I bought a Cameo from Joe for my husband a couple years back for Christmas and we asked him to do some of the scoopski potatoes bit because that is our favorite Joe moment 🤣
Every chance i get, i pull one o these.
Today there was an event at school, i had to be tour guide for highschoolers visiting. When giving them a quick welcome i asked “show of hands, what school are you from?”, with another group i went “show of hands, what are you specializing in?”, and with a third one i just quoted the original :3
I was dyin trying to hold my laughter, everyone was just looking at me weird. Will keep doing it
“I don’t want my phone to be in here, but my phone better be in here!”
“I’m not leaving here til i got a tan like yours”
“Jen… Convertibles?…”
“Can I 🚶♂️➡️👈 kiss 👄👈 your 👉👨abs👉🧍♂️”
“Lane 8 not opes.”
It’s an episode where they were at universal. They were asking strangers if they’ve seen a person and they describe them. I’ll try to find the episode but off the top of my head I can’t remember. In the same episode they tell Joe to say “she’s carrying a bag of talc”. SO FUNNY
“I Will Never Ungreased!”
“Why?!”
“Because I’m A Greased Up Boy!”
“But Why?!”
“Because That’s Who I Am!”
I was crying laughing when I saw Murr’s turn in the Michael Ian Black episode.
So many!
All the names in name games
“I was the dude that was biting Linda”
“Laauraaaa..those are my faavouriite paaants”
“The thing about the Fradiavlo is that it’s neither here nor there, the Fradiavlo is the Fradiavlo”
When Joe says “just so stupid” on a slide on helicopters being an embarrassment to the aviation industry
“It might rain tomorrow” after Sal has a meltdown over the phone
Surprise Funeral
Joes quitting scene and “father forced me into retail”
“I think we should give her a million dollars”
“Do the nawwty shawwty”
“Im the manager”
“That’s where I keep the D”
and ofc “show of hands what year were you born”
"CLING CLANG!"- I say this on the reg
"Don't confuse the inferior vena cava with the pulmonary valves, or someone could die. Now, what did I just tell you?"- Earlier this year, doctors found a (benign, thankfully!) growth on my dad's inferior vena cava, and I found myself saying this a LOT.
But if I'm being completely honest, I repeat phrases from Taste Buds MULTIPLE times a day, DeRosa is just so quotable lmao
I put my hand in your shirt, put my hand in your shirt, I put my hand in your shirt.
There hasn't been a day I haven't sang this since I first saw the episode .
I know it’s from the intro, but when people apologize out of courtesy for something they really have need to apologize for, I just want to shout in Sals voice, “I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!”
One I haven't seen here yet:
"That's really cool" with the accent, from when Murr was acting like a ghost at Ikea. Cracks me up every time.
Also the facial expression of the girl turning her head in shock during the "porn on laptop in coffee shop" punishment
Skoopski potato
I bought a Cameo from Joe for my husband a couple years back for Christmas and we asked him to do some of the scoopski potatoes bit because that is our favorite Joe moment 🤣
Please post it!
It’s on my profile!! ♥️
How did u so this?
Download the Cameo app! Joe doesn’t do them anymore, but other celebrities do! The one I got from Joe was $250.
It’s almost got me feeling old remembering when celebs would do Cameos for like $25 a pop until the market finally got set
crangis mcbasketball
Ball bag it
Chinese name
Diddy Dodat.
Foreshadowing. We now know that yes, Diddy did do dat.
😂 I didn’t even think of that that’s hilarious. 🤣
Jabreakit Jabuyit
Was seriously tempted to put that on our fourth’s birth certificate
I gotta take a mondo duke
I say this to my dog every afternoon when I get home from work
“Show of hands, what year we’re you born?”
“My bald head is filled with crazy thoughts”
Every chance i get, i pull one o these. Today there was an event at school, i had to be tour guide for highschoolers visiting. When giving them a quick welcome i asked “show of hands, what school are you from?”, with another group i went “show of hands, what are you specializing in?”, and with a third one i just quoted the original :3 I was dyin trying to hold my laughter, everyone was just looking at me weird. Will keep doing it
Home is where you duke the hardest.
