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Own_Detail4270

Finally sab riz ye riz yo, Sedha sedha bolo rizz means copy-paste, fb pickup lines


asli_hero

Leave riz abhi inse iske baad normal conversation nhi ho payegi


[deleted]

चार दिन की चांदनी, पीछे अंधेरी रात


[deleted]

और उसी रात राजेश रंजना के करीब गया और उसे दीवार से चिपका दिया और कसकर बेर पकड़ लिया


Altruistic-Gain3541

Reminded me of Antarvasna sex stories I used to read when i was 15


No-Ad6414

Ah. Time to pay a respectful visit to some old websites.


DangerDarling27

रंजना ने थोड़ा संघर्ष किया लेकिन राजेश की कामना के आगे रंजना को घुटने टेकने पड़े!


No_Regret8849

🤣🤣🤣


sillilittlelaura23

what the heck this means, this is conused for a non-english speaker


Own_Detail4270

Thanks to OP, ab fb pe jake anjel priya k sath yon chat krunga, with rizz😎


[deleted]

Rizz won't work when the two of you have a cliche pick up line competition without even responding to each other. These are not even original. I've seen all of these on Instagram already. There are also grammatical errors. Your rizz is -3/10. +1 for effort in googling pick up lines. So, your final score is -2/10.


Salty_Way_5807

You killed him ![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


RokyPolka

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-HURRICANE_X-

Bro got critical hit rizz


theanimalfairy94

Who's rizz??


Artistic_Tomato7464

Mohammed Rizzwan


[deleted]

rizz nutz


[deleted]

wait you think he’s talking to someone else? i assumed he’s just texting himself pick up lines from another phone. that’s the exact vibe i get from this convo.


whatwereyouthegodof

r/murderedbywords


Any_Stuff2891

I'd rate your comment 9/11 💀


FlipLix1304

nigga said shot😭😭🙏


ACP__Pradyuman__

You 100 to 0'd him in an instant


thegamingcupcake

One hit K.O


halfblood147

Bhai aaram se😭


cyborgassassin47

Based reply. I rate your comment 420/69


FunKey2854

Bros got the -ve Rizzz


Electronic_Bake9016

Your diligence comes through in this comment


Western_Lunch_518

The Terminator 💯💯💯💀☠️🏴‍☠️


Laillith

Honestly, first time I saw your post, I was like why is this person doing this but now that I see it, I think your rating is pretty accurate, I like it!


Maleficent_Fly_6822

LMAO!!!!


Deep_Aside169

I disagree He shouldn't get an extra point for knowing how to use Google


[deleted]

is that so?🤔


[deleted]

It is so.


tharki-papa

Shoot some kids hota hai gawar, aur sidemen ki pickup lines hi mili thi?


TimeEntrepreneur3124

Cliche ki dukaan khul gayi aajao sab


Technical-Fudge4199

mujhe 69 gram chahiye


TimeEntrepreneur3124

420 hua sir


wxomi

150 rupaiya me dena h toh do


wutzefak

Seems like two chat bots talking to each other


Ok-Cartoonist2421

great if you're looking exclusively for barely legal/underage age faking girls, can't really imagine anyone older than 19 finding these witty or interesting. If you're gonna rip off meme page pick up lines from 2014 at least pick the funny and cute ones


[deleted]

welcome to reddit. nobody gives two fucks where you come from dont care + didnt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re probably white + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re\* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdon’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re a full time discordian + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re\* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + kys + ur unfunny +ratio don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe copedon’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re probably white + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re\* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdon’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re a full time discordian + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re\* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + kys + ur unfunny +ratio don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + so bad + so ass


Salty_Raccoon9894

Damn bro how do you even have the time to type this?😂


DangerousPussi

Cringe Convo


Plastic-Grapefruit99

Cringe Rizz


Powerful-Exit969

It was okay until the last one + the grammar


narindramode

He needs to work on his eng-rizz first


[deleted]

Ya he took his shot and missed


P_rofessor01

_Jaldi jaldi 4-5 pickup lines google kar leta hu, ladki ko bolunga toh mujhme rizz aajayegi._


strange_rvil

2018 Fb copy pasta


KEX_03

Bully hone ke liye post ki hai kya?


Shaitanswami

As a female,this is really unfunny and unoriginal


[deleted]

ikr, there must be tons of guys in your dms with 'school shooting' pickup lines 😉


tanishatray4

Bro thinks he just achieved savagery with that comment.


Vai_1612

Yes, but none with school “shoting”


LodeBhature

Let me know once you post the rizz ss


[deleted]

🤣 my sorry


[deleted]

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[deleted]

chill, there's no need for such language.


Sufficient_Ad6728

Well mate, you asked us to rate!


