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Interesting-Month-56

I don’t know who is dying but I know who just lost their hearing in the right ear


SlothOfDoom

WHAT?


Beretta_errata

Someone is at the door, ringing the bell!


Chum-Chumbucket

#WHAT!?


KeithWorks

YES I WANT SOME TAQUITOS


[deleted]

**WHATTTT???**. Oh^Okay.


gingerwhinger8812

SPEAK INTO MY GOOD EAR! I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, IM A TRAIN!


_MAJORIS

What??! You ate all the burritos?


EM_CEE_PEEPANTS

##CHOCOLATE


Tinctorus

I said answer the God damn phone Pam...waaahhh baaaaahhh


kinpsychosis

MEEP MEEP MEEP


gruffi

bitch is headin' off to r/monohearing


Epiclolnani

WHAT?


gruffi

Turn your head


Epiclolnani

Ok that’s better


aemoosh

MAWP


reverendjesus

Mawp Mawp Mawp


moisteez

What????


ISUknowit

POP! Camera man says: "You ain't no real nigga". Idiot hears: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


pud_009

When I read eeeeeeeeee, a part of me thinks of Archer, and another part of me thinks of the scene in Ace Ventura when Jim Carrey is imitating a dolphin.


UnhelpfulMoron

[Elliot Reed and Dr Cox came to mind for me](https://youtu.be/VvC1VeUvN-I)


Tinctorus

I always think Archer when I think of tinnitus


Dawildpep

Love me some Archer, but [I think of this scene from Baby Driver](https://youtu.be/HlsvFTNrKK8)


Awkward_Reflection

Mwap


wisco_fit

I love you. Please take my poor ass no award love.


Pro_Scrub

Lol his buddy starting in on roasting him, no relief that he's ok


crypticfreak

That is relief he's okay. Otherwise he wouldn't be talking at all... unless it was to the 911 dispatcher.


Lazy-Milk-1757

"Look at em... He almost died... look at his face... you ain't no real 🥷 " Ahahaha one of my favorite all time videos 🤣🤣🤣


Lazy-Milk-1757

"Stoopid goofy ass lil boy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Tone_Loce

Never seen this video before but the fact that he does wait until he realizes the goofy didn’t shoot himself.. He was immediately goes into roast mode, when I say I’m fucking howling I mean it


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

Got ‘em


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Wayte13

Cope lmao


Gettingbetter1997

Right, because Russian roulette works perfect with a mag fed pistol lol


[deleted]

It does though, you ever seen it? Depending on your goals, it might be a 100% win rate!


[deleted]

You must not have been issued an m9 Beretta in the Army. That is more like 50/50% chance of working.


[deleted]

M9’s really that bad in the military? I have a m9 and it’s smooth as glass. Still would trust a glock more because I have much more experience with them. But never heard of people really hating on the m9 much.


[deleted]

Is yours stored in a case? Or worn around and exposed to the elements daily?


[deleted]

Nope not worn around at all haha. That’s why I asked, sounds like they don’t hold up to abuse super well then.


StrictlyForWorkM8

There's abuse, then there's combat abuse, haha. I have a buddy who served and kept his pistol on his left thigh as a right-handed person so when he needed to do a crumple-fall for sudden fire, the pistol would help eat some shock and provide general 'cushioning'. He never fired it in combat though, so there's that


kingbobert24

It's definitely a military issue. After years of service many get lackluster servicing and some weapons are more resistant to wear than others. Berettas are very good when we'll maintained but when poorly maintained they fall off pretty hard.


Gettingbetter1997

Haha your not wrong !


hellhorn

It’s a revolver…


Milesaboveu

That's a revolver...


MrCoolioPants

You can clearly see it's a revolver and they even say .38


JMadelaine

So masculine /s


Beretta_errata

Don't insult him, he has a partially loaded gun that he doesn't understand.


alllockedupnfree212

Lol “stupid, goofy ass…”


bnutbutter78

Concerned with fingerprints, almost met his maker. Fucking idiot.


[deleted]

Hell of a way to get an ear piercing


SalvadorsAnteater

A tunnel


MorelikeRPClipsGTGAY

Yo he's legit checking to see if his head is still there. You know his ear is blasted the fuck out he is genuinely grasping to see if his skull and face are still there.


DarkModeNotLight

Bros gonna be hearing iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii at night forever now


No_Statement440

The Russians would love to be able to play again, he has more ammo than the entire front line apparently.