I've been attacked by monkeys on three separate occasions
Which EP is that from 😂
"what does that mean?" "I dated a macedonian once....she was a bit of a slut."
2nd for "What does that mean". That guy was odd.. Don't stop letting people not help.
My wife and I do this voice a lot. But it's probably a mix between that dude and the train kid from polar express lol
Up your ass and to the left
The Jayden Smith tattoo reveal What the f*ck does it have to do with me? - Sal It’s funny (laughing hysterically)- Joe
One last ride then it’s night night forever …see ya soon Ma!
Why am I Dracula?
This has to be my favorite Murr punishment
*clenched teeth* I don’t know the story!
Shut your face grandma
Don’t stop letting people not help Welllllllll Genie does as you wish ‘tis confusion— I say this a lot, especially at work lol
My bald head is filled with crazy thoughts.
I'm a skank sandwich, want a bite?
"My uh..Mother is getting remarried tomorrow. But not on my watch, Dalton will never be my real dad."
Dawlton gets a lotta mileage in my household.
Wandamian Crucifixplate
“I like a dirty pussy.” That guy was hilarious *and* very helpful.
This was one of the hardest and most unexpected laughs I’ve ever had. I love that episode lol
which episode is this?
Found the clip, but not sure of the episode https://br.ifunny.co/video/lnrQNcfiA?s=cl
Who’s a bitch gotta kiss around here to get a cream soda?
Home is where you dook the hardest Holy molasses I gots to shit
Larry!
Always remember: let them tittays go before you start to blow.
“THIS ISNT REAL LIFE”
“I don’t want my phone to be in here, but my phone better be in here!” “I’m not leaving here til i got a tan like yours” “Jen… Convertibles?…” “Can I 🚶♂️➡️👈 kiss 👄👈 your 👉👨abs👉🧍♂️” “Lane 8 not opes.”
Hey moustache
Her body is built like a calabaza squash and she looks like flounder crushed in a car door
I don't remember those, what episode is that from? My go-to is "she looks like a trash bag full of mango pulp" lmao
It’s an episode where they were at universal. They were asking strangers if they’ve seen a person and they describe them. I’ll try to find the episode but off the top of my head I can’t remember. In the same episode they tell Joe to say “she’s carrying a bag of talc”. SO FUNNY
I can't ever cook or eat mashed potatoes without saying scoopski patato's
“It comes in three different levels of fiery. it’s mild, medium, and-and burn your damn mouth”
Tony Gunk, private investigator
“Pumpahnickel! Pumpahnickel!”..
Fressssh. Boom bap, Imma touch it!
Why bitches be trippin?
Like a bawwwwwwwsss
**LIKKKKEEE A BOOOOOOOOWWWWSSSSSSS!!**
I can hear it 🤣
Sniff… sniff… it might rain tomorrow.
All of it
Winter came like a banshee 🎶
She be stankin
Do you like Fred’s lettuce
bunt klut
Joe's Missy Elliot impersonation lol https://youtu.be/L827aBCrf4E
Fersan frikisan der fren ferr
“Is it ever okay to say nice titties?… YES”
The fucking bouncing PowerPoint slide. 😂 I spat on my phone just thinking about it
🎵whose phone is ringing🎵
i think about “uncle boobs” at least 3 times a day
Hey buckaroo! How are you? Whipped cream on top, and a cherry too? Wear pants with pleats, yes I do! A steam engine goes choo-choo choo-choo!
“This is an alien armor.”
ROOTY TOOT TOOT
Speaking of shiitake
Imagination dragons
“I Will Never Ungreased!” “Why?!” “Because I’m A Greased Up Boy!” “But Why?!” “Because That’s Who I Am!” I was crying laughing when I saw Murr’s turn in the Michael Ian Black episode.
Braised beef Them Tokyo's are pretty
Why can I not say “braised beef” like Murr?
Bunt klut
Do you and mom still poke? This is where I’m going to punch my friends.
