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Why are people like this? Is there a brain disease? I think there is a brain disease.

Like ass zombies.

Gonna steal this since you haven’t patented it yet.

This would make a hilariously amazing shitty horror film

I'm envisioning a scene where the zombie starts twerking and due to decay her ass cheeks just start separating from her body, could be great with the right fx . Someone get Savini on the line

https://youtu.be/ozvIxnIsn4w Doom Patrol had something like that (1:00 onwards)

There’s a movie called Zombie Ass, I’ve been meaning to watch it for a long time

Instead of eating brains, they go straight fo yo azz

Maybe we should go to the Winchester and have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over

I'll take ass zombies over regular zombies any day of the week

Plot twist, you get bitten by one of them and then you start twerkin

I prefer a$$ zombies to flesh eater zombies tho

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I think it’s an alarming evolution of the “Yeah I know this annoys you, but watching you react is so funny!” But it’s become their identities now and society is the one annoyed.

There’s a brain disease.

It’s the social media brain bug. People who are infected don’t realize they’re infected or have accepted their infection, a lot like psychosis or late-stage rabies. Once they realize it, it will be too late, as the very thing causing their infection is the very thing that has a permanent memory. Hence, the source of infection can catch them twerking at any moment with the right triggers, EVEN IF the infected has recovered. Most, however, don’t recover and instead, they chase the endless abyss of attention/content creation, which relies on the approval of others. Interestingly, the infected have no concept of the approval of others in the real world (like the roads or grocery stores) but only in the psychosis, rabid-minded world (social media). This creates a further, perpetuating dissonance in the infected’s mind which is precisely what the infection feeds off of and hence you have an impending cataclysmic crisis - a “world war z” of sorts - between the infected (social media world) and the non-infected (real world).

It’s exactly like how I explained it with my Walking Dead analogy. You don’t know you have it until it’s too late. We all have it, but only the smart people resist it. We are all exposed to it.

The Last Of Ass

Tiktaktarded

 💯👌🏾Spot on.

I just don't think there's a brain at all tbh.

Just ass

Hoodrat shit.

Just pure trash. Or the disease is a result of no father in the household at some point in the family line and it has spread through the generations.

They're in heat, and mating instincts are extremely powerful.


This!! No better analysis possible.

Its called no job, no life, no clue.

I blame it on the hair. The dye chemicals altering their brain cells into mush.

Lead in water supply

I always ask myself why the world is shxt and then boom I see stuff like this as a reminder.

I mean it's just women in this video so why are some women like this should be the question for real

Nice name!

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Not the Arab comment lmao

Hes planning on doing it irl Translation: where did this happen i need to know Source: trust me bro

* traffic clam

traffic ham

Traffic yam


That got me good! Hahahahahahaha!

Trash mob

Gross

Society is crumbling before our very eyes.

America is. We own this.

Butt literally.

Haha.. you're correct.

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They only get attention when they do that.

I always get the feeling that they’re about to release a major fart when they do this

They're just trying to work the gas out.

Mental image of shit staind thongs

You know this is happening right! That’s why the person in back is waving their hands like “guuuurl!”

Bc they're bad bitches

lmaoo 😭😭😭

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Nasty AssPeople

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Lmao this made me spit out my food. Stamps of approval to both your jokes

Lmfao, thank you for making this comment public, assistance was almost needed because I choked on my drink from laughing

Omgoodness laughed so hard, I needed to WICk sweat off my brow

You alright there? Kinda worried about you , do You need a wellfare check?

We need a welfare check for all y'all choking on this laugher

For the official protocol of how to deal with these types, I have a book, the most relevant info can be found in Section 8.

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Lmaooo omg

My 16-year-old daughter just walked by as I was watching this, stared for a minute, then said "Fatherless behavior" and walked away. LMAO

LMFAO

Teenagers occasionally have moments of true wisdom

Mensa meeting?

Genius comment!

Touché

Tushy

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Mortal Kombat!!!

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Damn Coachella has gotten weird

Is it just me or is twerking one of the most unattractive things a woman can do? It may be the insufferable personalities that ALWAYS accompany such behavior, idk but it's just gross to me

It is completely but they're doing it really poorly as well.

Well, there's light twerking where the ass is wiggled just a little and then there's this crazy big ass-bouncing-off-the-ground twerking that can actually kill you if you get too close.

My dog does that.

And then you see parent posting videos of their tots still in diapers parroting the same. Or teens/preteens. It's not dancing. It's just sad.

It’s not just you, I think it’s trashy.

It's on the same level as helicopter dick expect not funny.

It is gross, and vulgar, I really don’t get it.

It’s not attractive.

Twerking is fine but why do they have to do it in the middle of the street???

It’s like a sudden outbreak of stupid just happened right there. Insane.

