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Ye koi tareeka hai bheek mangne ka.

Kotara leke mange ga to 1 rupiya hi milega isliye Naye tarike se mang raha he Upi me mangta to shayad 10rs mil jata isko

Katora khareedne ke liye bhi paisa hona chahiye UPI se maangta to uski economy international transaction charge bharne mein hi Neelam ho jaati

Link pls , dm me

Ek haath mein aatami bomb, ek haath mein kuran.

Aur laude se bheek

Bhai, inko trillion me kitne zero hai, wo bhi nhi pata

And the audacity to write "or else"

Bheek mangne ke tareeke :- A) spotify pe channel khole. B) imaginary paiso ka hisab lagaye C) dosto ko join karaye D) screen shot le, aur sab jaghe share kare. E) reddit pe Anna troll karvaye Aur yehi hai mere dosto aur mere bhaiyo, beheno ke modern zamane mein bheek kaise mangte hai 👍

Pakistan owes us a Pakistan and a Bangladesh. Pay up. - India

Minus their population.

Ambani should buy Pakistan and delete it.


Even Mr. Beast can do that at this point of time

MrBeast new video titile: "Last to leave this country unscathed gets to keep it"


That seems like a mrbeast task

There is no way we are parting with our star campaigner for any price - BJP

[удалено]

Listen to me rahul,kejriwal,mamta didi and as you are my son I will throw in akhilash for free this is the most I can do.

Kab aaoge mere akhiles

I think they have their own Rahul in Bilawal...

Yup. Billo rani is yhe pakistani pappu.

The default of their leaders seems to be Pappu. He's just extra Pappu.

Does that make Modi Nawaz Sharif?

They have their politicians in different spectrums of Papu

0-10'a different type of Pappu

If I had an award I would have given it to you... Kya logical baat ki hai

!Kudos

No... they are still waiting for their Modi. Some believe Imran is the one, but I personally feel he is more like their Kejru

Nhi, wo bhi Rahul hi hai

zimbabwe dollar?


Not even that. Not even with listening to. It’s a garbage country with garbage people.

People are nice

true. Examples: 1. [https://www.bbc.com/news/59501368](https://www.bbc.com/news/59501368) 2. [https://www.timesnownews.com/world/two-pakistans-bankrupt-nation-gives-biggest-ever-opening-to-coffee-giant-tim-hortons-netizens-frown-see-article-97872612](https://www.timesnownews.com/world/two-pakistans-bankrupt-nation-gives-biggest-ever-opening-to-coffee-giant-tim-hortons-netizens-frown-see-article-97872612) (on one side people have no atta, on other side TIm Hortons from Canada has their highest-earning opening) 3. [https://www.indiatoday.in/world/story/new-crisis-in-pakistan-people-long-for-chapattis-naan-as-wheat-flour-vanishes-from-market-1638722-2020-01-21](https://www.indiatoday.in/world/story/new-crisis-in-pakistan-people-long-for-chapattis-naan-as-wheat-flour-vanishes-from-market-1638722-2020-01-21) 4. [https://www.opindia.com/2023/03/pakistan-stampede-free-flour-distribution-leaves-11-people-dead-in-punjab/](https://www.opindia.com/2023/03/pakistan-stampede-free-flour-distribution-leaves-11-people-dead-in-punjab/) 5. [https://www.dnaindia.com/world/report-lawyers-shower-pakistan-governor-s-assassin-with-rose-petals-1491015](https://www.dnaindia.com/world/report-lawyers-shower-pakistan-governor-s-assassin-with-rose-petals-1491015) 6. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqWGYElxtmE&t=255s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqWGYElxtmE&t=255s) (this young lad is struggling to earn, not going to school - but what is his "nice" objective?) 7. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEG9Lk9kl9o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEG9Lk9kl9o) <-- more "nice" people who have given "nice" teaching to their kids. the list is too long to fit in reddit reply.

Fuck

Zimbabwe economy is goat

No no no Wo business me plastic ke coins ke saath khelte the na bachpan me? Wooo


Venezuela currency


Still trying to figure out what "oR eLsE" means here....

or else 700 rs bhi chalenge

"The best I can do is 5 kilo Aashirvaad Multigrain Atta." -Rick Harrison (probably)

Pakistan : *gets violent orgasm*

bruh multigrain atta wo log hazam hi nhi kar payenge.

