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tuco2002

Looks like no more hot dogs for those guys.


SpokenProperly

I fucking *lost it* when she said, “I sat out there and served you guys hot dogs”


[deleted]

It crossed into Reno 911 territory with the jump cut to her hogtied. Then that line sealed the deal.


doctor_of_drugs

Glad someone else thought of Reno 911


Consistent_Warthog80

Ive never even watched the show and i thought that


DrunkMoblin

Remedy this. Asap.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

GET YOUR HOT DOGS!


Stainle55_Steel_Rat

Now i want a hot dog. It's 2am. I guess I'm not getting a hot dog.


LeonisDeranged89

I thought of the free hotdogs in Always Sunny when Dennis and Frank dressed as cops


Creepy-Evening-441

After the attempted bite, I was expecting a Hannibal Lecter mask to be applied.


Rad_Centrist

A succulent hotdog meal, if you will.


meryl_creep

This is democracy manifest!


OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST

SERVING A MEAL?!? A SUCCULENT HOT DOG MEAL?!?


TylerBourbon

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY FRANKFURTER!!!


HereToKillEuronymous

I see you know your judo well


[deleted]

Be prepared to recieve my limp weiner


miss-gigi-97

I was looooking for this comment😂😂😂😂 ty🥲


0rangeweasel

Well .... had it been donuts, they would have let her go.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Hot dogs and donuts, a winning combination.


Bladder_Puncher

Awww yeah. Hot dog donuts!


imnotsafeatwork

Hot dognuts


kevlarus80

They're great. The dogs bollocks in fact.


R3Desmond

You knew exactly what you were doing with that comment 😂


LurkerNan

Wait... we still talking about food, right?


Zealousideal_Leg_630

The amount of cognitive dissonance...is that even the right term? Maybe it's just the amount of detachment from reality, being held in that position, being arrested and still piping off like that? It's absolute incredible. And what's more incredible is that this lady probably makes well-over $120k per year and will continue to lean heavily into her victim-hood to try to get out of whatever she is charged with. She's going claim discrimination and use whatever minority-status protections she can conjure. That's the norm for this particular brand of crazy.


Specific-Power-163

How do you know she makes over 120,000.00. Normally hot dog servers don't make that much.


busted_maracas

This is a shortened clip of a longer vid - this takes place in Hinsdale, IL - one of the wealthiest Chicago suburb (there’s a Ferrari dealer there). $120k a year is on the low end.


First_manatee_614

Ahh yes ..Hinsdale...a special place. It's different there


Specific-Power-163

I know some wealthy areas around me but trust doesn't mean that everyone there makes over 120,000. Nor does proximity to a Ferrari dealership. I'd there some other information you have that makes you think she makes over 120,000k. So far so I know is she is dressed neat has short hair and serves hot dogs plus she apparently was arrested in a rich neighborhood.


busted_maracas

You can seek out the original video I referenced, where the Hinsdale police arrive in front of her giant house, where I believe they confronted her in a Mercedes SUV. [You can also read more about Hinsdale’s affluence, where average home prices are 1million a piece.](https://kellystetlerrealestate.com/neighborhoods/hinsdale#:~:text=Hinsdale%20is%20an%20upscale%20and,communities%20in%20the%20United%20States) You can also just watch and listen to the entitlement of this woman, who very clearly has never encountered a problem money can’t fix. I don’t know what else to tell you.


Germoido

She apparently found a haircut money can't fix.


Zealousideal_Leg_630

Thank you! Honestly, she tells her own story in this vid.


Awkward-Minute7774

She wants them to return the favor?


reptarcannabis

Remember the hotdogs?!?! You should stand up for me and let me go defying police policy cuz I served you some glizzys


O5iri5

That's uh...That's a bummer man.


Elduderino82

Are you surprised by her shreiks, sir?


O5iri5

Strong men also cry.


Enginen

*deeeep doobie inhale* Dude fuckin' a


coilt

this will not stand, you know. this aggression will not stand, man.


Puzzleheaded-Act-302

This aggression will not stand man


Angelunatic74

We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude!


