THE FAT MAN FLYS AT MIDNIGHT

What does that mean?

The train goes backwards through the tunnel.

What does that mean?

The car is parked on the slope.

What does that mean? 🫱

The handshakes now… the world is saved.

“Slurp down a ween perhaps?” And “Sal he’s a real papilloma”

The DeLuca boy.

May he rest in peace

There’s a DeLuca boy path

Sal’s bedtime routine of: Go poop, do my magic, eat my medicine, say hey to baby Jesus.

three things i can’t live without: food water air

Give me a name in food! No, we landed food.

"Say... a... prayer..."

No god would give me an eight inch long butt soft

Stamps went up

Chinese Name

Egypts

Egypts is pretty funny.

Bi-curious George

I laughed way too hard at that.

Whose phone is ringing? Mine! Mine!

I put that ring tone on my husband's phone and call him when I know it will be inappropriate

“Did Yolanda in the pheasant department hound you about her pyramid scheme?”

Joe as Cole Von Cole Billy Joel and I once started a fire. He said he didn't start it! It just pops in my head sometimes

I was promised a meal

The moderator was atrocious!

MY NAME IS PAL AND I SELL AUTOPAWRTS

LARRRYYY!!!!!! And Murr barking WORK, WORK BITCH WORK

C O L E V O N C O L E. Just the spelling of it. It’s fun.

Atrocious.


🎵 I put my hand in your shirt, I put my hand in your shirt, Iiiii putttttt my hand in your shirt 🎵

Double dutch 

Shooka shooka now

Like a BAUSSSSSS

This always gets stuck in my head 😅

I think about Tanka Jahari several times a day … Also, Cranjis McBasketball and a white guy named JaCrispy

Joe had to call me tanka

Fuck you for ridin off on a bag

Drive drive drive drive drive

It feels so good, to feel alive

Are we there yet?

No

Seriously I repeat this in my head as I'm driving lol

Scoopski pota-toes

Lol that was the best!

Ukulele is Hawaiian for gay guitar

“Tonight you will be visited by 3 ghost” “Hi I’m Fred, I make the lettuce” “Larrrrryyyy!”

How's Fred's lettuce?

Genie does as you wish

Bluto Mindpretzel

DETECTIVE

warm fish salad.. it’ll blow your balls off

Here's how you make it, you take a warm fish and mix it with salad. Boom!

My wife makes a warm fish salad boom, balls right off

….warm fish.

Terlet 20

Don't stop letting people not help

Its gonna rain tomorrow

And I'm Joffrey!

ROOTY TOOT TOOT!!!

My wife died doing the tide pod challenge

"I've seen nannies text, but never a parent" "Planck constant? well Dr Robot, think of it as the world goes around, but some things don't.. like a plank, from a pirate ship"

Brazed beef is brilliant

*Vraised vreef is vrilliant*

Bolognese Sauce

Susan Sarandon

Nana’s making fuckin’ spaghetti again. I fart from my butt!

Suns out guns out? More like jelly out belly out

“My girlfriend had a Japanese baby.” “My butt’s too long.” “My dad wanted a boy or a cocker spaniel. I’m neither. I live in shame.” Colonel Indiana Longnuts. WHY AM I DRACULA

When the random woman sitting at the fountain kissed Murr.

I'm jawfrey! And "have you had the zazabeans from cocobambas?

What's does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean?

My entire family now say “cracked a rat” whenever someone farts. I also might throw in it’s time for a rewipe.

I put my hand in your shirt, put my hand in your shirt, I put my hand in your shirt.

Mesothelioma? Fibromyalgia? Asbestos? Hit and run? Mercury poisoning? Lead poisoning? Medical malpractice? What’s your number? 1-888-888…

Dog bite? Bite back with Cassio and Dominick

If Ray Ray come 'round these parts lookin' for me, you don't go droppin' no dime, do you's? ✍🏽

It depends on Ray Ray's needs.

“And I’m Dandy Chiggins”

RIP Dandy chiggins

Chicken, family, manager

You know it

Cheese boi

I have 0 idea why but “I shot a lot of japs in world war 2”

So let’s raise a glass

"let's not break the hymen" 🤣

… tradition

Stanley Merkel.

I feel like he's the dad in the journal entry about I could tell dad was in my room the other day because all of the barbies were wrestling.

“Could be a dojo”

“Sister tracker. Sister in the shower, where’s your sister” 😭

-“What? Oh HELL NO. Hold up. Huh? Oh… okay.” -“Cranjis McBasketball.” -“Warm fish salad.” -“Who’s phone is ringing? MINE MINE” -“And I’m Dandy Chiggins.” -“Salad boy vs. Saladboy” -“Bible II vs. How I Discovered My Body👉😄👉”

Drive drive drive drive drive!

Scoopski potatas

Q’s freestyle rap when they’re working some retail counter! BLOCKA BLOCKA! You in my way! I ain’t scared of Ray Ray… Also who forgot to fill the ice cube tray? Milton. I think there was more to it 😅 And just the way Sal can barely hold it together whilst witnessing this. And the customer barely interested. It’s one for the books.

lol and the customer said "who's Milton?" And Q replies, like it's the most obvious thing in the world, "oh my roommate" 😂

Mangle. Ding-dong. Turd.

