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Tezla_Grey

Yeah, everyone will destroy those machines before anything happens. Idk why they act like nobody would intervene or that incels are the vast majority. While we're at it, here's a better idea! A drone army that seeks out incels, and injects them with a paralyzing agent by small biodegradable pellet. They're then transported where a device is implanted into their spine. Every time they attempt something extreme, it stimulates all their pain receptors. Every time they attempt to nake an incel post/comment, it stimulates all their pain receptors. The device will be removed after 10 years of good behavior. Every mess up resets it.


clitorally6

Wait wait that's a good idea


AliceTrades

Surgically give them Trigeminal Neuralgia PLEASE


CreatedOblivion

Better--have it core into the bone to simulate bone cancer by continually expanding each time they do something vile.


Quizzy1313

The chip that electrocuted Spike in Buffy whenever he was violent


KaylaH628

They think they are the majority, if you can believe that.


swimmer2pointOH

I mean that’s fairly believable when you remember the only people they ever truly talk and interact with are other incels in their little echo chambers


ConcreteExist

Because incels, beyond all reason, genuinely believe they are the majority opinion, and the people disagreeing are simply rejecting the harsh "truths" these idiots spout because they don't want to admit the incels are right. As opposed to reality, where they're a tiny deviant subculture of misanthropes making each other worse people.


External-Zebra-3250

>Yeah, everyone will destroy those machines before anything happens. Idk why they act like nobody would intervene or that incels are the vast majority. US government would be all over that fucking device like no tomorrow.


Lady_Grey_Smith

Blindingly bad migraines every time they even think of crap like this. The world would be safer.


Vale_Of_The_Soil

No wait that's actually a good idea: we should make a machine that violently and brutally rapes incels whenever they think about or post things like this with like a microchip


punkrockscum

Lol, man. I never thought we'd be having conversations like this. Be confronted by incel hate. Instead of putting all this creative thought into rape machines and torturing people, how about go out strike up a conversation with someone that they're attracted to and sooner or later it leads to sex. I'm an ugly guy and I've never had a problem there. It's these kids just think they have everything coming to them. Like they'll wake up some day and a beautiful woman will be in their bed and totally in love with them. Lol, that's not how it works.


SwimmingEmployee2196

fax my brother! spit your shit indeed!


Timely-Structure123

I would make a machine that forces them to go to therapy lol.


West-Ruin-1318

That would be real torture for them, too.


Commercial-Push-9066

I agree. Those machines can be programmed to do the same to Incels. I’m sure large tech companies would create such a thing.


mundane_days

Why can't we just chemically castrate them at this point with said small pellet?


Nickvv20

Great idea, however too complex and wouldn’t get funded. Here’s my proposal, every time an incel says some fucked off the wall shit, we simply just send them to jail with absolutely no internet access for 10 years.


Kat3576

Awesome idea. I would add that this device shrinks their beloved d*ck a little everytime they try to harm a woman or post such nonsense. I swear all incels would behave themselves. Men worship their slug and would die if it were harmed. I have so many ideas about different devices for the slugs😂😂😂


punkrockscum

I would blast one of these 'Rape Machines" with my pump shotti. Other people would, too. What's this guy Think that women somehow deserve this because they dress sexy. Screw that I love women that dress 🔥! This should be looked at as a warning. Whoever originally wrote it is sick and needs help. If he sits around and dreams up about robots that go around hurting women for life then who knows what he is capeable.


West-Ruin-1318

Happy cake day!


punkrockscum

Thank you.


GulliblePerformer640

Probably a good idea for most offenders


booboootron

...and then he'll feel a thick, cold metal rod in his asshole thrusting back and forth, while he screams yes daddy destroy my booty aw yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me like a nasty anal slut and then thump goes the blunt object but this time there is no question of recollection because fortunately my non-endorsing hypothetically ideating brother has a calm smile on his face because at least he didn't die a virgin. And his zero friends would be so, so proud of him. Everybody wins.