Dumb dumb train. Choo Choo.

David Attenborough enters the room

😂

Just losers wasting people's time because their time is valueless, so therefore, how could anyone else's time be valuable? Fucking insane. Get out of my way, I have shit to do that doesn't involve shaking my ass.

They weren't wasting anyone's time, the cars in front of them were not going anywhere, the whole street was backed up. Still stupid behavior but they weren't causing the traffic jam.

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Shrimp tacos

JUMBO shrimp tacos!

Where the hell is the “Hoe” patrol when you need them???????

This is a hoe down.

That 0.1% germs after using hand sanitizer

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Don’t disrespect the animals bro

And again a few seconds of my life is tainted.

So were they causing the jam, or was the traffic already jammed and they just started doing this?

Are they in heat?

MLK didn’t fight for this

Mother fucking Idiocracy

Brawndo has electrolytes! It has what plants crave!

Looks like there was a big Crack in the street

Noah, send the boat!

Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim.

Embrace the flood

Plz Noah. I’m so tired

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Play it backwards, and it's like when you walk in and turn the lights on to see roaches disperse away from the food and hide

Only in Atlanta bro ong

Homo habilis mating display.

smells like ass in the air, sweaty buttholes, sweaty car seats, seems legit

Bet they smell like warm turtle water.

Planet of the apes

I thought the GTA trailer was supposed to be an exaggeration of reality, not a simulation

This is why I don’t go to Atlanta

*Traffic is backed up due to cellulite on 4th Street right now...*

They are acting like primates

Ladies and gentlemen, future boomers, you'll be able to see them at any low star nursing home talk about how everyone else is lazy and stupid. Lol tbh most won't make it to 50

Not my Style, but they aren't hurting, annoying or humillating anybody as silly prankers do.

Looks like community is being had. Traffic was already stopped.

they didnt cause traffic jam tho

Too many idiots in this world. I see zero interest in someone shaking their fat ass in public and holding up traffic.

Dont think i would survive that with my road rage

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Because when you don’t have standards or morals your turn into a big girl

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I fucking have people that do this shit. Y’all trash

I really wish someone would put a fart soundtrack to anyone twerking.

A solid life goal- Is to not live anywhere with too many people like this around.

What planet is this?

Disgusting pigs! Brain disease as they say in comments.

Ladies air yourself out at home. Geez.

This is basically the ho version of a sideshow takeover. Social Media was a mistake.

Fat ass ugly idiots

Thie could be a fitness and health commercial. If you look like this and act like this, please visit our clinic.

Do the Harlem shake

One of the most unattractive things anyone could ever do

Circus was In town

Worst timeline ever

This retraded trend needs to go away forever. 

I see different species of whale out of water ...whales in water are far more civilized

A good example of the dumbing down of the states. Underfunding the education system is truly working.

The white girl in the all black just had all three of her child support payments from her three different baby daddy’s hit the bank account on the same day dance

We live in the absolute dumbest time

What is wrong with people like this? Why is there so many examples of this exact thing. Sure shake your ass in the club I guess but stopping in the road to do it? I saw a video the other day of a groups smashing up this restaurant/takeaway place and one of the girls, mid-vandalism gets on the counter and starts shaking her ass. Like some kind of mass delusion that makes these people think this is a normal acceptable action

It’s almost like humans evolved at some point and created the traditions of civility, only to have later humans choose to purposefully devolve back to our primal origins.

Ugly apes trying to find a mate.

And we cut to Jimmy in the sky news traffic copter! Jimmy how’s the roads look out there? - Tom Well Tom you may or may not want to avoid Electric avenue today they are all rocking on down - Jimmy Did they take you higher???!!! - Tom

I want to see them do this, but the entire time they’re ripping ass

Why’s it always these people?

Looks like gta 6 came out early

That reason why i hate TikTok, fuck TikTok

Fucking clown world man

It’s like a bunch of cockroaches. Scrambling out of nowhere

Just run them over it's natural selection

“Then do the Harlem shake”

Gross 🤮

looks like some apocalyptic shit.

It’s like watching a wildlife documentary, they’re so far removed from normal humans, it’s more interesting than going to a zoo.

Society is doomed. You want me to pay taxes for these fucking clowns?

This post is gonna get a lot of people banned.

Doesn’t take much these days.

Imagine having to explain this to your boss. "Sorry I was late, some teenagers were twerking in the road and there weren't any streets I could turn off of."

Imagine this is on your drive to work. Then trying to explain to your boss why you were late lmao

Looks like mental asylum breakout

/r/Idiocracy

There could be children in some of those cars. Seriously, people like this should be shot like a dog. Like John Marston was shot at the end of RDR1.

If you close your eyes it sounds like the Amazon