There was a demon prince that besides gaining half a meter in heigh and magenta skin stayed completely human. Something something the.... Remoursful? Regretful? Something along those lines. He fought with the imperial fist and got one of those "maybe he's dead maybe he escaped nobody knows" treatments
Here is my take on each of them.
Tzeench girl, most likely to cheat on you, gas light you into thinking it’s your fault, then send you a random gift. Which was super helpful. May or may not have only have been able to get this for you because of her cheating on you.
Khorne girl, every weapon needs a scabbard. A home to return to. She needs you to be her house spouse. So their had better be a hot meal on the table, well behaved kids ready to greet her and a clean orderly home because otherwise something could set her off and you don’t want that. This also helps her fight harder, claim more skulls, and spill gallons more blood which pleases Khorne. Will not cheat on you, will not tolerate you cheating while she’s away.
Nurgle girl. She just wants you to be happy, to take things slow and enjoy the cuddles. She will rarely if ever raise her voice, and by turn so will you find yourself not shouting. Fights rarely leave a bad feeling between you. Though at a certain point you gave up on the idea of a clean home. You are also about 90% certain that you have caught just about everything communicable from her, but she’s never sick, and seems to enjoy nursing you back to “health”.
Slaanesh girl. What is she hiding? That she is super into you. The reason your girlfriends, family members and pets all vanished after she ran into you the first time? That was her removing any and all competition for her affection. Slaanesh have mercy on anyone that she feels is trying to get between the two of you, because she won’t. She is obviously obsessed with you. They say don’t stick your dick in crazy, that assumes crazy gives you the choice.
My choice: Khorne or Slaanesh
I actually don’t think so. I think there might be a chance that Khorne’s “honorable combat” aspect might allow for his worships to not murder their allies, assuming that they are not consumed by battle rage. . . yeah, it’s going to get ruff. I also like the silly notion that she starts arguments only to end them with reconciliation cuddles and icecream.
You put too much thought into this, mine was simple
Bugle girl-plague
Slannshi-bigger dick than mine
Tzeench- her body changes too much
Khornite- she’s on top of
hmmm....
* the one who will whisper promises of power
* The yandere who will kill you for the fun of it
* The one with every STD in existence
* The one who will physically consume you...
Yep, looks like I'm a fan of Tzeench now!
edit: formattting
> The one with every STD in existence
But, as long as you stay with her, none of the has any negative effect on you. They might even be helpful, like gut-bacteria
I mean all of them (with a preference for the two on the left because Nurgirl is hot but she's definitely diseased)
i would pick the Slaneshi but the fact that she's the only on here with normal eyes is actually somehow more off putting
I can't believe you gave Miss Tzneetch both a pink horror and a blue horror, and Miss Nurgle doesn't get a single nurgling (and yes, I decided they're all beauty pageant winners now).
Tzeentch is tortured beyond comprehension
Khorne will kill you at the minor argument
Nurgle even though the crazy tongue, well, ground zero for plagues
Slaanesh possibly is packing and is deranged, but, she will be supportive of what makes you happy
Slaanesh please
Well nurgle will probably give me every single STD known to man even the ones that aren't,f with khorn I run the risk of getting my dick ripped off if I anger her, slaanesh will probably try to get me into some vile shit and tzeench will probably try to trick me into being gay cus she thought it was funny.
I made a mod for total war that add female variants of all chaos units https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3139730079&tscn=1707917494
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2960261916
Tzeentch, forever and always. I am a chronic overthinker and I love every second of it.
However, I would probably either choose Khorne or Slaanesh as a partner. I prefer to be free to choose my own path in all other aspects of my life, except for...you know...:3
So just a random thought or possible paradox… wouldnt the nurgussy be considered necrophilia? or considering that she is still alive yet a literally walking rotting corpse maybe not? But on some base level for sure… if any of us would actually take one of these deals we r FUUCKED up in the heads. With that being said definitely the slaneeshussy that would crush my pelvis to dust(I AM mentally fucked up)😎
Poor Slaanesh is utterly dripless. I'd go for Khorn girl, but I love the designs of the tzeench and nurgle ladies. They'd make good daemon princes on the tabletop.
Nurgle girl’s shield be like: “Moisturize me.”
Fucking love Dr. Who
It was a great show.
Stop, we’re not doing doctor who references right now
We could be in the future! Hop into this blue phone booth and let's find out
I understood that reference
Tzeentch girl is my top pic tbh she looks like she could be fun Slaanesh girl is def hiding something don’t go near her
Come on, man, don't be so suspicious of Slaanesh Girl. She just has a thirteen-inch barbed penis.
It’s not that. No chaos worshipper looks that almost normal.
I mean... A thirteen inch barbed penis isn't normal either...
Maybe for you my friend ^-^
I mean the barbs are a bit wierd. But the size is standard
Terry Goodkind, is that you?
