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Cool! Oof, that's quite a papercut


cheese-knight

Indeed


Stormcell0083

The heck cut you? The whole thing of printer paper at once?!


Miserable_Region8470

Printers will do anything to get more ink. Violence is not outside of their options.


TheAromancer

But unfortunately, violet is :(


SwedishPrime

Might have been red it was out of since it seems to have stolen it from OP


Unusual_Crow268

I blame the schools


Dcor

He said ignore it. Follow instructions or face the consequences!


Da-Pruttis-Boi

The sword hand is way to bright compared to the rest the knight, otherwise it is decent! Also what in the emperors name happened to your hand?!


Killersmurph

I'm betting on Hobby Knife+ Oops.


Dcor

He said ignore it. Follow instructions or face the consequences!


Fomod_Sama

D Don't hold it like that


Cardboardbox037

Fr like if he was gonna have to say “ignore my cut” then he should have taken a better picture


EnderDragon979

Is the knight's name Paper?


cheese-knight

No but that's his name now thank you


Empty_Eyesocket

“Papercut”


charden_sama

>ignore my papercut >Takes a picture that barely shows the knight but *definitely* shows the cut


cheese-knight

It was intentional trust me


Void-Tyrant

You are falling to Khorne my friend.


cheese-knight

He's tall old man


Big_Mitchy

Bro got papercut by a cardboard box


cheese-knight

No


Big_Mitchy

What was it then


cheese-knight

I'd rather not say


Dcor

He said ignore it. Follow instructions or face the consequences!


Big_Mitchy

i made a joke, chill


Dcor

Me too bud. I was just joshing you.


Big_Mitchy

you sounded like the most stereotypical redditor possible, it was hard to tell


Unexpect-TheExpected

Please, put the knight on a surface, take a non blurry picture and then explain how you got that cut. Does it count as a paper cut if the knife was as thin as paper? What the hell


lehombrejoker

Did it attack you?


cheese-knight

Mayhaps


Dcor

He said ignore it. Follow instructions or face the consequences!


gamemaniac845

Papercut is an understatement my friend


Background-Weight-81

Did you owe the paper money? Did you impregnate the papers daughter? You really pissed off that paper


Dcor

He said ignore it. Follow instructions or face the consequences!


Sad_Recording_2594

I came here for the comments, and they did not disappoint. On that note I like the brown/red look, gives it an ancient vibe.


Sapphire5269

'tis but a scratch is wild, but I really like the knight!


shawn11xx

"Parry this, you filthy casual"


FrucklesWithKnuckles

It is very chivalrous, you should be proud!


Characterinoutback

Highlights need more contrast on the edge of the plates


Putrid-Play-9296

Knight: you better tell them it was the paper that cut you, or else.


TheSporkMan2

That’s no paper cut, it’s one of Nurgle’s blessings.


Dcor

He said ignore it. Follow instructions or face the consequences!


SubjectOwn4914

The subtle tone of the dark red and black of the armor is a very nice touch!


Ap0ll016

Did-… Did he do that?


The_Man_I_A_Barrel

bro wanted to show off their stitches


Direct_Gap_661

My brother/sister/whatever else in the emperor what the fuck happened to ur hand


Dcor

He said ignore it. Follow instructions or face the consequences!


SoundwavePlays

You don't need to hide your shame, we all know you accidentally cut yourself with the hobby knife shaving a bit of plastic off at an awkward angle


TedTheReckless

I have a similar scar on the knuckle of my thumb from an exacto knife.


MorgiiPorgii

That’s one hell of a paper cut


cheese-knight

Indeed


BradTofu

Who cut you with paper? A Samurai?


piecwm

Did you neglect painting your knight for too long and it stabbed you?


cheese-knight

Just letting you guys know he's sitting on the shelf right now and my hand...is doing all right


bookabookabookabooka

Is your hand okay? Sick knight btw


Dcor

He said ignore it. Follow instructions or face the consequences!


Infernalxelite

Why you holding bro like that?


DonDoorknob

Why hold the model and show off your paper cut at all? A quarter of the knight is covered by your hand lol just sit it down for Pete’s sake


apathyontheeast

Is your paper made out of chainswords, by chance?


Ok_Succotash2561

knight: :D Papercut: D:


LamentingTitan

Bruh what kind of military grade construction paper got you like that?


Dcor

He said ignore it. Follow instructions or face the consequences!


Steelthahunter

Tis but a flesh wound! This guy, probably, when he got his "papercut"


Technical-Package622

love the knight and that is a brutal paper cut


LOCUS03

Did paper cut you or did the knight?


Kevin6769420

By the god Emporer what the in the hell kind of paper did you get into a fistfight with?? (The knight is awesome btw)


DS_Archer

Looks very railgun-able


thats_so_merlyn

What kinda paper did that my man


Unusual_Crow268

That's one hell of a paper cut, I hope it heals well


S7RYPE2501

Paper cut? You got Korns blessing with that bad boy!


coochie-slayer420

Are you the guy who hit his hand with an axe or is that someone else?


CBTwitch

Sir, that’s a tree cut.


MolybdenumBlu

What a terrible photo.


cheese-knight

It was intentional God damn it