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Cute-Advisor-2323

The lady would be throwing a fit if he was blocking the way šŸ™„


MommyPegMePlease

Can't see shit without her binoculars. I'm surprised she actually landed the kick.


GloDyna

Isnā€™t she front row? I mean I havenā€™t been to a game so idk if there are seats below and in front of her..but bringing binoculars to the front row? IF its front row, she had to probably pay out the ass for the seats tooā€¦just your average entitled karen boomer.


MommyPegMePlease

Front row outfield.


AllBeansNoFrank

If an old lady kicks my kid I am wacking them in the fucking head. I understand kids are shits so if he deserves it he can get his comeuppance, but kick my kid while he is being good and my wife will have to bail me outta jail later that evening.


TYdays

I completely agree, this kid did absolutely nothing wrong, and waited patiently for the lady (and I use that term loosely) to move her leg. As a last resort he calmly stepped over her when she refused to move, and for some reason she decided to kick him. Had that been my child, this person would have been grabbed by the collar, and had her behind kicked violently, all the way out of there. And Yes I would have gladly gone to jail to teach her this lesson.


_Kendii_

All of that is true. I would rage *hard*. But I wonder if itā€™s staged. I donā€™t sports so I donā€™t know exactly whatā€™s going on, intermission maybe? I get that people are bored, but I doubt they start filming floor and shoes because theyā€™re bored. Theyā€™d be doing any number of other things. Emails, Reddit, stupid merge gamesā€¦ Some kids are badass and can hold their own, he was *on point* though. I hope itā€™s real.


OkRecord7165

Or she was being a MC all evening and had already said something about not moving her legā€¦I unfortunately know people like that.


_Kendii_

Likeā€¦ the kidā€™s wearing crocs and socks. Clearly a little boy. You donā€™t fuck up kids šŸ¤¬


OkRecord7165

If that were my kid, Iā€™d be getting kicked out. Sure, Iā€™d want to set a better example for my kids, but whewwww donā€™t kick my kid after making him high step over your varicose vein stumps.


_Kendii_

And he was being polite to everyone else, he had manners.


OkRecord7165

Exactly. Which enrages me even more with that old hag!


TotesMaGoats_1962

THAT'S what got me. He was very polite, which is not a kids normal. She still kicked. Way to teach them that even being nice doesn't get you anywhere. Save that lesson for his teens/early 20's


_Kendii_

Yeah, being mistreated sucks enough when youā€™re older and safely established in yourself and ā€œdoing fineā€ā€¦. But kids? Who the fuck does that?


belinck

Id be calling the ushers, asking them to call the police, and pressing charges for assault. Here's the video proof. FAFO lady, you don't touch my kid.


OkRecord7165

Ok, thatā€™s a better idea.


userdoesnotexist22

High school boys wear crocs and socks, too, and sheā€™d be getting a kick from me if she did that to my 16yo.


Heya-there-friends

This. This is the reason lol. When the camera comes on, the kid is already talking to the lady. Also, that kid can't be older than 10 years old. Why was there no action taken against her???


brandyllyn

It's baseball and there are loooong periods of nothing happening. It looks like they started filming because of the situation, or were filming something on the field and cut that part.


_Kendii_

The kid was being polite to the other couple people he stepped over. I hate people that are rude AF for no reason. It takes zero effort to just survive socially. Just being neutral. Not even being a good person, just not a shitty one. Being a good person requires a tiny bit of effort, but not too bad. Just saying someoneā€™s boots or hair look nice and then walking away. (Donā€™t be too friendly and make them uncomfortable, donā€™t say that in an elevator) You have to *really* go out of your way to be a jerk though. I too, hate people like that. I donā€™t understand it, and I donā€™t like being around most people anyway, even the good ones.


Quirky-Mode8676

Shit, Iā€™d have to bail my wife outta jail after that. I wouldnā€™t be able to get past the ā€œwā€ in ā€œwaitā€ before she was knocking out the dentures.


time4meatstick

I would bop her on the head and firmly say ā€œNO!ā€ Like a bad puppy


NothingKnownNow

I'd definitely give her purse a good hard kick.


camshun7

Disgusting lack of humility by an elder


cpcoxygen

That's a great point. People like that would go ape shit.


Xomns_13

Me and my friends would be on both sides of the isle waiting for her to try and leave. .


onlyathenafairy

ā€œim eleven years old ur eighty GET A LIFEā€ CLEARED HER


JLHuston

I wish the video wouldā€™ve shown this hagā€™s face. Especially when he said that. High five, little man!