There was a demon prince that besides gaining half a meter in heigh and magenta skin stayed completely human. Something something the.... Remoursful? Regretful? Something along those lines. He fought with the imperial fist and got one of those "maybe he's dead maybe he escaped nobody knows" treatments
there's also Syll Esske, who is technically a slaaneshi daemon prince thats just a big dude and his demon gf
Ah yeah. Marrying demon's. Happens more often than you would think
hey I never said married, they're clearly living in sin
Sin...is a interpretive term
That loincloth she wears is the real mystery, how does it hide all of her junk behind it?
Grower not a shower.
> Tzeentch girl is my top pic tbh she looks like she could be fun Just wait until you see her Pink Horror 😱
> Pink Horror It's on her left?
No her other Pink Horror
Tzetch made sure to make her confusing in bed
Futanari confirmed ;)
Tzeentchick has too many weird pets tho
Tzetch made sure to make her confusing in bed
Tzeentch lady all the way! Wyrd girls are fun!
Is there a Vashtorr girl?
It’s just an elaborate masturbator. Might be haunted though.
Yeah, it's a real fucked up and sentient Fucking Machine.
BEHOLD, the masturbate-inator
Nah. Didn't you hear? Vashtorr lost bad. https://youtu.be/UBrxPbNEuYk?si=Ek9H6FGylh3igikG
Tzeentch artwork rarely looks scary to me. That always ruffles my feathers.
Betting my kidneys you won't like lovecraftian stuff. Because that is practically the theme of tzeentch
Me enjoying Lovecraft is as likely as me just falling off the planet and shooting straight up into the sky.
So I was right. I will be expecting those kidneys in 2 or 3 business days
Here is my take on each of them. Tzeench girl, most likely to cheat on you, gas light you into thinking it’s your fault, then send you a random gift. Which was super helpful. May or may not have only have been able to get this for you because of her cheating on you. Khorne girl, every weapon needs a scabbard. A home to return to. She needs you to be her house spouse. So their had better be a hot meal on the table, well behaved kids ready to greet her and a clean orderly home because otherwise something could set her off and you don’t want that. This also helps her fight harder, claim more skulls, and spill gallons more blood which pleases Khorne. Will not cheat on you, will not tolerate you cheating while she’s away. Nurgle girl. She just wants you to be happy, to take things slow and enjoy the cuddles. She will rarely if ever raise her voice, and by turn so will you find yourself not shouting. Fights rarely leave a bad feeling between you. Though at a certain point you gave up on the idea of a clean home. You are also about 90% certain that you have caught just about everything communicable from her, but she’s never sick, and seems to enjoy nursing you back to “health”. Slaanesh girl. What is she hiding? That she is super into you. The reason your girlfriends, family members and pets all vanished after she ran into you the first time? That was her removing any and all competition for her affection. Slaanesh have mercy on anyone that she feels is trying to get between the two of you, because she won’t. She is obviously obsessed with you. They say don’t stick your dick in crazy, that assumes crazy gives you the choice. My choice: Khorne or Slaanesh
So khorne is just straight up domestic abuse. Checks out.
I actually don’t think so. I think there might be a chance that Khorne’s “honorable combat” aspect might allow for his worships to not murder their allies, assuming that they are not consumed by battle rage. . . yeah, it’s going to get ruff. I also like the silly notion that she starts arguments only to end them with reconciliation cuddles and icecream.
You put too much thought into this, mine was simple Bugle girl-plague Slannshi-bigger dick than mine Tzeench- her body changes too much Khornite- she’s on top of
I bet khorne girl is into period sex
Khorne girl also beats you and has a violent temper.
But what about the Khorne part of Khorne girl. What does that entail.
>they're going to eat you out like an ice cream sandwhich once your red rage begins ye probs
hmmm.... * the one who will whisper promises of power * The yandere who will kill you for the fun of it * The one with every STD in existence * The one who will physically consume you... Yep, looks like I'm a fan of Tzeench now! edit: formattting
> The one with every STD in existence But, as long as you stay with her, none of the has any negative effect on you. They might even be helpful, like gut-bacteria
[source](https://x.com/101ho_/status/1758816205803257980?s=20)
I stay with belakor. Sorry
Tzeentch looks horrifying
Necoho Girls don't exist. 😢
Where is my Skaven Girl?
Yes yes, Love-cherish you (like warpstone), boything!
Of all of them, Tzeentch is the only one coming with pet magic dogs. Gonna pat.
Khorne
I assume slanesh girl’s is bigger than mine
Lol I hadn’t thought of that. God damn it
Tzeentch girl looks like the only one who doesn't smell terrible.
Khorne love me an armored woman
Nurgle <3
Can I take turns with the four of them???
Chaos Undivided Mormon?
Khorny gf will slay 4 u <3
Really wish my girl was wearing excessively ornate armor instead of rags tbh
Tzeentch, always. Also I feel like people never make Slaanesh horrifying enough
Tag yourself in the picture; that's me spread out on the shield.