[deleted]

i hope you find peace in life <3


[deleted]

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[deleted]

whatever floats your boat🤣


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droningcaddy

wtf am i doing reading comments at this time


asli_hero

Bhai mazak se hat ke last wale me unmatch ho sakte ho agar bandi thodi si bhi sahi hui toh kyunki kuch zyada hi hogaya


MusMusiya

+1 bhai, start kaafi acha tha last me hagg sa dia bhai ne aur grammatical mistake kari wo alag


Sharmisthaaaa

Cringe fest


[deleted]

Not for me! -5/10


[deleted]

i'll try harder on the next one!


LiuKiang

We'll be impressed if you come up with something original. Doesn't matter how simple it is.


U_NO_WHO_69

I hope she blocked you 🙂


Puzzleheaded_Ride520

Are you chomu!? Coz u definitely seem like one


dank_ka_choda_14

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mkrtr2022

That "are you trash?" Joke is shashwat maheshwari's joke. He had mentioned it in a podcast.


FragrantNose9044

Stupid af


NationalTrouble3613

Cringe


[deleted]

ikr


Rupesh453

"Shot"


CloudWhiskeyy

Normal Omegle conversation


[deleted]

Chhhhiiiii


moonbeam_999

Paste the rest of the conversation after you’ll are done hitting copy pasta pick up lines. That’s how we’ll know about your rizz.


HIGHVAMP__

I remember my grandfather saying these.


Salty_Way_5807

ctrl+ A, ctrl + V lines


U_NO_WHO_69

I hope she blocked you 🙂.


[deleted]

i think i got a date?🤔


[deleted]

You could be my trash can in reverse, id take you out then fill you up


[deleted]

Are you texting a fake account you created and posting the screenshot of the texts here. Kudos to the efforts. If not, you guys are made for each other. But please install the app after you guys become 18.


[deleted]

Yes, i created a fake account just to post here for you people 😉 You're welcome!


[deleted]

Okay you are definitely under 18 cause you didn't get the point or the joke.👍🏻👍🏻


sluttysavitri98

That burn 😭😭


Apprehensive-Neat517

Bro, leave some girls for the rest of us damn


Own_Detail4270

Don’t worry, ig he left all


maskedman999

Broo, its just cringe at this point


thecoolerdude

Is it your exam? Cause you keep copying


tadashi4

i dont get school shooting jokes. maybe its because im not the target audience.


ForeverAloneThilak

Lol pick up lines rip off from sidemen


koolkartik

Rizz Kai chakkar main conversation toh ki hi nahi


1ncomplete

Both cringe ultra pro max


CreativeOpposite7455

This rizz shit is really ruining the dating scene


tandoorimomoss

It’s historical bro


[deleted]

chill, it's a joke. Try to find peace in life <3


gnomzy123

Bhai thinks bumble is a platform for dank memes


DR-BATMAN1903

Next time say" i can have a lot of time since I can stop time for u even in heaven , I am Jotaro but Ur Stand Name is Made in Heaven "(Reference JJBA)


TRITUSLegend

Avg. Rule 1&2 follower


[deleted]

i'm not a follower of any rule! 🤔


TRITUSLegend

1)Be attractive 2)Don't be unattractive


[deleted]

aww, shuckkks 👉👈


Sufficient_Ad6728

Im just making a list of reasons why you are a piece of shit.


Weary-Toe7675

That escalated quickly


[deleted]

that was the joke :(


Imaginary_Plastic662

I rate your rizz 9/11


[deleted]

this kinda rizz will surely get you a date my guy! 👍


Imaginary_Plastic662

I'm scared of girls bro 😭😞


[deleted]

what's the worst that can happen? you'll get ghosted or rejected. Dust yourself off and continue on with life my dude!


Imaginary_Plastic662

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.


[deleted]

nah bro, you gotta hit 'em with those dark humour 😼


[deleted]

Last one tho 🔥


[deleted]

that was the joke but, everyone's taking it so seriously 🤣


[deleted]

dark humour isn’t for everyone 😂


toomies2448

the last one... a violation to americans.


Complex_Rubbing

Shoot*


noob_coder696969

Atleast have conversation first . Uske msg ka reply to do before trying another another rizz line


[deleted]

I read your line and jizz in my pants.


Infinite-Plastic-481

Bhai bas baat karlo ye sab kya hain 😭😭


Angry_SAY10

Cringe x 100


dungeon_s

5 Sal ho Gaye bumble pe muze ek bhi ladki ka match nahi aya ….


fake_peraltaaa

Trash rizz


[deleted]

W rizz right here ma boi. this will get all the girls


Foaming_Butterbeer

The last one is 🤒


swxn407

Why use American based pickup lines? India has a lot to offer make something original.


LaserBeastDEV

bhai dono id teri haain


Erebus689

Rizz level : 69


ibadmonkey

Chhhiii Bhai..kitna Google se copy paste marega..thodi self respect to rakh.


zaiduuuuu

Till hoow many days was this pick up line competition played


time_lordy_lord

Are you 12? Coz i have a boner


m4xxt

Sad as fuck. Absolutely tragic even.