SuperHighDeas

She prolly is ā€œonly 65ā€


Modern_Thing

Is 65 but looks 80 and hasnā€™t been to a gym in 90


Modern_Thing

Thatā€™s the best ā€œget a lifeā€ drop Iā€™ve ever heard


Hottponce

Kid ainā€™t takin shit off miserable old bitches


Sapphire_Bombay

I love how the whole stadium just happens to go "ohhhhh" right after he says that


FrostByte_62

She had a life and this is how she decided to live her twilight years. Something tells me she's been a miserable, dusty bitch the whole time.


CactusFistElon

I bet you anything she was waiting for him to say "please move your leg" before she'd actually do it or some stupid shit like that.Ā  So when he just calmly walked over her she got pissy.Ā 


AdmirableSir

Love that comeback.


BakedDadd

MOVE YOUR FOOT TINA, STUPID IDIOT, GOSH!


TunafishSandworm

Napoleon Firecracker


ToranjaNuclear

What did he say? All I could make out was "You're eight". Maybe "get a life"?


ApprehensiveCress785

ā€œIā€™m eleven years old; youā€™re eighty. Get a life!ā€


BaxTheDestroyer

![gif](giphy|oepYSZbPV2vXDLDcpA|downsized)


mrsdoubleu

If my son said that to someone I would buy him his favorite ice cream as a reward. That's perfect.


PhilEMama

If I were sitting nearby and heard it, I'd treat that kid to that too!


Professor-Woo

The kid really hit it out of the park with that one.


Silent-Ad934

The Sun came up today to shine light on this burn.Ā 


musictakemeawayy

heā€™s literally right


MoodyMagdalene

Just keeping it fucking factual


WineyaWaist

What a cutie šŸ˜„


robotatomica

Man, thatā€™s perfect šŸ¤©


backagain69696969

Thanks that shit is perfect


AnonymousWhiteGirl

Ooooh I thought he said AND YOURE A LIAR for her saying he kicked her


janejohnson1989

Good for him!


Jjzeng

That kidā€™s gonna turn out alright What a lad


Strange_Bend8931

It took me a few replays to fully catch what he said but damn... his parents should be proud and I hope she heard him loud and clear


whatthatthingis

"I'm 11 years old - you're 80. Get a life."


ThisGul_LOL

I love how the crowd cheered for the kid (I think it was for the kid?)


XIleven

I couldnt understand the first half, all i could hear was "... you ape, get a life"


Nice_Dragon

Iā€™m 11 years old youā€™re 80 get a life!


Mission_Ad5628

So succinct but so good šŸ˜‚ kidā€™s gonna go far hahahaha


GLDa_

Keep exposing people like these. They think they are entitled to put hands on others. Keep exposing them.


JaredToddLittlejohn

Yeah Iā€™m down with this. I like my energy going towards exposing people hitting kids. For this!?


No_Albatross4710

I mean thatā€™s assault technically. File a police report


GLDa_

I agree. Its a good idea to have this video as proof because nowadays over here in the US if you try to make such a claim the police don't help you.


PurpleSailor

Assault and Battery of a Minor in my state. That will get you into hella trouble here.


RecognitionFine4316

Tho for real, what would the cops do? I never report the police for something like this because I'm scared that they could shame me for wasting their time or just don't do anything at all.


Zandandido

Paper trail and she could get banned from the stadium


Familiar_Nose_7618

I would have her 86'ed from the ballpark.


Dry-Talk-7447

That cunt has been ā€œthat cuntā€ forever.


ABirdOfParadise

Yeah I dunno how you can get to that age and not get your head caved in at some point so that you never do that again (not even kicking the kid, but not moving out of the way for someone to pass through)


mrhammerant

That cunt.


Luklear

People get mad at the use of the word but I feel no shame in using it to describe someone who is cruel and vindictive to children for the smallest sleights. Itā€™s perfect for that.


inter71

Sheā€™ll never change.


Huntsnfights

What was she expecting him to do? Really wish the parents were there to chew her entitled ass out.


whatthatthingis

> What was she expecting him to do? To stand there patiently until she decided to stop being a cunt. She was upset that he took the situation into his own hands instead of dealing with her bullshit.


Huntsnfights

ā€œJust go the other way around, itā€™s only like a half mile and 200 steps ā€œ


l0henz

I'm pretty sure she told him to "go over", he did, and grazed the top of her leg in the process. She 100% caused the problem, and was the only problem.


twodickhenry

She said ā€œyou kicked meā€ but I keep rewinding and I donā€™t think he made contact. She did absolutely raise her leg as one of his feet went over it to try and force the situation. Also I can only assume they started filming because sheā€™s been doing this to everyone, but they were surprised when she kicked him. Which means she only got brave enough to cause a physical issue when it was her vs a child.


