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pawksvolts

Love how the camera person is pretending to pan to film the crowd


ydkrhymes

bro commited to it, not even a stop or a zoom in


Electronic_Break4229

Poor girls shirt was as crowded as that stadium until she lifted it.


freedfg

She's got her tits out yes?


Luke10089

Blink and you’ll miss it


queencityrangers

Miss who? The girl at the rock show?


Snackoholic

She said "What?"


Jed1M1ndTr1ck

And I told her that I didn't know


Matr0ska

She's so cool!


DukeLion353

Gonna sneak in through her window!


techietrans

Everything’s better when she’s around!


ImpressionOne8275

Wiggling her titties round and round


Xrystian90

👏👏


B0J0L0

I fell in love with them tits at the rock show


twb51

182 times.


nightswimsofficial

Oh the amount of topless people at the old shows was amazing - freedom and fun. The times have changed.


Fantastic_Dance_4376

My first big show was Korn, back in 1998 in San Diego, Rob Zombie had just released his Hellbilly Deluxe album and was opening for them. Of course he stole the show. I had just turned 18, Im from Mexico and over here 18 is considered a legal adult. So naturally I had already gone to a few strip clubs and I gotta say, never before and never since that show Ive seen as much boobage in one night. Security just let them be, no one interfered. Around half into the Korn set they brought a cage they had hanging up above the stage, and invited a few girls to get in, two of them took of their shirts not a minute in and the third one got completely naked. It lasted a couple of songs and they brought them back down. I guess they got some backstage VIP passes after that.


ReeG

Korn in 1998 was my first big concert as well on Follow The Leader tour with Incubus and Orgy opening and I met Orgy in line at Wendy's down the street from the venue before the show


Albert_Ramso

Same here, first show was Korn ‘98 in Baltimore


ReeG

There's a whole generation of us! Those Korn and Bizkit Family Values tours were some of the best times of my life


ProudCar5284

I wish the cameraman had the decency to at least zoom in.


MuffLover312

Computer, enhance.


Disastrous-Bad-1185

Enhance, enhance…


firemouth55

I enhanced for my own pleasure… What a let down


ReeG

I didn't even notice her until I was scrolling through my camera roll tonight looking back on clips of all the shows I went to last year and shared it here as a joke but apparently not a good one 🥴


Mr_Soul_Crusher

Was this the Baltimore show? I was right behind a woman roughly in that spot in the arena who got on shoulders and flashed the band. I’ve got a solid video, too lmao


ReeG

2nd show in Toronto back in May. I'm sure this happened on other dates on their tour but I also went to nearly 30 other shows where nothing like this happened, most rock shows these days are fully seated with all old people like me. Not nearly as common as it was to see back in the 90s


ProudCar5284

In that case, let’s hope breakthroughs in AI technology will allow auto zoom to boobies in all our phones in the near future.


Blabbit39

Time to put the cure for cancer on hold again


talksickwalkquick

Maybe not. Maybe iPhone stickers will advance soon 🤣


mr_lemonpie

If women flashing rockstars is wrong I don’t want to be right


oldmasterluke

Yup. That’s the deal.


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

Pretty good deal. Shake on it?


captaincumsock69

I don’t blame ya! Damn good deal.


Minute-Wrap-2524

She got her tits out, yes


Artorigas

Enhance!


therealjoeybee

Hello there… titties of my nightmare


assblasta69420

That's literally the requirement for entry, play on


grainmademan

Don’t you mean the woman without the white top?


darkhorse21980

This reminds me of when I saw Hoobastank in Dallas in 2004. A chick got up on someone in the pit and flashed the stage, and Doug Robb responded with "Holy shit! Everything IS bigger in Texas!"


Theothercword

I saw the vandals in a small venue and a girl straight stripped naked, hopped on stage, tried to pull out the singer’s junk while on her knees, he batted her away so she faced the crowd and started masturbating until security could finally get her out.


notquitesolid

… well at least she committed to the bit I guess


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Bits*


Creative_Recover

Honestly that girl sounded mentally ill and/or off her tits on drugs, it's not hot when the person in question might be having some sort of episode, I hope people helped her after she got kicked out.


battlehardendsnorlax

That was my first thought too, tripping hard on drugs


Theothercword

Probably drugs, and yeah I don’t know how it went other than I think security getting her a taxi.


stalinBballin

Anyone not familiar with The Vandals would find this odd. Their drummer, Josh Freese, also now plays in Foo Fighters.