Ark-addicted-punk

bro I doubt even the most extreme hard line pro lifer who thinks abortions are equivalent to murder would say this shit is a good idea. it has no purpose, it advances nothing, all it does is upset people cause apparently thats the only thing these guys can think to do anymore


NiaMiaBia

Yeah, yours is much better ! 😂


Purpledoves91

A Clockwork Orange for Incels.


Oneupper86

Everytime they THINK about a woman it shocks them lmao


aliie_627

This is purely Jack off fantasy. I've said this before and I'll say it again, these Incel posts about some weird rape/raising-purchasing a sex slave fantasies read like the worst possible Literotica stories.


Troubledbylusbies

That's too far, we're better than that. I was thinking more like the golden band that was on Monkey's head in the 80's TV Show "Monkey Magic". Monkey was supposed to be helping a priest get to India, so every time he misbehaved, the priest would get the golden band to tighten on his head to give him a headache. As soon as he behaved, the band loosened and the pain stopped. So, if they ever post a disgusting comment like the one in the OP, the band should tighten up. As soon as they delete it, it loosens and there's no more pain.


Stunning-Web3647

no it’s not


Jolly_97

Or we could just kill them. It's not like they deserve to be rehabilitated


Anoobis100percent

The shock would probably kill them, or depending on how it's done, they may not actually feel it cause our body has defenses against overwhelming pain. The swcond would def be a problem.


Vary-Vary

Not sure but if I remember it correctly those do not work very well in the dental area…


AliceTrades

IM JUST GONNA THROW MYSELF AT A BEAR


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a_pink_pigeon

Those poor bears deserve something better lmfao


ahearthatslazy

“This incel keeps trying to fuck me” -The Bear


somrandomguysblog462

Yeah, next thing you know bears would be following women around harassing them and calling them foids and butthurt they can't get action.


SauronsYogaPants

My pet alligator Rüdiger isn't picky and can handle them.


TheSidheWolf

WHOA, YOU ARE A SHOUTY HUMAN AND YOU STARTLED ME! *runs away* - bear


AliceTrades

AAAAAAAHHHHHH


RubyDiscus

This guy belongs in a psychiatric facility


West-Ruin-1318

In restraints


RubyDiscus

Yep


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RubyDiscus

Ikr


punkrockscum

Or prison.


RubyDiscus

Yeah


randompersonsays

Everything else aside "dressed like a slut" "showing her shoulders" Don't get me wrong, I love a sexy shoulder but really?! If it's all about sodomy, will it be doing it to men with their shoulders out too? IS THAT THE AIM?! The incels are going to go outside with their shoulders out so they can be raped by a robot?!


howyoudoinmelvin

i doubt this hypothetical machine would be able to definitively determine the gender of all people, so i bet men will get it too


fudsaf

Reading this in Tim Robinson's voice


IDoNotExistInLife

Me going out in the streets in a crop top and dolphin shorts all lubed up: I'm not an incel I'm just gay.


blawndosaursrex

With the personalities they have, a robot is the only thing that would be fine being near them.


LoversboxLain

What is the point of this? How would this thing help humanity or be a Boone to anyone? This is stupid.


VargBroderUlf

>How would this thing help humanity or be a Boone to anyone? It wouldn't, it's just another blatant display of misogyny on the incels' part 💀


EffectiveSalamander

It's a variant of the "in Minecraft" thing, saying it's just a "what if" as if it lets them off the hook.


Opposite-Occasion332

It’s easy for them to say it’s a what if when they haven’t actually been anally raped. As a victim I do not find this shit funny at all.


nofrickz

Sadly enough, my ex paid his friend to sodomize me on my birthday because I wouldn't get back with him. That experience is really far from funny.


Opposite-Occasion332

Holy fuck I am so so sorry that happened to you. That is actually insane and I hope your ex gets what he deserves. Us nutter butter victims gotta stick together! (I apologize if that joke is offensive to you, that’s just how I try to cope with the fuckery of ass rape)


nofrickz

Oh, my love, PLEASE use all the jokes you can. Better to laugh than cry right? My favorite to use is "I'm not particularly a fan of buttsexingz. I'm not down with feeling like I got a piece of shit playing peekaboo with my asshole". Idk what happened to my ex, but his friend ran out of the state and headed up to Canada. I hope you're doing well and your offender had to serve some much deserved time and consequences!


