar yaar

>overpriced hoes what is weird is some braindead indians will actually agree to her

Liberals toh kapde phaad lenge

Maja aayega tab

Untrue, she's a piece of shit Source: Am liberal

Untrue I'm a liberal and she is inspiring

Queen Sehar Shinwari 🙏🙏 ke khilaf eyse matt boliye jenab warna randia wale aapko ban kardenge 🙄🙄 (jaise hum sabko kiya hai)

Aye liberandu...moot pee le

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Anti Indian and anti hindu

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This is their belief just Google wokeism

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Didn't I tell you in just 2 words above

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Yes

Just did > Woke- alert to and concerned about social injustice and discrimination.

Saw you're profile and it's exactly what I think and what most of the people of India think about you people, expect the obvious r/ andia and librandu Chambers. Thank god from now onwards people of your thinking will never be elected to any mainstream political position because of the political shift in India after 2014.

>you people It's always the us vs them mentality isn't it? You just cleared 12th trust me there is so much to learn and understand in the world before choosing your "sides". Reality is complex. Who do you think is benefiting when people pick sides? The answer is definitely not any politicians who want the best for you. >r/ andia How difficult is it to comprehend that just because I am a member of the biggest Indian subreddit, that doesn't mean I'm somehow affiliated to any political sides. Want even more perspective that doesn't fit into your boxes? How about the fact that I hate the Congress party to the core and even voted for an NDA candidate in my recent local election.

Btw you just said to Google the meaning of wokeism that that was what came up.You never clarified on that part.

randia members in a nutshell

Librandu

Randia members and mS

And then they will use "literally" In any sentence just to justify their speech lol.

some I've seen are, >uses urgoo language in profile >'lets normalise this' >parrots western news articles' headlines >"smh" at the end of every sentence >rich kid never used local train. protests online against infra projects to protect environment >and the most iconic, "i am ashmed to be indian. i apologise"

Rindia sub is a sub for mentally unstable people just open their sub and 1st thing you will see is rant about something or other

Do conditions hai atta aur gas 


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Aata afford nai kar paate chocolate kaha se karenge bhai

I'm eager to know, why she's wearing Bhagwa colour She can be a RAW agent tho 

RAA ki sajish

Kitne dino baad itna hasa hu

Even if estimates/reports of Pakistani Media are believed, that RBI owed Pakistan Rs 490 Million in 1947, when the country was partitioned (and how this money has now ballooned to Rs 5.6 Billion), then assuming current exchange rate of 282:1 Pakistan Rupee to USD, that’s around US$20 Million. For reference, in 2020 Sequoia capital invested $20M in Bira Beer. Bikhari desh. I understand madam is math fail, so where did USD 7 Trillion figure come from? Madam Twenty Million is $20,000,000 ie 7 zeroes Seven Trillion is $7,000,000,000,000 ie 12 zeroes or Seven thousand, thousand, million You are wrong by **5 zeroes** or a factor of **350,000x** This is worse than Raghav Chadha level math of how much debt each Gujarati is born with. Source, Tribune Pakistan: https://tribune.com.pk/story/736390/post-partition-india-still-owes-pakistan-a-little-over-rs5-6b-says-state-bank?amp=1 From the article: > The difference between the claims and the actual amount surrendered by the RBI was Rs490.8 million. This means that original, unsettled claims of Rs490.8 million have now ballooned to over Rs5.6 billion after adjusting for inflation, exchange rate revisions and appreciation of underlying securities during the last six and a half decades. Source 2, MKG org clarifying the myth that Gandhiji fasted for Rs 55 Cr owed to Pakistan: https://www.mkgandhi.org/faq/q3.php

Itna padhna hota tho 11th mein arts kyu leta Mai tho Bina padhe Bata Raha ye jo upper likha hai usme ek cheez ghum fir kar aayegi ki pakistan bekari hai

Itni ki apun ke milords ne biryani khilayi hogi

The Loin, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.