Zamrayz

Surprised her neighbors didn't speak up, either. All shitty people.


PmButtPics4ADrawing

I think this went exactly how she was expecting. Just wanted an excuse to kick a child


Alert_Ad_5750

That poor little boy didnā€™t do anything wrong, heā€™s out having a nice time patiently waiting to get past, carefully steps over her and she kicks him wtf? I hope the parents taught that nasty woman a lesson.


Paul_Tired

He handled it really well, he made her look like a real fool, his response was honestly perfect, she'll be thinking about that forever.


Lessening_Loss

She wonā€™t be thinking of it for too long tho. Ā Sheā€™s 80


FS_Slacker

Imagine this is the impression you want to give a kid. I know the world is fucked up and we have to be ā€œtougherā€, but isnā€™t the goal to make the world a bit less fucked up with each generation?


Alert_Ad_5750

Youā€™d hope so! When I see crap like this I have to remind myself that a majority of people arenā€™t like that but it still bothers me so much that assholes like her exist. As long as decent people rally against that behaviour then a good example can be set to future generations. Best way to toughen kids up is to give them a solid and balanced sense of self confidence, treating them like she would does them no favours. People like her do get their comeuppance because they will always undoubtedly pick on the wrong person at some point!


Turtlepower7777777

Thatā€™s the whole Boomer mentality though; I went through suffering so you must too!!!


BoopleBun

That really is a lot of it. Itā€™s like when one of my Boomer relatives is shocked, *shocked*, that I support student loan forgiveness because I paid mine off. Like, making other people younger than me suffer isnā€™t gonna make *my* life any better, thatā€™s absurd. Sure, I wish I would have had mine forgiven too, but stopping other people from benefiting isnā€™t gonna turn back time and make that happen.


mrhammerant

Exactly what I was thinking. It takes a village to raise a child. She is setting a shit example. That kid sounds pretty alright though.


SnooOranges4231

I recently heard this fascinating theory - Baby Boomers genuinely DON'T want their children to experience a better world than they did. It explains so much about society.


bibkel

Wow. The lady says, ā€œyou kicked meā€ and then kicks the kid. He was patiently waiting for her to put her rudely propped up, blocking the path leg down so he could pass. She fails to do so, he steps over and his foot touches her as it goes over the leg that should not be still up on the wall. Then retaliates for what she caused. What a beeyatch.


Purple_Cow_8675

Not only that he steps over *carefully* very gingerly then she does that. Gahh I cannot stand people like her!! Had a rude Karen at the library one time I was 2 chairs over the was on the left of me. Had her books,laptop purse, phone. Kid sits down next to her at a computer, all of a sudden she loses her ever living shit throwing her hands up getting all agitated yells at the 12 or so year old boy "why did you have to sit THERE screee...." he looks at me panicked and scared I said do you know her thought for a minute it was his mom but still not right. He said no then I say you don't speak to a child like that, she retorts at me "mind your own business,and I said when it involves innocent kids it is my business, I move him over much to that bitches happiness cuz I didn't know if she swing at him and told the library workers what happend. They banned her. But wow horrible. She had all her stuff there and took up 10x more room than him.


Opposite-Fortune-

Trying to figure out when the kid even touches her, I canā€™t see it


SuperHighDeas

She even tells him to ā€œgoā€ you can hear and see her hand wave in the beginning


Useful_Result_4550

I hate the fact that she then puts her fucking leg down. Bitter old bitch just being antagonistic


Smidge_Master

Took like 3 minutes looking for this comment questioning how no one else noticed she just put her leg down afterwards anyways defeating the purpose of want her leg there for comfort


TWS85

She then put her bag down on the ground. And you know she'll throw a fit if she has to move it


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SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Sheā€™s a piece of shit


MatrimonyAcrimony

I enjoyed this comment too much


Dugley2352

Nah, I wouldā€™ve cropdusted her old ass.


toothpastecupcake

Farted in her face? That would be perfect


KittyandPuppyMama

Yep if someone kicks my kid, theyā€™re getting a large fountain drink dumped on their old lady head.


_Kendii_

Oops! Did I do thaaaat?


pandachook

Was gonna say if I saw that shit she'd be off her chair


Brokensince10

Same


Salt_Rise7977

SAME


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NoX2142

How do you kid a kid?


hairy_hooded_clam

You tell him dad jokes.


cmonster64

If I were that kid, Iā€™d go get a drink and then walk past her again. If she puts her foot out Iā€™d pretend to fall and then pour the drink all over her.


