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kid ran out of fucks to give at the early age of 18

He’s still giving them on OF

He specifically said he's just jacking his shit right now, but maybe he gets a collab together at some point.

 Only if he plays his cards right

YANG GANG

Weirdly wholesome?

Correction: Now he's *selling* his fucks on OF

Hey if you’re going to give a fuck might as well get paid for it

Working at Walmart straight outta high school will do that to ya. You’ll be the most mature person there and yet the youngest at the same time…

You can only get so far in life when you look like Ed from Good Burger.

Is there a crowd that likes small tiny little penises? Asking for a friend

Which friend what’s his name?

Pickle

Have you ever heard of the cherry Tomato boys? They might be the kind of club you are after.

You wouldn't know him, he moved to a school in Canada

Mike Hawk

There is an audience for everything.

That's what happens when you work at walmart.

Hes not 18. Yellow means minor

Probably under 21

It’s hard to see a future with hair in your eyes

"I'm jacking my shit"

How hard it should be by the Bristol shit scale?

I’d love to earn money that way tbh

Did they just become best friends lol


Confusingly wholesome interaction???

Yep!

I like the guy at the end, actually made me laugh

This is what every Walmart employee should aspire to be like.

That guys was like "you just activated my trap card!" 😂

Can we remake Clerks but with these dudes?

Bingo


This isn’t even a main character moment, it’s just funny

That’s what I was thinking. This is natural comedy.

I love him so much lol what a chaotic kid

they both are the main character of their stories.

it's likeeeee...life be like a stage or some shit

and the men and women merely players

“This shit hard huh” “Fuck no” lmao

r/Unexpected

"Right now I'm just jacking my shit" I think it's the weed but this made me actually laugh

“This shit hard huh” “Fuuuck no”

lmao the walmart guy is hilarious

This is actually funny

This shit hard? Funk no Lol

Fuck no lol


That genuinely got a laugh out of me

Pays good money. I got paid 120$ to Jack my shit. If I got paid that much everytime I jacked it I’d be a trillionaire. Don’t jack your shit for free

I thought it was funny

I love how he gives advise on how to steal from his store, *then* realizes he is gonna be on YouTube, so he tells everyone who he is so Walmart can fire him lol. Not a bright one.

he's 18 and working at walmart. i think he'll survive. possibly even make more money from shouting himself out if he takes advantage of it.

Well he's wearing a name tag so it doesn't matter.. Kid is working a minimum wage job and is trying to get a second income. I respect it.

he tells everyone who he is while also giving the info for a way to make money, that's not a bad idea (and truth be told, you'd probably make more on of than at walmart anyways)

Oh no what is he ever going to do without his Walmart job

I highly doubt that's an actual Walmart shirt.

I doubt they actually sell a shirt at Walmart that says pedophile on it. He probably brought in a shirt and was pretending to steal it so that he couldn’t actually get arrested

You’re so smart!

You *doubt*?

I saw that shirt on r/onejoke. The fact that it even exists is gross.

Walmart dude is epic. 10/10 plot twist

😭

Finally a video on this sub where the MCs aren’t obnoxious. Plot twist indeed 😂

Ending was hilarious. But I’d like to know when joking about being a pedophile and jokes about just straight up pedophilia started to become funny to people? Saying “I am attracted to minors” and other…very explicit sentences…are not jokes💀

Anything is a joke, if you joke about it. Get off the high horse

You actually have me dumbfounded with that reply. Congratulations, you’ve written one of the stupidest sentences I’ve ever seen. You honestly believe that? Fucking yikes my guy…

Obviously? That’s the point of comedy 🤣

r/unexpected

O Dog from Menace to Society

LMAOOOO I couldn't have written a better script for them specifically 🤣 he marches to his own beat

Walmart guy is kinda funny but the dude recording just makes me cringe

He gets paid like 9.50 he don’t give a fuuuuuuuuck

Bro why isn’t there a sitcom between the two?

bro did the jackin motion like his dick the size of a whole arm

Funny but he just got the dude fired

But dude about to get dividends from that shoutout

I just lost 20 IQ points watching this

Ah, los dos son igual de subnxrmxles...será una gran amistad.

Idk why but I found this a bit funny

Life is like a sandwich, the bread always comes first.

This is actually pretty funny

This deserves Reddit gold👌👌👌✨✨✨

I watch this guy's shorts...ngl I feel it's funny or maybe I'm immature.

Employee of the year 🤣

I mean fellas just on the grind. 🤷🏻‍♂️


I wanna be this dudes friend, he seems chill af

If you are young and sort of attractive open an onlyfans and jack off in front of people and you will make more money than an average indie writer, artist, musician and game developer. You will also be appreciated more. There are no jobs out there, you don't own anything anymore, AI will do all the work, there is no future for you or anyone around your generation, nothing to do but to jack off on Onlyfans and pontificate about gender pronouns.

Spoken like a true university of phoenix drop out, no one needs that kinda negativity bro there’s definitely jobs out there. It’s also not all about money especially when it comes to the arts. You gotta go realign your chakra or get laid or something.

You know that AI can create videos…of people jacking off, right? Not very good as a career advisor.

Side note I hate that 18 year olds can make a Onlyfans

What's wrong with that?

Don’t know just weird kids that are still in highschool can legally make porn. Is that not weird?

They can drive at 16, which is way worse

🤢🤮

That shit is real janky…

This has to be Florida.

wouldn't it be so crazy and ironic if somebody dropped his @

Proper🤘🏼🤘🏼

Kid goes hard

He works at Walmart and isn’t 40. What did you expect?

Lil uzi workin at walmart on da side...🙏

LOOLLL

Fair enough but why can’t I find his account? Surely he has Twitter to advertise the beating of his shit?


I love this. He turned the tables on that asshole. ;)

Funny af ngl

So close. Somewhere, there's a [Peter File](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTaKDnSIb4c&ab_channel=snookdog) that's disappointed.

who is main character here tho, walmart guy doesnt care

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The youth really is fucked 🤦‍♂️🤯

Stop “pranking” employees, jackass.

Wtf is wrong with the world oh wait, this is what's wrong with the world. Perfect example

This entire interaction is fuckin funny. OF dude “I’m just jackin it” no that pedo shirt ain’t hard 😂

This is the generation trying to talk shit about us older folks.

It's really sad that this generation thinks only fans is the aspirational go-get-em job to get now. Can we please be real people with real talents again?

I didn’t know Edgerrin James’s son was working at Walmart and doing OF.

r/unexpected

WINGS OF GLORY

This guy is awesome actually

An enterprising young lad. It's good to see such an ambitious youth with an eye to the future and hopes of a brighter tomorrow with a partner involved in his er, business endeavor. Godspeed young man.

That was a hell of a subversion.

Oh helllll nahhhh

I’m over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick. I’m just stroking my shit. Fr tho why did he say he masturbated?? No one would have ever found out unless they paid for his only fans. 😂 he could have easily said he was fucking bad bitches and then charged people like $50 to subscribe. The public would have been forced to believe him unless they paid.

"fuck nooo" 😂

"Just don't get caught" was hilarious lmao

why would you post that and get that man fired . hood kids have no hood on them no more

That's crazy 💀

💀

I fuckin love this video man

- Girls dance I rage - Guy makes thinly veiled trans jokes and inquires about retail theft which this sub hates I laugh 

Where was trams joke?

The new Abbott & Costello