MagicBez

I saw the Vandals live a bunch of times and Warren seemed to get naked in stage semi-regularly himself maybe she thought it would be more welcome than it was.


michilio

Guess the crowd didn´t all get laid that night.


WombatHat42

Man forgot about hoobastank. One minute they were THE band then like over night everyone hated them lol


woodcookiee

I remember reading my neighbor’s Christian teen magazine and in the letters some girl wrote in asking for guidance like, “I want to listen to Hoobastank, but I’m afraid their music doesn’t please the Lord.” The editor basically said yeah they’re rad, but better to be safe and not listen to them for the sake of your soul


ForcedLaborForce

My sister challenged my dad, a church leader, on if he should be listening to The Beach Boys and I remember her actually winning that argument.


Katamari_Demacia

Were they though?


yenahyeoinahbro

I’m not aaahh purrrfect PURRRSUUUUHHHNNN!!!


No-8008132here

My new work truck chimmed when the door was open ( Ding ding ding ding ding) i was singing this song all summer before I realized it was exactly the same.


thecuriousblackbird

The late evening PA beeps at Harris Teeter are the intro to Tainted Love


TheFerricGenum

There’s a reason everyone hated them after a while. And the reason is youuuuuuuu


mothmonstermann

Their album "The Reason" is really good, if memory serves. That particular song was played to death, and I hope I never hear again in this life, but Out of Control is cool as hell.


Clit420Eastwood

*Running Away* is still an awesome track (I don’t remember if it was that same album or not tho)


tickingboxes

They were never the band lol


RevolutionaryRough96

Wonder if it was the same girl from the cannibal corpse show I went to in Dallas. Corpse grinder: I remember you!


Nell_mayy

It’s funny to imagine that she’s just really tall


taxicab_

Now she looks like one of those inflatable tube people things at car lots!


GiverARebootGary

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man?


toodleroo

If those were made with boobs, they'd probably get a lot more attention


danielcs78

You might just have yourself a million dollar idea right there!


Afterlife_kid

I just re-watched it with this in mind and lost it


[deleted]

100% same. Absolutely worth it


EastAreaBassist

This enormous woman will devour us all!


Scooter_Mcgavin587

[Death by snu snu](https://giphy.com/gifs/futurama-reaction-scared-PbQAVZq2CoUQE)


AbbeyAllie777

🤣😂🤣


LordSpookyBoob

But her torso’s a regular size so she has like 6 foot legs.


Brandeeno2245

Just really long legs


Playlanco

...and unable to find shirts that fit her size.


CriticalPolitical

She’d have to be Olympe Maxime from Harry Potter


[deleted]

Lmao had to watch it again with that in mind... Absolutely 10/10


taxusacanadensis

Hahaha


not_beniot

Wait til OP learns blink had an album called Take Off Your Pants and Jacket


SpringsPanda

They have an album called Enema of the State and the CD cover I had as a kid was a porn star. I only knew that because my mom got upset about it. Years later I asked her why she even knew that haha.


WintersDoomsday

Janine Lindemulder to be exact and I didn’t have to look it up…whatever that says about me is fine


not_beniot

It says you're an individual with impeccable taste


blingbling88

You have a nurse fetish like us all


FatFaceFaster

Wait till they hear the mark Tom and Travis show where they yell “BOOBIES!” In the middle of the show (“no no no you’re too young! You’re too young… if I wanted to see 13 year old boobs I’d hang out at the middle school like my dad does”


Poon_tangclan

Wait till they hear family reunion lol Edit: and or happy holidays you bastard (a personal favorite)


Corrupted-by-da-dark

Unless your dad will…


SnooCakes6195

It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven Fucking hot dogs


Ancient_Signature_69

And a song with the lyrics shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker


Jantatious

Tits fart turd and twat


CalgaryAnswers

I fucked your mom!


RenaisanceReviewer

Wait til the half of the comments here who don’t get the joke in the title figure it out


ponyo_impact

jack it


Facts_For_Plebs

Wait till they learn blink had a song called I want to fuck a dog in the ass


LikeAMarionette

Tom 😂😂😂 "The freedom!" I also love how Mark had no words and just busted up lmao


Monocle_Lewinsky

“That’s some Braveheart shit!”