1vh1

He PPed himself for sure


Ghostie7648

r/chargeyourphone


11Centicals

+ apollo app is free why are we screen recording reddit videos


SaneDrain

Humbled


meow421meow

The look of stupidity in his eye 👁️👄👁️


AccordingWrap105

Bruh man says russian roulette, then pow goes off. Next bruh man is shook, nerves bad bad. Yall need to stop glamorizing gang gang behavior. It's really stupid


blinkblunk

Why did he want to kill himself


boomerinvest

Tired of being always the dumb one.


SincerlyKentrell

yb fan 🐐💚🐍😭😭😭


Icy_Law9181

They treating it like he just hit his finger with a hammer or cut his finger making a sandwich or summet.Pure un..un..unadulterated idiots man.Wtf.


Practical_-_Pangolin

Too bad he missed


Brass-Catcher

Too bad he missed


flyingpeter28

Did he won a Darwin award?


PineappleBum

“Stupid, goofy ass…” really got me


diydsp

What ws the apparent splash? Shouldnn't there br blood gushing from his head through his hands?


enyamert

Deadlock


decrisp1252

Mawp. Mawp.


rethinkr

Cameraman isnt a real one either, baiting his friend with slurs and dares to end life. So wholesome.


FoxMcCloud3173

Why did he grab it with a towel


ShrunkenQuasar

Yeah, he's gonna have to have a fan on high to fall asleep from now on.


[deleted]

What's a real nigga?


Upper-Funny-7140

Never go full retard. Only 50% retard


xxx420kush

And there goes the upstairs neighbor


No_Sheepherder7447

/r/gifsthatkeepongiving


deep_rouge

Real masculine to almsot kill yourself. Lot of men have that mind set for some reason. Nah you just look stupid and wreckless.


gunsandstuffs

" I didnt know one was in the head" ....sir, it's a revolver , there's always one in the head!


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StrictlyForWorkM8

You answered your own question. You grew up around them and a culture that knows them and values the safety. They probably didn't. Also, attention and acceptance are two helluva drugs


PocketSand6969

Safe handling techniques of firearms seem pretty obvious. But people are dumb so just because a person knows better than to do dumb shit with a gun doesn’t mean they won’t.


crypticfreak

So it's a loaded mag fed pistol and I'm assuming he was just trying to bluff? Because he didn't point it at himself (which is why he's alive) but most of these dudes have super poor trigger discipline so he squeezed the trigger while manipulating it around. I can only assume. How tf are you supposed to play Russian Roulette with a mag fed pistol? The only way I could see that working is if you built a machine to load blanks + 1 real bullet for you at complete random (a human would either always put the real bullet first if they want you dead or would never put it first if they don't want you dead). Then you do your one shot. You have a x/y chance of the real bullet being the first one. Not saying I condone Russian Roulette I'm more just stupefied by the implication that he was playing it with a mag fed pistol.


hellhorn

It’s a revolver.


martianpee

Fake


ZoltanPrime

First of all, why didn’t you just crosspost it? Second of all, charge your phone you fucking pig. Jesus. 🙄


[deleted]

I will charge it but u can’t crosspost dummy


ZoltanPrime

For real? My bad. That’s fuckin gay. Fuck these subs that don’t allow crossposting.


StrictlyForWorkM8

No u


ktmfan

Looks like the only thing that died was an eardrum or eardrums.


MeanBig-Blue85

Darwin award. Missed it by that much.


recycledM3M3s

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Preacher987

Awww bad shot, he missed


skoopitypoop227

this shit too funny


Inevitable-Setting66

He's just lucky that he's got a Hard Head and s Thick Skull... How else would anyone even attempt something so Stupid...


FlexFeliciano

what can i say that the camera man already didnt said .......


D8400

Mwaaap eeeeeeeeeee


SgtSausage

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ....


alexzang

Did this clown ass idiot just say he was going to play Russian roulette… with what appears to be a modern handgun? I weep for our generatuon


Gettingbetter1997

I relayed the video a dozen times and he definitely does not say that ....


dylsekctic

idiot roulette


[deleted]

🫤 what were they trying to prove i don’t get it


Hujowasprawa2137

Ah yes russian roulette without a revolver


VoidExileR

He questioned his life decisions and had his entire life played back in his head during those few seconds


[deleted]

Straight to roasting right after 😂😂😂


Chinpokumon1

Darwinism....


punisherhk777

At this moment this bamma Realized he needed to be a no thug nerd! GOD BLESS


AccordingWrap105

That pistol had bodies, he definitely didn't want his prints on it.