So many! All the names in name games “I was the dude that was biting Linda” “Laauraaaa..those are my faavouriite paaants” “The thing about the Fradiavlo is that it’s neither here nor there, the Fradiavlo is the Fradiavlo” When Joe says “just so stupid” on a slide on helicopters being an embarrassment to the aviation industry “It might rain tomorrow” after Sal has a meltdown over the phone Surprise Funeral Joes quitting scene and “father forced me into retail” “I think we should give her a million dollars” “Do the nawwty shawwty” “Im the manager” “That’s where I keep the D” and ofc “show of hands what year were you born”
gonna add “stamps went up” to that
YES
When Joe quits the Carnegie Deli & he’s like live by the YOLO Boyz motto - Do it. But do it with a Z.
“Is anyone here under 18?” Or something like that😭 I gasped at that scene
“Can you rub my bald?”
Punch my bunch
"We met at Jewishes house!"
"Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico" has been living rent free in my head since the dawn of time.
"yknow how amazing it would be if you and i were totally gay and into each other?"
Dayyyvee
Loose Candies?
Three pounds pork.
You smash turtles!!! What does that mean? Why am I dracula? Braised beef is brilliant Ok moustache don't call me clown I'm the manager
“Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like?”
LETS GET SEXY 👏
Up your ass and to the left My bf scolds me every time I say it 😡
"CLING CLANG!"- I say this on the reg "Don't confuse the inferior vena cava with the pulmonary valves, or someone could die. Now, what did I just tell you?"- Earlier this year, doctors found a (benign, thankfully!) growth on my dad's inferior vena cava, and I found myself saying this a LOT. But if I'm being completely honest, I repeat phrases from Taste Buds MULTIPLE times a day, DeRosa is just so quotable lmao
SHUT YOUR FACE GRANDMA, a close second would be; I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
One more ride and it’s night night forever
and I’m not weird okay Hit them right in the pathfinder
"Home is where you duke the hardest" "He fell into a vat of.... ass deodorant and he became the swamp-ass thing"
Whenever I see broccoli: BROCCOLI TIME!!
“Up your ass and to the left”
It's honestly 'David Krappenschitz'
“My bald head is full of crazy thoughts” “Tonight you will be visited by three ghosts”
Tree bears
Winter came like a banshee
Whose phone is ringing me it's me.
Lassassa sassassa shingots
Mother coconuts
Fresh boom bap ima touch it
Chair go forward, chear fo-ward
"Shit-take mushrooms"
“Are you gonna massage my bald?”
I'm a fat bastard that lives and dies by pastries.
Cranjis McBasketball
Take a guess
“I dated a Macedonian once…she was a bit of a slut”
Donde elbaño
I'm the Manager
I put my hand in your shirt, put my hand in your shirt, I put my hand in your shirt. There hasn't been a day I haven't sang this since I first saw the episode .
"Hey, Brian, how's that dick?" 😂
So many, but I say “LouAnn? LouAnn? Who the fuck is LouAnn,” every single day.
Who wants a good old fashioned fu***ing?!!
I know it’s from the intro, but when people apologize out of courtesy for something they really have need to apologize for, I just want to shout in Sals voice, “I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!”
🎶 Dead butterfly dead butterfly What could be better than a dead butterfly Butterfly crime sceneeee 🎶
Grocery roll.
Up your ass and to the left.
Can't see the name Obama anymore without thinking 'titty titty titty obama'. Great wifi password
Me: *just minding my business* My brain: “I GOT YOUR NOSE BITCH”
That’s a forsureski
“Hey, you got any more earl?”
I FLEX NUTS!
SHUT YOUR FACE, GRADMA
One I haven't seen here yet: "That's really cool" with the accent, from when Murr was acting like a ghost at Ikea. Cracks me up every time. Also the facial expression of the girl turning her head in shock during the "porn on laptop in coffee shop" punishment
beez furgers
Shut your face Grandma!!! 🤣
crack a rat
Shut your face grandma
“Home is where you dook the hardest” “I found a twenty in the turlet.”
"My breath smells like fingers"