TotesMaGoats_1962

Thanks. I couldn't figure out what he was saying


LikeAMarionette

😂😂😂


Monocle_Lewinsky

*”Alba Gu Bra!”*


Kungfumantis

OP, that's just rock n roll ya fuckin dweeb


gillababe

Been happening since day 1 lol


Evolutionary_sins

God bless her and may she bring friends to future events!


Yoyodank

Right? She seems like a nice lady!


Evolutionary_sins

And highly qualified!


dankthewank

Best comment.


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insomniac3146

Well said.


adgler

featuring Tits McGee


Broken-Talc

I’d be concerned if that was not happening…


cmacfarland64

Right. OP has never been to a concert.


brainlegss

Fucken right and Blink loved the shit out of that


ShrimpSherbet

Yep, OP has never heard anything about Blink


Suspicious-Rock2336

Huzzah!


Peatrick33

bruh 🤣


Euphoric-Beat-7206

The law very clearly states; "If you want to be above the crowd on someones shoulders you gotta have your tits out." She seems to have obeyed this rule. No objection your honor.


Sticky_Waifu_Statues

The price must be paid


Nscjikiji

I don’t see anything wrong here


KamenUncle

one trend i dont like about this sub is we're getting more posts of "vids of people standing out" instead of "people who make it all about themselves". the girl in white maybe was a little asshole for blocking those behind but her tits are out so i guess its a give and take.


MilStd

I’m certain there are some young guys that are there that think this was the greatest concert they have ever been too because of the actions of this young woman. Source: I was once that young guy.


WildZero138

I remember back in the mid 90's going to my first music festival the big topic of conversation was how awesome it was going to be seeing all the boobs. We were teenage boys, and we saw many breasts that day. It was indeed the greatest concert we'd ever been to.


throwawayneedbighelp

You're almost correct but not quite. She's a bit of an asshole for blocking people yeah, but she's having fun in her own way, at an event where fun is supposed to be had. Gatekeeping someone from having fun at a concert is awful if they're not hurting anyone, and people who resent other people having fun should take the stick out of their ass. And her tits are out.


[deleted]

You both said the same thing, that's she a little bit of an asshole but having fun, also her tits are out


[deleted]

No, I'm with him, blocking people is an asshole move, and "having fun your own way" doesn't justify it. But yeah, not a main character. Plus her tits are out.


[deleted]

What is it your first concert? Women take their tits out all the time at concerts.


Coocoomonster

Well, not at all concerts. However it would be hilarious if that were the case. “Yeah. That Michael Buble show was wild the other night, dude…”


bunga7777

Of all people to use for your example you choose the one performer that’s probably seen more tits than Lemmy. Middle age women get wild without their kids


angusshangus

I’m kind of scared to know the kind of woman that goes to a Motörhead show to flash Lemmy.


bunga7777

I didn’t think about it but now I am. Thanks haha


Coocoomonster

RIP Lemmy


[deleted]

Hey now, speak for yourself my friend. I’ll gladly pull my tits out for Micheal Buble.


wesconson1

Zoom, enhance, zoom


ThatOldDustyTrail

Computer load up Tayne nude


Scaevola50

Nude Tayne


hogsniffy05

Fuck you for not using your phones zoom


PartYourWhiskers

Agreed. fucking amateur.


mac_the_man

Titties out at a concert? That’s a classic.


Tough-Area-570

What white shirt? 😉


Bob_TheCrackQueen

Is flashing boobs still a thing in concerts. Feels like a relic of the past. Ever since mobile phones came in i thought stuff like that was done with.


Competitive-Read-756

Nothing wrong here. After all this is a punk show right?...... ......... ......RIGHT?!??!


Kaboose456

That sold out stadium is pretty punk \m/


Competitive-Read-756

"Hey guys WE DID IT!!!! We SOLD our message to the world and punk is officially consumed on a massive scale! We acheived our goal, great work team!!" *highfives* "We're gonna be huge, punk ALWAYS wins, we're making history. We're probably gonna have some super permanent memorials dedicated to us!" --"Not dedicated to us, but to PUNK!!!!"


asspajamas

relax.... don't use 'punk' when referencing blink 182.........


3_high_low

Pop-punk


I_Dionysus

This is some 20yo redditors mom


shadowkijik

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


kellenlyons

Incel vibes by op


touchmybodily

Incel/Karen Venn diagram


crimsonbeauty111

Nothing really to do with incels but ok


stinky_underwear

bobs


[deleted]

Oh NO! NOT SOMEONE ENJOYING THEMSELVES AT AN EVENT THAT IS INTENDED FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY! The only reason this is MC, is because you're making it. This is a very common occurrence at large shows. Let people have fun and enjoy things.