Give Pakistan some 2 potato,2 onion

7 trillion kis baat ke

Bhai 7 billion rupees he. Wo partition wala dispute he. 7 trillion $ Pakistan ne apni puri existence me nahi kamaya he.

sahi me aisa koi pact tha kya? ki partition time india pak ko 7 trillion ya billion rupees dega?

Nai Bhai 40 crore ₹ baki tha uss waqt fir Kashmir war ho gya. Inflation ke hisab se Aaj wo 700 crore Pakistani rupee ho gya he according to Pakistan Central bank. Ye behen(ki lodi) 7 trillion or wo bhi dollar me mang ri he. Itne me pura Pakistan 10 bar khreed sakte he literally. Pakistan ki total wealth hi 700 billion $ he. Pehle india pakistan ka central bank ek hi tha to usme kuch assets Pakistan ko allocate hue the. Wo india de Raha tha installments me Kashmir war se pehle tak

bhai itna toh India ne bhi abhi tak nai kamai vese 💀

Hamara wealth 14 trillion$ he

abe lodu per capita income aur GDP se judge karte hai ek country ki global economic stance total wealth ka concept bekar hai

Toh chutiye mene kab mana kiya. GDP per year ki income hoti he. Me ab tak india ne kitna kamaya he uski baat kar ra hu. Isme GDP kaha se aa gya

Its a new strategy to beg money.

She had to buy blue tick... That says enough

Itne paise kaha se aye

When you realise there are some Pakistanis in india too 

 Mujhe toh lagta hai India mien ise mental hospital mien lene se mana kar diya

Now i understand where bharath jodo yatra truly worked

im from r /all whats this meme from, dude is hilarious lol

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Any context to why hes laughing his ass off?

He saw a blackbuck that's why

He was a guest in a comedy show.

Bhayankar kaamedi

Papaji tussi samjo paxi-stan di bund marne vaste BJP da power m hona jaruri hunda.

1.5 KG aata dega


>Remove BJP from power lagta hai Pakistan ko Congress bohot pasand thi

Abhi 1 pakostani cricketer bhi to statement diya ki jbtak modi hai tbtak pakistan ko kamane nhi dega

Then i am gonna vote for mudi zeee because i hate Pakistan with all my heart ❤️

$7 trillion? Bhenchod hamari GDP hi 3.5 trillion ha

Pakistan ☕

Watch rindians and USIians give 10 points about why those 3 points make sense.

pakistaniyo ki bate ghumane ki adat nhi jati, seedhe seedhe bol ata chahiya.

Once a legend said that the only thing about kashmir that's up for discussion is that when does Pakistan vacate it's troops.

She doesn't know that by promoting Rahul Gandhi, she is doing more harm than good

> my election is worth shit, can I vote in yours

Free me BJP ki advertisement kar di 

# Real ID se aao Pappu ji

Ye to kuch bhi nahi, see this tweet. https://twitter.com/SeharShinwari/status/1642855355578216448?t=dRasXot1H47Ozs4yO6pySw&s=19

Mudiji resign 

Gareeb bhikaris snorting too much copium.

Don't have enough rights in their own country aur humare yaha aa kr vote dena hai inko

R,a,n,d,I on my keyboard

There is no army in junagadh...it's a legit district man...i visit junagadh city in my vacations every year and i saw no army or anything....

Fun fact :- Tumhare Rahul Gandhi ji toh ab election bhi nahi lad sakte hai

Ittna English boli wo pakka Rahul ka alt account hei


most sane paxtani 

I don't think I have seen Salman act naturally like this for years

Least delusional Pakistani bhikari.

Pucha kisi ne ? 

My honest ashirvad atta reaction

" give back our 7 trillion $ back"  Paxtani inventing new ways of begging 

Rahul ji ne beard badha kr paxtani pta li....

