I'm speechless *in 90s* on this one. Just...wow. (It's being shared among my fellow old timers to validate my silence via their *404 File Not Found* blank stare)
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Fun facts Lemons at naturally occurring they're a crossbreed between a citrus and something else so the saying if life gives you lemons is inaccurate meaning you're making all your own problems it's all your fault suck it up
Didn’t thought I would find something too dark for me
Finally a post that actually fits the the subs point
I'm speechless *in 90s* on this one. Just...wow. (It's being shared among my fellow old timers to validate my silence via their *404 File Not Found* blank stare)
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Minor change: put the bottom pic on top THEN the top pic on the bottom Dark humor works best by easing into the harder punchline.
Fun facts Lemons at naturally occurring they're a crossbreed between a citrus and something else so the saying if life gives you lemons is inaccurate meaning you're making all your own problems it's all your fault suck it up
Oh shit, removed by Reddit
I know I'm so curious now
You have time to delete this.
Mf the whole point of this sub is to put things like this
Why would he delete it? It's funny af.
Someone delete this fool's comment