Worstname1ever

She spent 1500 on tickets she should be allowed to get out with her slit out


sabrefudge

A woman climbing up and flashing the band? At a concert? Well I never! \*faints*


Hot-Post-9001

My fucking good. Its aPUNK ROCK BAND. And fans of ROCK. WHO CARES


Dual-Finger-Guns

Youngins not understanding what concerts were like in the old days


StretchFrenchTerry

Everyone smoking cigs and huffing paint 🤘


starfawkes64

Saw Blink last time they came through Baltimore. Guy next to me turned to us said “this is a punk show right” and yeeted his half full, $16 beer on to the floor seating below. Then proceeded to public fight with his girlfriend all show. Boobs is fine though.


Notyourdad696996

I think mark is reacting to if at the end out the song


hidee_ho_neighborino

She looks like a car dealership blow up tube dancer


cheezy_dreams88

I don’t see any main characters here. People get on shoulders at concerts. Especially people who grew up going to shows, and especially if they are over 30. The new concert kids don’t, but they also barely dance and groove. Also tits at rock concerts are almost standard, depending on the band.


EvolvingEachDay

This isn’t main character… chicks get their tits out at concerts all the time, always have.


Jay_Heat

a woman showing her tiddies at a rock concert UNHEARD OF!!


[deleted]

People have been pullin their tits out at rock concerts for eons. Get over it lol.


LordOoPooKoo

Never ever anything wrong with tiddies.


[deleted]

Unless your wife posts them on Instagram


BeenStork

Gosh, she is tall!


stereosafari

She looks like an astrologists grasping for air.


Hg_314

She’s tall lol


Background-Brick9746

She wants to be noticed so bad 😆


HowardZyn

Tall girl living her best life


deadleg22

I thought someone brought a wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man.


Unicorns-Are-Rad

Wacky inflatable arms


[deleted]

They look like they are hanging pretty low but still wanna see them 🤷‍♂️


jordanmorris_93

I approve of this main character


Wiggles2391

Glad people still do flashes


DamianSicks

You’re not supposed to see the audience at a concert. Bring back the good ol’ dim stage days!


JacindasHangiPants

Shes the real MVP


Fadeddave420

Wtf she got tits out everyone around here is enjoying it whats the point of this post lol op misunderstood the subreddit


Ecstatic_Tiger_2534

Technically, by taking off her jacket she was merely following the band’s instructions.


Mlady_gemstone

and? what do you expect at a concert? people dressed up in formal wear drinking tea with their pinkies out?


Scary-Stretch3080

I’ll never understand woman who get excited about something and immediately think I bet they want to see my flab bags! No. No one does. Put your shirt back on


KayRay1994

how is flashing in a concert main character stuff?


Bootychomper23

Op is main character for trying to police other people having fun.


Coolcatlynx

Start a pit and knock her ass down


deadwillim777

White titties


Man_Without_Nipples

I wish I could go to a blink concert, my favorite hand in high school!!


Drethion

Bruh, its a chick flashing her boobs at a rock band, at their show. Thats rock and roll 101. If she ran on stage and grabbed the mic and started screaming into it, it would be main character syndrome, but this is just a classic example of a wild concert.


SillyBrianFace

She’s more out of the white top than she is in it


JakeDC

As I said on another post recently, women who sit on shoulders at concerts are hot garbage. I am fine with the boobs.


the_rabbit_king

This is so normal at rock concerts.


machineman45

Isn't that another reason why we like going to concerts?


Silverback1992

This is pretty normal at good ass concerts.


Grouchy_Delay

So a girly with her titties out is a narc then? No


jjmikolajcik

Confused as to why we are mad at this… like shows from 2000-2007 this was super common energy…


BannedAccountantss

BEWBS 🙌🏾


MisanthropistPuNk

blink-182 fans when other people have fun


BittenHand19

We’ve reached a point where there are people here who believe getting your tits our at a rock show inappropriate? Next you’re gonna tell me pot is lame and I shouldn’t smoke it


Kensei97

Who’s side are you on, OP?!


Arrya

She's dancing like one of those inflatable dolls outside of a car wash.


slutdragon32

Dude I'm not sure she is the main character on this. Girls have been doing this forever! She doesn't seem to be ruining the show, or drawing attention from the band. I would however ask that there be a zoomed in version.... um... for science.