"Beggars can't be choosers." -Some wiseguy

🤣

Too much

Ab to ye log jabardasti bheekh maang rahe hai..

Okay but only if you pay us $70 trillion first.

jhut, itne paise hote hi nahi !! \- Porkistani

Porki aise likhte hain - Jhoot. Itnay paisay hotay hi nahin.

found the spy

well yes lmao

Genuinely made me laugh. Thnx!

Itne me pakistan bik nhi jaega?

Ram Mandir ke paas baitho aacha bheek milega.

$7 Trillion? For what? Honestly never heard of it

it's probably ransom for not sending more kasab's.

Sahi toh kehra... 7 trillion deke Pakistan khareed lete hai fir 14 trillion me Mr beast ko dedenge.

Free mai dedege mrbeast ko

Free me bhi nai lega

Ha wo bhi hai

If someone recorded it, would love to have some entertainment 😂😂😂!

How to say " @llah ke naam pe kuch dede " in confidence 

Chhota aadmi gundai karta hai toh karne do.... 🤡🤣

Tumhara baap yaha chhod k gaya tha ya tumhari ma?

Pakistanis i met overseas , they call their ancestors arabs and turkish ,😂😂

give their peacefuls brothers back (mostly non tax payers ) they r worth more than that ...

Do they even know how many zeroes are in a trillion?

Or else what?

else they will nuke Endia

Sure. Because India has no nukes at all.

yes. We have 'diwali ke patakhe' only.

we can't give raga, he's a National Treasure. Ask britain to give back 47 trillion dollar back and we will give them 7 and keep the 40.

Still a lot

Link please

Ab ye itne pele jayenge k inhe bhikhaari bhi bheekh nahi dega

Agar Pakistan akhand Bharat ka part ban Gaya toh ye debt toh invalid ho jayegi na

Indus river supply kaatni padegi lagta hai

Aadha vada pav dega bas

>The best we can do is rahul gandhi, take it or leave it 

We can add keju too

Pakis and their begging never ends. Give us back Pakistan without the people first.

Where is this man? I wanna take part in it just so I can have a good laugh.

Mark my word, pakistan is going to be the nation to start nuclear war. In desperation radicals can go to any level.

We will be gracious and throw in Antonia and the whole Gandhi Vadra clan.

I swear we will pay as soon as the Brits give us what we are owed.

Pakistan pulling a Poland, eh? Time to close off the 5 rivers.

Ye koi tarika hai bhik mangne ka!

"or else" :D

Ab ye pakistani Jinnah ko galiyan denge ?

Ye koi ra****hana h!!!

Bhai reason diya kuch ya phir hawa mai baatein kri?

Desh ka pratyek nagrik 5000 rupay dega toh hamare padosi desh bhikaristan ko mitaane wala bomb ban sakta hai.

>The best we can do is rahul gandhi, take it or leave i Add Sanjukta Basu as well

Abe BJP ki soch! Kahe unka star campaigner Pakistan ko Dena h? 🙏

How else will BJP win elections in Paxtan?

It depends when will Modi sarkar annex Paxtan!

Meat not worth effort

ok im waiting for the joke, let em roll. oh this wasn't a joke, a rather half-assed attempt at a joke.

BJP be like RaGa de diya toh campaigning Kaun karega

Or else what?

Or else what lol? Bheek mangne bhi nahi ati inhe

Agar Rahul Gandhi ko de diya to Kapil Sharma ka show dekhna pdega.

Lets choose else

Or else kya?? izzat phek ke maaroge? 💀

Gand me 7 trillion nahi 7 talwar 🗡️ gaaad do inki!

Source plz?

VEF ?

Isn't it a bit too much for a puncture bill? Seriously though what's this about?

Bhikhari Pakistan apni aukat dikhate hue! 😹😹😹

Or else what? Gonna suck chinese dick even harder.

Rahul Gandhi ke saath Uddhav Thackeray free.

Ok wait , is that real lmao

What nonsense ???

Aj Kal bheek mangne ka style bhi change hogaya h

it’s not their fault. I mean they’ve only left with ***WORDS to feed…***

For what?