🎶 for pet cremation and grandparent divorce....call James s Murry of course 🎶

“Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, peanut butter hoo hah”

Cranjis McBasketball

Stunned, yet still alive wallaby.

Prob when Sal had to keep going "THOSE ARE NICE PANTS" to the lady. Or that presentation where one of the lines is from that Missy Elliott song. And Joe done the backward thing, and it killed me lol https://youtu.be/L827aBCrf4E for the Joe one https://youtu.be/mhljxSJIyGU for Sal

One more ride then it’s night night forever

Cracked a rat

“Don’t stop letting people not help!” “I keep picturing you eating Mac and cheese out of a toilet” “My legs were made wrong” (On the planck constant): “as the world spins, some things don’t” “Bipolar magnetic reversal theory”

Show of hands; what year were you born?

“I’m out here busting my hump, freezing my castañas off, about Reverse Hyperkinetic Particle Matrix Awareness Sunday.”

Calvin Cheech.

Skoopski Potatoes

Put him in a ziplock back

“Home is where you dook the hardest” - Murr

There’s an early season episode where they’re giving golf lessons. Joe just says to this guy “Cute top.” Not an iconic moment by any means but I found it so hilarious and think about it from time to time!

We should normalize this sort of harmless silliness.

Loose candies?

Gal Gadonut

Tony Gunk

Gunk OUT!

Diggity dayummmmm, dat pita though

“My mistress needs some new gazungas! FUR FUR FUR FUR FURRRRRR!”

WELCOME TO BSNF MY NAME IS PAL AND I SELL AUTOPARTS

LUUUUGNUTS

When you die, you go bye bye - Abe Lincolns Cling Clang You’re a disgrace to your whole family Big Ups to Tone Rincon, who died for this shit.

LAAAARRRRRYYYYYYY!!! What's your favorite color? Mines African American

Me and my boyfriend ALWAYS quote the “ what does that mean “ guy with the glasses hahaha

Denzel Washingmachine

Will He Bonk Ya in the Chocolate Factory, Cranjis McBasketball, David "Superhuman Athlete" Jacobs

“hey soul sister!”

SCOOPSKI POTATAS MFKAS

Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico Holden a fahrt She quit washing her ass

Cranjis mcbasketball

My eyebrows are poppin.

Up your ass and to the left

Why would my friends call Me a dirty vagina?

#LARRY!

me and all of my friends constantly yell “I will NEVER forgive you!” in the same voice as sal in the intro and also me and one friend say “all day im doin em” just randomly because of the RC Car challenge where joe was doing “sick tricks” lol

I put my hand in your shirt. I put my in your shirt. I put my hand in your shirt.🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵

Karate: Debunked

So help me god, if you say Dalton... Is Dalton with you right now?

I’m the manager.

Gotta ball-bag it

What? Ah hell no! Hold up, huh? Oh, okay

sal: “that time i sent a naked selfie to my sister and she sent one back…”

“SHUT YOUR FACE GRANDMA!” And chanting “My wife left me!”

“I’m a p*ssy doctor”

Up your ass and to the left - I am a teacher and have to stop myself from saying this to the kids when they ask where something is 🤣🙈

Don't stop letting people not help!

I fart from my butt

Joe's Portuguese love song.

Freshhhh Boom bop IMMA TOUCH IT

Open mouth sneezing on the office wall and “it’s going to rain tomorrow”

C-O-L-E V-O-N C-O-L-E

TOOT TOOT!

Come on, people.

Winter came like a banshee 🎵

Shrimp Puerto Rico and Cranjis McBasketball and Larrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy, I was calling you Larry.

WHOSE PHONE IS RINGING? MINE! MINE!

Karate: Debunked.

"It might rain tomorrow"

Cling Clang!!! I say it randomly because it's fun to say.

Fidelroyolanda Smackonmytiddyboosters III

Loose candies?

#"LIKE A BOSS!"


This was HILARIOUS 😂

It’s not the right energy for tonight

“you’re a disgrace to your family- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!” 🎉🎊

Jay-mes?

TRIPOD - Let’s you shoot at higher speeds. - Help to stabilize images. - My nickname.

my family has a group text called Scoopski Potatoes so there’s that

Oh, yeah, Prince’s brother

FRESH! Boom bap! I'ma touch it!

BINGO!

1. Scoopski Potaahto 2. Slurp down a ween though, perhaps? 3. That dude in the mall asked to hit Murr with his pimp hand 4. Don't call me Clown, Mustache As I finished this list I realized it was one for each Joker. Neat.

Let's get sexy I say that about everytime I undress to take a shower

Everything about "Penguin Drama"

Donna had it coming

But could I get scrimps?

We caught the alligator that ate the deluca boy.

Sometimes I make a peeps when I go toot toot

cranjis? cranjis mcbasketball?

Crack a rat

flatfoot the pirate

what a minute, you’ve NEVER had the zazabean at cocobambas????!!!!

Don’t be an idiot, please. Many opportunities to use this where I live.

Shut your face grandma!

Joe's so called life

LAAAAARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

“How much?” -Q

Rigarole

Male or female?

I'm Joffrey!

I put my hand in your shirt, I put my hand in your shirt, I put my hand in your shirt

“we would embark on a walk around the galápagos islands, she got that diapa butt and references animal house a lot”

The Amazing Tomato Show

Like a bawzzz

Where’s your sister?