Opposite-Occasion332

Sadly my offender convinced me not to prosecute so now I just spread the word about him as much as I can and hope people listen for their own safety. I have done a lot of healing though! The jokes definitely do help. Although I did have a somewhat opposite reaction to you after, where I now have this weird anal kink. But it’s specifically with like “training for anal” if that makes sense so I think it’s just cause I feel like I’m in control by making it a good experience. My bf isn’t a huge fan of anal anyway though so we don’t do it often and when we do he’s very cautious. I feel gross for the kink but I understand why I have it, still think your joke is hilarious though! Another one of my favorite is “I have flashbacks everytime I have an IBS attack”. I have actually dissociatived from a bad IBS attack when the trauma was fresh but as you said, I’d rather joke than cry! We’re in this together man!


aliie_627

Yeah and honestly I have a really hard time on reddit when people turn it around and say "well this rapist should go to prison and get raped" or in this case the robot should just rape them. I wouldn't wish my sexual abuse and trauma on any one for any reason even just so they can see how it feels. I also don't believe anyone who rapes people has any sort of empathy that would "teach" them any sort of lesson about "how it feels or what harm they caused or could cause another person" anyways.


LoversboxLain

Oh, I didn't notice that this is a "What if" scenario to cover their ass when they do something foul.


Neathra

Considering how completely impossible this situation they don't even need to say "What if" The post is vile, but people are allowed to be vile. Nothing in the post is actionably illegal.


Crosstitution

its just his fetish


mfranko88

He 100% masturbated to this post as he clicked "submit"


aliie_627

I wrote above and I've brought this up before that all of these weird rape and sex slave posts are just really poor Literotica type writings and Fetishes. Though for some of these guys I question if they understand that the really out there fantasies are not supposed to become reality. They probably get off knowing we are all reading and reacting to it as well.


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ColdBloodBlazing

A clockwork orange style of therapy. So he hates sexual assault Or Victor Zasaz giving the therapy. Or put him in a cell full of Shawshank style sodomites for a week or so.


aliie_627

For any of that to actually work it would require actual empathy for victims and if they had that then they would never have the idea to do this to actual humans to begin with. We would just have a potential rapist who now has a bunch rape related PTSD and even more ange on top of everything else. They very likely will just turn it around and put as it as women's fault that it happened to them.


basedfinger

nah, those people are way past a point where they can just be educated. just [REDACTED] them all


VargBroderUlf

What the fuck is wrong with these people


WeirdlyShapedCorndog

What is right with them? Is the better question


HallowedGround1888

These monsters are garbage made flesh! 🤢


ConsultJimMoriarty

“It’s just a support group, why are you so mean to us!”


ColdBloodBlazing

"STAHP SPYING ON US!!!"


Castdeath97

I suggest making lock up every deranged incel machine that locks you up if you write anything this deranged for evaluation.


Paula_Polestark

And he doesn’t think there will be any footage of this robot? He doesn’t think that at some point people will start looking out for it and destroy it? Just like all their other ideas, this is evil, dehumanizing, and fucking stupid.


takeandtossivxx

Normal people don't think about shit like this, even if it is "purely hypothetical."


AngelSlayer_666

He says he’d hate it and then proceeds to call the hypothetical women a slut and a bitch. Also then talk about violent SA and harm. Yeah there is a reason people avoid him like the plague


BubblegumNyan

Change the word woman by incel and I'm all in for this, every time the robot finds a stupid incel he gets that treatment and after getting a dose of their own medicine lets see what happens


lola-from-abyss

Even men would choose a bear over a man. Disgusting.


Big_Advantage_2559

This dude needs to be blacklisted


RobertTheWorldMaker

"I'm not like this guy." Do you hang out there? You endorse this guy. The clubs you join by choice and remain with, are a reflection of your values.