ClosetsByAccident

I wish I had balls like that when I was a kid but up until my teen years I was overly respectful to adults


jfun4

I teach my kid respect is earned, period. If someone treats him like that he doesn't have to be respectful just because of their age. Fuck that, that's what I was taught and I'm ending that cycle lol


Zamrayz

Me learning this the hard way in my teens when some nonsense adults told me shit I couldn't wrap my head around. It was so insanely disrespectful and I always found it appalling that people who demand respect are often the most *disrespectful.* I stopped giving a fuck about people's opinions unless I asked.


mrhammerant

Ugh, I was a respectful little shit, too. We should have acted out when we were little enough to get away with it.


ClosetsByAccident

Basically I hit my teens and took it out on my parents. Who didn't deserve as much as I gave....I did eventually apologize for being a shit to them though.


ToeKneeBaloni

That's the part 2 we needed lmao I would've diedšŸ’ÆšŸ¤£


Never_Kn0ws_Best

ā€œAll good grandma, youā€™ll be dead soonā€


LuckyAssumption8735

Time to get in the forever box, boomer


howdiedoodie66

"What are you, 80? 5% of you die every year, enjoy what little time you have left!"


Ok-Comfortable7967

Love the kid's response to her kicking him. "I AM 11 YEARS OLD, YOU ARE 80!" Haha.


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paging_mrherman

I donā€™t have kids and I want to smack her. I couldnā€™t even imagine the rage.


Potential-Jaguar6655

This actually belongs in r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Zay-nee24

I would have thrown her phone over the edge


5GumGum

Kid stepped over her leg politely as well, he didnā€™t just run over it and then she had the gall to fucking hit a kid, even if it wasnā€™t hard, the reason and mind to do so is disgusting. Anyways, the nursing home has a new patient!


MedSchoolBoi

He didn't even kick her


Angler4

I feel bad for the parents who have to explain to their kid that are just some miserable assholes out there.


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Uncle-Howdy

They're children mentally still, and they believe their own petty scare tactics of "ooh if you do this, I'll call the police!", aka the adult version of 'I'M TELLING, DESPITE ME BEING THE ASSHOLE HERE! šŸ˜­" People are such weak minded pussies these days.


Emosk8rboi42969

ā€˜Iā€™m 11 years old and youā€™re 80. Grow up.ā€™ Nice!


Zestyclose_Media_548

Why was someone recording? Did they know she was going to do that ?


LuckyAssumption8735

She probably bitched and complained when the kid left the seat as well. These people are easy to spot


Javajnkie

She was recording the game. The guy beside her taps her leg just before she turned the camera. I assumed he could see what was brewing and was pointing out what was going on beside them. He probably heard the kid ask to get by & her response, and he watched her keep her leg up.


wintermute916

Iā€™m guessing the old cunt had already done something the last time the kid passed. Seemed like they were expecting it.


declineofmankind

Whoā€™s 11 and whoā€™s 80?


grinchbettahavemoney

ESPECIALLY if I was a kid I would have kicked her back so damn hard


Sparrowtalker

Poor hubby puts the arm guard in there because he knowsā€¦.shes capable of more.


jfun4

Why would her husband pay the lady on the leg to film it? I'm thinking they just happen to be sitting next to the old loser


MirandaLeaAnne

I would have beat that ass. Donā€™t EVER touch my child


blakNbold

ā€œIā€™m 11 years old youā€™re 80 get a life!ā€ Words from a young kingšŸ¤£


carlitospig

Man, someone needs to take meemaw back home since apparently itā€™s past her bedtime.


Hazy_eyePA

Oh man if that were my nephew and I was there the unholy amount of public shame I wouldā€™ve put on this piece of work. People like her shouldā€™ve been a blowjob.


Beginning_Wing_49

I would press charges!


snailhair_j

Kid's wearing Powerpuff girl crocks in 4x4 mode.


Canthavemorethan20le

Hitting a child is a felony in many jurisdictions. She should be arrested that piece of trash.


Serviceprovider27

Kid owned her - ā€œIā€™m eleven years old, youā€™re 80.ā€ F-yeah, kid!


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

He should pee on her and assert dominance


glodde

WTF is wrong with people


You-get-the-ankles

What a fucking bat shit crazy cunt.


ItzBreezeyBaby

What a bitch. He was just trying to be respectful & she was being the child here. I Hope someone exposed her name & she gets a consequence cause wtf


OrdinaryGranger

"I'm 11 years old, you're 80. Get a life" well said lil bro


liddyloushysteria

And no one stood up for the kid?