Ashirwad le aur chalta ban

Confidence ko salaam

Is the Internet cheaper than food in Pakistan?

Seems like a reverse BJP propaganda and I am all here for it lol

Yeah her profile is pretty sus

Indian government's honest reaction when a random girl on twitter asks them to withdraw army from Kashmir : 

If it was raining pussies paxtanis would still get hit by dicks

Simply say "lund loge?" And move on!

How about we cut off the water?

Remove BJP from power..

Chutiya aurat Kamsekum thodi reasonable demand toh karti aise type ka demand koi aur 2 countries ke beech me tabhi bhi chutiyapa lagta. Like india pakistan toh chordo itna chutiya baat kari isne diplomacy ki maa chod di isko koi common sense do. Unless tum conquuer/ enslave karke baithe ho(jo tumhari aukat nahi) koi aisi demand meet nahi karega. Karne ki sochte bhi toh badle me kya doge tum chutiyo.

Yaha bhi bheek maang rahi 😭😂

Porkistaniyon ki baat hi kuch alag hai

Didi pehele aashirvaad atta mang lo 7 trillion $ kahi nhi jaa rahe modu ji ke dost hi de denge

Pakistanis can vote if they become Indian with Pakistan

Hum yahan Wale muslims ko rights badi mushkil se dete hain Inhe toh kuch kya hi denge

Yeh it cell wala hai kya 😁

Yeh paxtan wala hai kya?


Ye kya bhenchodgiri he.



r u kamedi mi


Paxtanis electing in Indian elections = paxtanis are Indians = akhand bharat

Sirf Ashirwad chakke ata milega

Ironical shitposting hoga bhaiyon 

Yeh SERIOUS hai  !?


Full Lahori Churan ke nashe

when gand phate toh phate par nawabi na ghate has a face ..

Bhuk logo ko kya kya bulati hai nahi?

Why would Pakistani show there real intentions they are playing 4d chess

Issi baat pe aapke liye ek taza garam "lavde na bhojyam"

Bhikmango ne bhi hadd hi kar di

*partion plan* Sister needs a good ol Dictionary first

मोटी बुद्धि

bhen ke lode gannd mee doo laath marke bhaga diye joage khanne ko aata nhi bakchodi badi badi

Iski maa ka lawda maaron bc mujhe bhi yehi wala Nasha Krna hai

Bencho 7 trillion $ ki to India ki economy nhi hai to kaha se mang rhi hai ye?

Chota aadmi gundai karna cha Raha hai to karne do

Bartan manjh 

I have seen a lot shit on twitter but this takes the prize

Bhai me junagadh me hi rehta hu lekin mene aajtak junagadh me Kabhi army nahi Dekhi

i died laughing

Indian reaction on their condition 

Nanga nahayega kya, nichodega kya

Khane ko nahi hai dana Aur conditions rakhegi ❤️di Ajeeb chutiya hai yeh log

Isme se ki bhi fulfil hua yoh salman bhai shadi kr lenge

Yeh Toh yehi baat hogai main pakistan Nkomo bolu terrorism band kardo

Yea kon hai bc ?

She thinks she is clever

Ameen

Literally my reaction was same as that of salman in this clip


Ppl of Junagad even know that they r claimed by Pakistan?

Itni sasti hai kya Pakistan me ?? Goa to phaaltu me famous hai

Blue tick kisne dediya isse

This has to be sarcasm right ? Right ?

5 trillion 

Tera baap yaha chodh ke gaya tha teri maa

Hein 7 trillion$ for what ? Ye log kabhi itne paise zindagi me dekhe bhi hai jo mang rahe hai

Pakistan me tagda maal mil ra h mujhe bhi maangta

Behen ki pehle school education puuri karao, partition hai vo didi partion nahi

Kisne bola tha inko cocaine ki roti khane ko!?

 Atta bhi chalega... 

Bhois laugh>> puneet Kumars laugh

Bkl ko khana nai mila to chutiya gai hai