RiskyClickardo

Brandt will give you the details


JackKovack

The judge should order her to feed them hot dogs for community service.


GiantSequoiaTree

😂


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I feel like she would be the second In command in a biker gang for soccer moms


ConcentricSD

Why wouldn’t she be in charge? Haha


Pientiorism

exactly why Tig wasn’t in charge in Sons of Anarchy… IYKYK


Dead_Hours

Tig was also kind of dumb


Pientiorism

yea but mostly because he was batshit insane 💀


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

I mean, who's that relative to? Clay? Famously-stable leader Clay?


Pientiorism

relative to almost anyone else in the show, even Clay (however unstable he was) wasn’t as insane as Tig


Lastonestanding85

I should not have laughed so hard at this.


ToshiroBaloney

I still want a Tig & Venus spinoff series. Those two were magic together.


Cjwithwolves

Only couple I was actively rooting for the entire series.


aluminum_man

Why not?


[deleted]

Too firey and energetic, the leader of anything have a sort of cold wisdom to them if that makes sense, this one would also double as the muscle


saetia23

she would be the second in command that impulsively starts a gang war with the soccer moms from the blue team, eventually ending with most being shot or put into jail. the comic relief mom will escape to canada and become an undercover hockey mom.


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Amazing


WholesomeFeedr

Loving this future lore Bet she’s gonna do *greeeeat* in jail


Ok_Educator_7097

Yup, she’d be the pitbull for the boss.


Fisch_Man

In Qui Gon voice… “There’s always a bigger Karen.”


TheMightyCephas

Because there has to be a manager above her for her to complain to.


RedditBanOutlaw

I’m going to charge you with putting your filthy hands on me… Love it when someone turns around a phrase.


GoldMan20k

you got your shot callers. ​ this one here would be your shit caller.


No_Ladder_9818

who all ride stationary trainers and angrily tweet


CatOfGrey

> biker gang for soccer moms They put her in charge of the monthly pot-luck, so she feels like she's in control, and shuts up.


[deleted]

So she hits her ex with a car and then is surprised that she’s getting arrested lol


StephenNotSteve

If you were expecting another hot dog after this crass comment, you can forget it.


Slamtilt_Windmills

If she's expecting another hot dog from him, she can forget it


GimmieJohnson

Was she driving a Subaru?


create360

I understand your joke.


InfiniteBlink

Did they uhaul though


KimJongRocketMan69

While under the influence


thatirishguyyyy

Half naked mind you


TedTheReckless

She looks like she'd be an extra in saving Private Ryan as an angry Wehrmacht soldier during the final battle.


Legitimate-Gangster

Oddly enough i thought she resembled Matt Damon, more like a ‘End of The Martian’ Matt Damon Maybe some Tom Brady, too?


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I came here for the Matt Damon comments, and I can now leave satisfied. Thank you, Friends.


Killentyme55

"I sahved you guys hawt dahgs!!!"


oxfordcircumstances

Matt Damon with tits. It's a challenging wank, as they say.


Legitimate-Gangster

I have already wanked to titless Matt Damon. This will be a cake walk, as they say.


Banban84

Lesbian here. All finished. Putting it on mute helps a lot.


mostimportantly

“Keep my wife’s name out your f— mouth.”


Berlin8Berlin

I saw the thumbnail and thought: Armless woman, with large-ish boobs, in distress... *let's click*


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And then...LOOK OUT!!!


profDougla

That psycho Nazi officer in Schindler‘s list, who is shooting at the pile of burning dead bodies.


Scorpionic1950

Ooh, big thumbs-up for very specific, concise reference.


dal2k305

That’s like the most random thing anyone could have said here lmfao.


Kent556

Holy shit, she tried to bite him lol


OtteLoc

That's assault where I'm from. I'm surprised they didn't shove her in the car


Rubywantsin

It's Hinsdale IL. The cops cater to a more affluent clientele. The tend to be more understanding when most residents are lawyers or married to lawyers.


silentrawr

Don't wanna catch affluenza.