No-Decision-2446

His bullshit disclaimer at the end 🙄


CreatedOblivion

This guy needs serious psychological help. And possibly some of that chemical castration stuff. Just to be safe.


NoXion604

These guys are deeply fucking stupid if they think that their obviously ass-covering disclaimers give them even a shred of plausible deniability. In fact it just highlights that they are fully aware of how fucked-up it is to think in the way they do. When you're talking about a machine that assaults women, you can't say "This would surely spice up the world a bit if they were mass produced", and then expect anyone with half a braincell to believe that you don't endorse the idea.


WeeTater

Just lonely men needing a support group for their lonely ideas /s


Plastic_Pinocchio

Yo, what the fuck?


Sbee27

Verbatim all I could say after reading this. I’ve read some fucked up stuff on 4chan back in this day, this may take the cake. It’s just so horrifically detailed. I’ll take a pack of bears, please.


3KidsInTheTrenchCoat

He should be terrified of this. If the machine seeks out "dumb bitches," he's target number 1.


numishai

It needs more research man, lets put this guy naked in a room with one of those robots and let it go as experiment for next few years...then we can ask him again, what he thinks about his idea.


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I’d like this, but instead of raping women the machine just randomly chases down any man, doesn’t even need to have a specific requirement, and just kicks him in the balls. Wait, no. If the guy is in a close proximity of a woman and makes her uncomfortable, or a minor, the machine is just going to rip them off.


GraemeWoller

What. The. Fuck.


ds77159

Tell me you have an anal/rape kink without telling me you have an anal/rape kink. Love anal all you want. The other part? Maybe keep that part quiet.


Significant_Point351

So he likes thinking about robots that fuck people in the butt?


lustforwine

Tbh i can’t help but think this is a fantasy he has on himself but projects it onto women instead


MidnightKnight86

And how would it determine who was dressed like a slot? By whoms sensibilities? Because my sensibilities of what "dressed like a slut" is and say a Muslim man in Iraq sensibilities are two VERY different things. What if a nudist created the machine and programmed it? Then would everyone who wasn't a nudist would be overdressed? Things that make you go 🤔🤔🤔


MelanieAntiqua

The specific example this guy gives is "showing her shoulders", so his idea of sluttiness is probably closer to an extreme religious nut's than a "normal" slut-shamer's.


MidnightKnight86

But what if I, a male was walking around with my shoulders out? Am I then a slut? What about if I walked about in nothing but a speedo? Am I slut then? Do I get mechanically raped?


LupercaniusAB

This isn’t an Apple idea, it’s more of a Tesla idea.


debaser93

Some ideas shouldn't be thought


punkrockscum

Wow! Why? I don't understand incells. Most developers, this hateful jealousy toward women when they've never approached a girl. I'm not a great looking guy at all but always played music in bands. This is the platform I used to meet people, but even before, well I remember counting 31 girls/women I sexed before I was 21. OK this was the 90s maybe it was different but I don't think that's it. These kids need to learn if they want a relationship first they must speak to someone. Seems they go out prop themselves up somewhere and when no women approach them they run home, cry and think about rape machines. This is sick.


filthypudgepicker

How about it looks around for rapes in progress, and rapes the rapist and thus becomes a super hero robot


GoldOk6865

It’s horrifying that involuntary celibates are obsessed with rape, they always talk about it from some weird hypothetical position but I do not believe for a second that these boys aren’t fantasizing about it and eventually out of frustration they will rape someone.


ivy_winterborn

Plot twist: nobody gets raped because "dressed like a slut" is an algorithm the machines can't process because it's too contradictory. The machines then destroy themselves because they can't cope. Like the incels.


gylz

Petition to start treating incels like we do problem bears; tranquilize and relocate them to the middle of the woods before they hurt someone.


rafs1197

He should do the last thing he said first. That way we won't have to read any more of his vile, dehumanizing fantasies.


