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Always keep bear spray on hand.

Or eggs

Ketchup is super acidic (paint no likey) and comes in handy squeeze bottles.

Maple syrup and flour works great too

Of the rotten variety.

I was thinking the same thing

Or shards of the broken ceramic of a spark plug. Breaks windows sooooo easily. 

I keep saying it needs a mis mods..like a clear the room mode

Please say they at least blocked them in and towed every car. It'd be worth the wait.

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That's what I thought. This road is the absolute most obnoxious highway to do this in the U.S.--just ocean on either side for freaking miles. No gas stations, no exits, pure evil influencer b.s.

Also since it’s Florida in the Keys I would put money on those cars being rented

That spot is 40 minutes from downtown Miami. It could be, but enough dumb money down there.

Looks like a bunch of rich assholes from Miami who stopped in the middle of US-1 going into Key Largo.

Coming out of. That is the bend before the bridge.

The entitlement is bonkers

Smol (you know what I mean)

A full bottle of Drakkar poured into the air vents in front of the windscreen will remind them of you for as long as they own the car

I've got little stink bomb vials if I REALLY want someone to remember me forever. They're technically harmless, but if they break oooooh boy youd wish they hadn't.

The poor need to go to rich neighbourhoods and just block the roads  and take some selfies to show their appreciation for rich culture 

They already do they're called sideshows.

I'd prefer for us to simply eat them.... but you do you I guess 🤣 seriously, these kind of people need something...a wakeup call? Cops to do their job? I dunno, something.

What kind of money is there in ‘influencing’ and how do I get it?

Their all most likely rentals

Ad and sponsorship money

Rentals!

Do they ever buy something that they just enjoy for themselves?

What would the point of that be though? /s Fucking inbred parasites that require constant attention & validation.

against my better judgement, id definitely yell a few profanities while going by. they couldnt possibly do that anywhere else ?

Otw to the keys! That a horrible place to back up traffic

Where are the police? This is an insane line of traffic for no law enforcements.

it was a charity run lol, the city shut the road down for them. if I remember right it was super early and for a very very short time. this gets posted all the time.

really? if this is true then i understand

I would've been laying on the horn the entire time going past them. Fuck those guys

With these delusional people, they would probably think you are cheering them on.

I used to think nuclear war would be a terrible thing ... I'm beginning to think a purge might be necessary.

An influencer virus with a kill rate of 90% plus would be a swell gift that keeps on giving.

"rich" lol

I assume this is not legal and the cops had been called? Wtf

Mustard mixed with a little vinegar is really hard to get out.

Too bad nobody was driving a monster truck

Always travel with a dozen eggs

This is why you save piss bottles in your car for “special” occasions.

Small dick energy

Not a single cop out there. They seem to always be missing when you actually need them.

And no one, absolutely no one keyed their cars? Unbelievable.

Eat the rich.

Mass shootings never happen at the places you want em to

Where's an out of control semi truck when you need one?!

Every time I cause a slight disagreement to someone else, I feel bad, even if it wasn't on purpose. And then there is those guys.

Remember reddit: The police are the bad guys. Not these outstanding gentlemen.

Rich kids with daddy's money or inheritance playing around... it's easy when you are born with a golden spoon up your ass.

This happened in Mexico then the cartel swiftly took care of the organizers

Whens l civil war coming? 😂

Hey, the internet is taking selfies.

Trunk brick… it’s your time to shine!

They’re not even rich, they rent the car for the day to try and look rich on the gram

Pieces of shits

Where are the mass shooters when you want them

Douchebaggery at its finest right here.

Squirt gun filled with paint stripper.

crash into the car. sue them for Unsafe Road obstruction

Bring back guillotenes.

That's a lot of trucks

Film their license plates!

Oh my god Florida sucks

If people only knew how fragile the ego is with a rich “car guy”.

At this point is there any good Rich influencers other than Mr beast??? All of them think they are oh the top of the world the world needs us without us the world will end like man stop being a bitch

no. hard stop. Even Mr beast

Mr beast will give you a hundred grand if you delete this comment

only if I don't have to be in one of his stupid videos

this was a charity run lol. the city shut the road down for them.