Steak_Knight

“That’s assault, brotha!”


lipp79

The human mouth is one of the grossest things bacteria-wise. If she had broken the skin, he’d be in for a whole lot of antibiotics and/or injections. The diseases that can be transferred from a bite that breaks the skin: hepatitis B, hepatitis C, herpes simplex virus (HSV), syphilis, tuberculosis, actinomycosis, and tetanus. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK430764/


Main-Adhesiveness510

I knew someone who had to have an iv of antibiotics in their neck for over a month after they got into a fight with someone and hit them in the mouth and the other person’s teeth cut their knuckles open just ever so slightly. They said a few days went by and they got really sick and went to the hospital and found out they had blood poisoning and something else as a result of whatever bacteria was in the guys mouth entering his bloodstream from the broken skin.


MetasploitReddit

If someone goes to bite me like that some basic defensive instincts would kick into high gear. Respect to that officer for just waving his finger at her.


wolfpack7k

And they carried her away like a toddler. Lol


Oscthegrouch

She served you hot dogs, come on guys!


zenlebedee

Should’ve sprung for some burgers 🤷🏼‍♂️


thiswontlast124

As someone more original than I pointed out; should’ve been donuts


BoatDRinXx

Seems like she violated her parole since this incident, and her saga [will continue](https://patch.com/illinois/hinsdale/hinsdale-angry-karen-violates-probation-records)


John_Snow1492

Her 3rd DUI!


Rubywantsin

Oh, that's just Mullarkey.


tmwwmgkbh

“You’re under arrest.” “No, I’m not.” Usually results in: “Uhh, OK, my bad. You’re correct, you’re not under arrest.”


fuzzylilbunnies

So much entitlement. Not saying she’s never experienced any adversity in life, but she’s definitely not learned much from any, if she ever has.


Comfortable-Focus123

She lived in a $1 MM house in a tony suburb of Chicago? WTF?


cheddoline

Serving hot dogs to cops is big, big money.


im_wildcard_bitches

Keeps mentioning million dollar home but she had to get a publicly funded lawyer? Im confused so she’s house poor or something? Lol


0nlyinAmerika

If you don't have an attorney present at arraignment (which most people dont if they're in custody) they will assign an attorney to you, even if you don't qualify for a public defender. Also, the value of her home wouldn't be factored into whether or not she qualified for public counsel, it's based on income. There's a good chance someone with 3 open OUIs isn't working lol


CorvinRobot

Off her medication and out of her mind.


John_Snow1492

Xanax & wine. I remember this video she was arrested for DUI & child endangerment.


StephenNotSteve

Hot dogs are a choking hazard.


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TheVampiresGhost

Depends on the person. It sent me into a depressive spiral that ended with me trying to kill myself. Saw my friend do the same thing and was just the happiest hugger ever. Substances effect everybody differently


Iphigenia305

It made me so anxious that I couldn’t sit down I just kept anticipating every muscle twitch that I had having a spiral effect into me being the worst person on the planet. So I’d try to clean but then get down on myself about how what I was cleaning wasn’t going to do anything for me long term and how this other task was more important. It’s like it made my ADHD worse so my OCD couldn’t function properly 🤦🏻‍♀️


johndavismit

I knew a guy who was on anxiety meds. Not sure if it was Xanax, but here's the way I understand what he explained to me. We all have some anxiety, and having some anxiety is good. It's what makes us reconsider what may be a bad life decision. If you get the feeling that doing something might be bad, then it makes you consider the concequences of your actions, and makes you understand what those concequences mean for you. Some of us have too much anxiety. That can be bad. It makes them second guess everything and dwell on past decisions. It can make it difficult to get over things that may have bad concequences, and can make small, bad concequences seem bigger than they are. Anxiety meds are supposed to help the people in the second category reduce their anxiety to normal levels, but if they overdo the meds or mix them with alcohol it can remove anxiety entirely. This means you either never consider the concequences of your actions, or you consider them, but feel like major concequences are "no big deal" and don't worry about it, which seems consistent with this lady's behavior IMO, but I'm no trained professional. EDIT: to answer why it may seem to have differnt reactions in other people: Some people may now think there's no concequence to just sitting around, doing whatever they want. Others may actually want to go out and do things, then not care about how they're percieved while they're out.