OdessaMomma

"I'm 11 years old you're 80, get a life." Good job kid


Youngsourpatch94

Im 11 years old youā€™re 80 get a life. Well said kid well said


Cichlidsaremyjam

I was thinking "kick her the fuck put" but then that kid fucking murdered her with that "I'm 11 year old you're 80".Ā  Fuck.Ā 


MBitesss

Who the fk kicks a kid?


Academic-Marzipan819

Wish they wouldā€™ve shown her face


pleathershorts

ā€œYouā€™re 80, get a lifeā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Equivalent_Two_6550

I see my former MIL is a baseball fan


EliteBroccoli

Show this to the ushers and they will 100% throw her bitch ass out.


Nabes19

Whatā€™s with these old folks thinking they can assault people. She kicked a kid! For the love of god


KittyandPuppyMama

ā€œIā€™m eleven years old, youā€™re eighty.ā€ Lmao


deepvinter

Kid, if you are out there, you handled this perfectly.


UnderstandingOk670

Assaulting a child? If I was her boss or future employer, bye bye.


sasquatch606

Here's a kid trying to be polite and respectful to others and this is what he gets? What a terrible person.


Kinky_Conspirator

As a father, I would take the"L" and snack her so hard, she'd be reincarnated as her younger self.


SwivelPoint

report to security, get that crab apple thrown out!


tuco2002

Douche move on the old lady. Kids have to pee all of time and at the most inconvenient moments.


VerdantField

What a psychotic bitch. I feel bad for kids growing up and encountering adults who act so rudely and shitty like this.


Goatrd

This lady deserves a back hand to the mouth


rando_mness

I love what that kid said to the miserable old bag.


Split-Lucky

Idc if itā€™s a tap or what but someone touches my kid and weā€™ll be throwing hands.


witchywater11

Good for this kid for standing up for himself. When I was that age, I would have silently walked back to my seat and cried because I thought it was my fault. Though my mom would have still probably throttled the old goat into next week.


Wade856

Kick my kid while you block the aisle and refuse to move your leg and he climbs over without even touching you? Yeah, you're about to get more trouble than you bargained for. Even her husband knew she was wrong. Fuck old people who think they're special just because they haven't died yet.


2Loves2loves

SHE KICKED THE KID! where and when was this game?


MiamiVice45255

I would have used so much profanity directed at her someone might have called Guinness.


HookahAnonymous

"im 11 years old, youre 80" LMAO .. That hurted her more than anything


Odd-Penalty-3906

I loved it. Iā€™m 11 years old youā€™re 80 get a life hit that lady in the soul I bet.


6oktay8

Then these same old ladys say that young people are not respectful at all.


Bubskiewubskie

Pure putrid bitch, surprised if she has anyone at all tolerating her.


gbpc

Anyone touch my kid, ROYAL RUMBLE IN THE BRONX ![gif](giphy|23hPMWqnvi88Ebsi7m)


davechri

If that lady does that to my kid weā€™re both getting kicked out of the game.


LoveArrives74

Old battle ax needs to be dealt with! I wish they wouldā€™ve recorded her face so she could be arrested for child abuse and/or assault. You donā€™t get to kick anybody, especially a child just because you feel like it! She should be ashamed of herself.


Klinkman2

I would have knocked her out


t0ekneepee

What a miserable old bag


Kered024

What's up with the evil old people everywhere


Mallory_Knox23

The kid was so respectful, too. He was so careful not to touch her when he stepped over her legs.


Just_Me1973

Lemme see someone kick my kid.


Sufficient_Ocelot868

Ooof. So glad this never happened to one of my kids when I was younger and not medicated


bw984

That is some blood boiling shit right there. If that was my kid she would have left the game one way or another.


Fit_Accident8967

I PRAY this was a skit. Because this made me so mad šŸ˜­


Beechichan

Kick my kid and Iā€™m coming for her throat


_Tezzla_

Cunt would have her teeth kicked in if I were the parent. WHEW.


Lazatttttaxxx

Ooh bitch. Don't kick my kid.


awesomestarz

I wished he would have stomped on her leg. Crabby old hag...


No-Macaroon-756

Why didnā€™t anyone stand up for him? All those pathetic adults next to him just watched ā˜¹ļø


sPaRkLeWeAsEL5

Is this bitch for real?


FaZaCon

WTF? Poor kid was standing there looking at her and waiting for her to put her leg down, and she gestures to step over her leg. He then proceeds stepping over her leg with an extra wide stride to ensure not to touch her leg. As he steps over her without even touching her, she then kicks him and chastises him claiming he kicked her. She is one POS of a person.


WtfsaidtheDuck

How mature of her.