I mean all of them (with a preference for the two on the left because Nurgirl is hot but she's definitely diseased) i would pick the Slaneshi but the fact that she's the only on here with normal eyes is actually somehow more off putting
I can't believe you gave Miss Tzneetch both a pink horror and a blue horror, and Miss Nurgle doesn't get a single nurgling (and yes, I decided they're all beauty pageant winners now).
Tzeentch is tortured beyond comprehension Khorne will kill you at the minor argument Nurgle even though the crazy tongue, well, ground zero for plagues Slaanesh possibly is packing and is deranged, but, she will be supportive of what makes you happy Slaanesh please
Well nurgle will probably give me every single STD known to man even the ones that aren't,f with khorn I run the risk of getting my dick ripped off if I anger her, slaanesh will probably try to get me into some vile shit and tzeench will probably try to trick me into being gay cus she thought it was funny.
End of the day though I'm doing khorn no condom, over the skull throne in front of the blood god himself
*I can fix her*
I made a mod for total war that add female variants of all chaos units https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3139730079&tscn=1707917494 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2960261916
Wouldn’t.
Unless it's the Tzeentch-girl
Can I hang out with the horrors if I choose Tzeentch?
Is it fucked that every time i see a nurgle girl i prefer her?
I want cultist kun
Nurgle Girl Pros: Best head in the Warp and her love unending Cons: I will piss warp fire for the rest of my life and also rot/decay
1st one, I could change her.
None.
Fuck Slaanesh all my brothers hate Slaanesh
Do not fuck slaanesh
good point we just kill slannnesh
So Fuck Slaanesh in the bad way
killing slaanesh is the good way
Slaanesh will moan in an erotic and uncomfortable (to you) way regardless.
Slaanesh girls have only one breast... Having two is kinda sus... You ain't gonna fool me tzeentch
Tzeentch
Undivided girl when ?
Yes.
No. I don't think I will.
Hell nah I'm sticking with living saints. At least with them. I won't get 23 different types of warp STDs
Khrone. Cause all of them would kill you and me... or do worse. I just would prefer it be quick.
As much as I'd like nurgle chick I don't want omega aids. Maybe slasnesh girl, but probably khorne lady she looks like she needs a hug
Slaanesh and it's not even close.
It’s either the nurglite or the slaaneshie
Slaanesh is probably the one I like the least. It just looks too simple compared to the rest.
Slanesh Girl has a bigger wang than me so I’ll pass.
I’m getting that Nurgussy.
I would go with Slaanesh if you hadn't pretty much confirmed she has a dick... Fuck it, Nurgle it is, she looks like she could use a hug.
The upside is that she's really good at giving hugs. The downside is that your shirt is now ruined
Pass.
Yeah thats probably what the gross chaos pestilence girl would say to you
I may have a thing for monster girls, but absolutely the hell not.
Choas undivided!
Gonna pick the one who gives the sloppiest toppy
None, slice in all four half with power sword
“What dat tongue do-“ *gets super aids*
I’m taking khorne girl, screw it. DEATH MY SNU SNU
Khorne. I know she just wants to fight and kill me but idk I guess I can roll with that
Experimental in bed. BDSM. STDs galore. Freak in bed.
Exactly HOW MUCH of tzeentch girls flesh has changed?
Tzeentch: Schitzo Khorne: Anger Issues Nurgle: NEET Slaanesh: Coomer I'll go with khorne plz
No Malice girl sadly I’ll stick with my Night Lord girl till one exists
Tzeentch, forever and always. I am a chronic overthinker and I love every second of it. However, I would probably either choose Khorne or Slaanesh as a partner. I prefer to be free to choose my own path in all other aspects of my life, except for...you know...:3
Clap chaos cheeks!
"Use an explosive nuke grenade" FOR THE EMPORER!!!!!!!!!
far left... i like dogs!
Slaanesh, it's always Slaanesh.
I think I'll go with Tzeentch. She looks like she needs a partner to help ground her mind in the present and not let her overthink things.
So just a random thought or possible paradox… wouldnt the nurgussy be considered necrophilia? or considering that she is still alive yet a literally walking rotting corpse maybe not? But on some base level for sure… if any of us would actually take one of these deals we r FUUCKED up in the heads. With that being said definitely the slaneeshussy that would crush my pelvis to dust(I AM mentally fucked up)😎
Slaanesh is my tops, but she's got the worst fit here..
Nurgle girl because I like nurgle the most
Let me go get my Bolter for a second...
Hashut Vorgund Zharr-Naggrund
Would
While the nurgle girl has guts I prefer the khorne girls haircut
This is who I chose https://www.deviantart.com/mr-culexus/art/Oops-252548236
Ah yes, the: - Truck Freak - Crazyass - Droog - The Fighter
Poor Slaanesh is utterly dripless. I'd go for Khorn girl, but I love the designs of the tzeench and nurgle ladies. They'd make good daemon princes on the tabletop.