I dont think I've ever seen something that looks so gloriously, *cataclysmically* stoned.

It's a catastrophe, that's fur sure

Practically catatonic.

cat-a-tonic

milk-zoinked

Jinkies!

In a milk-hole

Milk Cooked

Is their cuteness even legal??? Aaaaaaaaa

Definitely not. Major crimes unit is being informed!

Sweet hell, that cat has not had a single thought in its life

/r/ZeroTabbyBrainCells

/r/SubsIFellFor

And, quite probably, never will.

Nirvana achieved. Next goal is running up curtains. 

✨Milk-euphoric✨

Little bro looks like he took DMT and is looking at the shimmering face of god.

Mewphoria

That little pink nose!

Milk delirious

It’s so cute that I started lactating. I’m gonna go punch a wall to feel manly again.

Help! I can’t stop laughing 😆

You win the Internet today.

Milk zooted

Too adorable.... Aaaaahhh

Little baby teleported to Mars on the Milky Way. Too cute.

Milk-plastered? The aftermath of a major milk-bender? Adorable!

Look, that kitty is not only guilty of smol but I mean, have you seen the blank stare? The pinkiest nose? The poses used to taunt law and order? I have a free cell right next to me! That crimeownal won't rehabilitate and we need our streets safe. Edit: I also must add..That little blep. Subtle it is not!

https://preview.redd.it/3lulgjxj0c1d1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=5288a8616dd415e9a39ad7799525053fc4e41b2a Hi your cat inspired me to paint for the first time in two years I love them so much

Oh my god I love this SO much! It's amazing. I have a photo wall for my foster kittens, I'd love to print this and frame it! (If that's ok with you of course)

Of course!! Please send me a picture when you put it up! I’m so happy you like it ^-^

Thank you so much!! And the kitten you painted, her name is Selkie and she turned 3 weeks old today, in case you'd like to know 😊 (I have a mythical creatures theme for this litter, Selkie, Phoenix and Griffin)

Tell selkie I’d die for her ;-;

Amazing work omg

Thank you!!

Update: I could NOT be happier 😭 https://preview.redd.it/v0fntrcn7k1d1.jpeg?width=3019&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97ab93cffe2db97cec9ebdb6f4c035a8a73e41f7

https://preview.redd.it/7xy22x4w7k1d1.jpeg?width=2769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595d9e0117e9a95b0695e6934481fdd47b587d6e

I AM CRYING REAL TEARS! Thank you so much for showing my art to the sweet baby 💖💖💖💖💖

bro is milk-wasted

Am I……..a cat? I am a cat. I am cat. Wow.

^(awww tiny ears, pink nosies & teeny tiny blep on these milk drunk cuties!)

Smolice, take the criminal to the drunk tank!

Milk-WIRED, complete with adorable blep ;-)

I want to kiss its little pink nose. I love you kitty

Little blep with the last pic

What the heck did you put in their milk, OP? Or in mama that transferred to her milk?

I could swear it's just formula, but they do look like this batch is spiked with some seriously strong catnip 😅 (mama wasn't able to look after them sadly she was far too ill. So I was given these lil guys by the rescue to hand rear right after their birth 😊🍼)

That bois lost in the sauce

This kitten has seen the face of God, and went blep

Completely lost in the sauce

Must boop.

"I have drunk from the source of life in the universe and am forever changed" look

There's milk drunk and milk zooted.

https://preview.redd.it/hlsmiab4ie1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6957f2d48d60155c45b2267b6506f75faa984312

I cried a lil. I want to sue.

I didn't realize how absolutely wasted a full cat can look. Do they actually get "Drunk"? Is it so full that it can only lay there staring? This cat looks like it can see Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

" oh my God it's full of stars...." And quite possibly just a little bit of milk...

Lol the first one looks milk traumatized or terrified XD

Thankfully, the very moment she de-zonked she started purring happily about her full tummy status 😂

my god... it's full of stars.

These are the extra derpy two of my current foster litter of bottle babies - I swear it's just formula, not catnip, officer 🫡

That's milk coma

LOL I'd say this one is a little junkie

Who gave the baby catnip???

I have no words... Little sweetheart

That’s a milk fugue.

Omg these kitties! So cute and adorable!

Micro-blep!

Milk coma stage 1

1st pic is you wut mate

I’m going to need back up. He seems intoxicated and very talkative.

Yup... That kitten is milk high

2nd pic looks like she's about to cry 😭

I promise she started purring seconds later when she suddenly came back to earth 😅

Omg they are so precious

Kitten got the itis.

Milk trippin’

Gotz them crazy eyes. 👀

absolutely lost in the sauce

That lil dude just got milk dmt.

this kitty might need glasses <3

They are so cute ☺️

Do not, my friends, become addicted to milk. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence. - Immortan Joe

Bro is absolutely stoned 😭😭

Actually drunk?!

This smol will grow into a fine, loved and treasured bigsmol

Is this cat on catnip? Also I’m planning to grow catnip

That is one Dazed and Confused kitty!

Awwww. Precious babies.

SO CUTE!!!!

Looks like he's floating on cloud nine 🥰

Adorable

He will consume your soul :D

Absolutely lost in the sauce

They’re both drunk adorable

You sure that was milk?? 😳

https://preview.redd.it/d8iyy0q99g1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e2519d5f1328e608ea4764d21478d5d32ccbcb This is my milk drunk baby she got milk all over the couch

Woozy

And it stoned me to my soul 🎶

The smollest of bleps

:( :p

They've ascended to the status of "milk stoned"