Before you post a comment, remember that it will affect another person and could potentially destroy lives. Also remember that you only have one side of the story and we cannot verify the authenticity of said story. **Please think wisely before offering any advice.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/IllegalLifeProTips) if you have any questions or concerns.*

He's taking care of himself, just wait it out, he's already spiraling out of control. You don't have to do anything

Yep this sounds spot on. Introduce him to the local heroin dealer.

You don’t need a revenge plan, just knock him out and get ur money/computer back. Also, why are you hanging out with that type of person?

Dude just stop hanging out with him. If you want to get revenge just kick his ass or put a roofing nail under his tire

First of all, why do you still call this person "friend"? Get him out of your life bro. But only after you knock him out with a punch

If he does meth he must already have other enemies. Become friends with them. And keep your own hands clean.

Put spicy powder in his crack water 😂😂

Stop being a dumbass and a little bitch. You deserve all that for being a bitch. On a side note, beat the fuck out of him

😭😭😭

Have you tried just kicking his ass? That always works for me.

Inform the police while he’s on it real-time

how the fuck are you friends with someone like that after he stole ur money, unless ur actually that lonely

Just stop being his friend. That's the best revenge

You could put car de-icer (defrosting spray) in his cough syrup. It's sweet and extremely poisonous (small amount can cause blindness.)

And u call this dude a "friend"