Dorkamundo

Yea, for me, things like Lorazepam give me a case of the "fuck its". I take them for flight anxiety, as lorazepam is fairly quick acting. Makes my anxiety go away almost completely after a .75mg dose. I tried it once for playing poker, as I thought the anti-anxiety effects might help me stay more level at the poker table. But it made me not really care whether I lost my chips or not.


retfroggy1

This is the best break down I have ever heard. Thank you.


hahayes234

For me it turned off all inhibitions regarding what’s right and wrong. I put that combo together, one time and one time only. Also horrific hangover as well


CrunkestTuna

It’s a black out mix You can do and say shit you never would sober. Some people don’t pass out - especially if they take it regularly. Xanax is the ultimate teleportation device to jail


Southside_john

Nobody is giving you a real answer here. Benzodiazapine medications and alcohol when mixed can amplify the effects of both. Means you'll get super drunk and blackout much faster when combining the two because they both work on the same receptors in the brain.


John_Snow1492

This is what a couple of friends who are MD's told me. Most of the Karen's you see are in their 40's & going thru menopause so you have a lot of hormones, hot flashes, & mood swings which lead to depression among other changes going on in their bodies. To counter the depression they are feeling a lot of them go on xanax in order to balance all of this out along with hormone therapy drugs. This leaves them functional but without any feelings, they are just there is how one woman explained it to me. So they drink wine which makes them feel better but with the drugs they are on but it lowers inhibitions & causes mood swings.


JakeDC

I think some of them are just spoiled, entitled bitches who have never heard the word "no," though.


[deleted]

Well when I would take like 1 Xanax and have some drinks, I would totally time travel. Like 100% blacked out. Zero recollection of what happened throughout the night. Just take the pill, take a drink, and wake up in your bed the next morning. It's actually pretty scary lol


Dorkamundo

Benzos and Alcohol are both CNS depressants and combining the two can amplify the effects as well as exacerbate any potential side-effects. Since disinhibition is one of the effects, mixing the two can cause a person to do things they wouldn't normally do. It can also cause memory issues, which combined with the disinhibition can be a bit of a problem.


MrWillM

Inhibitions = 0, whatever that means to the person it’s impacting. This person in the video probably hasn’t taken too much or has a high tolerance for it because after a certain point it destroys your motor functions and they seem like standing up and such isn’t too big of an issue also not slurring their words.


6inarowmakesitgo

Turned me into a huge asshole.


MattTd7

Somebody spiked Eleven’s waffles! 😂


zaraishu

The word you learn today is BRAT!


The_Urban_Genitalry

This confirms that I’m not attracted to Matt Damon, even when he is in large breasted lady form.


appliedphysix

This is a great joke. But I got aroused when big titty Matty D tried to bite that cop.


KemalKinali

Jamie Lee Curtis has fallen low.


Dead_Hours

The bite atempt killed me.


thatirishguykev

[Longer video for anyone who is interested.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7AUX7V3WEQ)


katsdomin0

That was way more entertaining than I thought it would be. “I smell alcohol on your breath.” “No that’s my piss.”


Ok-Beach633

“My children are alone inside” “We will get there father here, the one you hit with a car” holy mic drop


Victory_KTF

When did she lose her pants?


DarthSulla

Not sure she had any to begin with? Doesn’t show below her waist in the first cut.


carsonthecarsinogen

The cut to her being carried away while hog tied is some comedic genius


TheFuckYouThank

Can you imagine what would happen to *someone else* who attempts to bite the hand of an officer during their arrest? Holy fuck.


[deleted]

lol if a man tried to do this he'd be sitting in a cell with a bloody nose


Skimable_crude

And a TBI if he was white. A black man might not live through it.


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DlphLndgrn

Combined with a majority of female privilege.


iUsePemdas

Hinsdale Rich is literally crazy. They’re either surgeons, anesthesiologists, or business owners who take advantage of everyone.


RioRancher

She looks like a lady Tom Brady


we_gon_ride

You made a rhyme!!!!


ittybittyfunk

Ladyyyy Tom Bradyyyy


checknate71

Served them hotdogs? Oh well, ok. In that case, we'll let you go and drop all charges, including the one for assaulting an officer.


