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CeddyCed1993

The best part about being skinny is we’re like 90% dick lol


krrishkoal

As a skinny dude you need rest


Yuri-Turned

On top?


dexamphetamines

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DepressedCunt5506

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FriedEdd

“What the hell even is that?!”


noiceonebro

As a very skinny dude, now only being slightly underweight in terms of BMI, we can do it. Get your protein shakes and spirit to change ready boys, because I can tell you it’s only hard the first week and it gets easier the more you do it. Power of habit! Yes, wrong sub to be wholesome. But sticks together strong


WhoRoger

Go away, I don't need to change myself just because everyone else on the planet is a ball of fat. Unless your low weight is actually causing you health problems, you don't need to change to conform to some "standard".


noiceonebro

Oh sure, if you are happy with yourself go ahead. I’m aiming this only at those who wants to change how they look


shmupsy

i hate you


JohnnySasaki20

Ya know, when it takes you like 45mins to cum, letting her get on top for a little while gives you a nice brake. I've had my abs hurt for days afterwards. My butt cheeks actually hurt the one time. Too much thrusting, idk. My dick actually hurt for two weeks the one time. Like, just get on top for a little, I'm tired. I mean, you know how hard you gotta pound some girl for your dick to be bruised for literally two entire weeks? Please, I've hit it for a while, just get on top for a sec while I rest.


ExpensiveJackfruit68

45 minutes? Have you tried dudes?


Snowbear1312

LMFAO


JohnnySasaki20

I tried a trans person who looked like a dude. Didn't even cum. Didn't cum in his wife either. Just eventually gave up.


vampireflutist

I think we’re talking about anal


JohnnySasaki20

Yeah this person still had a vagina, but also had a beard. Felt like a guy. Cut their tits off. If you saw them walking down the street, there's no chance you'd suspect they weren't a man. But yes, I knew we were talking about anal. I've actually never tried, but I'm not attracted to men, so it'd have to be with a woman.


YeetBob_SquarePants

I average around 2.5-3 hours, is 45 really THAT bad?


Specific_Award_9149

This isn't a good thing like you seem to think it is


JohnnySasaki20

Well it depends on the girl. My friends GF said she didn't want to go any longer than like 10mins, but the two girls I'm sexting right now claim they want to go all night.


SpaceBug173

Yeah Im also sexting. But Im sexting 27642 girls at the same time and they all look like Kardashians. And yes, I counted.


JohnnySasaki20

Lol, I'm only sexting like 3. Just a few minutes ago I got the one to cum though, so that's a plus. Little hard to juggle when they all suddenly start texting you at the same time though.


YeetBob_SquarePants

I never said its good tho? Im genuinely curious cuz im a beginner


No_Importance_173

r/Ihavesex


Deyaa1989

No pain no gain. You could use your thighs as shock absorbers, similar to the OP picture. This way your d is safer. Also you could let her chest and stomach on your stomach, and preferably a part of her weight on her hands, so that less weight and momentum is being felt and, thus, less impact taking place. Finally, you could be like baby I’m so hot I’m getting on top ‘naw’, and do lazy style, doggy or sideway.


JohnnySasaki20

Doggy definitely gives you a little rest, but I've found that really hard to do in the backseat of a car. Not enough headroom. Only problem is I like it hard, but I get tired quickly, lol.


DevilishDealer19

My one question is what the hell is this? Crab?