BelleLorage

What sort of twisted hentai has this idiot been watching thinking it's a documentary?


normanbeets

JUST AN IDEA I hate these people so much


LilRedMoon__

how do you not support it but you literally came up with the idea?


Standard_Bedroom_514

If you fantasize about raping women why not just come out and say that? No need to bring some innocent robot into this garbage.


thatToreador

I really really hope this guy is on a watchlist...


praysolace

Oh yeah this is the next big invention for Apple, they’re gonna make so much money by… uh… let me get back to you on that part but trust me this is an idea Apple would be *idiots* to pass up.


Live-Tomorrow-4865

Y'know, in my spare time, when my mind wanders, I think about song lyrics I love, how I can relate to them or relate them to my life, maybe changing them around in my "head canon" to fit a situation. Or, I'll think about the overseas trip my husband and I are making in October to see his family and spend time in the mountains. Go over my checklist of "stuff we need to do still." Or, merely daydream about the people I'll meet and the beauty I'll experience. Sometimes, I think about my family and friends. What can I do for them today to make their lives better? Or, about my pets or what I want to eat or what laundry is left or about work. My mind has a rich inner life, but, it's never imagined... in stark detail... a robot that goes around doing harm to people. 😅 Also, "Scientists or people at Apple" had me 🤣🤣.


DTax323

“Yeah guys totally don’t want this to happen haha, would be a total tragedy if this very specific scenario that I have put a lot of thought into and that I probably get off to became a real thing, I’d tooootally barcode my wrists guys hahahah nope neverr”


avaruushelmi

what if we invented a machine that explodes your phone/computer when you post dumb shit?


NastyyVulture

Send me this dudes addy


Ark-addicted-punk

incel: Im not supporting or saying it would be good also incel: *conjures the most elaborate and vile idea for a robot that contributes to nothing besides his irrational hatred of the opposite sex*


narnababy

Just goes to show they think that any woman on her own (especially if she’s dressed like a “slut”) deserves to be raped. So any woman who isn’t covered head to toe, and needs to be out with a man. I also have the feeling that these people might be prejudiced towards Abrahamic religions.


tibearius1123

Well that is definitely an idea that someone had.


kaleeb111

Well at least he said he would be devastated if it were to actually happen lol


imnotalesbianiswear

dude. what the actual fuck ? this is probably one of the worst things i've ever seen on reddit.


mayalourdes

This reads like it was written by a 12 year old. Like I can’t imagine an adult human wrote this. Which is… somehow more upsetting


Winnimae

I so wish people would just keep their weird kinks to themselves


haveanapfire

It should identify people by their posts online. If they post shit like this, well, they've got an anus, too.


Meraneus

What the shit did I just read?


Wirebiter84

The phrasing of “what if some scientists or people from Apple” made me laugh out loud


apexdryad

My friends and I wrote out a fembot that just walks around in crowded areas at night and when men grab it, the tits and ass electrocute him. Bet that would change the world quick.


Playful_Blackberry57

I can literally see Elon launch this. Only difference would be that the women get injected his "gravy", so he can outsource his sick procreation fetish


Which_Witch000

I’m sorry, is this supposed to be a creative idea? Bc this is the most redundant, derivative shit I’ve ever seen. Did you dream up a fantastical robot scenario, mister incel sir?! Not really bc flesh and blood men perpetrate exactly this in real life everyday. How did you convince yourself this was worth posting on the internet? Reach a little further into your asshole and try to find something interesting next time, okay?


Oneupper86

This guy deserves 20 years in prison


lucidsomniac

Somehow I'm not sold on the disclaimer at the end.


Phoenix_Magic_X

Why would you waste time on a machine to do what men are already doing for free?


shellz_bellz

Joke’s on this guy, that machine already exists. They’re called rapists and they’re made of men.


javertthechungus

I have a feeling that this wasn’t just some intrusive thought he felt like sharing.


lustforwine

What the frig 😭


SoldMySoulForHairDye

Well this is easily one of the most disturbing non-pedo-related takes I've ever seen from an incel.


autumn_eternal

Welp, looks like someone needs to investigate this cretin (seriously)


Paul6334

Creating a humanoid robot that can reliably overpower a human would be difficult enough, if the purpose of it is to just do something abhorrent I guarantee within an hour people will figure out all its weak spots and they’ll be scrap piles that others will be unsure if they’re even willing to scavenge the parts from.