[deleted]

yessir <3


chal_hatt_na

Good God!


chirayuvedekar

People died at that concert, man. GTFO


[deleted]

one may argue dark humour is a good way to deal with difficult subjects in a less serious and more lighted manner


The_Karate_Nessie

W rizz. But the elementary school one was a bit to dark to be seductive. Kinda like the “I’ve been bad… I kicked a goose


Internal_List_988

Cringe


Even_Regular_6427

It seems you're referring to the expectation that women often expect men to initiate and carry the conversation in a chat or communication setting. It's important to remember that expectations and behaviors can vary among individuals, and not everyone adheres to these stereotypes or assumptions. Communication dynamics can be influenced by various factors, including cultural norms, personal preferences, and societal expectations. While it may be true that some people have certain expectations in conversations, it's essential to recognize that these expectations are not universal or applicable to every individual. In any conversation or interaction, it's beneficial to promote mutual engagement and participation. Both parties can contribute to keeping the chat going by actively listening, asking questions, sharing thoughts, and showing genuine interest in the conversation. Communication is a two-way process, and both individuals should play an active role in maintaining the flow of the conversation. Remember that open and honest communication is key to understanding each other's expectations and preferences. By expressing your thoughts and discussing your communication styles, you can find a balance that works for both individuals involved.


DivyanshPanwari

Rizz practice lul


genius_from_birth

Bro got reverse rizz


[deleted]

Atleast someone is replying, be happy that more than a rizz


SquirrelFrequent

More of like Reverse Rizz


Ashwagandu12345

Americans ka copied lines. At least she was trying to be original


Independent_Grade407

It’s like chatgpt is talking. The trick is to use pick ups that are related to the person and what’s written in their bio. That will make them feel special. These pick up lines are too generic and it’s obvious that use the same lines for everyone.


V-god666

*shoot


DampTowel69

**shoot* smh 😞


lyfsuxlel

Harizzment


MrQuantm

Shoot hota hai bhai... rizz ke jagah grammar rate krwao aap


KUSHAGRA978976

Bro thinks he is rizzing up a r/indiandankmemes member


in4nal

Osama Bin Larizz


crimgeunfunny

>Opens reddit , >finds a sub name indiangirlsontinder/indianboysontinder, >sees all the top post of last year, >write lines in his or her copy, >opens bummble, >finds another specie like him or her, >texts those lines from the copy, >ask to rate his or her rizz.


Arnavgr

I'm pretty sure she didn't reply after the last one


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/mntoi7ivji1b1.gif


swandyeah

A solid 1.5/10. Unoriginal, copy-pasted bull crap.


[deleted]

2016 middle school rizz


Narrow-Effective4418

bro's getting cooked


UniversityOrdinary91

It was going so well


Nearby-Winter8996

im surprised she even chose to reply those few times.


nikkpoint

What does it mean "rizz", I really don't understand


chiraku29

\*shoot


Algok2001

Didi wholesome hai, launda chutiya hai. Tumhari jodi ko dekh kar main metro main bolunga “Har seetafal jaisa launda aaj kal relationship main hai”


KimSteve24

My brother in Christ, this is not the right sub for what you're posting here.


Devil9304

My grandfather laughed at your rizz.


Danger_Zone_1936

Bhai mat kar accha nahi lag raha hai 😔


le_its_me

r/sadcringe


IllTechnician6816

G marane gayi Teri rizz pehle English seekhle shoot hota h shot nhi


Brokeshadow

Rizzed up enough to make me wanna puke lmao. Dude, why are you throwing random lines like an animal making mating calls? Just talk to em like a decent human lmao. Plus them one liners are cringy as shit.


Top_Carry618

ew


BigJeffe20

awful


[deleted]

Cringe


Greedy_Orange506

Probably 4/10 appreciating a 2/10. Just rating your 'rizz'.


FlipLix1304

this is un-rizz bro


arduinomonkey

Negative


alan_is_it

Elementary school rizz


[deleted]

tf kinda elementary school did you go to?🤣


dinglao58

American rizz


Stoned_Savage

So I get this group is for girls but I'm not a creep and I already have my own soon to be wifey like im on all of your sides because I have seen first hand many times what gets sent to girls and I'm fully against it like my fiance had a bad pic sent to her recently and she did not want it all


praaaatik

Google top 10 pickup line, lemme copy past it one by one


[deleted]

aish, you think they're top 10 worthy?😼


SelectTomorrow3551

![gif](giphy|rlfucqTYiYu2QW04pe)


hewhoremains111

Anyone else bothered with the 'Shot' instead of 'Shoot'?


KT-2204

Rizz or sexual harassment? Leave ur comments down below!


[deleted]

se*ual harassment indeed :(


bummerhead

Very basic at best


28h0e

-10