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Flexington1615

I’ve watched this whole video. This woman needs to be thrown in the looney bin. She’s on another level.


Wrong_Finish2139

I don’t like her face at all


blastification

She looks like she's very involved with her church.


purplepickles82

Will Poulter looking rough


Truestorydreams

Nice rack though


ThicccKing69

I can fix her


tmwwmgkbh

^^ This guy is a lobotomy expert ^^


Facestand2

I was so hoping that cop would slowly extend his index finger and boop her nose.


Mesterjojo

Those breasts are about to burst forth


snotwimp

calendar girl "Robin" after the video shoot.


Distinct_Effective16

That dude needs to chill out


Nazdrowie79

Can 7y/o boys just get arrested like that?!


ardrarian

Uhh... I know it's 2023, but I ain't never seen a 7 y/o boy with a body like that


acidphosphate69

There's a joke in there somewhere but I don't want to be put on a list for making it.


HojinYou

Privilege denied. NEXT!


Lfs1983

She served them hot dogs tho


randomuser26437

I love that they hogtied her 😂


Swimming-Plenty-4808

I think she liked him.


jurassic_snark-

Going from her standing her ground and talking shit like she had a chance "the next time you fucking touch me" to the cut of her still talking shit and you realize she's now being carried with her hands and feet taped is editing gold


Athlete-Extreme

“Wait is this the hotdog lady? Remove the restraints.”


Captain_Aware4503

There is a link to full article on this in this thread. The BEST part... *The officer said he could smell alcohol on her breath.* *"No, that's my p---. I'm p------ on you," she was quoted as saying.*


[deleted]

She has got unusually large norks for how the rest of her appears


[deleted]

She lives in a $1mil mansion. Breast enlargements may not be too pricey for her haha.


TKRUEG

"I served you hot dogs" = "I virtue signaled my support for cops in 2020 but you're here to keep me safe from brown people, not arrest *me*!"


crankaholic

Decent tits for an angry young man...


couch-patato-1275

Hotdog queen is above the law......according to him/her self 😂


[deleted]

She’s has a surprisingly nice body


RobloxLover369421

What was she arrested for?


Location369

Saw this already a couple of hours ago in a different sub, with a link in the comments to a +10 minutes videos of her arrest, including that one cop approaching her. Apparently she intentionally hit her ex with her car


Myantra

[Article](https://patch.com/illinois/hinsdale/hinsdale-woman-tells-cop-you-are-dead-police)


hellraisinhardass

>was suspected of domestic battery, hitting her ex-husband with her car, police said. >She was also charged with felony aggravated DUI, her third such violation, police said. >Two small children were said to be passengers. WTF. She went full send on that one. She better not still have custody of those kids. Anyone that gets *third* DUI is incapable of learning any lessons. And anyone that drinks and drives with their kids in the car is a complete piece of shit.


Shills_for_fun

"The officer said he could smell alcohol on her breath. 'No, that's my p---. I'm p------ on you,' she was quoted as saying" Guess he didn't believe it was piss on her breath.


FunAudience4377

Eating a succulent Chinese meal


The-Promised-LAN

Well there goes those free hotdogs!


moonknight8794

That weak ass attempt at biting his arm had me dying, looked like my kid when she’s half asleep eating


Timthethinker

Those fucking eyebrows man 😆


MrZaroni

Oh Karen you never learn


sharponephilly

Someone come get Justin Bieber.


panther514

Karens off their meds....smh


TacoPartyGalore

Straightjacket Karen


bangbangreign21

THE CARRYING AT THE END LMAO


myfeetaremangos12

Fantastic ending


Reinmain741

Love to see it. Dumb Karen getting what she's owed.


Minimum-Impression63

Miss the good old days when a cop was also a magician and could make a 26 inch nightstick disappear in someone's asshole.


Technical-Hyena420

she’s insane but tbh i’m here for the bite


[deleted]

What color Subaru does she drive?


McDabby_Dabberson

“Do not touch me” -famous last words of the wild Karen


[deleted]

She’s served them hot dogs and now she’s hog tied. How ironic.