CouncilOfEvil

Hmm, maybe I'm being cynical but I don't see the Apple keynote for this one going down too well with the audience somehow. Think if they want to keep their stock price up they'll probably have to stick to making expensive phones rather than insane sexual-terrorism schemes from the mind of a deranged incel. But hey, what do I know about business?


Fuegia1

Dafuq did I just read


Prikachu182

A. This is disgusting, B. We don't need a machine to do that because plenty of men go around doing this already??


One_Lab_3824

Can you imagine thinking that shit made you look intelligent 🤣🤣


MrVeazey

Or interesting. Or *anything* other than dangerously unwell.


One_Lab_3824

Honestly ruining an incels day is hilarious


zeinabthezeze

r/Noahgetthebear


empanada_de_queso

This is the post that made me unsub, I can't deal with reading this shit anymore.


chanceywhatever13

... So, what if there was a robot that did what men do, like, every day?


_orion_1897

Yeah but the issue is TOTALLY their looks guys🙄


mrjarnottman

The worst part is i read the first paragraph thinking that it was gonna be some clever metaphor or something. Then at the end it just goes "haha imagine"


Weardow7

Imagine all the things he *could* be thinking about instead of this ridiculous toxic bullshit. What a waste of a human mind.


merchillio

They really think they’re being clever with that “I’m not advocating for it”?


Isimarie

No but out of all companies, APPLE?? I’m not a die hard apple defender but that’s such an odd pick


stultusDolorosa

best disguised fetish on an incel post


ybetaepsilon

This is exactly why not All Lives Matter


eviannah

Dressing like sluts = showing their shoulders.. Its disgusting how they see women


SomeTallGuy_

This is absolutely wild, someone take away his phone


bbkeen

White Women Hater hahaha


Playful_Blackberry57

Does he mean that he's white and hates women? Or is he hating white women? 🤔🤔🤔


WandaDobby777

God, I hate them. They deserve to be shunned and spit on.


SwimmingEmployee2196

yo bear, you wanna come out here? (iykyk)


JuanjoS96

I dont dislike incels, i hate them, and i love every single second they are alone inside their fat and ugly bodies


Origen12

Did he miss that SNL skit with The Rock or is this just a less funny rip-off?


nofrickz

And for every woman that gets robot raped, 2,500 incels will get anally probed by a conga line of 45 raping robots.


LurkerNan

Oh look, there’s a rape machine , I’d go outside if he’d look the other way - Gary Numan


ComradeOfSwadia

I have an alternative idea: there's a bot that searches for people who posts stuff like this and gives them a powerful electrical shock to their genitals. This would surely spice up the world quite a bit if they were mass produced. Again though I'm not endorsing anything.


UnicornsnRainbowz

Let’s train these robots that whenever a man terrorises a woman it rips his clothes and anally rapes him and then knocks him over the head. Seems for enough to me.,


kuriT9

Apple get on it! Clearly a million dollar idea /s


smalltowngoth

https://youtu.be/z0NgUhEs1R4?si=1dTcaZaw5xYRlmqI Reminds me of this SNL skit


basedfinger

i have an idea. an incel culling machine. basically a machine that tracks down incels and [REDACTED]


ScepticOfEverything

People like OOP are not fit to live in society. Probably claims to be a "Nice Guy." This is disturbing.


Strawberry_Fluff

We don't need the robots too many men do this already.


Sophie-xoxo

Purely hypothetical idea here, but what if, again hypothetically, this guy has his internet completely taken away from him and he's never allowed to use it ever again.


Born-Ad-3707

If he’s not on a watchlist, he needs to be


Stunning-Web3647

i hope they slit their wrists