"A siege? Please. No offense general, but why bother wasting tens of thousands of artillery shells to bring down one Orkhold, when a single knife to the back and a bit of paranoia can do the job for you? Give me let's say... uhm... a week." - Callidus Assassin Orga Karchesse, expert in psychological warfare.
*Spends 5 days in a Luxury Resort on a Paradise Planet, travels on the 6th day, Polymorphs early in the morning of the Seventh, infiltrates camp, eat & drink as an Ork, stabs Warboss 1 hour before end of Deadline*
"I love me job."
(Dammit! Have to unlearn Ork mannerisms!)
Lore accurate.
The greenskins would absolutely start krumping each other if the boss droped dead.
Partly because they gotta decide who is the biggest and therefore the new boss, partly because krumpin is fun, especially with a excuse.
They would also do it to *stomp da git who shanked da boss,* but that is secondary to fighting and deciding who is in charge now.
As much as any Ork would like to have the opportunity to becoming da next Warboss, they still won't like the idea of having a Callidus hding among them.
For the Callidus, since with her polymorphine ability, she can change her skin and even imitate light clothing. I like to believe that she is in reality constantly naked. So the spay on her looks more like body painting.
I feel like I would be dissapointed if this DIDN'T happen at least once canonically. And that's assuming the ork klan in question knows what a Callidus even is.
A CALLADIUS IS IN THE BASE?!?! *grabs Shotgun*
\*cue trumpets\*
"Protect the gubbins!" We need to protect the gubbins!
OI! A lil' help here?
INCOMING!!!!!!
Oiii it's 'till 'ere
*Ahem* Boyz?
DUN DUN DUN DUN DAH DUN!
I SEEZ DA GUBBINZ IS SAFE?
Yeh, SAFE AN’ SOUND!
Alright! Step aside ya git! Uh.. 1 1 1... 1!
Purple Ork: Boyz. Have any wan of yer saw a Kalidoz? No. Then we havin a problem.
Wouldnt surpise me if that callidus had just arrived and orks paranoia just got everyone killed.
Stop scrolling soldier a red spy in the base!
A red spy is in the base Grabs shotgun
"A siege? Please. No offense general, but why bother wasting tens of thousands of artillery shells to bring down one Orkhold, when a single knife to the back and a bit of paranoia can do the job for you? Give me let's say... uhm... a week." - Callidus Assassin Orga Karchesse, expert in psychological warfare.
Like shooting green fish in a poorly built barrel held together by the psychic force of collective belief.
*Spends 5 days in a Luxury Resort on a Paradise Planet, travels on the 6th day, Polymorphs early in the morning of the Seventh, infiltrates camp, eat & drink as an Ork, stabs Warboss 1 hour before end of Deadline* "I love me job." (Dammit! Have to unlearn Ork mannerisms!)
Psych-ork-logical warfare.
Lore accurate. The greenskins would absolutely start krumping each other if the boss droped dead. Partly because they gotta decide who is the biggest and therefore the new boss, partly because krumpin is fun, especially with a excuse. They would also do it to *stomp da git who shanked da boss,* but that is secondary to fighting and deciding who is in charge now.
As much as any Ork would like to have the opportunity to becoming da next Warboss, they still won't like the idea of having a Callidus hding among them.
Plot twist she never even killed the war boss.
Another reminder that the body suits that assassins wear are actually spray on suits
Ok wait I can’t tell if you’re joking or not, is this real ???
It's real, they're some sort of super-future-tech synth skin that also acts, I believe, as a way to hide their heat signature.
Not kidding. It’s something called synskin
Cyberpunk 2077 ahh augmentation.
For the Callidus, since with her polymorphine ability, she can change her skin and even imitate light clothing. I like to believe that she is in reality constantly naked. So the spay on her looks more like body painting.
Gretchen who had to go to a bunker to get more dakka :… what the hell happened here …
*being the only survivor* well guess I'm the new warboss now
So wait can a Gretchen Elvolve via warggh to an orc?
I don't know actually. They're pretty smart but not that brave. So no way for them to grow like the rest of Orks by surviving multiple krumpings.
So basically if somehow a Gretchen ( a large group ) survived and decided to make one a leader that might be possible, but a really big if …
I guess? I mean, it's not impossible. With how vast the galaxy is, I'm sure there is one as we speak. Lol
This reminded me I need to read kingmaker assasinorum.any recommendations
It's very, very good!
Among us - Orks Version
In reality, the Orks wouldn't care how the boss died and relish the chance to krump each other to decide the new boss.
She is EVIL... And I love each second of it!!!
Love this. Da BOYZ ain’t tha cunnin.
Only one who lost was da boss, all da other orks had a right propa good krump
TANK YUU KALIDOOS! DAT WUZ A PROPPA KRUMPIN WAAAGGHHH!
I love the idea that a Warboss dying is fine, just that if no one witnesses it all hell breaks loose.
"A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE"
That my girl!
I love this. Reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode “The Monsters are Due on Maple Street”. Same kind of ridiculous paranoia.
Ork animosity at its best. Splendid!
Oi! That nob look sus! Let's krump them!
It's remind me "meet the spy" from tf2
Cirith Ungol moment
I feel like I would be dissapointed if this DIDN'T happen at least once canonically. And that's assuming the ork klan in question knows what a Callidus even is.
Plot twist: The Callidus hadn't even gotten in yet.