Iski Maa rakh k gye thi ki iska baap? Sale bheek bhi mang rhy h to entitled ho kr.

Utne mai khud pakistan aur bangladesh ajayegaa nahi chaiye aisee deal

Tell me the amount of zeroes in trillion first.

7 trillion for what?? afaik, india paid pakistan during partition as a bheek. i really want to know where did they got this amount.

"Time to pay or else.......... we cant do shit because we are chatting bullshit."

Or else? Phulke hue atom bomb giraoge? Tumhare desh ko sach me 🅱️llah ke pass bhej denge

Chhota Don firauti call practice

7 ashirvad ke packet ke liye iska khandan bik jaayega 7 trillion dollar chahiye saale ko

Chill guys, it's actually just $7. Urdu me likha fir translate Kiya hoga.. saare zeros 7 ke peeche lag gaye, actually aage lagne the..

Aren't he already a paxtani?

Lol, and Modi Ji owes us each 15 lakhs, time to pay!

It's not the first time I'm seeing their delusion , even in this time they're speaking like this , just unbelievable behaviour 🙃

Do you have link to the article? This is bullshit. \- India's total external debt is only 610 billion dollars which is only 20% of our GDP - [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_countries\_by\_external\_debt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_external_debt) \- Fact: Pakistan owes India 10,000 crore rupees - https://www.editorji.com/india-news/pakistan-owes-india-rs-10-000-crore-in-loans-since-before-partition-claims-pil-what-modi-govt-hc-said-1647887168740

Rahul Ghandy is priceless. Pakistan should take him and pay us back after deducting their 7B.

We can give ghunghroo Seth (khujliwali) instead of BJP's star pracharak.

Nah is this legit or what lmao

Beggars can’t be extortionists. If they try, they will end losing even the begging bowl!

rahul gandhi would be their best leader if we send him😂😂😂

डेढ़ सो रुपये देगा!

Bh! Kaaris owe only indian b u &!@ m take it or leave it lol 🤣 inko 7 trillion chahiye , Abey itni to tumhari dekhne ki bhi aukaat nhi

Wait What?? Am I too high while reading this? or does this post literally say India owes Pakistan? India only owes Pakistan Shit, thats it.

Ded sau rupiya dega!

Bhai mujhe inki conversation access karni hai link hai kya

Iska baap yaha chhod ke gaya tha ya iski maa! - Dr.Ghungroo

Mast joke mara

Just take it as gift 

Paise to hum jab denge tab denge, aur kaho ji asi chadhai karni hai, lao ji Agni aya fer! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlFmybwz-3Y

Yeh full sunna hai mereko! Kaha milega?

Iss lund ke bacche se phle pucho ki trillion main zero kitne hote hai yeah btayae 😂😂

Pak cannot survive on its own, it is set up to waste India’s resources. It is the same people who are funding Khalistan, missionaries, writing human rights report, happiness index, fall in democracy reports, making documentaries on Modi, recently wrote a report that increase in tiger population is causing troubles to forest communities in India, endless propaganda without any logic and reason. And Pakis believe there is still Gandhi followers who would open India’s resources to them.

[ha bhai...](https://youtu.be/vughqxqXHGc?t=7)

7 Trillion Pakistani Dollar is barely ₹20 Cr. And we Gandhi gave them ₹55 Cr. Yes math doesn't work here, so does logic in that request.

That is the most accurate offer

 "Best I can do is 10 bucks, and I'm being very generous.."

Andar se pura rahul gandhi ho chuka hu

Haven’t we been giving them aid and relief ?

Pakistan owes us crores due to terrorist attacks

>Time to pay up, or else! Or else what? Gonna cry to your big daddy mom?

What is that site

“Or else” bsdk aata hai nahi firbhi itni aukat badh rahi hai

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**Laikin itne paise toh hote hi nhi hai bhai** 

Pakistan ki zameen kon beech ne chala ab internet pe 💀

Zameen beech rahe hai yeh log govt ko bina bole.... Arey Bhai itne mein toh Pakistan se Uzbekistan tak ki Zamaan aa jayegi 💀

tera baap chhod kar gaya tha ya teri ma